Get Pumped (Literally) For Pornhub’s New ‘Sexercise’ App

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bangfit-logoWant to get fit as fuck this summer? We have just the thing for you: BangFit, Pornhub’s latest “sexercise” program! This brilliant new app is the perfect thing to “encourage sedentary souls to get active through rigorous and regimented bouts of sexual activity,” reports Distractify. After all, BangFit can be done from the comfort of your own home, er, bedroom!

The app lets you choose a sexercise video to follow along with, and then when you’ve “finished,” it tells you how many calories you’ve burned. The videos are available for couples, multiple partners, and solo participants to get their cardio on. “BangFit was designed after exhaustive research through the thousands of sexercise studies/articles, consulting with health and fitness experts and professionals (including personal trainers) and cross referencing that with anecdotal evidence on what are the most fun sex positions,” Pornhub says. BangFit also offers a workout band that links to your smartphone for more targeted performance tracking. Who said working out couldn’t be enjoyable?

Want to have some exciting and fun experiences yourself? NiteFlirt’s amazing sexercise program can whip you into shape in no time!

Check out more about BangFit here.

Thoughts Everyone Has Had During Sex

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Does this sex thought sound familiar?: “Does my moaning sound weird?” What about this: “Calm down, you’re gonna break my dick!” In Buzzfeed’s latest video, all of the strange, random, worried thoughts you’ve probably had during sex at one time or another are verbalized—one humping person at a time. Here are some highlights (check out the video below).

First up, the worried thoughts: “Am I too loud?”; “Are my roommates home?”; “Can my neighbors see though my blinds?” Then it’s on to the hopes: “I hope he doesn’t expect me to talk dirty”; “I have to fart—I hope it’s silent…”; “I hope I don’t pee on you.” There’s even a “pets” category: “I wish that cat would stop staring at me.” And of course, there’s regrets: “Oooh. Fuck—I just thought about my ex!” Finally, we end on curiosity: “I wonder how many calories I’m burning?”; “I wonder what my O face looks like?”; “Do we cuddle now?”

Wondering how you stack up in the sack? Fear not—there’s no cats or nosey neighbors here!

Check out more thoughts everyone has had during sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kanediep/31-things-that-cross-everyones-mind-during-sex?utm_term=.es94LmDEGJ#.yyMknE6aJ4

8 People Confessed the Strangest Things They’ve Said During Orgasm

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As anyone who’s ever yelled something outrageous while cumming understands, it’s impossible to be self-possessed during an orgasm. Whether it’s calling out your ex’s name or something totally strange, you’ve probably said some less-than-ideal things while climaxing. Here are some strange things people said during orgasm on Whisper.

  1. “I screamed out that I wanted to be a woman during sex with my wife last night….”
    The mind has a mind of its own during orgasm!
  2. “When he was about to orgasm, he screamed ‘Yes Brittany!’ at the top of his lungs. My name’s not Brittany. That’s his sister. FML.”
    Freudian slip?
  3. “I didn’t realize how much I loved learning about communism until I screamed out Josef Stalin during orgasm.”
    This guy gives new meaning to the term “history buff!”
  4. “My boyfriend yelled, ‘For Narnia!’, once when we were having sex.”
    Well, sex can make you feel like a warrior!
  5. “My girlfriend and I were having sex last night. She screamed out her own name…”
    That’s one way to toot your own horn!
  6. “One time I was thinking about cereal during sex and screamed out Cap’n Crunch as I came.”
    The Cap’n makes it happen!
  7. “He lasted 2 minutes, yelled ‘I won!’ as he finished and then fell asleep.”
    Definitely doesn’t sounds like a winner to us…
  8. “My ex asked me to call him Santa Claus during sex. I screamed ‘Fuck me Santa!’”
    And a VERY merry Christmas to you!

Looking to have an outrageous experience yourself? We can make you yell about stranger stuff than cereal here!

h/t: Distractify

8 Even More Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part II

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As you probably know, sex can be awkward. And as we already covered in “8 Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part I,” sometimes shit literally happens if you’re a guy who fucks guys. Here are 8 even more awkward moments you have during gay sex.

