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NEWS: New Anti-Rape unmentionables being created!

Reportedly three engineers in India have developed electroshock lingerie that will protect women from rapists, sexual predators, and creepers alike! Perez Hilton explains:

“They call it SHE, or Society Harnessing Equipment, and it comes equipped with GPS, pressure sensors, and a mobile communications system so if the wearer is attacked it will shock the attacker (up to 82 times!) and send an alert to the parents and police.

The trio of engineers were inspired to make the underwear after a woman was gang raped and fatally beaten on a bus in December and decided something had to be done to protect women NOW since the legal system is so damn slow!”

Its truly amazing that we have people out there today that are devoted on finding new ways to keep everyone safe and protected. I’m definitely interested to read more about this; supposedly the lingerie will be ready for mass production this month.

Link to Article: https://perezhilton.com/cocoperez/2013-04-03-anti-rape-lingerie-invention-india#.UVxO1RxZcc8

NEWS: Oral Sex Hits New Heights!

Studies show that male bats perform oral sex on females, wait it gets better…researchers believe the act is performed to ensure the sex lasts longer! These flying rats are on to something!

According to a 13-month study on this phenomena researchers witnessed 57 cases of sex, oral and intercourse…usually in the a.m. Well clearly they choose the morning hours, who doesn’t want to kick off their day like that?

The article by https://news.discovery.com/animals/bats-perform-oral-sex-130401.htm goes into more detail by explaining: “Apart from humans, bats also exhibit oral sex as a courtship behavior,” said Ganapathy Marimuthu, a bat researcher at Madurai Kamaraj University in India. Initially, males groomed their penises to go erect before approaching females. When they gently touched females with their wings, females typically moved away, and males followed.When the females stopped moving, the males started licking the females’ vaginas — the act known as cunnilingus. This foreplay may help arouse and lubricate females, the researchers said.Each case of cunnilingus typically lasted about 50 seconds. The males then mounted the females for 10 to 20 seconds, and then went back to cunnilingus for 94 to 188 seconds.”

This is crazy, not only do male bats muff dive but they go in for seconds after a quick mounting, I’m impressed. The species of bats that were found to get freaky-deaky were fruit bats, and researchers mentioned it’s not just male-to-female but female-to-male servicing as well. Evidently bats know the whole concept of give-and- take!

Sometimes you have to see it to believe it, check it out: https://www.livescience.com/28335-bats-perform-oral-sex-video.html

Intelligent Phone Sex Encounters

By Intoxicating Isabelle

The Intelligent Phone Sex Connection

I have conversed in the past about why intelligent men call phone sex, and of course there are a plethora of reasons.  There is something about the challenge of connecting with a powerful, confident and intelligent woman during  phone sex that is almost inexplicable.  This feeling is at the very core of the male ego, the need and desire to mate with a woman of equal or more intelligence than himself.  Of course anyone can screw the town whore or the bimbo college hottie.  It is a rare feat of courage to attempt to woo and capture the attention of a woman of great intelligence.

The battle of wits between two sexually charged people is but a fantasy for most men, but when they engage me as their intelligent Femdom Goddess they can finally release their feelings of desire with a woman of extensive verbiage.  You and I will seduce one another with our use of extensive vocabulary and descriptive verbiage to weave a detailed and erotic web of sexual lust and tension that has both of us breathlessly whispering.

Intellectual Stimulation With A Twist Of Erotic Mind Manipulation

As our heartbeats speed up, almost in sync, we will find ourselves in the midst of a sensual and sexual fantasy unlike anything we have experienced before.  Our words will guide us closer and closer toward the horizon of our sexual peaks. We will create the ultimate erotic fantasy using nothing more than our words, allowing us to venture to parts of our desires that we had not dared to explore before.

Intelligent phone sex is a rare experience that allows both partners to explore their fantasies in a new and exciting way. There is nothing quite like the connection that you will experience with your intelligent Femdom Goddess.  Are you ready to experience intellectual stimulation and erotic mind manipulation?

Until then,
Isabelle

NEWS: Kegels 2.0!

I guess Betty White was spot on when she said, ““Why do people say, “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” Betty was absolutely right. According to the Huffington Post, Tatyana Kozhevnikova unofficially has the world’s strongest vagina! She recently put her powerful peach on display at the “Body Shocking Show” in England.

Tatyana proves her strength by inserting a wooden egg into her vagina while attaching the weight to the egg. She contracts her muscles from down under around the egg, and lifts the weight like a champ! I would suggest trying Kegels before attempting this! Reportedly, Tatyana says in the video it has taken her 20 years of practice. Practice does make perfect! I should note that she does not hold a Guinness World Record; there is no Guinness World Record for the strongest vajayjay. Perhaps Guinness could work on this, and give credit where credit is due. Lots of people enjoy and appreciate vaginal strength!

Like with any other consistent workout regime, the results have to be amazing. Tatyana recommends this vaginal workout to any woman that wants to be a sexual dynamo, “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.” I seriously need to incorporate this into my pilates routine whilst bumpin’ Prince’s “Pussy Control.

NEWS: Incentive to wrap up the meat!?

I’m happy to announce the bacon craze is still in full force! The Seattle based company, J&D Foods has come out with Bacon Condoms, that “make your meat look like meat.” J&D is also known for their Bacon Mayo, Bacconiaise!

To make matters juicier, each rubber is doused in J&D’s baconlube! I’m not sure where I stand with this… sure, I love to live high on the hog but this is a bit much. I definitely need to read some enthusiastic testimonials before I beg for the bacon.

J&D Foods stated “Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon.” Total pork protection!

Don’t fret, the fun doesn’t stop there, the company has also stated they are releasing Bacon Sunscreen! I need to take some time to really digest all of this pork. Will you try out these bacon infused products?

Imaginary Teasing

By Seductress Suzie

Weaving The Fantasy
As a teasing Phone Sex Mistress, I am an expert at weaving a fantasy in your mind, aren’t I?  Just with my voice, I can make you believe I am right  there, alongside of you.  That isn’t your hand stroking your cock, teasing it, it’s mine.  That isn’t a Fleshlight, it’s my talented mouth, or my wet and warm pussy you’re sliding that cock into.  I know just how to get inside of your head and make you believe that I am right there with you.

Guiding Your Masturbation
You’ve got a lot to do with this though.  You let me take control of your cock. You let me guide your hand as it strokes your shaft, rubs over your pre-cum slick head and cups those swollen cum filled  balls.  It’s really not your hand though, is it?  It’s my soft hand, the one that knows exactly how to touch you, to bring you to the edge, and then back off, then take you to the edge again and again. I will keep you on the edge until you are begging for a release.

I Know How To Tease You
That amazes you, doesn’t it?  How I know how to let up or even stop without you saying a word.  And you do try to fool me, you naughty little slut.  You think if you don’t say anything, if you don’t actually say “Oh, Goddess, I’m so close”, that you might actually sneak in an “accidental” orgasm.  Silly little stroker, you don’t have to say anything!  I know by how you’re breathing, by the little moans and gasps that escape your lips…. just how close you are.  So I can stop…or  I can give you just that one last stroke and then stop……denying of that orgasm that you think you need.  Come and play with me little pets, and experience how much fun orgasm denial can be.

Ciao,
Suzie

NEWS: Clitorises, Climaxing, Connecting…OH MY!

We’ve all read that we need to stop and smell the roses, eat clean, practice yoga, love ourselves, mediate, but what about “Orgasmic Mediation?” As a 30 year old female I can honestly say that climaxing is not always something that I can conquer myself, let alone with a partner (apologizes to my lovely ex’s). I can’t speak for all women but I am sure there are plenty of orgasm deficient ladies out there, including myself.

I recently came across a TEDx lecture that held my undivided attention for an entire fifteen minutes; moreover I was enchanted the whole time (which is a feat) The title of the lecture is “Orgasm. The Cure for the Western Woman” by Nicole Daedone. Daedone is the Founder of OneTaste, a San Francisco based company that is devoted to educating people on topics that I truly believe are vital, that is if you enjoy feeling amazing and experiencing true ecstasy. OneTaste offers training and education on orgasms, communication, and man-woman relationships. This practice is something that Daedone calls OM, Orgasmic Mediation. I think this is a mediation I can handle, ooommmmmmmm.

OneTaste describes OM: “It’s a practice that is a gateway to more vitality, connection, and Turn On. It’s deliberate and structured will repeatable results. It’s mediation, equally powerful for both partners- only the object of focus is the clitoris. OM is a source of power – a well from which to draw energy. It’s profound, yet simple and you can have it whether you are single or couple.” I don’t know about you but they had me at “object of focus is the clitoris”, I was sold!

