Sex Toy Bomb Scare

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Our friends over at Buzzfeed News posted a story about a bomb scare in Germany yesterday, and we had to share it with you.

Why would you be interested in a bomb scare story? Because the bomb turned out to be a vibrating cock ring someone discarded in a public restroom and forgot to turn off! And their looking for the culprit to press charges. Now that’s a costly mistake.

You can read the whole story here:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/panic-in-the-dildo#.cvQAKylp0

Let this serve as an important reminder, folks. Before you throw out your sex toys, be sure to turn them off!

Antonio Brown Had Some Boner Problems on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmSteeler’s wide receiver Antonio Brown just couldn’t contain his excitement while dancing with his sexy partner on “Dancing With the Stars”—literally. After a smoking dance routine, which involved lots of flirtatious kissing, touching and rubbing, the host immediately asked how he managed to stay, um, in control through it all. And, not surprisingly, the conversation went straight to Boner Town.

“I mean, [you] don’t need coaching on sexiness. We just call that flat out delicious,” said the host to a blushing Brown about the ridiculous chemistry on the dance floor. Then she said to the hot, red-headed dancer, “So the best part about this is you basically became a coach for Antonio, teaching him rubbing, touching…” Antonio admitted that the week he spent preparing for the performance was “a little difficult” because of “blood flow.” The host added “booming. Boom.ing!” Well, that’s one way to keep up your energy during practice!

Looking to get some “blood flow” into your life? Come dance with us!

Check out the video of Antonio Brown’s boner problems on “Dancing With the Stars” here: https://deadspin.com/antonio-brown-had-some-boner-problems-while-training-fo-1767966069

Dominatrix Gets Reported For Walking Man On Dog Leash Through City Streets

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A British dominatrix known as Paige is in danger of being thrown in the dog house for walking a man on a dog leash through the streets of England. It seems not everyone was wagging with delight at the spectacle. A local councilman said he would report the “anti-social” incident to police to ensure the kinky dog-walking is not “repeated on their streets.”

The dominatrix was “puppy training” her client, which is a “humiliation” exercise where she leads him through the streets on all fours. She explained that he flew to the UK and paid her $1,500 for the experience of crawling around England wearing a leash and collar. The councilman who’s complaining to the police said that “Although I’m aware that this is not a criminal offense, this kind of behavior is not desirable in my ward, or anywhere else in the city.” Maybe someone should put a muzzle on him?

In the mood for an unconventional experience? If you’ve been a bad boy, come crawl our way!

Check out more about the dominatrix who walked a man on a dog leash through the streets of England:https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dominatrix-reported-cops-walking-man-leash-article-1.2521110

Khloe Kardashian Is Down To Experiment With Foot Fetishes

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_feetKhloe Kardashian recently opened up about her sex life and which sexual fetishes she’s into. And as it turns out, she’s down for a lot of kinky stuff! Not only is she into S&M, but she’s also up for some foot fetish play. Here’s what she said.

  1. She’s down for some (light) S&M
    Khloe confessed that she keeps a rhinestone whip by the side of her bed! “Sadists get off on pain, which I can appreciate,” writes Khloe. She also likes “love bites,” but she’s probably not going to get in “cages and shit like that” anytime soon.
  2. She’s cool with your foot fetish
    If her lover has a foot fetish and wants to kiss or massage her pretty feet, she’s all for it!
  3. Furries are a no-no
    “Some people like getting dressed up as animals when they have sex. Just not my thing.” Take note, Furries who are also Kardashian fans—she probably won’t be pulling on your squirrel tail to get a nut anytime soon!
  4. Adult Diaper Fetish is not her thing
    She summed up her feelings for this kinky fetish with a simple “Fuck no.” Fair enough.

In the mood to experiment with some kinky stuff yourself? Whatever your fetish, we’re always game here!

