‘Fifty Shades’ Gets a Whole Lot Sexier in New Show ‘Submission’

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Many people found the sex in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie to be a bit, um, tame. Especially considering that the erotic trilogy turned so many onto BDSM. But if Fifty Shades was meant for the “mom” demographic, then Showtime’s new mini-series Submission is for the more adventurous viewer.

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Acclaimed adult film director Jacky St. James is the brains behind the six half-hour episodes that dive deep into the world of BDSM. The series follows a young woman who becomes involved with a mysterious erotic novelist. After reading his book, Slave, the more adventurous doppelgänger of Anastasia Steele gets turned on to the complex world of whips, chains, swings and other kinky stuff. She quickly falls into a dangerous love triangle and must discover her own sexual boundaries while being passionately thrust into the endless possibilities of BDSM. Enter at your own risk on May 12!

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Check out more about Submission here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/submission-trailer-showtime_us_5723d441e4b0b49df6ab6641

Locals Mistake Washed Up Sex Doll On the Beach For an Angel

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_FOYIn today’s “Oh My God” news stories, Indonesian villagers found a washed up sex doll on the beach—and mistook it for a fallen angel! Not only that, but even the local news organization was duped by the silicon imposter, according to the Telegraph. “This angel child also was found face down, crying and naked covered only a white cloth,” the local news, Pojok Satu, wrote of the doll.

A fisherman first found the sex doll and brought it back to his house, where villagers changed its clothes and gave it a new hijab every day for a month. It didn’t take long for rumors of the “angel” to spread, including that it was found in tears. When police eventually got wind of the so-called divine discovery, they finally confirmed that it was a sex doll. “They have no internet, they don’t know what a sex toy is,” the police chief explained, according to the BBC. Maybe the villagers can count that as a divine intervention?

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Check out more about the sex toy that was mistaken for an angel here: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/sex-toy-washes-indonesian-beach-locals-angel-article-1.2624725

6 Reasons To Appreciate Those Bravely Taking a Dick in the Ass

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It’s hard out there for a bottom. From needing to watch what you eat to all the prep involved, taking a dick in the ass is definitely no walk in the park. Here are 6 reasons to appreciate those brave backdoor souls.

  1. Taking a dick in the ass is a lot of effort
    In other words, porn stars who make it look so damn easy are liars.
  2. You have to plan and watch what you eat
    If you want to have hot, clean sex, just say no to that burrito!
  3. You have to prep, i.e, douche
    Yup. And it’s not that fun to stick something that isn’t a dick up your ass!
  4. Wine and lube are your best friends when you’re a bottom
    More is more!
  5. You gotta have those towels at the ready!
    Unless you want funky lube-stained sheets…
  6. It’s not as easy to have spontaneous sex
    While spontaneous sex is hot, sometimes you can’t help but think to yourself, “but wait, am I gonna shit myself?” But then you really start to enjoy yourself and stop worrying!

To all the brave bottoms out there, we salute you! Now let’s have some hot, hard experiences!

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Playgirl Wants Football Player Who Exposed Himself in Yearbook Prank to Pose Nude

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A high school football player thought it would be hilarious to stage a very NSFW yearbook prank. Imagine everyone’s surprise when they got the dirty joke—his exposed cock in the team photo! Only the school didn’t find the prank very funny, and now the former high school senior is facing 69 counts (nothing ironic there!) of indecent exposure.

Luckily, Playgirl wants to help this poor jock out by offering him a feature in their next issue. “We’re trying to reach this kid to get him in Playgirl. We want to support him as this was a hilarious prank, and people are too tightly wound. Playgirl.com would like to have him pose naked and pay his legal bills,” a spokesperson said. The 19 year old is currently at home wearing an electronic monitoring device awaiting his court date. He says he regrets what he’s done. Hopefully, he’ll atone for the unfortunate-gag-gone-awry by showing his hot football bod in Playgirl magazine!

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Check out more about the football player’s crude joke here.

