Citizens Push Over a Port-a-Potty With Chronic Masturbator Inside

Leave a reply

A chronic port-a-potty masturbator in Portland, Oregon learned the shitty way the importance of closing the door when jerking off in public. Officials say the 48-year-old homeless man would chronically pleasure himself each day in the same portable toilet, in full view of his fellow homeless people. But today, the homeless heroes “decided to form a vigilante justice league and tip the toilet over, leaving the semi-public masturbator covered in shit and pee,” reports Willamette Week.

“(He) was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn’t,” a homeless woman told a local Portland news station. The masturbator needed to be rescued by police when the port-a-potty fell door-side down. “Physically, he’s fine but he had a crappy day,” said police spokesperson Willie Halliburton. He wasn’t arrested, since being trapped in a turned over port-a-potty is sufficient enough punishment. And we can probably assume the man will close the door next time!

Looking for some private time to unwind? Just make sure you close the door and leave the rest to us!

Check out more about citizens pushing over a port-a-potty with a chronic masturbator inside here:https://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-33298-citizen-heroes-push-over-port-a-potty-with-chronic-masturbator-inside.html

Utah’s Lawmaker Wants to Install Porn Blocking Software On All Cell Phones

Leave a reply

ombinedYou may remember Utah Senator Todd Weiler? He’s the guy who successfully pushed an anti-porn resolution through the state Senate earlier this year after declaring porn a “public health crisis.” Well, he’s at it again with his latest brilliant idea: add a bill to abolish internet porn on cell phones in his state. He’d do this by adding online filters and anti-porn software on all cell phones that would require Utah citizens to opt-in before viewing porn online.

“A cell phone is basically a vending machine for pornography,” Weiler told TechCrunch. Critics of Weiler’s (harebrained) plan point out its impracticality, since it would require “major ISPs and cell phone makers to add special porn filtering software just for Utah citizens,” says TechCrunch. Others have compared it to China’s costly and ineffective censorship laws: “The Chinese government has poured hundreds of millions of dollars into censorship and have failed at restricting what their people can see. I don’t see Utah doing any better,” a local Utah ISP provider said. Weiler himself does not even know how the program would work—only that he must stop kids from watching porn! Yeah, good luck with that, Weenie, uh, we mean Weiler.

Looking for easy access to hard-core experiences? You don’t need to “opt-in” at NiteFlirt for that!

Check out more about the Utah lawmaker’s program to block porn on cell phones here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/24/this-utah-lawmaker-wants-to-install-porn-blocking-software-on-all-cell-phones/

Exercising Can Cause a Spontaneous Orgasm

Leave a reply

It’s well known that women can orgasm while exercising (remember that porn star who climaxed every time she did hanging leg raises?). The phenomenon has been dubbed “coregasms” since doing core exercises seem to be what brings on these spontaneous orgasms, not arousal or genital stimulation. And now, sex professor Debby Herbenick, Ph.D. has confirmed in her new book The Coregasm Workout: The Revolutionary Method for Better Sex through Exercise that men can also have spontaneous orgasms from exercise!

“Through her research, she found that 10 percent of women and men have climaxed from exercising,” reports Men’s Health. “The guys in her studies reported getting off while doing sit-ups and pull-ups, lifting weights, climbing ropes, and running.” These types of exercises stimulate the abdominal muscles, which may activate internal nerve pathways that trigger an orgasm. Strange as it seems, many men who have reported spontaneous orgasms did not even have an erection! They described the experience as more intense than climaxing while masturbating, but not as satisfying as cumming with a partner. Time to hit the gym, guys and gals!

In the mood for “spontaneous” fun? Come get sweaty with us right here!

Check out more about coregasms here: https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/men-can-have-coregasms

Meet the Woman Who Quit Her Job to Breastfeed a Grown Man

Leave a reply

Jennifer Mulford wanted to breastfeed—but not a baby! She’s into a fetish known as ABR, or adult breastfeeding relationship. And the fetish is more common than you’d think—there are many women on Craigslist and social media sites like Reddit looking for a companion to share that most intimate bond with.

Mulford and her boyfriend recently discussed their breastfeeding relationship in an interview in the New York Post. She explained that she needed to take time off of work to supply him with the milk he “needs,” since it takes a lot of time and effort to “dry feed” and breast pump. Mulford said, “When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious…I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else, so I knew I would enjoy it.” The couple enjoy the “emotional bond” breastfeeding brings them, and are committed to pumping and dry feeding nearly every two hours, just as if they were feeding a baby. Mama knows?

