Sex Toy Company ‘Clone-A-Willy’ Wants to Clone Justin Bieber’s Willy

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Justin Bieber’s been getting some good press lately: he’s got a new album that people seem to like, favorable media attention for his recent softer persona and, also, some buzz about his allegedly very nice cock! Yes, according to some reliable sources (who refer to his member as “OMG”), he is quite well-endowed. And now all that good press has attracted the attention of sex toy company Clone-A-Willy, who is eager to get Bieber’s cock in one of their notorious molds.

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The company that makes fully functional replicas of people’s sex organs is offering Bieber one million dollars to advertise the product. Clone-A-Willy thinks the business arrangement would be mutually beneficial: Bieber could promote his music, and the company could promote its sexy wares. Clone-A-Willy said in a letter to the star, “Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his ‘dating’ life.” The company is assuring Bieber that they would not put the Bieber sex toy on the market (though they would have a mold of his dick…), but considering how upset he got when naked pictures of him were published, it’s doubtful that he’ll be cloning his willy anytime soon.

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New Documentary Explores Straight Men’s Attraction to Trans Women

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Sex Diaries: Trans Lovers – Geri, Faye, Lorenna, Mark, Andy and Paige. Photograph: Jude Edington/Channel 4There’s a new UK documentary about straight men who prefer trans women called Sex Diaries: Trans Lovers. It offers a fascinating glimpse into a still taboo subject—which director Charlie Russell admitted wasn’t an easy feat, considering his difficulty with finding men to discuss their relationships with trans women. Russell considers in the intro, “Is this a new kind of relationship, one that is neither gay, straight, or bi, but perhaps something entirely different instead?”

What was especially interesting to the director is why these straight-identified men seek out women who have penises. There is no simple answer to that, and the men who were interviewed often didn’t know themselves. One man said that he found transsexual women beautiful; another said he liked that trans women were “easier” to fuck than cisgender women, since they seem to know what men want. Many of the trans women also chimed in on the phenomenon, with one lady saying that “A guy who wants to be with a transsexual obviously wants someone with a dick, so he wants a woman who uses her dick.” Another woman was thrilled that she finally found a nice guy: “All you’ve had is men before treating you like a piece of meat, basically, and it’s not nice.”

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Miley Cyrus and Flaming Lips to Play Show Naked in Front of a Naked Audience

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Image Source: Flickr.com/photos/eurritimia/ with censor bar added by NiteFlirtFlaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne is trying to break the internet with his latest announcement: his band and Miley Cyrus will put on a naked show and require all audience members to be equally naked. Coyne took to Instagram to plug the naked gig—and included an image of a nude Cyrus from her video “Wrecking Ball,” and a picture of the Lips, also nude from their video “Watching the Planets.” The show will have a dual purpose: to plug Cyrus’ next video, “Milky Milky Milk,” and to also just have an excuse for her and the Lips to characteristically let their freak flags fly!

And if playing in the buff wasn’t enough, Coyne also added that “milk (well, white stuff that looks like milk) [will be] spewed everywhere.” Cyrus and the Lips will begin touring in November and December, and will play six theatre and club shows in Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, New York, Philadelphia and Boston. And so far, they haven’t announced which show will be the naked one. Fans will just have to wait patiently till they do—and knowing that crowd, probably in their birthday suits!

Feel like getting a little wild yourself? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Here’s more about the completely naked Flaming Lips/Miley Cyrus show.

Kinky Cop Sentenced For Trying to Lick Woman’s Feet

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_high_heels_sexyA kinky ex-cop in Houston who pulled over a motorist and then asked to lick her feet has been sentenced to one year in jail. According to the court documents, when the 27-year-old former officer found pot on the woman, he told her he had a foot fetish and would let her go if he could lick her feet! Then he gave her the option of just giving him her panties and calling it good.

The woman reportedly decided to go along with the kinky foot fetish option, and took off her boots. But then when she changed her mind—realizing that he did indeed want to actually lick her feet—and said that she’d rather go with the dirty panty option, the kinky cop changed his mind and let her go. He was formally charged with two counts of “official oppression” this week—not to mention all the public humiliation he’s suffered on the internet.

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Sexy Dice Fails

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sexydiceIf you’ve ever taken a trip to the sex store and considered picking up some sexy dice, it probably didn’t cross your mind that with each roll you could find yourself in some, er, awkward situations. Yes, those fuzzy sex dice are meant to add some friskiness to your bedroom routine, but the possibilities are sometimes uncomfortably endless. Here are 9 hilarious sexy dice fails.

  1. “Rub My Face on the Floor”
    Ouch, that combo would make for some very unsexy rug burns!
  2. “With Clothes On Eat”
    That could get messy—and not in the good way!
  3. “Shower! With Clothes On”
    Hm, that seems more uncomfortable than sexy.
  4. “Quickly Eat”
    That could leave you with a bad stomach ache!
  5. “Suck Ass Passionately”
    That could maybe be fun?
  6. “Shower Repeatedly”
    This might be a little too clean…
  7. “Spank Hair”
    That could hurt!
  8. “Touch Toes”
    Well, at least you’ll get more flexible!
  9. “Lick Bathroom”
    And your bathroom will get super clean!

Up for anything? We have some very sexy combinations right here!

Check out more sexy dice fails here.

Thief Stole Hundreds of Underwear with Home-Made Fishing Rod

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Police have finally caught a serial underwear thief in China who was found with 285 used bras and 185 dirty panties in his van. The 32-year-old lingerie thief reportedly used a custom-made tool that resembled a fishing rod to steal hundreds of intimate undergarments. The sheer number amassed was said to be enough to cover half a basketball court!

