NiteFlirt Plays Cupid: The Winner!

Wow! What an awesome Valentine’s Day — we still haven’t recovered from it. Thanks to our great Twitter community and the “NiteFlirt plays Cupid” contest, we were not short on inspiration for the day, including inspiration to spend the day with you on NiteFlirt!

  • Dirty Amber broke out her new toys for all of our pleasure.
  • While DominaDeJanea did her own version of NetFlix and chill: watching the Walking Dead and busting blue balls.
  • If only we could have spent the day with Jewish Joon Cleaver whipped up her Matzo Ball Soup with a Spanish Fly doing the backstroke in it. Yes!
  • But we have to be honest, most of us tool ashley973‘s advice and were wined and dined. But only the lucky ones were 69ed.

And now the moment you’ve been waiting for (drum roll please)… After a double random drawing from all entries,  the winner of our contest is:

Goddess_Alexa_

Congrats Goddess_Alexa_! Thanks to everyone who participated and gave us all a little Valentine’s inspiration!

7 Facts You Should Know About the Male G-Spot

Image Source: Flickr.com | Richard FosterYou’ve heard of the G-spot, but have you heard of the male G-spot? If you’re a guy who’s experimented with ass-play, you probably aren’t surprised to learn that there is in fact a G-spot inside the prostate. When stimulated properly, the male G-spot can make orgasms all the more pleasurable. Here are 7 facts you should know to enhance you or your partner’s experience.

  1. It’s located about 3 inches inside the anus
    This proves that when it comes to ass-play, bigger is definitely not better!
  2. It’s shaped like a walnut
    The prostate reaches its full, adult size at 20-years-old. It measures 1.6 x 1 x 1.2 inches, and weighs between 0.66 -0.75 ounces—the shape and size of a walnut.
  3. You’re probably rimming the wrong place
    “Unless you have a giraffe’s tongue, you’re not going to be able to reach his prostate. Instead, you should lick his perineum to maximize pleasure, which is located between his testicles and anus. It puts pressure on his prostate externally,” says Pride.
  4. Kegels will help you have better and longer prostate orgasms
    By doing Kegel exercises, you can strengthen your prostate and in turn have better, more intense G-spot orgasms. Contract the muscles in the anus and release repeatedly to get those muscles ready for awesome orgasms.
  5. Dildos and prostate massagers are not the same thing
    While a dildo is straight, a prostate massager is curved, vibrates, and is specially designed to maximize prostate stimulation.
  6. Use the “come hither” motion to hit the G-spot
    Use your index finger or middle finger (or both!), and make the “come here” motion with your finger facing towards his belly.
  7. Prostate orgasms are full-body orgasms
    Orgasms occurring in conjunction with stimulation of the prostate gland can result in orgasms perceived as ‘deeper,’ more widespread, intense and longer lasting,” says a doctor and sex expert.

Want to have a “full-body” experience? “Come here” and we’ll do the rest!

Check out more facts about the male G-spot here: https://www.pride.com/gay/2016/1/22/8-things-everyone-needs-know-about-male-g-spot

Things Gay Pornstars Are Tired of Hearing

Screenshot from  YouTube.com | mendotcom VideosAlthough the life of a gay pornstar has its advantages (lots of hot gay sex, anyone?), the realities aren’t always enviable. Especially considering all the judgment and stupid questions people ask on a regular basis. To give a glimpse into a day in the life of a gay pornstar, a new video highlights the most annoying things they hear every day. Here are the highlights (watch the video—and the sexy shirtless pornstars—below)

  1. Oh, you’re so much smarter than I thought you would be!”
    This stereotype is just one of the annoying things adult film actors have to deal with.
  2. When are you going to get a real job?”
    Um, we’re pretty sure fucking guys on screen for hours at a time is a real job!
  3. It must be really hard for you to find dates in real life.”
    *Every guy in video rolls eyes
  4. How do you get off with people in porn when you’re not attracted to them?”
    This is why porn is most certainly a real job! These people are professionals, people!
  5. Does your granny know what you do?”
    Well if she does, she’s one cool granny!
  6. Do you ever feel like you’re judged unfairly by what you do?”
    Here, all the guys were cracking up.
  7. How does porn impact your relationship?”
    “What relationship?” retorts a pornstar.
  8. How does it feel to know people are getting off to you?”
    *coy, proud grins

Want to do things you’d never tell your granny about? We can give you a permanent grin right here!