Update: All 70 charges against the football player were dropped on May 3rd.

The Dildo Selfie Stick Will Capture All Your Most Exciting Moments

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These days, many people are all too eager to share every detail of their lives on social media. So it makes sense that the next step in the selfie movement would be even more, er, intimate. Introducing the Dildo Selfie Stick – a bog-standard selfie stick with a sex toy stuck on the end!

“What if you could capture one of life’s greatest moments with the push of a button?” asks a dead-pan woman in the promotional ad. “It’s the first selfie stick where you can actually, well, stick it.” If you’ve been dying to share what you look like cumming, the dildo selfie stick is the perfect sex toy for you. “At the moment of climax, the user presses the button to snap a pic of their O face,” the woman explains. You can even switch out your sex toys at the end of the stick to add some spice to your selfies!

Unfortunately for all you exhibitionist/selfie fans, the product’s a joke. But we could see how a product that lets you “stick it up your….” and then share the moment with the entire internet would be real.

Want to experience one of life’s greatest moments? You don’t need a selfie stick to get your O face on!

Check out more about the Dildo Selfie Stick here or watch the video below:

Meet the Man Who Married His Sex Doll

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It was love at first site when Davecat met his first wife at a goth club in 2000—only they couldn’t “make it official” for another year and a half, after he’d saved up the $6000 to finally buy her online! Admittedly, it’s not the most romantic “how-we-met” story, but Davecat sees his doll as much more than a high-end, anatomically correct sexual object made of silicon. Although Davecat and his wife aren’t legally married, he is part of a fetish community who call themselves iDollators, or people who consider their dolls  life partners, not sex toys.

Davecat considers himself an advocate for “synthetic love” and has even appeared on TLC’s show My Strange Addiction, as well as in a BBC documentary called Guys and Dolls. He believes that “synthetic humans” such as his wife should have the same rights as those made of flesh and blood. As a technosexual, or someone who is turned on by robots, Davecat is attracted to the human-like look of dolls, and to avoiding the hassles involved in real human relationships: “A synthetic will never lie to you, cheat on you, criticize you, or be otherwise disagreeable,” he explained in an interview with the Atlantic. Now, he and his wife are enjoying the company of an “inorganic” mistress: “As they’re both bisexual, they get to enjoy each other on multiple levels.” Now that’s what we call sharing the [robot] love!

Looking for some good organic lovin’? Synthetic’s got nothing on the real thing!

Check out more about the man who married his sex doll here.

11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexhoursDoes the above headline sound familiar? Does it remind you of every Cosmopolitan cover you’ve ever seen in the checkout line of the grocery store? More importantly, does it make you roll your eyes every time you see it? If so, you’re going to love Buzzfeed’s parody video “11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man” (check it out below). Here’s what you need to know to make him wag his tongue for more (hint: burritos are key).

  1. Lightly scratch his back.
    Mm, that sounds nice. Off to a great start here!
  2. Gently bite his ear
    Ok, things are starting to heat up!
  3. Leave a lipstick heart on his mirror
    Sexy. Flirty.
  4. Hide under the bed when he goes to the bathroom, then grab his feet when he comes back to bed.
    Um, sort of like a feisty cat?
  5. Right when he’s about to orgasm, whisper “burrito” in his ear.
    Maybe he really loves Mexican food? Like, a lot?
  6. Wear red lipstick and leave a trail of kisses to his toaster.
    Ok….now you’ve lost us.
  7. Wrap just your bottom in sheets and pretend to be a mermaid.
    Then have him unfasten your sea-shell bra?
  8. Or even better, wrap yourself in the blanket and pretend to be a burrito.
    Getting hungry, daddy?
  9. Put peanut butter in your bra for a sticky surprise when he goes to touch your breasts.
    Like a Reeses cup—soft on the outside, warm and salty on the inside!
  10. Hide a toy car in your vagina for him to find.
    That’s one way to rev his engine!
  11. Have his family hide in the closet with takeout and jump out and yell “surprise” after you’re finished making love.
    Worst. Surprise. Party. Ever.

