New ‘Flirtmoji’ Will Help You Up Your Sexting Game

flirtmojiIf you’re agonizing over how to flirt with sexually suggestive emojis cause you’ve used up all the good peach, rose, and fireworks combinations, you can relax. A new start-up called “Flirtmoji” is throwing some spice back into sexting with its new saucy (and anatomically correct) emojis. And they’re anything but subtle—there are 15 different brightly drawn “va-mojis” to send to your lover if the mood should strike!

The designers explain that the idea behind the Flirtmojis is to “empower people of all sexualities to communicate their desires, concerns, and flirtations.” And with the diverse, colorful sexicons, people of all stripes will have no problem thinking of creative ways to use the titplanet, green alien boobs, or a “booty-call” telephone (this is an image of an ass with a telephone wire protruding from the crack!). While sending cute pictures of fruit, and more bizarre, interpretative emojis (like a bowl of ramen noodles?!) is all part of the fun, we have a feeling these zany, technicolor Flirtmojis are going to be a big hit for those of us who want a desert snake slithering around a fork every now and again.

In the mood for something fun and naughty? We are always down for some banana time!

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The Sex Toy

Written by KatyStressRelief

You would be tied. Your hands behind your back with rope wrapped around both wrists and biceps. Your body would be completely nude and vulnerable, exposed to my whims. Your eyes would be blindfolded and your legs would shackled bent and spread wide. Bound and unable to move or see, you are able to concentrate on only the sense of touch.

My fingernails trail down your body leaving tracks of small electric shocks against your skin. Your body will squirming and pulling against your bindings.

“Tonight you will be my toy to play with as I desire.” I will whisper in your ear.

You will feel me climb between your legs so I can get you prepared for what I have planned. You feel warm oil running over your cock, balls and ass crack. My fingers massaging it into your heated flesh. Moving down, my finger finds your tight, puckered asshole. Pushing inside I start to lube you inside and out.

I would love to share with you what wonderful plans I have for my toy, so give me a call!

Playboy Announces It Will Stop Publishing Photos of Nude Women

Image Source: flickr.com:photos:mattybravo62 years after Playboy published its first iconic issue featuring Marilyn Monroe, the famous magazine has announced that it will stop publishing nude photos of women. Though Playboy became a cultural institution partly because of its nude models and centerfolds that were once considered risqué, today the men’s magazine is ready to move on from naked bunnies in pursuit of a larger audience. Thankfully, they still plan on featuring gorgeous women in titillating spreads—but the women will no longer bare all for the cameras.

Playboy claims that because nudity is now so ubiquitous thanks to internet porn, the world no longer needs a magazine that showcases the female body. Playboy said, “You could argue that nudity is a distraction for us and actually shrinks our audience rather than expands it.” The magazine wants to return to its status as a respectable literary and cultural magazine, like in its heydey when it published interviews with folks like Martin Luther King Jr., and ran stories by Margaret Atwood and Norman Mailer. The website has been nudity-free for the last year, and has increased its users by four times since the switch. Looks like people will need to start actually reading Playboy “for the articles.”

Looking for something titillating? We’ll never stop baring all at NiteFlirt!

Here’s more about Playboy’s announcement to stop publishing nude photos.

The Sex Toy That Also Claims To Be an Aphrodisiac

via www.lelo.com

via www.lelo.com

The Swedish sex toy manufacturer LELO has a brand new addition to its beloved comma-shaped vibrator the Lily—an aphrodisiacal fragrance. Not only does the newest edition have a stronger motor and the Lily’s characteristic pretty design, but you can now choose from three versions of the vibe, color-coded by scent. There’s dark purple for wine and chocolate, pink for rose and wisteria, and light purple for lavender and honey. So, does smelling an aphrodisiac instead of tasting one still make you horny?

While there’s no scientific evidence that aphrodisiacs actually turn people on physiologically, the placebo effect and the power of sexual suggestion are surprisingly powerful, so a sexy smell can definitely help get the juices flowing. And with Lily’s eight vibe patterns and a range of different speeds, there’s a lot to love in addition to its pleasing odor. It also has both broad and pointer areas for subtler and more intense stimulation, and it can comfortably sit between partners during sex. Plus there’s no need to bring the wine, roses, and chocolates to set the mood—the Lily will do it all for you!

Feel like setting the mood with us? We’re all the aphrodisiac you’ll ever need!

Check out more about the sex toy that’s infused with an aphrodisiacal scent here.

Fetish Porn Studio To Open First Erotic Haunted House

12079514_1881665755392505_1068448069717541158_nKink.com decided to open its dungeon to all the naughty adults who are more into Halloween tricks than they are treats. Since Kink.com is the largest producer of BDSM and fetish porn, the company figured they would combine titillation with terror by opening the first ever erotic haunted house. It’s taking place in the San Francisco Armory where they shoot their porn films—which, as it so happens, is actually haunted in real life!

Kink.com says, “The two emotions, fear and sex, are inextricably linked. We wanted to play off that and offer people a truly old school scare in an unexpected setting.” The haunted house has eight sets with various characters and scenarios, including a deranged doctor (you can probably expect some light torture), a bad, bad dominatrix, a voodoo queen, and even a naked vampiress who, if you’re lucky, will lick your face. And, of course, there will be blindfolding, tight spaces, strangers touching you, and lots of other kinky surprises!

In the mood for some naughty fun yourself? We’ve got tricks and treats right here!

Check out more about Kink.com’s erotic haunted house!