In the mood for something kinky yourself? You can let your fetish flag fly here!

Check out more about the woman who quit her job to breastfeed a grown man here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/06/07/woman-breastfeeds-her-boyfriend

Chastity Belt Makes Kinkster’s Arrest That Much More Difficult

Leave a reply

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: Iain WatsonAs one kinkster in Tennessee can confirm, getting arrested for a DUI while wearing a chastity belt is a definite buzz kill! The 35-year-old was wearing “some kind of red mesh see-through hose” with a ribbon tied in his goatee and “some kind of little skirt,” an investigator told the local paper. Oh yeah, and he was also wearing a chastity belt!

It wasn’t until local authorities took him into custody that they noticed the kinky device around his genitals. And things only got better (worse?) from there, as the chastity belt was locked and the man’s drunken passenger still had the key around his neck (he wasn’t arrested). Eventually, much to the polices’ delight, they were able to obtain the key. We can only hope for the man this doesn’t mean the BDSM pleasure will have to end now—there should be a law against that!

Looking to have some dangerous fun yourself? Whatever your pleasure, we’re game!

Check out more about the man who got arrested while wearing a chastity belt here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/drunk-driver-chastity-belt_us_575b237ae4b0e39a28ada62a

Floridians Hotly Debate Changing the Name of ‘Lake Horney’

Leave a reply

Oh, Florida. The state that always seems to make its way into the news for the strangest reasons. And here’s another: a Florida man’s desire to re-name a lake called “Lake Horney” is arousing controversy. It seems the man is tired of all the salacious jokes that inevitably come with a name that includes “horny” in its title.

Other residents have also admitted that the name is a bit blush-inducing. According to the Huffington Post, one resident told ABC Action News she would tell people she lived on “Lake Hor-nay.” Apparently, Lake Horney is named after the lake’s developer, not because a smart-ass was looking for cheap laughs. But as it turns out, most residents are opposed to changing the name, along with the Miami New Times who made this passionate defense of the randy name: “What does this say to all the people out there who have to go through life with unintentionally hilarious names? What of all the Mr. and Mrs. Coxes, Dixes, Cummings, Cockburns, and Gaylords?” Seriously, get a sense of humor!

Want to get into some salacious fun yourself? We are all about arousing emotions here!

Check out more about Floridians’ debate over re-naming Lake Horney: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lake-horney-name-change-florida_us_5755d403e4b0b60682de9bcb

The U.S. Bible Belt Loves ‘Big Black Dick,’ According to Pornhub

1 Reply

BBCIn a recent analysis of Pornhub’s gay male content, statistics show America’s Bible Belt sure does love its black gay porn. “The analysis focused on the 3% of U.S. visitors who go directly to the gay male section of the site, and excluded the large number of lesbian videos viewed on Pornhub,” reports Gaily Grind. They broke down the analysis by each state, and the results were pretty surprising.

Southern states like Florida, Mississippi, and Louisiana made up the places that watch the most gay porn, just behind New York and the District of Columbia. These Bible Belt states also watched the most black gay porn, including categories like “big black dick” and “black daddy.” Interestingly, the word “black” is the most widely searched for term under the gay porn category. Pornhub also looked at the top 20 gay categories across the U.S., and found that after “black,” the most popular categories were “Straight guys,” “Bareback” and “Big Dick” videos. Southern states do it better!

In the mood for some exciting entertainment? We are full of surprises here!

Check out more about Pornhub’s gay porn stats here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/20/the-u-s-bible-belt-loves-to-watch-black-gay-porn-says-pornhub-insights/

Meet the Fetishists Who Like to Dress Up as Puppies (and Bone)

Leave a reply

There’s a new documentary called “The Secret Lives Of The Human Pups” that explores the unusual world of “puppy players,” a subset of the BDSM community that finds pleasure in dressing up and pretending to be dogs. “Puppy play” attracts a wide variety of people, but most are gay men with a interest in leather and crawling around on the floor like a dog. According to the Guardian, the kinksters get a sexual thrill out of behaving like puppies, including playing with chew toys, eating out of bowls, and wearing dog-masks.

While the fetish play probably often leads to boning, one human-puppy named “Kaz” explains that his interests are more innocent. “People automatically jump to the conclusion that this is gear we wear to have sex. I used to get asked awful questions like, if I liked having sex with dogs,” he said. “But it’s certainly not that, and it’s not always sexual. Members of my pack, we spend a lot of time together at home just being dogs.” Another man who’s spent almost $6,000 on transforming himself into a dalmatian named Spot likes the way the ear scratches, belly rubs, ball chasing and treats allow him to “disappear.” We say, run, Spot, run—toward your kinky puppy play!

Looking for something “unusual” yourself? We can make you feel as happy and free as a dog catching a frisbee here!

Check out more about the fetishists who like to dress up as puppies here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/documentary-secret-lives-of-human-pets-puppy-play_us_5745da94e4b055bb1170e4b6

5 Fancy Establishments That Used To Be Raunchy Sex Clubs

Leave a reply

15929936930_14a78eca47_mIn many of New York City’s most upscale spots, the expression “If these walls could talk” is definitely applicable. That’s because the sites of several chi-chi establishments have a way wilder, raunchier past. Here are some fancy places that used to cater to a much seedier, much sexier clientele.

  1. DOS CAMINOS (675 Hudson Street)
    At this Meatpacking joint that now sells swank Mexican food, “meat used to be seriously packed,” as Papermag puts it. “The place used to be the Vault—the hardcore S&M club where CEOs got whipped and waxed until 1997.” Escandaloso!
  2. SUGAR FACTORY (835 Washington St)
    This trendy spot used to be the Mineshaft from 1977 to 1985, aka the most notoriously raunchy gay sex hangout of all, “where studs congregated around the communal bathtub to relieve themselves on a willing slave.” It’s like the song says, “Pour some sugar on [slave]!”
  3. LEFT BANK NYC (117 Perry Street)
    This fancy spot catering in pork chops and pickles used to have a very different type of sausage in its kitchen in the 1970s. It was the International Stud, where a legendary side room catered to horny gays yanking out their sausages!
  4. SHAKE SHACK (691 8th Avenue)
    This touristy Times Square destination was once the all-male porn theater the Adonis. Until finally closing in 1994, it hosted “dirty movies and raunchy real-life blow jobs among the customers, all creating a multimedia skankfest of delight.”
  5. JUE LAN CLUB AT LIMELIGHT SHOPS (47 W. 20th Street)
    This swanky Chinese spot was the nightclub the Limelight back in the ’80s and ’90s, “a mecca for raucous clubbies on drugs and occasionally on their knees. The stuff you saw in the stairway alone!”

Want to take a (raunchy) trip back in time? You don’t need a flux capacitor and a DeLorean to be brought to your knees—come get wild with us right here!

Check out more swank establishments that used to be raunchy sex clubs: https://www.papermag.com/five-fancy-restaurants-that-used-to-be-raunchy-sex-clubs-1820166323.html

A Polyamorist View of Monogamy

Leave a reply

Have you ever considered what’s more difficult, monogamy or polyamory? Many people assume that because monogamy is the more socially acceptable form of romantic partnership, it must be easy, and more natural. But a polyamorist in Together magazine examines the many challenging and unnatural ways monogamy manifests itself in our society. Here are some of the highlights (read the entire piece below).

holdinghands

“Arguably, polyamory requires a lot more ‘work’ than monogamy. It’s logistically more challenging managing multiple relationships—there are only so many hours in a week,” says polyamorist Michael McDonald. “But if monogamy is so much simpler than polyamory, why does it feel like so much work?” McDonald argues that monogamy is not natural—as in, it’s not in a human’s nature to couple with just one person—so if a person chooses to be monogamous, then they are participating in “an advanced form of relating that requires us to transcend what comes naturally to us in relationship.”

McDonald goes on to describe how monogamous couples can be separated into two different camps: conscious monogamy and unconscious monogamy. Conscious monogamy is when a couple transcends their very nature to choose a long-term, co-created partnership. Unconscious monogamy is rooted in fear, relating to societal expectations and to anxieties about security, which he says is the more common, more insidious form of monogamy we often see today. McDonald believes, therefore, that we should “be encouraging polyamory as the norm, and monogamy as the advanced, only meant for the most experienced.”

Looking for something “natural” yourself? We encourage you to go with your instincts at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about a polyamorist’s view of monogamy here: https://together.guide/a-polyamorist-view-of-monogamy/