NEWS: Feel free to get off in Sweden!

Besides economic stability and amazing social benefits, Sweden has even more to offer to its gorgeous people… the freedom to masturbate in public! According to the Huffington Post a 65 year old in Sweden was caught tuggin’ on the one-eyed Cyclops on Drevviken beach in Stockholm. The 65-year-old spanker was charged with sexual assault back in June when he was caught in the sand having a beach of a time! best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sweden

A recent court ruling in Sweden’s Södertörn District Court suggests that masturbating on the beach in Sweden is “OK,” according to public prosecutor Olof Vrethammar.” Lucky for this Nordic gentleman he was acquitted of sexual assault charges because of this recent ruling. The reasoning is that even though he was taming the baloney pony in public he wasn’t directly targeting anyone with his public pleasuring. I’m not sure where I stand with this one. I think public displays of affection aimed at your private parts is a bit much. I guess if you’re raised a certain way those type of activities are welcomed, even if it is in public. I can’t imagine strolling Jones beach in Long Island coming across an older gent playing the skin flute! The jury is still out on this one.

Thoughts?

NEWS: Hottest Non-Porn Sex Scenes

There is nothing hotter than being curled up on the weekend watching a movie and being pleasantly surprised with a sultry sex scene. Come on, don’t even try to deny it… we’ve all gotten hot n bothered by a few of them. Obviously there is always porn, which is fun and of course highly erotic but there is something raw about a sex scene in a non pornographic film in my opinion. I’ve compiled a list of my favorites, and naturally I’ve shared my reasoning for you!

Meg Ryan & Mark Ruffalo “In the Cut”
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/1588428/meg_ryan_hottie_sex_from_in_the_cut/

Okay first of all Mark Ruffalo is fucking smoking hot. I’m not sure if it’s his beastly ‘stache in the film or the fact that he goes down to snack from behind. Whatever it is, the short scene gets me hot under the collar and it seems they both genuinely are into the moment. Also Meg Ryan and Mark Ruffalo are extremely talented, definitely worth watching!

Sharon Stone & William Baldwin “Sliver”
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/10762044/sharon_stone_william_baldwin_hot_scene/

Holy shit, this movie was like my go to “non porno” flick in college. Sharon Stone and Billy Baldwin ooze sex appeal in this scene. It’s aggressive (not in a scary way) and it’s primal. Don’t be discouraged by the wait time the scene gets naughty the last 40 seconds.

Two Teenagers Lying in Bed Watching TV

Angelina Jolie & Ethan Hawke “Taking Lives”
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/4429797/angelina_jolie_taking_lives_sex_scene/

Ethan Hawke and Angelina Jolie make sex look 10x’s more erotic than it really is, the furniture being knocked over and the sensual moans are almost too much to handle. Also there is always something sexy about a guy in a suit! The movie has a SICK twist, make sure to check it out.

Ryan Gosling & Michelle Williams “Blue Valentine”
https://www.iheartchaos.com/post/3293336962/for-valentines-day-heres-that-hot-and-sexy-oral

This scene is beautiful, it seems very realistic, and normal people can relate. Ryan Gosling is uber hot and Michelle Williams is gorgeous making the scene that much more steamy. His grip on her thighs sends me into cuckoo town! Hands down best oral sex scene I’ve ever seen!

Maria Bello & Viggo Mortensen “A History of Violence”
https://www.nerve.com/ssdb/scenes/a-history-of-violence-0

The first time I watched this I don’t think I blinked, this scene captures that raw emotion of being so upset with someone but yearning for them so bad… the extreme make up sex session! Caution, have a cold glass of water by your side during the viewing. It’s sooo hot.

Demi Moore & Woody Harrelson “Indecent Proposal”
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/181241/demi_moore_sex_scene_from_indecent_proposal/

This scene is tender, intimate, and shows a loving couple ravishing each other’s bodies on the kitchen floor. There are some lighthearted giggles, and some x-rated displays of affection. It’s old but gold!

Amber Heard & Johnny Depp “Rum Diaries” – Kissing gif https://31.media.tumblr.com/ae432c244d6386c718b2386a87da845e/tumblr_mkl4hoyd6V1sn5tkao1_500.gif

Okay, I’ll be honest I haven’t seen this whole movie yet but someone sent me the gif of this kissing scene and WOAHHHH it’s no wonder Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are together now! The sexual chemistry during this French kiss is off the charts.

Diane Lane & Oliver Martinez “Unfaithful”
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/370381/diana_lane_sex_scene_unfaithful/

This is another vintage favorite! These two actors are insanely attractive and they successfully motivate me to have as much sex as humanly possible AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! They make it look authentic, the indecision of Lane’s character turns me on, and the moans and gasps of ecstasy aren’t over the top it’s the real deal!

Eleven Minutes” by Paulo Coelho

My last choice is not a movie, it’s a book. It’s one of my all time favorites. It’s beautiful, heart felt, and there are a few excerpts from it that make my heart beat faster. Paulo Coelho is an amazing author!! Check it out for yourself!