  1. When you run out of lube
    This especially sucks when you are oh. so. close. to finishing!
  2. When he pulls down his pants and you realize there’s no way he’s ever…
    Gonna fit! Bigger isn’t always better, as it turns out.
  3. When you accidentally catch a load in your eye
    And then no one actually believes that you have pink eye.
  4. When you can’t find his butthole
    You’re poking around like a fool as he’s waiting impatiently for you to find it.
  5. When he looks nothing like his Grindr profile
    Hm, maybe it’s time to update that pic—you know, by about 15 years!
  6. When you can’t finish no matter what
    A bottle of lube, a cramped jaw, hand and wrist later, he finally gives up!
  7. When you realize your both tops or bottoms
    This is like that awkward dance in a confined space when you’re trying to get around a person who is also trying to get around you, and you’re both accidentally going in the same direction.
  8. When you have to pee right as things are heating up
    Do you run to the bathroom and ruin the moment, or pee on him? The choice is yours.

Looking to heat things up? You don’t need to worry about awkward sexual encounters—we’re prepared for anything here!

Check out more even awkward moments you have during man-on-man sex here.

Trump Literally Fucks America in New X-Rated Video

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Kink.com has taken the idea of Trump “Making America Great Again” to a new satiric level with their edgy video called “Make America Gape Again.” The local hardcore and fetish porn site is sure to shock even seasoned viewers with this video, in which Trump literally fucks America—gangbang style! “I’ve directed a lot of hardcore,” Maitresse Madeline Marlowe, the director of the film, an independent film director who shoots Kink’s femdom series, said in a release. “But this is this is by far the darkest thing I’ve ever done.”

Trump is portrayed by a group of five men wearing a mask of his face (perhaps a commentary on his many personalities/personas), and Lady Liberty is played by porn star Ella Nova, a Miss America-type blonde bombshell with a red-white-and-blue bush! While the gangbang is consensual, the video is meant to shock and horrify viewers. “We didn’t want to show Trump as a comic figure, we wanted to show him how we see him: as a powerful but frightening force. That’s why we mixed in actual footage of Trump in some of the promos,” says Marlowe. The fact of Trump’s rise to power is depicted in the surreal yet frighteningly on-the-nose screwing of America. Still, if you like some horror with your porn, feel free to gape below. God bless America?

Want to have some group fun? We can make you “gape” right here!

Check out Trump literally fucking America here.

8 Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part I

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If you’re a man who fucks other men, you’ve probably had some not-so-sexy, somewhat embarrassing experiences during sex. And if so, you’ll probably recognize at least a few of these awkward moments (terrible beard-burn, anyone?). Here are 8 awkward moments during man-on-man sex.

  1. When you get facial hair in your mouth while kissing
    This can be pretty disruptive. But, hey—at least it’s facial hair and not some other type of hair!
  2. When you’re lying on top of each other and your erect penises keep awkwardly poking each other
    Guy 1: “Oh, excuse me!”
    Guy 2: “Oh, excuse me!”
  3. Beard-burn from kissing
    Ouch! Worse than rug burn!
  4. When you’re so turned on, you orgasm within seconds of him touching you
    “OMG, you’re so hot…Oops!”
  5. When you can’t get it up
    It happens. And yes, it’s awkward.
  6. When he’s just too tight
    “Just. Can’t. Seem. To. Get. It. In. Argh!”
  7. When you keep falling out
    As Homer Simpson would say (if he had gay sex): D’oh!
  8. When you get a little poop on your penis
    Well, it was probably worth it!

Looking to have some not-so-awkward moments? We can guarantee Homer-free good times here!

Check out more awkward moments you have during man-on-man sex here and keep watching the Phone Sex Blog for part 2 coming up in a few days!

Sexperts Explain Whether Pineapple Actually Makes Cum Taste Better

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Maybe you’ve heard that eating pineapple and other sweet fruits will improve your taste and smell down there. While you probably have nothing to be concerned about—we’d be willing to bet you taste just how you’re supposed to taste—many people, especially women, worry that their pussies should resemble sweet tropical fruit. To address this common anxiety, sexperts weigh in on whether foods like pineapple actually makes your cum taste better. Here’s some helpful highlights (read more below).

