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New Sex Toy Turns Your Phone Into a Vibrator

 

 

A new sex toy that turns your phone into a vibrator is promising to make sexting a literal reality. The IZIVIBE is being described as “the world’s first sex toy which uses the vibrations of your smartphone!” So far, the company just has a prototype, but with all the buzz and excitement surrounding the device, they plan to launch a campaign to bring the high-tech sex toy to the masses.

The IZIVIBE website says, “Simple but effective, IZIVIBE’s internal dildo structure is designed to propagate the phone’s vibrations along the entire length to get a maximum of pleasure.” The phallic-shaped phone extension has several functions, including seven vibe modes, customization options, and the ability to allow a partner to control the settings remotely (literal phone sex, anyone?). The device is also made from safe, medical-grade silicone, and will have a protective sleeve so that any dirtiness from your phone won’t get transferred onto your sensitive areas. The company hopes to have the sex toy out in markets by June 2016, and so far, they have not confirmed a price.

Looking to get into some buzz-worthy action yourself? We’ve got all the right vibrations right here!

Here’s more about the sex toy that turns your phone into a vibrator.

12 Foods That Totally Don’t Look Like Anything Else

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Even though you might feel a bit immature snickering at a peach that looks like an ass or a squash that looks like a giant dick, we’ve all done it. And while you probably think you have a dirty mind for giggling at a banana that looks just like a boner, we’re here to assure you that your laughter is warranted. And Distractify does, too—they made a hilarious list of foods that don’t remotely look like anything else (check it out below). Here are some highlights.

  • That Banana Sundae is Sure Happy to See You
    Some prankster stood the banana erect and made balls out of two scoops of vanilla ice cream. This makes us crave dessert!
  • Hot Dogs and Bun
    “Nothing to see here. Just some hot dogs being inserted into a bun.”
  • T-Bone Pussy Steak
    Mmm, nothing better than steak and pussy!
  • Double-Breasted Ice Cream Cone
    Titty-fucking, anyone?
  • Chicken Wing Cock
    The chicken wing takes after its father (who must have been very well endowed). Finger lickin’ good!
  • Grapefruit Vagina
    Auntie Angel (of the famous grapefruit blowjob) would approve.
  • Jelly Filled Vajonuts
    Oops, we meant donuts! So creamy…
  • Masculine Carrot
    The lady carrots love him!
  • Two Scoops of Ice Cream with Two Cherries on Top, Please
    Those are some perky scoops there! Makes us want to lick the cherries right off.
  • Pink Glazed Donut
    Sugary butt sex.
  • Cock Melons
    No, seriously. These look exactly like cocks! It’s uncanny.
  • Cock Sausage
    Mmm, spicy!

Have a hankering for something sweet or savory? We have everything you crave right here!

Check out Distractify’s list “18 Foods That Don’t Remotely Look Like Anything Else.”

Magical Liquid Strips Away Clothes in Sexy New Video

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There’s a new video by Tim Fitzgerald making the rounds on the internet that shows sexy peoples’ clothes being stripped off with a magical liquid. And it’s really cool! A splash of the crazy liquid makes clothes immediately disappear wherever it lands, like invisible paint that vaporizes whatever it touches. And not only is it really, really cool, it’s also super hot! (watch the video below).

In one part of the video, you see a sexy woman’s ass magically revealed through her tight mini-skirt as soon as the liquid is thrown at her booty. Then, a guy spits the liquid all over a woman’s crotch, and her bare pussy is suddenly revealed. And it doesn’t stop there: the liquid is splashed over dudes too, revealing sudden cocks of all shapes and sizes. When a woman drips the stuff over her shirt, her nipples suddenly appear. So, what’s the crazy liquid? A neat camera trick using paint! They film once with green paint splashing on the people and another time with everyone naked, then layer the footage on top of each other, making it appear as though the splashing liquid were vaporizing clothes into mid-air!

In the mood to have your mind blown? We can make your clothes suddenly disappear right here!

Check out the video.

Paint Stripper from Tim Fitzgerald on Vimeo.
 

New Documentary Explores Straight Men’s Attraction to Trans Women

Sex Diaries: Trans Lovers – Geri, Faye, Lorenna, Mark, Andy and Paige. Photograph: Jude Edington/Channel 4There’s a new UK documentary about straight men who prefer trans women called Sex Diaries: Trans Lovers. It offers a fascinating glimpse into a still taboo subject—which director Charlie Russell admitted wasn’t an easy feat, considering his difficulty with finding men to discuss their relationships with trans women. Russell considers in the intro, “Is this a new kind of relationship, one that is neither gay, straight, or bi, but perhaps something entirely different instead?”

What was especially interesting to the director is why these straight-identified men seek out women who have penises. There is no simple answer to that, and the men who were interviewed often didn’t know themselves. One man said that he found transsexual women beautiful; another said he liked that trans women were “easier” to fuck than cisgender women, since they seem to know what men want. Many of the trans women also chimed in on the phenomenon, with one lady saying that “A guy who wants to be with a transsexual obviously wants someone with a dick, so he wants a woman who uses her dick.” Another woman was thrilled that she finally found a nice guy: “All you’ve had is men before treating you like a piece of meat, basically, and it’s not nice.”

Looking to satisfy your desire? Whatever turns you on, Niteflirt’s got you covered!

Check out more about the documentary here.

You Can Now Put Your Dick In a Mouth-Pussy-Anus Robot

3fap_gif2Brian Sloan, creator of the blow-job simulating sex toy the Autoblow 2, is at it again with his newest invention: the 3Fap, “a three-in-one male masturbator” that offers a mouth, a pussy, and an anus for you to stick your dick into. The 3Fap uses 3-D scanned body parts from the winners of a “Vaginal Beauty Contest,” so you can fuck realistically rendered “genital beauty queens.”

And if getting your pick of three different orifices isn’t enough, you can also control your level of suction within each one. So far, Sloan is crowdfunding the 3Fap and has raised only a couple hundred of his $40,000 goal. But he assures you, with the 3Fap you can experience three different textures every time you “Fap”: the butt is “tight and smooth,” the pussy is “ribbed,” and the mouth is “a zig-zag pattern.” In short, this guy wants to make “Fapping fun again”—whatever that means.

In the mood for some realistic, fun experiences yourself? You don’t need an elaborate sex toy for that—we’ve got the real thing right here!

Here’s more about the three-in-one male sex toy.

Robot Sex: the Future of Sex?

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It seems that having sex with robots may be in our future. A new report written by futurologist Dr. Ian Pearson claims that sex between robots and humans will be more common than sex between two people by 2050. According to The Daily Beast, Pearson “purports that engaging in virtual sex acts will be as prevalent in 2030 as our engagement with porn today, and that the majority of people will own sex toys that employ an alternate reality in some way come 2035.”

Pearson predicts that eventually humans will adapt to the strangeness of AI lovin’ (i.e, “robophilia”) and begin to form emotional and intimate bonds with robots. He also thinks that technology will play a much bigger role in our bedrooms: “We’ll get technology to let you share experiences, inhabit other people’s bodies, even lock them in place or control them electronically.” In short, the future of sex is looking pretty sexy—especially in the way that robot sex will allow us to experience love and pleasure in safer and stranger ways.

Feel like having some reality-bending experiences yourself? Let’s do the time-warp again!

The Daily Beast’s article can be found here.

3-D Printed Penises Reveal That Women Want Normal Sized Cocks

Science has once again answered another of life’s important questions: what is the perfect penis size? A new study published in PLOS One sought this answer by having 100 women fondle 33 different types of 3-D printed cocks to see what their preferences were. And the results may surprise you.

It turns out that women want regular sized cocks on average for long-term relationships, but have different preferences when it comes to choosing a cock for a one night stand. Despite what porn would have you believe, the women preferred their long-term relationship dicks to be about 6.3 inches in length and 4.8 inches thick, and their one-night stand dicks to be 6.4 inches in length and 5 inches thick. The size of both dicks is only slightly larger than Average Joe’s, which proves that no matter what you got to work with, women are going to be okay with it.

Feel like finding out what women want yourself? Bring that perfect cock our way to find out!

Check out more about the perfect cock study here.

Pelvic Floor Exercises Are the New Kegels For Men

KegelsKegel exercises are having a moment in the health world. You remember kegels—the exercise those sassy ladies on Sex and the City popularized where you squeeze your vaginal muscles regularly to keep it nice and tight down there for increased sexual pleasure. Well now kegels is being rebranded with a trendy new name: pelvic floor exercises. And these days, men are hopping on the kegels bandwagon for the latest thing in healthy living.

That’s right, yogis and strongmen are now claiming that keeping the pelvic floor strong is the key to overall health. One yogi explained, “What society is starting to realize now is that the pelvic floor is the foundation of good breathing and works synergistically with your diaphragm. If your pelvic floor is too tight or loose, you are not breathing as well as you possibly could.” Pelvic floor exercises also help to improve bladder function, which is very important for health and well-being. But fitness buffs caution men not to over-do it with the “‘lift it up,’ ‘squeeze it,’ and ‘flex flex flex’” exercises—a too tight or toned pelvis can cause what’s called “hypertonicity,” which can be detrimental to health.

Feel like getting a work-out in for your pelvis? We are experts with squeezing and flexing that area here!

Read more about the pelvic revolution here.

Kevin Bacon Calls For More Male Nudity With #FreeTheBacon

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Kevin Bacon recently made an important PSA with Mashable that calls attention to a very serious issue: where are all the hot, full-frontal dicks in Hollywood? Bacon’s solution is simple—#FreeTheBacon. What exactly does that mean? For starters, let’s get some more C&A (aka, cock and ass) in TV and movies!

Bacon explains, “There’s a big problem in Hollywood. We see gratuitous female nudity…and that’s not fair to actors because we want to be naked too. Gentlemen, it’s time to free the bacon.” Bacon calls attention to shows like Games of Thrones with lots of female nudity and urges them to consider showing “just one or two wieners every couple minutes.” Bacon reminds us that “this is an issue of gender equality,” like how there’s no male nudity in Fifty Shades of Grey: “Why not let Jamie Dornan take off his pants? Or better yet, let me play Christian Grey! We’ll do the whole movie in one long close-up of my penis.” Hollywood, take note—Free the Bacon!

Feel like Freeing The Bacon yourself? I think we can help you with that.

You can watch Kevin Bacon’s hilarious #FreeTheBacon PSA here. 

Prancing for the right to be who you are!

All of us at NiteFlirt  are really big fans of people who fight for the right to be themselves. And we couldn’t be more impressed with the Prancing Elites.

Our friends over at Gawker shared a clip from Oxygen’s new reality show The Prancing Elites Project where  the dance team performs at a local parade despite the slew of hateful comments being yelled at them as they make their way down the route.

The clip didn’t leave a dry eye in the office.

At the end of the clip, a young girl is very upset at how people treated the Elites.  Kentrell, the team’s captain, comforted her by summing up why they danced after being told they couldn’t, “We’re not trying to change people, we’re just letting people know that we’re different, and it’s OK to be who we are.”

Amen, Kentrell. AMEN!

Grab some Kleenex and check out the clip over at Gawker.