Check out the video of things gay pornstars are tired of hearing here or watch the video below

Man Says ‘Henry the Hoover’ Tattoo Ruined His Sex Life

Image Source: Flickr.com | David Simmonds (@davidwithacamera)A 21-year-old British man wants to part ways with his long-time buddy, Henry the Hoover. Henry, a popular children’s cartoon character in the UK, has been with the Brit since he was a teen, but now the man’s finding that he’s outgrown his childhood friend. Oh, in case you’re wondering, Henry the Hoover is tattooed right above the man’s dick (or should we say ‘hose’?)!

“When I first got it done I couldn’t stop getting it out, I got loads of attention and I was a bit of a local hero, I loved it,” the man said. But now, he’s only showing off his ink on the British TV show Bodyshockers—especially since the friendly tattoo has been sucking up all the ladies in his life who used to want to fuck him. “I was with a girl recently and I liked her, things were going well until we got naked,” he confessed. “When she saw it she said ‘what’s that? I am off!’ I was gutted, I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done.” Even his mother weighed in on how the silly tattoo is killing his sex life: “You can’t take him seriously as it is ridiculous.” He’s currently trying to have his old pal Henry removed: “I know laser removal is painful but never getting laid again would be more painful,” he said. You’re probably right about that, bloke!

In the mood for an adult experience? We can guarantee you won’t regret anything that happens here!

Check out more about how a man’s tattoo has ruined his sex life here: https://www.newnownext.com/british-man-says-henry-the-hoover-tattoo-has-ruined-his-sex-life/01/2016/

China Has First Masturbation Contest to Celebrate Safe Sex

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: slushpupChina’s first World AIDS Day Masturbation Contest made wanking into a good cause. The “Wankathon,” sponsored by sex toy manufacturer Aihuirun, put 10 male participants to the ultimate test. Though there was no full-frontal nudity allowed, the guys got to work showing their support for safe sex.

All the participants wore masks and jerked off into orange buckets that would later be examined to determine the wanking victor. To literally keep up morale, hot, scantily clad models danced around with sex toys and blow up dolls. “The current World Record holder of the “Longest Time Spent Masturbating” is porn-star Sonny Nash, who pleasured himself for an impressive 10 hours and 10 minutes in May, 2012,” reports the Huffington Post. All hail, the jerk-off king!

Feel like showing your support for safe sex? We can help you keep up morale right here!

Check out more about China’s masturbation contest by clicking here!

When Sex Made a Commercial Airline Pilot Go Blind

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: Florian

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: Florian

If you’ve ever seen the show Sex Sent Me to the ER, you’re probably familiar with the entertaining, humorous, and always strange scenarios of sex gone awry. But the latest sexcapade on TLC’s popular show is really one for the books. It involves an airline pilot who goes temporarily blind after trying to keep up with his feisty wife’s insatiable need to fuck.

As soon as the doctor entered the examination room, he found the pilot and his wife going at it. Once they settled down, the pilot explained about going temporarily blind in his left eye—known as transient monocular blindness (TMB)—and his concern since he had to “be in the cockpit tomorrow.” When the doctor left the room and again returned to find the wife making herself comfortable in her husband’s “cockpit,” he began to wonder if the blindness wasn’t the result of all the sex they seemed to be having. The doctor realized that the pilot’s TMB was a result of an uncommon phenomenon due to orgasm: “During orgasm, blood that should flow into the eye gets redirected to the genitals, temporarily cutting off blood supply to the retina, causing blindness.” Who would’ve guessed all that high-flying sex could do that?

In the mood for a wild adventure? You don’t need a pilot’s license for us to “take you higher” right here!

Check out more about the pilot who went blind from sex here. 

Lifeguard Gets Embarrassing Email From Boss About His Huge Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisOne of the best things about public pools is getting to check out the hot lifeguards on duty. That is, unless you are the pool’s manager, who has to deal with complaints about your employee’s, um, sizable flotation device. That’s right, a 20-year-old lifeguard recently shared the embarrassing email he received from his boss about his too tight swim trunks.