On Buzzfeed, an OB/GYN explains, “To be fair, this myth isn’t total garbage. Your bodily fluids—like sweat, saliva, and vaginal secretions—can all be influenced by your diet and lifestyle habits.” This means that eating pungent foods like garlic can give your spunk a pungent aroma. But, in general, eating a nutritious diet and staying well hydrated are your best tools for maintaining healthily aromatic bodily fluids—not eating a bunch of pineapple before a big date! Also, hygiene is important (washing with mild soap and water is really all you need). The bottom line: “A vagina should smell and taste like a vagina,” says the sexpert. So don’t worry—whatever you got going on down there, whether or not it tastes like a piña colada, is probably delicious!

In the mood for a tasty treat? Come get tropical with us right here!

Check out more about whether pineapple makes your cum taste better here: 

Dildo Hoverboard Will Take Your Commute To the Next Level

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Screen Shot 2016-06-07 at 2.31.57 PM (2)Looking for ways to make your commute more pleasurable? Then you’re going to love the latest, NSFW hoverboard for the “busy millennial”—the Dildo Hoverboard! It allows you to navigate your busy life while also giving you some TLC at the same time.

“The Dildo Hoverboard allows me to squeeze in that much needed pleasure time,” one excited commuter says in the promotional video as she navigates sidewalk traffic. “The device is fully adjustable, and the easy to use control panel allows me to choose my favorite thrusting speed and rhythmic vibration,” says the video’s very happy customer. But before you rush to order this multitasking device that adds a whole new level of fun to your workday schlep, we should tell you that this is another hilarious prank from the folks who brought you the Dildo Selfie Stick and the Dildo Drone. And maybe that’s for the best—since hoverboards have been known to catch on fire, we’re pretty sure you shouldn’t let it get you hot and bothered just yet.

Looking for ways to make your weekday much more fun? Come roll our way for some much need “pleasure time!”

Check out the video for the Dildo Hoverboard here.

Game of Thrones’ Lesbian Reveal Made Viewers’ Dreams Come True

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_gameofthronespornstarsA recent episode of Game of Thrones had viewers cheering during its big reveal: Yara Greyjoy is a lesbian! The badass, aspiring ruler of the Iron Islands showed that her passions lie not only in leading armed combat, but also in hot girl-on-girl action. Because as she so aptly pointed out, “No one on the Iron Islands has an ass like that!”

The lesbian reveal took place in a brothel, with Yara getting some (non-violent) action with a sexy, topless lady. While Game of Thrones has had a few queer characters before, Yara’s coming out was undeniably bold, shameless, and definitely hot as hell! Here’s to getting some kicks in before battling all of Westeros for the throne, Yara! You deserve a good stress relief! Want to have some good times yourself? Come show us where your passions lie! Check out more about the big lesbian reveal on GoT here: https://www.pride.com/tv/2016/6/06/game-thrones-lesbian-reveal-made-our-dreams-come-true

The Vagina Costume Spreading Awareness and Laughs

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Photo via Conceived Brooklyn

Photo via Conceived Brooklyn

Have you ever wanted to show your support for pussy power—by actually dressing up as one? If the answer is yes, you’re in luck: a Brooklyn company is manufacturing Lycra and polyester costumes designed to look like a vajayjay! The company, Conceived in Brooklyn, has been making headlines lately for their adorable, $149 pink costume, which also has a philanthropic aim: to celebrate women’s vaginas!

“A vagina costume can provoke an uncomfortable response,” reads the company’s website. “Our intent is to draw attention to a topic that many people aren’t aware of.” What the company’s doing is often called “vagactivism,” defined as “a delightful form of activism that champions women’s rights by destigmatizing and celebrating the vagina.” If it isn’t totally clear how wearing a giant vagina costume will do that, besides showing pussy pride, Conceived in Brooklyn has promised to donate $10 of every $149 to 50 Cents. Period., an organization that promotes women’s health, menstrual hygiene, and sex education around the world. The costume company is also trying to spread the vagina love on social media with the hashtag #costumeforacause. So, if you want to show your love for the vag—and you don’t mind looking like a giant pink hotdog—you know where you can find your cute vulva costume!

Want to show your support for the vagine? You don’t need to dress like one to show your love!

Check out more about the vagina costume that spreads awareness here: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/05/25/what_is_the_deal_with_this_149_vagina_costume.html