Looking for some tasty surprises tonight that don’t involve burritos or peanut butter? We can make you wag your tongue for more right here!

Check out Buzzfeed’s “11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man” here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/michellekhare/11-ways-to-nail-sex-with-any-man#.ntopJwrbOk

This Woman Turned Her Collection of Dick Pics Into an Art Show

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_twodicksWhitney Bell has received a lot of unsolicited dick pics in her day. Around 200, to be exact. And like many women, she finds the phenomenon of a random dick popping up on her phone a bit jarring. So she decided to turn her collection of them into an art show! Her Los Angeles premier of “I Didn’t Ask For This: A Lifetime of Dick Pics” showcases the sheer magnitude—and bizarreness—of all the dick pics she’s gotten over the years. And as you can imagine, she’s gotten the good, the bad, and the ugly.

She told Vice in an interview that she was first inspired by a truly “beautiful dick shadow picture” that a former boyfriend sent and that she thought could be in a museum. But her recent gallery show grew out of a frustration with the numerous unsolicited dick pics she would get. She explained, “I love a good dick. I just don’t love harassment.” The dick pics for her do not represent sex; they represent power: “It’s not a pick up. It’s like screaming at a woman from a car.” She encourages women who get unwanted dick pics to just “Send back a picture of a better looking dick.” Touché!

You know who loves a good dick? We do, and yours is always “wanted” here!

Check out more about the woman who turned her collection of dick pics into an art show here:https://www.vice.com/read/this-woman-turned-her-collection-of-unsolicited-dick-pics-into-an-art-show

Straight Guys Are Using Vibrators Much More Than Ever Before

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieA recent report printed in Mel Magazine shows straight guys are engaging in auto-erotic ass-play with much more frequency than you might have expected. The report was conducted by a psychologist based in Albuquerque, New Mexico who surveyed hundreds of men on their past masturbatory habits. And what the study found was that a good percentage of straight men use vibrators and other objects to get themselves off.

According to the results of the report, almost 1 in 3 men have used vibrators to help themselves get off, 1 in 4 insert any object such as a butt plug, and 1 in 3 men stimulate themselves with their fingers. These findings prove that straight guys are starting to embrace ass-play at a much higher frequency than in recent years. In a 2009 study led by Trojan condoms, only 17% of straight guys said that they used vibrators during masturbation. According to a sex therapist, the significant increase in the use of vibrators by straight men implies that there’s less of a stigma around ass-play now. He explains: “It’s very common. A lot of men have heard about it, so it’s safer to engage in self anal-play than to engage in it with another person. If I’m giving it to myself, it doesn’t have the cultural stigma attached to that area.” Here’s to a future with more sex-positivity and more backdoor fun!

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Check out more about straight guys using vibrators more than ever before here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/27/straight-guys-vibrator-use/

Kinky Couple Gets Busted For BDSM Sex Party in the Woods

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Many have fantasized about having fairytale sex in the woods. But we’d be willing to bet not as many have fantasized about having a kinky BDSM sex party in the woods! Unfortunately for one Georgia couple, their sadomasochistic forest sex fantasy didn’t have a happy ending.

The two met in an internet fetish chat room, and planned to consummate their relationship along a rural highway with a roll in the, um, decomposing leaves and twigs. The woman brought a duffel bag filled with whips, toys, and other fetish items to get their party started! But shortly after the couple began their forest fantasy fuck, a resident strolled by the scene and heard the blood-curdling screams of the woman, so he called the police. The cop who found the leather clad fornicators didn’t arrest them, but he did leave them with this sage advice: best to keep the fetish play out of the woods and in to the dungeon!

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Check out more about the bondage couple’s wooded fantasy crashed by cops here: https://jezebel.com/5864358/outdoor-bondage-sex-fantasy-ruined-by-party-pooping-cops