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The man confessed that he’d been stealing sexy lady things for over a three-year period. He also said that while his hobby started as an illicit fetish, it grew to become a problem over which he had little control. He plans to seek psychological help, but strangely, he is not the first to be caught in China for stealing women’s underwear. There was a man caught just last year for stealing over 2,000 pairs of his neighbors’ lingerie. Must be something (kinky) in the water!

In the mood for a little kink yourself? You don’t need a home-made fishing rod to indulge your fetish!

Here’s more about the serial underwear thief.

 

Louisville Assistant Coach Accused of Paying For Team Sex Parties

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_financial_dominationA former escort published a book this month describing her role in University of Louisville dorm sex parties for basketball players and recruits from 2010-2014. She alleges that assistant coach Andre McGee paid her to organize parties with strippers, and that he paid extra if the women had sex with the team and the recruits. And now, five former players and recruits have corroborated her allegations during an interview with ESPN’s investigative arm, Outside the Lines.

A former recruit described the parties in the interview, saying: “I knew they weren’t college girls. It was crazy. It was like I was in a strip club.” The escort admitted to having sex with a recruit, as well as some of the parents and guardians who visited the University during visits. Her two daughters also said they had sex for money, and named then recruits Russ Smith and Montrezl Harrell. Harrell denied the allegation, but Smith said that while the NCAA asked him not to comment, he would say that “There’s only one person who can speak on this matter, and that’s Andre McGee. He owes it to his teammates, coaches and the university to tell the truth.” Scandalous!

In the mood for a wild party? We are always down for something crazy here!

Here’s more about the Louisville sex party scandal.

Beyond Hetero, Homo, and Bi: Alternative Sexual and Romantic Orientations

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holdinghandsMiley Cyrus made the news recently when she came out as pansexual—and in doing that, educated a whole lot of people about what that term even means. Pansexual is one of several sexual and romantic orientations out there that a person can identify as, beyond the commonly accepted ones like heterosexual, homosexual, and bisexual. So here are 6 different terms related to sexual and romantic identities that you should know.

  1. Asexual
    An asexual is “someone who does not experience sexual attraction.” Asexuality.org adds that while asexuals may find others attractive, and may even want to be affectionate, they are just not interested in having sex.
  2. Graysexual
    The Frisky defines it as “something more fluid between sexuality and asexuality.”
  3. Demisexual
    Someone who identifies as demisexual doesn’t typically feel sexual attraction unless they “have already formed a strong emotional bond with the person.”
  4. Pansexual
    Pansexual refers to those “who feel they are sexually/emotionally/spiritually capable of falling in love with all genders.”
  5. Skoliosexual
    Genderqueerid.com explains that these folks experience “sexual attraction to non-binary identified individuals” or those who do not identify as cisgender.
  6. Zucchini
    This is the name for a partner who is engaged in a “queerplatonic” relationship, which means a queer, non-romantic but more-than-a-friend relationship.

Looking to get involved in a sexual or romantic (or non-romantic) relationship? Whatever your orientation, we are “fluid” and up for anything here!

Check out more about alternative sexual and romantic orientations here.

New Sex Toy Lets You Experience a Porn Star’s Every Thrust in 3-D

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The new sex toy the “eJaculator” is promising to take virtual sex to the next level. Not only will you be able to watch porn in 3-D, but with this device you’d actually be able to feel the porn star’s every movement as if it were really happening. The eJaculator’s creator said, “What you see is what you feel. Whether that is a guy moving in and out of a girl or a woman jumping on top of the guy.”

The eJaculator works by downloading an app onto a smartphone and then using a special headset to allow the viewer to see custom porn scenes specially for them. There’s also a masturbation sleeve (in shapes like mouths, anuses and even extraterrestrial sex organs!) that is synced up with the headset, which lets the user feel the physical sensations projected on the screen. The eJaculator’s sex tech team are currently working to create porn POV content that will work with the sex toy—and if that sounds challenging, that’s because it is. They’ll need to figure out how to synchronize the masturbation sleeve’s movements to a porn star’s thrusts, bumps and grinds. But thankfully, the ambitious team is confident they can do it within a year or two.

Looking for a realistic, pleasurable experience? You don’t need a special headset and 360-degree cameras for that—we’ve got everything you need right here!

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Tips For Joining the Mile High Club

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Mile High ClubLet’s face it, we’ve all fantasied about what it would be like to fuck at 35,000 feet. And while it’s not the easiest feat to accomplish, with a little planning and good judgement, it is possible to join the Mile High Club. Here are some tips about how to get it on while soaring through the air.

  1. Travel at night
    This is when the passengers and the crews are sleeping, and when the restrooms will be all yours to make some midnight magic in.
  2. It’s better to bang in first or business class
    The restrooms will be nicer, and there will be fewer people. If you can, try to get on a nice, roomy Airbus 380. And if you’re going to Asia, you’ll really be in luck—those bathrooms look like spas with their orchids and fresh hand-towels. Basically, they were designed for luxurious sky-sex!
  3. Have a drink to help loosen you up
    Since booze hits you harder when you’re 5 miles in the air, a drink or two before getting wild mid-flight is sure to loosen you and your frisky travel companion up.
  4. Go to the bathroom separately
    It’ll be more covert if one of you goes first, and the other meets up for the rendezvous a few minutes later.
  5. Make a plan for fucking in those tiny bathrooms
    You can put the lid down and sit, or even stand against the door. It’ll be tricky, so consider planning out positions before getting in there to ensure you won’t waste all of your time fumbling around. Either way, it will make for a great story later!

In the mood for some risky business? We can make you feel like you’re flying without ever leaving the ground!

Check out more tips on Jezebel for how to join the Mile High Club.