 

Okay Niteflirt readers what movie would you add to the list? What non porno movie ignites your flame?

NEWS: Strange Sex Facts

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_questionSo today I’m providing you with 17 off-the-wall facts about…you guessed it…SEX! The Huffington Post provided an excerpt from “1,227 Quite Interesting Facts” and I just had to share these exquisite findings with NiteFlirt’s readers. Just when you think you’ve read everything, you’re wrong. During the phenomenal time I’ve written for NiteFlirt I’ve learned that sperm can be used as a delectable ingredient for cocktail recipes, bats perform oral sex like champs, fucking is a remedy for tons of ailments, and Air Sex Championships are a real thing! I think ya’ll will enjoy:

 

1. One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed.

2. Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

3. British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.

4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

5. Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.

6. A female ferret will die if she doesn’t have sex for a year.

7. Seven Viagra tablets are sold every second. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_question2

8. The German for “contraceptive” is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you’ve finished saying it, it’s too late.

9. The American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental illness until 1973.

10. The best-selling work of fiction of the 15th century was “The Tale of the Two Lovers,” an erotic novel by the man who later became Pope Pius II.

11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

12. In 2008, archaeologists in Cyprus found a 7th-century curse inscribed on a lead tablet that said, “May your penis hurt when you make love.” Nobody knows who made the curse, or why.

13. The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.

14. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you.

15. A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men.

16. At the 2012 London Olympics, which lasted for 17 days, the athletes were provided with 150,000 free condoms- approximately 15 each.

17. The “G-spot” was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today.

 

I’m currently thanking the universe that I’m not a female ferret because if I were I’d be taking a dirt nap, lol. Also, tough break for the founder of match.com, talk about irony!

Get to Know “TeenWaverly”…

With TeenWaverly

How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
Got bored and called a Hotline one day. I realized I was good at it!

What is your favorite part of being a Flirt on NiteFlirt?
All the pervs that beat their meat at my command.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
Flirt my way out of trouble and shop.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
Birthday Cake.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
Having my little butt licked.

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you on one of your hot phone sex calls?
I forgot to close my window and my neighbor heard me using my vibrator!

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
Porn and my vibrator.

Is there any kind of specific fetish that you yourself enjoy?
Hmmm Babysitter Fantasies, lol.

If you only had one day to live, what would you do (besides take NiteFlirt calls?
I would totally tell you during a phone call 😉

What erotic fantasy would you like enacted on YOU?
A wild orgy where I’m the star!

NEWS: Orgasms are natural healers!

Most of my articles are focused around sex topics, and I do my best to always squeeze out any and all positive aspects of the story! I’ve written quite a few pieces that touch on how essential sex, orgasms, and intimacy can be for your mental and physical health, I think people should know this primal and electric activity actually nourishes your body in every way possible.

Think about how amazing you feel post orgasm… light as a feather, warm, happy, and possibly ready to take on the world, ooorrrr zonk out butt naked for a few hours. The point is it’s one of the most pleasurable feelings in the world and it is beneficial to your well being to boot. I recently came across an article on empowher.com that brings more evidence to the table that getting off is a vital ingredient to a healthy lifestyle!

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceOrgasm is a powerful pain killer. Oxytocin and endorphins surge before and during climax. Beverly Whipple, professor emeritus at Rutgers University, found during a study that when women masturbated to orgasm “the pain tolerance threshold and pain detection threshold increased significantly by 74.6 percent and 106.7 percent respectively.”

Self.com reported that oxytocin is an analgesic, not an anesthetic, meaning it suppresses pain without affecting sensitivity to touch.

Several experiments have shown that oxytocin can help stubborn sores, like those suffered by diabetics, to heal by regenerating certain cells. Other studies show that having orgasms while menstruating actually protects against endometriosis, a potentially dangerous uterine condition that can lead to infertility.”

If this information isn’t the best incentive to drop your panties and get some lovin’ I don’t know what is! Obviously practice safe sex, but release your erotic being and stay healthy the fun way. Feel free to share your stories with Niteflirt on how sex helps you. We’d love to hear it!

NEWS: Vehicular Man Lovin’

This story is only suitable to read on a Friday afternoon! A man hailing from Wales, UK that goes by the name of “Hotcock” is in big trouble with authorities after allegedly humping a Land Rover, yes as in a giant SUV. According to the New York Daily News Daniel Cooper (Hotcock) was caught on a surveillance camera August 18th naked mounting and grinding a Land Rover Discovery. At least Hotcock has good taste in cars!

Sources say that Cooper was so pickled he didn’t remember attempting the nasty with the vehicle. The story gets better, apparently the Land Rover wasn’t Hotcock’s only victim, and witnesses saw him gyrating on the corner of a kebab shop and air humping on the floor earlier in the evening. Well obviously he needed to warm up before the erotic finale with the Land Rover.