OneTaste offers training through social media, conferences, and in-person private coaching. I suggest during your long holiday weekend you do yourself a favor and set aside fifteen minutes to watch Daedone’s TEDx lecture, who knows you might find your legs “butterflied open” and in a euphoric state, you’ll understand after you watch!

NEWS: Fashion that will Tickle your Fancy…and your Fanny

We live in a time when fashion is fierce, and out of this world; from dresses made of meat, to platforms that look like that were taken straight from a Tim Burton movie. So, why not take advantage of the free spirited fashion of our time and create jewelry that can assist with your ‘O face’… getting your ‘swerve’ on solo, masturbation!

Crave, a San Francisco based start-up did just that! Crave created a line of jewelry called ‘foreplay jewelry’. Yes dreams DO come true, wearable sex toys that can be used discreetly in between meetings or whenever the opportunity arises. One of Crave’s erotic pieces is the Droplet, a 43” stunning stainless steel chain that can be donned around your neck while “tiny quiet motors deliver a subtle but insistent vibration along the leather loops”. Now that is statement jewelry!

Valentine’s day has passed but this type of jewelry seems like the year round gift, a crowd pleaser, so to speak. I’m usually not one to accessorize with loud jewelry but like the old saying goes, don’t knock it till you try it.

In Support of Gay Marriage!

By Saras Playroom

I have personally overseen the marriage of two of my Niteflirt callers and this could be your fate, too. Secret gay sex at the sexstore or hooking up from online classified ads with other men on the downlow? No, I will be turning you ultra gay instead. I will make you break up with your girlfriend or divorce your wife and embrace your openly gay sexual destiny. Do you really think that your girlfriend or wife wants to be kissing the mouth that secretly sucks cock and slurps up cum? No! Your girlfriend or wife should be set free to find a real man. And so should you find a real gay man who you will marry!

My newest Niteflirt Pay to View, INSTAGAY! Be Turned Gay in 24 Hours! is turning men gay even faster and yes, it’s irreversible! Once you go gay, there is no going back to straight or bi-curious. I have turned thousands of men gay on Niteflirt. I have heard how many of you have to pop the little blue pill to have sex with your girlfriend or wife because your dick doesn’t get hard for pussy anymore, it only gets hard for cock! I have heard your little lies that you tell your gfs or wives about your problem with supposed “erectile dysfunction”, when you can get hard, just not for pussy! I have heard you fags confess that in order to keep your dicks hard enough to fuck women, that you have to imagine you are sucking cock or getting fucked! If this sounds like you, you know who to call on Niteflirt to begin your journey to gay marriage.

The Joy of Phone Sex – Connecting with an Intelligent Phone Sex Mistress

Fun intelligent FemDom Mistress, Miss June

In a world where so many of our experiences are digitally modulated electronic simulations of life, speaking with someone who really knows you is a gift. Opening yourself to an intelligent woman who listens and pays attention and guides you to deeper self awareness, that is an invaluable luxury. Treat yourself to a phone sex journey. Not a silly jerk off session, a real connection. Invest in your sexual and psychological well being.

Great phone sex will change you

Working with a gifted Mistress over time will change how you understand yourself. Whether you are a kinky freak who likes pain play and humiliation or a gentle sissy who understands her shortcomings or a devoted slave who only wants to be used for s superior woman’s pleasure, finding the right Mistress and submitting to her will set you free.

As an experienced FemDom phone Mistress, I have seen some amazing transformations among my long term callers. Men and T-girls who found themselves doing things they never thought they would do. Confessing things they never thought they would admit to another living soul. Because in many ways the bond that can develop between a phone Mistress and her caller is more intense than relationships that develop in person. We have the luxury of connecting purely through imagination and emotion and whispered pleas and instructions purred directly in your ear.

Calling a phone sex Goddess is a Healthy Escape

Phone sex is a legal way to get your kink on without catching a disease or winding up on the news in a police sting or exploiting some sex worker who may not be there by choice. I love my work. I love hearing from you. Getting to know you. Training you. And I encourage you to invest in our relationship. Give yourself that gift. Open yourself to me. I want to make you mine. I give you permission to wallow in your weakness. To succumb to your appetites. To face the truth about yourself and become mine. Won’t that be a welcome relief from your stressful daily routine? To focus only on my needs and desires and serve me with devotion?

Call me today and discover the joy of phone sex.

Mistress June

1 (800) TO FLIRT x 9878433