Oh Joy Sex Toy’s Illustrated, X-Rated Review of the Eva Vibe

evaYou might remember the Eva Vibe. It’s the first ever vibrator that fits snugly between your labia for hands-free solo or couple’s sex. It is adorable, looks like a little pussy beetle, and now, for the first time, has been reviewed! Oh Joy Sex Toy gives you the ins and outs of the Eva in a helpful, graphic comic (check it out below).

While the Eva looks like a cute little lapel pin for your labia, it doesn’t seem like it’d be all that comfortable. The illustrator/reviewer found upon trying out the Eva that it was surprisingly comfortable—which turned out to be not such a great thing. While it’s unobtrusive, “it’s so inconspicuous as to be ineffective on my bits,” she said. Unfortunately, all those good vibrations hit directly above the clit, so you need to push it down with your finger to get the good stuff, thus defeating the purpose of it being “hands-free.” She also had issues with it staying in place. If you’re getting pounded, there’s a good chance for most women that Eva will fly out of your pussy: “This little whirligig kept leaping for freedom any time I moved,” she said. The verdict: Eva’s got loads of potential, but for now, it just doesn’t hit the right spots.

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Check out the x-rated webcomic for Eva the hands-free vibrator here: https://bitchmedia.org/article/oh-joy-sex-toy-eva-vibe

The Most Graphic Adult Coloring Book For Gay Men

Texas-based artist and illustrator Nathan Rapport wanted to create an X-rated coloring book to help gay men consider their relationship with casual sex. It’s called “Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me,” and it was brought to life as a way for the artist to reflect on his promiscuity after a painful breakup. “I knew the concept was very universal, and not specific to queer people, though I was presenting my own personal, very queer experience and perspective,” Rapport told The Huffington Post.

The book presents a variety of ménage à trois scenarios that come out of the artist’s real life experiences with gay group sex. In one image, one guy gets fucked doggy style while giving another guy a blowjob. In another, one guy gets a blowjob as five other guys watch and engage in some ass play. The images all incorporate song lyrics about relationships as a way to juxtapose the erotic images with a heavier, more emotional context. “This was always much more than simply a dirty coloring book with a bunch of naked guys. The imagery is very graphic, yes, but I felt it needed to be, as the lyrical imagery is so potent with raw emotion and they needed to balance and compliment each other in a way that made sense.” So far, the book has really caught on with the gay community who are looking for a fun way to process how casual sex can be used to heal from heartbreak.

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Check out more about the coloring book for gay men here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-is-the-most-nsfw-coloring-book-weve-ever-seen-and-its-brilliant_5697df5fe4b0b4eb759d876f

Twitter’s Hilarious, Erotic Fanfiction about the Militia Standoff

You may have read about the armed militia in rural Oregon taking over a wildlife refuge in protest of the government. And maybe you’ve even thought about the parallels between the militant outdoorsmen and the rugged gay cowboys in Brokeback Mountain. Well, now the Decemberists’ frontman and native Oregonian Colin Meloy has officially ignited the internet’s imagination with his erotic gay fanfiction about the standoff on Twitter. Here are the gems.

 

 

 

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Check out more erotic fanfiction about the militia standoff here: https://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2016/01/06/decembrists-frontman-colin-meloy-tweeted-erotic-fanfiction-about-the-militia-standoff-and-its-awesome

Food Truck Sells Sex Toys Along with Food

You’ve heard of a happy meal, but one food truck entrepreneur has thought of the ultimate after-meal treat for his adult clients. Along with selling hotdogs, chips, and soda, the Indiana food truck is generating lots of buzz for also selling sex toys! Kwan Dixon, who owns and operates Pop’s Popcorn and Koosier Daddy’s Food Cart, is keeping business lively because he knows one very important rule: “sex sells.”

“Is sex selling in Evansville? Yeah! More peace. More kids. More peace. It will settle everybody down,” said Dixon. So far, just as Dixon predicted, sex toy sales have boosted food sales as well: “You got to have something afterwards,” he explained. Unfortunately, not everyone in the small Indiana town is pleased by Dixon’s business model, and recently the food truck was shut down because Dixon did not declare that he’d be selling sex toys as well as food. But Dixon isn’t fazed—he knows all publicity is good publicity, and he fully intends to keep putting the “buzz in your life.”

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Check out more about the food truck that peddles sex toys here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/business-genius-gets-town-buzzing-by-selling-sex-toys-at-his-food-truck_us_56991c47e4b0778f46f90e33

9 Facts About Lube Everyone Should Know

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  1. Water-based lubes are the most common type of lube
    While these are the most popular, probably because they wash off easily, they also dry out quickly, which means you need to reapply during longer fuck-fests.
  2. Silicone-based lubes last longer than water-based
    They also are great in the shower since they don’t blend with water.
  3. Silicone-based lube should not be used with silicone sex toys
    The material in the lube will break down the material in sex toys, which could let bacteria in.
  4. Silicone-based can be hard to remove
    Buyer beware…
  5. Oil-based lubes breaks down the latex in condoms
    That’s why they should mainly be used for handjobs, unprotected sex, and sexual activities requiring, um, bigger equipment, like fisting.
  6. Lube has an expiration date
    Note: once you open it, you should use it within a year.
  7. Keep lube at room temperature and with the bottle closed
    So maybe don’t put it in the fridge?
  8. A well lubricated cock enhances pleasure for both the man and the woman
    Amen to that!
  9. It also helps sex last longer
    And it can help men sustain an erection, especially for those with sexual dysfunction problems.