The boss writes: “We have received a few complaints in the past few weeks from a few members about your attire. I’m not sure the most prudent way I can put this, but a few parents have complained about how visible your anatomy is in your suit.” The boss then tried to minimize the awkwardness when he added, “The possibility I see at this point is offering you the board shorts instead.” So now the well-hung lifeguard, in addition to sharing the amazingly awkward email (read below), also posted on Reddit’s thread “Big Dick Problems” about the unforeseen consequences he has experienced because of his 6-inches soft and 9.5 inches hard penis. It seems bathing suits isn’t his biggest problem: “Only one person has been able to deepthroat it all the way.” We guess that big bulge in some guys’ speedos isn’t always a day at the beach, er, pool.

Feel like getting a little wet and wild yourself? Whatever flotation device you’re carrying, swim it over our way!

Check out more about the lifeguard’s embarrassing email about his huge dick here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/01/25/lifeguard-gets-embarrassing-email-from-his-boss-after-complaints-about-his-huge-eggplant/

BDSM Done Right in The Addams Family

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hornyheartWell before Fifty Shades of Grey introduced viewers to BDSM, there was this PG-13, ’90s classic: The Addams family. That’s right, Morticia and Gomez Addams—who arguably had one of the best fictional relationships of all time—waltzed, terrorized conventional neighbors, and yes, had very hot, very kinky sex! Who can forget the famous first lines of the movie, in which Morticia says to Gomez, “Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me.” The camera zooms closer: “Do it again.”?

The couple represents a normal (albeit spooky), happily married pair—who also really enjoy consensual BDSM. In the impressively progressive 1960’s television version, Morticia refers to the family’s torture room as “the play room.” And in the climax of the film, she delights in being strapped to a rack and tortured. She even encourages Gomez, who’s getting too turned on to untie her, with “Later, my dearest.” And Morticia isn’t the only one who likes to be dominated: “Don’t torture yourself, Gomez,” Morticia says. “That’s my job.” The couple’s kinky sex life makes Morticia’s pet name for Gomez all the more perfect: “mon sauvage” or “my wild.”

Looking to get a little kinky? Just snap your fingers twice and call us up, cara mia!

Check out more about BDSM in The Addams Family here: https://offbeathome.com/2015/09/addams-family-bdsm

There’s Now a Free Masturbation Booth in the Middle of New York City

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hotocopussThe makers of the “Guybrator” decided to do a solid for the New York City workingman by putting a masturbation booth in Manhattan. “The “GuyFi” looks like a photo booth (and we all know the naughty shenanigans that happen in those…), complete with a curtain, a chair, and a laptop. The idea was to provide a literal relief from the hustle and bustle of the eight-hour work day.

The GuyFi’s creators had this to say about their philanthropic creation: “There’s no denying that working a nine to five job can be stressful on both your mind and body, especially in a non-stop city like Manhattan. It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task in hand.” And not only is it great for helping guys to relieve stress by getting off in the middle of the work day, but it might also alleviate the all too common problem of public masturbation. Maybe now a public masturbator might consider ducking into a GuyFi instead of choking it behind their hats on subway trains!

Looking for ways to relieve weekday stress? Just pop into NiteFlirt and we’ll do the rest!

Check out more about the free masturbation booth in NYC here: https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2016/01/new-york-city-masturbation-booth

Kanye Denies His Kinkiness—And That’s a Shame

kanyeThis week, America’s favorite self-aggrandizing rapper, the Yeezus aka Kanye West, got into yet another public feud on social media, this time with Wiz Khalifa. When West stepped over the line and insulted his and Khalifa’s ex, Amber Rose, the anti-slut shaming hero chimed in, calling out West for his kinky proclivities. She tweeted this: “Awww @kanyewest are u mad I’m not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch” West immediately denied his love of ass play, replying with: “Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my ass … I don’t do that … I stay away from that area all together.”

It’s a shame that West doesn’t embrace his kinkiness, but what many proponents of consensual adult kink have said is much worse is Amber Rose’s homophobic and sexist tweet suggesting that men who like ass play are “bitches.” They’ve also called her out for her disappointing and hypocritical sex shaming. One sex expert commented, “Especially with the hashtag, #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch, that is exactly the kind of homophobia that makes it difficult to explore prostate play. It’s the male equivalent of slut shaming.” He adds that lots of men—gay and straight—enjoy prostate stimulation, and there’s nothing wrong with that. “Your nerve endings have nothing to do with your sexual orientation,” he explains. Too bad Kanye didn’t get the memo.

In the mood for some kinky fun? Ain’t no shame in this game!

Check out more about Kayne denying his kinkiness here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/30/don-t-kink-shame-kanye.html