Check out more about which sexual fetishes Khloe Kardashian’s down with here: https://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/entertainment/news/a42304/khloe-kardashian-shares-fetish-preferences-sexual/

‘Vote Trump, Get Dumped’ Campaign Stages Sex Strike Against Trump Supporters

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votetrumpgetdumpedThroughout history, women have staged sex strikes to raise awareness for important political issues. And now, a couple from Ohio is starting a campaign to get women to pledge that they won’t “date, sleep with, or canoodle with” anyone who supports GOP candidate Donald Trump. “The Greeks did it. Women during the temperance movement did it,” the Vote Trump, Get Dumped website reads. “This is a tried and true method of getting men’s attention when they’re being dumb.” The campaign’s Facebook image is of a pair of naked, crossed legs that represents what Slate is calling “political chastity.”

“To cast a vote for Trump is to agree with his sexist, perverted, demeaning, backwards, offensive treatment of women,” the website reads. Vote Trump, Get Dumped compiled a damning compilation of the worst things Trump has said about women over the years. Many of his most outrageously misogynist quotes have been made into mock-motivational posters with beautiful scenic backgrounds, including this gem: “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write, as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” Viewers are asked to imagine having a president who says things like, “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” As sex strikes usually go, they’re more about getting the media’s attention and raising awareness of important issues than in actually convincing men to change their minds as a result of desperate horniness. It also allows frustrated women to have a fun outlet to vent their rage.

Looking for a fun outlet yourself? No matter your politics, you can be sure we satisfy here!

Check out more about Vote Trump, Get Dumped: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/03/23/vote_trump_get_dumped_campaign_asks_women_to_stage_a_sex_strike_against.html

Shirley MacLaine Says the Key to a Happy Marriage is an Open Relationship

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_indiaActress and national hero Shirley MacLaine just revealed the secret to a happy and long-lasting union in her latest radio interview. She gave her answer in just two-words: open relationship. That’s right, MacLaine shared that the key to her 30-year marriage with Hollywood producer Steve Parker was not taking monogamy too seriously.

In her characteristically cool way, she informed listeners that she “Practiced an open marriage. No one understood it.” Her husband lived overseas for much of their marriage, while she worked in the U.S. They had a wonderful relationship, and the actress said their friendship was the foundation for their long and happy marriage. But it was the “freedom” they both enjoyed in their open marriage that she credited for making their love last. Although the only relationship she’s in now is with her three dogs, MacLaine revealed in a different interview that she always enjoyed a very active sex life. “I’ve had an awful lot of lovers,” MacLaine said. “I’ve had three people in one day.” That’s what we call a well-lived life!

Looking for something a bit unconventional? We are all about “active” living here!

Check out more about Shirley MacLaine’s open marriage here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/shirley-maclaine-reveals-the-shocking-reason-her-marriage-lasted_us_56ec3c84e4b084c67220239a

Hitler Had a Poo Fetish

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PooEmojiAccording to a top secret spy dossier, the sex life of Adolph Hitler was about as twisted as you’d expect. Wartime studies by a US intelligence agency found the Fuhrer had a fetish for “poo sex.” The evil dictator got off on women standing over him and defecating, and apparently, he was incapable of having vanilla sex.

The intelligence report was later turned into a book called “A Psychological Analysis of Adolph Hitler His Life and Legend,” which looked into Hitler’s personal life to try and get a glimpse inside the demented ruler’s mind. The doctor who investigated his life for the book concluded that Hitler was a “coprophiliac,” someone who gets turned on by poo. The doctor said: “The practice of this perversion represents the lowest depths of degradation.” Other interesting facts: Hitler had a micropenis and just one testicle. He also had a thing for “peasant girls” with big butts: “When they stand in the fields and bend down at their work so that you can see their behinds, that’s what he likes, especially when they’ve got big round ones,” said a Nazi Brown Shirt.

Having a poo fetish is very much not allowed on NiteFlirt, but if you’re in the mood for something kinky, we’ve got you covered!

