NEWS: Miley Cyrus ‘Bangerz’ Tour Kicked Off And It’s Freaky

We know we should probably stop talking about Miley Cyrus, because everyone is over her, but it seems like we can’t look away even if we should. We kinda do want her!

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She kicked off her highly anticipated ‘Bangerz’ tour in Vancouver this weekend, and it was everything people sexpected, yet still shocking.

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Articles all over the web are talking about her doing things like putting a fans thong in her mouth (one that was thrown on the stage), giving a fake blowjob to a guy in a Bill Clinton outfit, and lots more.

In addition to all of that, she has midgets dancing on stage as well as a giant women who’s ass she smacks a lot. She’s in a thong and she touches her pussy a lot, but does any of it really matter. Who knows?

At the very least, check out the photos of her blowing the Bill Clinton character because it’s kind of silly…

NEWS: Ron Jeremy’s Wrecking Ball Video

If you’ve yet to see Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball’ video, then you may have literally been living under a rock the past few months. (Did that hurt? Living under a rock?) Well, luckily for your, Ron Jeremy has made his own re-make of the video, including him literally singing the song and redoing the entire video. Yes, this includes him swinging naked on a wrecking ball.

We can’t figure out which part makes us more uncomfortable. His off-tune singing voice, the close up shots of his face, or maybe its him titty fucking a sledgehammer? All of these things are unreal, and yes, he does them all.

Please watch the video right NOW:

NEWS: Porn 101: APAC Releases Informative Video

If you haven’t heard of the APAC yet, let us first explain it to you. It’s the Adult Performer Advocacy Committee, and it is made up of porn stars who want to help other porn stars. Included in the group are famed stars Nina Hartley, James Deen and Stoya. It’s a group that wants to help those already within the biz, and others who are looking to break in.

They created a video called ‘Porn 101’, which helps people do just that. Since the industry can be difficult to break into, and has it’s own set of (until now) unspoken guidelines, many young people can jump in without thinking about it. Well, those days are gone, as this video tells you every little thing you need to know before making the decisions to work in the adult industry.

Check out a few of our Adult Stars on NiteFlirt: Ms Tara Lynn Foxx and CourtneyCummz, among others.

Check it out:

NEWS: Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Releasing Second Sex Tape

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There’s been a lot of internet controversy going around since MTV’s Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham had a sex tape ‘leak’ and then sold to Vivid entertainment. She’s held strongly to her conviction that it was a private tape made with high profile, celebrity porn star James Deen, and that he was the one who released it without her permission. While it’s been a great story to help advance sales, it’s clear to anyone who has seen it that it simply isn’t true.

Well now the case is closed as her second tape is being released via the big porn company, and it’s supposed to be kinkier than the first. We already know Farrah loves anal, and is a horny young woman. We won’t even lie, her first porn was pretty hot. For a ‘first time’ porn star, she really went for it. Who knows what her next tape will be like, but with the amount of money Vivid made from the first, we’re sure it will be great.

NEWS: Sports Illustrated 50th Anniversary Loves Ass

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_SwimsuitIssueYeah, it’s a strange headline, but it’s true. The cover of the 50th Anniversary edition of Sports Illustrated has three models showing off their beautiful bums and we’re not complaining. The iconic swimsuit issue is anxiously awaited by many adoring fans, and this one is not disappointing.

It has Nina Agdal’s, Lily Aldridge’s and Chrissy Teigen’s booties front and center, which makes sense because ass is in, and they have three pretty amazing ones. It hits newsstands this week, so make sure you grab a copy. 

NEWS: Funny Valentine’s Day E-Cards To Send To Your Lover

I know Valentine’s Day just passed, but this was too good to pass up. Hopefully you sent your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, friend with benefit, or maybe just the person you want to fuck, something a little funny for the holiday? Forget those romantic soul spilling cards and send them an email with a gem like ‘Let Me Get A Pizza Dat Ass‘ with a picture of a slice on it. 😉 best_phone_sex_niteflirt_ecardsvday

Or perhaps you’re crush is a Taylor Swift fan. How about one that says ‘Be Mine for like Two Weeks’ that includes a photo of the pop star right on it, looking sexy as hell! One of our favorite’s of course is the e-card that has a picture of a beaver on it and it says ‘R U a Beaver, Cuz DAM!’

Check out all the funny cards right here

NEWS: Big Foot Erotica, The Next Big Thing

So, previously we told you about Dinosaur Erotica, which was pretty hilarious and brilliant. Well of course, not soon after, it was revealed that another writer was taking on a new kind of fan fiction, only this time it involves Big Foot. Yep, that’s right, Big Foot.

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bigfootThat’s right! Let us introduce you to Virginia Wade, the author behind the classic series, “Cum for Bigfoot.” She’s making a crazy $30k a MONTH writing these popular pieces, and has 16 volumes that you can currently purchase. We’re thinking it’s time to branch into some new writing fields. Also, not to state the obvious, but how about the size of Big Foot’s cock?? Don’t tell us it didn’t cross your mind!

NEWS: 4000 Year Old Erotica Proves We’ve Been Kinky For A Long Time

Terra cotta plaques from Mesopotamia depicting erotica are currently on display in a museum in Israel. You’d probably immediately think that these images would be pretty normal, missionary style positions showing the simple act of pro-creating, but this is not the case. On these small clay pieces, we see a much different perspective of sex during ancient times. Best_phone_sex_niteflirt_plaques

There are only two but both of them show the man entering the woman from behind, doggy-style! One of them even shows the woman drinking from straws while being penetrated, which may have been symbolic of something other than quenching her thirst. It’s pretty amazing to see that full blown erotica existed so long ago, and that it kicked so much ass!

Check them out!

NEWS: Toaster Sex, Anyone?

While this may not be breaking or serious sex news, this is kind of the best invention ever. You see, there’s a company out there that created an appliance that literally burns the images of a penis or a vagina onto your toast. We can see it now: the ultimate brunch with best_phone_sex_niteflirt_toast1friends, including eggs, mimosas, and penis bread. Please invite us if you decide to have one. Please! We’re getting horny just thinking about that delicious feast!

The company specializes in all types of branding, but who wants a logo of their favorite sports team, when you can bite into toast with a pussy on best_phone_sex_niteflirt_toast2it?! They’re called “Burnt Impressions” and you can get their products on amazon or straight from their website right here.

NEWS: High Tech Underwear Gets Women Off

High tech sex toys are the best. We love, love, love learning about new toys on the market, and are willing to try just about all of them. We’ve watched the market bring out new trendy things over the years, like “The Rabbit” made popular by the TV show “Sex and the City” and “The Bullet,” made popular by my college roommate. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_panties4

We’ve heard of vibrating panties, but most of them required you carrying around a big remote, and it was not discrete at all. While we would have loved to use them in a restaurant or on an airplane, it just didn’t make logical sense. Until now! During the 2014 International CES show in Vegas, a toy company called OhMiBod revealed their upgraded panty vibrator, and it seems awesome.

Check out the toy here.

 

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