Target Accidentally Plays Porn Over its Loudspeaker…Again

Image Source: Flickr.com/photos/jeepersmedia/Customers at a California Target got plenty of bang for their buck (literally) when audio of a porn started accidentally playing over the store’s PA system. One shocked shopper recorded the entire incident and posted the video to Facebook (watch below), while several others stormed out of the store, or angrily screamed at the employees to turn it off. In the video, sex moans can be heard, along with some very sexually explicit language loudly coming through the loudspeakers.

A porn star can be heard moaning, and then saying, “I want you to get it really wet. Get that cock in between. Oh yeah, you know how to do it. Yeah, you wanna fuck these titties?” Children are heard crying in the background—in between the porn star’s screams and moans! The store was in chaos, with both customers and employees freaking out over the incident: “Employees were running around everywhere. Picking and hanging up phones, which worked….for about two minutes before it started up again,” according to the New York Post. Amazingly, this isn’t the first time something like this has happened at Target. The same thing happened at another California Target only months before. Target is investigating, but it sure seems like the work of a very naughty prankster!

In the mood for a little dirty talk yourself? We can make you scream and moan like customers fleeing porn in a Target right here!

Check out the Target porn fiasco below:

5 Celebs Over 50 Talk Mature Love

oldsexAccording to 5 feisty older celebs, wisdom and experience aren’t the only things that get better with age. Just as many studies have shown, these celebs prove that age is just a state of mind when it comes to having good sex well into the twilight years. So here are some words of sexual wisdom from 5 older celebs who know a thing or two about good mature lovin’.

  1. Jane Fonda
    The 77 year old still hot sex-pot had this to say about starting a love affair after a period of celibacy: “If you have been celibate for a long time and then begin a new love affair, be aware that your vagina is likely to need some attention.” Good advice!
  2. Betty White
    This Golden Girl is famous for her lusty appetite for sex. And at 93 years old, she shows no signs of slowing down any time soon: “I’m still just as horny as I’ve ever been.” Betty, you are truly an inspiration!
  3. Lisa Rinna
    The sexy 52 year old said of her marriage to actor Harry Hamlin: “We’re kinky as hell in bed.” That must be the secret to their long-lasting relationship!
  4. John Stamos
    The celeb who was formerly married to super model Rebecca Romijn said, “I’d rather have a woman have 10 orgasms than me have 10 orgasms.” We can see your point, John.
  5. Sting
    The hot musician—who is also an unofficial spokesman for tantric sex—said, “I like the theater of sex. I like to look good. I like her to dress up. I like to dress her up.” Sounds like a good time!

Have a lusty appetite for sex yourself? We can make you just as horny as you’ve ever been right here!

Texas Students Strap Dildos to Bags to Protest Conceal Carry Law

10474866374_2448f1743e_zStudents at University of Texas are taking part in a “Take Your Dildo to Class” day to protest the absurdity of the college’s conceal carry gun law. Apparently, students are allowed to bring concealed weapons to campus—but an innocuous sex toy is strictly forbidden and punishable as an obscene offense. So one UT student, Jessica Jin, is organizing students with a Facebook event: #CocksNotGlocks.

Jin says on the Facebook page, “The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class.” She’s urging all students to strap dildos to their bags for the month of August, and so far the event has secured 3,900 confirmed attendees, 768 maybes, and lots of haters trolling the site. But Jin isn’t fazed; all the backlash just highlights the ridiculous impact a harmless dildo can cause—all while firearms in the classroom are largely ignored.

Oh, those Texans. Ain’t nothing wrong with a little cock in the classroom!

Find out more about Texas students strapping dildos to their bags here.

The Mushroom That Makes Women Instantly Orgasm

mushroompenisThe medicinal value of certain plants and herbs are well known, and they’ve been used as a healing remedy for people for thousands of years. But it was only recently that scientists discovered a very important type of fungus that has the potential to heal women all over the world—by making them cum! The bright orange mushroom, which appears to only grow on Hawaiian lava flows that are 600 to 1,000 years old, has been shown to induce spontaneous orgasms in the women who smell it.

The two scientists who discovered the fungus back in 2001 said that the fungus is known as a “potent female aphrodisiac when smelled.” According to their research, which was published in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, half of the female test subjects “experienced spontaneous orgasms while smelling this mushroom.” The scientists believe that the compounds found in the fungus’s spores could be similar to the neurotransmitters fired off during a hot, mind-blowing orgasm. Nature, you sexy beast!

Feel like having some mind-blowing experiences yourself? You don’t need to find a 1,000 year old Hawaiian volcano for that—we can guarantee instant satisfaction right here!

Here’s more about the fungus that makes women instantly orgasm!

What it’s Like to Have Sex in Space

sexinspaceIf you’re into astronomy (and fucking), you’ve probably wondered at some point what sex in space would be like. Pornhub is currently trying to crowdfund the first ever x-rated space encounter to answer this question, but science tells us it might not be that easy. Though NASA once sent a married couple up into space together, the pair are not kissing and telling—which is the same for the other 540 or so people who’ve traveled above Earth. So what do we know about what it would be like to fuck in space?

Based on evidence from NASA and the Kinsey Institute (who have also wondered about cosmic coitus), sex in a gravity-less environment wouldn’t really work out that well. First, instead of blood flowing to the genitals in men and women, in space it would flow to the head, making it hard to get or maintain an erection, or even to feel aroused. It would also be difficult to stay in sexual positions in zero-gravity, not to mention how physically demanding it would be since you lose so much strength and muscle-mass in space. It’d also be pretty messy, since there’s no where for the fluids to go: it just sort of builds up, like an unsexy sponge.

Well, so much for that 250-mile high club! But here’s the good news: NiteFlirt can make you feel like you’re being shot into space without ever leaving the Earth!

Check out Slate‘s video about what it’d be like to have sex in space!