Check out more about Hitler’s poo fetish here: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/adolf-hitlers-disgusting-sex-fetish-7506488

Pornhub Leprechaun Porn Rises 8,000% on St. Patrick’s Day

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Image Source: Flickr.com | User: nataliemaynorBased on last year’s statistics, Pornhub expected its viewers t0 to get lucky this past St. Patrick’s Day—with leprechaun porn! “Pornhub has reported that searches for ‘leprechaun’ porn rose by 8,142% compared to daily averages on March 17, 2015, and the number of people searching for St. Patrick’s Day-related porn went up by 6,000%,” reports Mashable. Pornhub also found the words “luck” and “lucky” dramatically increased on the notoriously rowdy holiday.

Popular searched terms also included “Irish creampie,” “Celtic,” “Irish anal,” and, even stranger, “Green panties.” According to Pornhub, Irish porn searches rise in the week leading up to St. Patty’s Day, and spike 3,000% on the holiday weekend. We guess these kinky viewers really want those horny leprechauns to help them find that pot of gold! Ah, the luck of the Irish!

Looking to get lucky yourself? We’re better than any four-leaf clover!

Check out more about Pornhub’s leprechaun porn 8,000% rise here: https://perezhilton.com/2016-03-17-st-patricks-day-leprechaun-porn-pornhub-statistics/?from=post#.VuzRoxIrKRs

This is How Couples Reacted to Reading the Latest ’50 Shades’

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50 shades of gray - 46 of them water based acrylics The latest installment of the BDSM classic Fifty Shades of Grey was released to eager fans last summer. Since then, Buzzfeed wanted to find out how couples would react to reading Grey to each other for the first time. Some couples imagined they’d be turned on, while others were already giggling at the sure to be over the top sex scenes. Here are some highlights of couples reacting to Grey (check out the hilarious video below).

“Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick,” reads one extremely amused girlfriend. It didn’t take long to notice that there seems to be three people in the relationship—“Grey, her, and his cock!” At a different point a gay guy astutely asks, “does it seem like this book was written by a fifth grader?” Then they read one of the racier—and for some, bewildering—parts in the book: “An image of her shackled to my bed, peeled ginger root inserted in her ass so she can clutch her buttocks…” And then there was this amazing observation about the heroine’s “cock-tightening grin”: “What an adjective!” a girlfriend exclaims. Last but not least, we’ll just leave you with this gem that had every couple lose it: “I’m going to make you cum like a freight train, baby!”

Want to have a kinky experience yourself? As long as you don’t refer to your cock in the third person, we say, “All aboard!”

Check out the video of couples reading Grey on Buzzfeed  or watch below:

7 Types of Sex Every Married Couple Has

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frustrated coupleIf you’re married, you’ve probably gotten used to ‘The ol’ go-to’ routine of sex. On one hand, getting some every Saturday morning is just what you want to get your weekend started right. On the other, the familiar types of sex you have as a married person becomes, how do we put this, sort of comically comfortable. For this reason, Buzzfeed’s latest illustrated list about the types of sex every married couple has is all the more funny…because it’s true (check out the images below).

  1. The Saturday morning “we finally have a minute” sex
    Hurray, it’s Saturday! As Prince says, “Breakfast can wait.”
  2. The distracted-by-pets mating sex
    Meow!
  3. The “we had a huge dinner and are bloated and gross but don’t care cause we’re legally bound” sex
    Woman on top of her husband asks: “Did you just fall asleep for a second?”
  4. The holiday have-to
    “Oh yeah, it’s Valentines Day. We should probably do it.”
    “Yup.”
    And it’s never a bad idea!
  5. The morning-breath, no-kissing sex
    Sometimes not kissing while you’re fucking can be hot!
  6. The “we haven’t done it in a while so we should” obligatory romance
    “It’s been two weeks, we should probably do it.”“Yup.”
  7. The ol’ go-to routine
    Otherwise known as the “we know what each other likes so we just keep doing that and it’s awesome, stop judging us” sex!

Looking to change things up? You know what they say—nothing like variety to add some spice!

Check out Buzzfeed’s illustrated article “11 Types Of Sex Married People Have”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/11-types-of-sex-married-people-have#.grwxq8bl9o