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Check out more facts about lube everyone should know here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/lube-it-up-lube-it-up#.sr9wxoVBan

Sex Worker of the Year Helps Man With Bionic Penis Lose His Virginity

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_robotMohammed Abad is a virgin, not because of a lack of willingness or an inability to chat up women, but because he tragically lost his penis in a car accident at the age of six. Recently, at 37-years-old, and after 118 procedures, Abad once again has a dick—an 8-inch bionic one! So now, of course, the man cannot wait to try out, for the first time ever, his impressive new member.

Charlotte Rose, Britain’s Sex Worker of the Year 2013, eagerly volunteered her services for free. “Of all the people he could have done this with, he’s chosen me,” she told The Daily Beast. “It’s an absolute delight.” As an escort, and sexual trainer, Rose specializes in working with older clients and those with disabilities. Rose doesn’t make as much money as other high-end call girls, but she finds the work incredibly fulfilling. The experience with Abad will be her first with a bionic penis, and she couldn’t be more thrilled: “I’ve not seen it yet, but I’m really, really excited and really, really honored.”

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Check out more about the man with the bionic penis losing his virginity: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/12/my-night-with-the-world-s-first-bionic-penis.html

Class is in Session at ‘Porn University’

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmItalian porn legend Rocco Siffredi, aka “Italian Stallion,” is starting an academy that many eager students would be thrilled to attend: “Porn University.” He wants to teach aspiring adult film stars the tricks of the trade, and since porn is such a lucrative industry (worth billions), going to school to learn the ins and outs of adult entertainment isn’t such a far-fetched idea. Siffredi, ever the entrepreneur, will document his training classes on an Italian reality show called “Universita del Porno.”

Siffredi is aptly calling his academy “Siffredi Hard Academy.” There, he’ll instruct a group of 21 amateurs on various techniques and tactics to help them score big on the x-rated screen. The veteran porn star hand-picked his students out of thousands of applicants, and he’ll be leading the select classes himself over a 2 week period. “During the crash course, they will learn how to be comfortable in front of the camera and learn different strategies to improve their on-screen performances,” NY Daily News reports. Siffredi told the Italian media that all the sessions will be unscripted and will strive to make the learning process as authentic as possible. Bravo!

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Check out more about Porn University here: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/porn-university-opens-aspiring-adult-film-performers-article-1.2387263

Italian Porn Legend Advocates For Better Sex Ed

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“Pornography should be entertainment, but for lack of alternatives has become a learning tool, especially among young people,” the petition begins. Siffredi made a name for himself when he started doing “rougher stuff.” His business partner explains that Siffredi got popular when “He started to spit on girls. A strong male-dominant thing, with women being pushed to their limit.” Now, he wants to educate young people about the differences between adult entertainment and real-life sex. The petition was launched on Global Orgasm Day, and has already received almost 31,000 signatures. Here’s hoping the “Italian Stallion” can get as many supporters for his important cause as he gets for his head-in-toilet anal-sex scenes!

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Check out more about Rocco “Italian Stallion” Siffredi’s petition for better sex ed here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/29/this-is-the-italian-porn-star-warning-kids-off-porn.html

Someone Sent the Oregon Militants a Bag of Dicks

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The group has been calling on the public to send them essential, survivalist supplies, such as French vanilla coffee creamer, Miracle Whip, hair conditioner and pillowcases. But as Ritzheimer points out in the video, some people are responding to the plea not with necessary supplies, but with other “hateful stuff”—which apparently includes dildos, and as Ritzheimer calls one package, “a bag of dicks.” “It’s really ridiculous,” Ritzheimer complains. “Rather than going out and doing good, they just spend all their money on hate and hate and hate and hate.” We don’t know, sending a bag of dicks seems like a pretty great way to show love and support to us!

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Check out the video of an Oregon militant getting sent a bag of dicks here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOzRl6pdYBs

Virtual Vaginas Are Teaching the Masterful Art of the Female Orgasm

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrator1The makers of the website OMGYes are leading the way to a whole new era of female pleasure, one virtual vagina at a time. They decided that an instructional, interactive website could help close the orgasm gap and get women off just as often as men during sex. The instructional website is basically a huge encyclopedia of clitoral touching based on interviews their research team conducted with over 2,000 women.

Now they are offering their findings on female pleasure to the internet. For a small fee, you can learn techniques like “edging,” “hinting,” “staging,” and “accenting,” each with their own descriptions and videos. OMGYes also has “touchable technology,” which helps members to learn about the female orgasm through interactive images of pussies that can be touched, rubbed, flicked, etc. And as you interact with virtual pussies, a sexy narrator leads you through the techniques, describing in explicit, breathy detail how she likes to be touched. The simulations, based on the interviews and the anatomies of real women, are extremely realistic, if not entirely pornographic. “We’re hoping that it gives people a toolkit of things to discover and explore, and new ways to talk about it all,” said a researcher.

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Check out more about how virtual vaginas are teaching the art of the female orgasm here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/30/can-kinsey-approved-virtual-vaginas-help-close-the-orgasm-gap.html