Cooper was slapped with a nighttime ban for 3 months, and a $134 fine. Hotcock just needed to cruise home and turn on his computer. We have plenty of healthier ways he could work out those, ahem, aggressions here at NiteFlirt!

NEWS: Important read for the ladies!

Today the magic words are, VAGINA STRENGTH! You read that right, today’s piece is all about how women can strengthen their pelvic floor and in return have the sexual experiences that we all desire! According to the Journal of the American Medical Association ‘43% of women experience sexual issues such as low sexual desire, vaginal dryness, orgasmic dysfunction, difficulty maintaining arousal, and painful intercourse at some point in their lives.’ As a 31-year-old female I can admit that getting wet south of the border doesn’t happen at the drop of a dime (or my thongs) like when I was 22.

Several annoying factors will cause the pelvic floor to weaken such as menopause, postpartum, and age.Unfortunately a weak pelvic floor can result in the inability to reach an orgasm. Don’t fret, because the next thing I’m going to say is going to make that frown turn upside down! Pour Moi, LLC is a company devoted to women’s pelvic health and wellness. BLESS THEIR HEARTS. Pour Moi has designed an “intimate health and stimulation device” called Intensity thatimproves a woman’s sexual experience by exercising the pelvic floor muscles and providing targeted stimulation to specific areas of the anatomy. Intensity is scientifically designed to restore the pleasure in intimate relationships.” So basically it sounds like the holy grail of vibrators that not only will make you climax all damn day but will work as the fountain of youth for your kitty and lady bits! I’m definitely going to indulge and purchase one of these glorious gadgets. It’s stimulation station coming to a bedroom near me! For more details on Pour Moi click here.

NEWS: Southern Style Massages

One of my favorite ways to pamper myself is indulging in a massage. I love Thai massages, Swedish massages, OK I just love to be rubbed… who doesn’t!? One Masseuse hailing from Atlanta decided to spice up her massages by rubbing her 42NN size boobies on her clients, because according to her this method will “keep you focused in the present and give you the opportunity to experience all aspects of your nature not just a part of your persona.” Ahhh yes, when men have tittaaayys rubbed upon their bodies they are truly honing in on their whole being and soul… riiiiiiight!

The mammary masseuse is 34 year old Kristy Love, she advertises herself on her website as: “THE premiere CMT BBW body rub specialist taking Atlanta AND the world to an all new level of BBW adult entertainment.” For the record CMT stands for certified massage therapist and BBW stands for big beautiful woman. I’m not abreast (lol) with massage regulations but I would assume this erotic style massage is tittering, oops, I mean teetering on being deemed illegal or at least shunned by the American Massage Therapy Association.

Love calls her trademark massage “happy man works” and charges $300 for rubbing and gliding her massive melons across her client’s bodies. According to the Huffington Post, Michelle Rozzen a licensed massage therapist in Los Angeles, says Love’s mammary rubdowns are completely unethical.

“Kristy provides more of a sexual favor than massage, and it is considered inappropriate and illegal activity,” Rozzen told The Huffington Post by email.

What are your thoughts on Love’s massage methods?

NEWS: Public Transportation Masturbation!

This story did have me chuckling, but a little bit of sympathy did slip in as well. According to the Huffington Post, 74-year-old Philip Milne decided to rub one out on a bus heading to Bedford, England. The seasoned gent told Bedford Magistrates Court that he was having some problems with his briefs so he unzipped, and took care of his problem down South. Seems simple enough right?

This is where the story takes a hairy turn, Milne put a dollop of shampoo on his junk in hopes to fix the discomfort! Unfortunately a mother and son had first row seats for the spanking show. Prosecutor Camille Gifford wasn’t buying the whole irritated bologna pony story. 

“He said he wasn’t masturbating and resented everyone else on the bus for ganging up on him,” Gifford said. “He had his zip undone on his trousers and was rubbing his penis and his testicles. In essence the defendant was masturbating while on the bus.” Let’s call a spade a spade if this dude was 35 I would of said it was creepy but since he’s elderly I feel a little bad for him, but on the other hand he’s definitely old enough to know better!

NEWS: The First Smooch Is Everything!!

Just thinking about a first kiss with someone gets me excited. A kiss truly is the foundation of physical chemistry between two partners, and can be so friggin’ sexy. However, there is nothing worst than having an awkward or foul first kiss. Whether it be chapped lips, the Tasmanian Devil tongue, a 40 year old virgin kiss, or stank breath it really does set the tone for what’s going to happen (or not happen) next.

Personally I dig when a man is aggressive but smooth with his movements, applies a bit of tongue pressure, and places a hand on my face or hips, I’m getting hot and bothered just thinking about all of this gloriousness. Obviously I can only hope they have good hygiene and don’t have the “I haven’t eaten in 10 hours” breath. The importance of partners jiving during a lip lock is very significant, and the dating gurus at eHarmony put together a glorious infographic to display the value of it: