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11 Sexy Halloween Stories That’ll Inspire You For The Big Night

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Everyone knows that Halloween is really about sexy costumes, role playing, and trying out new kinks. From strip-or-treating to getting your freak on while in costume, the people of Reddit have shared some seriously wild Halloween tales. Here are the best stories to get you in the mood thinking about All Hallows’ Eve.

  1. “Hooked up as Batman and Robin. She was Batman.”
    Bam! Pow! To the Bat-cave, Robin!
  2. “I went as a mummy one year, and got lucky that night. Unraveling me for 15 minutes was the best/funniest part!”
    A sexy strip tease!
  3. “I fucked the devil.”
    Smokin’ hot!
  4. “I went to a Halloween sex party last night… The strangest thing to me was having to navigate through a sea of sex acts for the lost sock and pants.”
    Halloween orgies are the best orgies!
  5. “I hooked up with Slenderman. Let’s just say he’s not so slender down there, if you know what I mean.”
    The mystery’s been revealed!
  6. “My GF and I tried, but it didn’t work too well: a gladiator having sex with a bunny just isn’t meant to be.”
    Well, at least you got creative with it!
  7. “Had a drunken threesome with a sexy girl baseball player and Mr. Rodgers (I was a sexy nun).”
    Strangest threesome in history?
  8. “I was dressed up as Batman, my friend was dressed up as the Flash, and my fuck bud was dressed as Superman. Long story short, Batman and the Flash got fucked by Superman.”
    This is probably someone’s fantasy…
  9. “I was dressed up as Batman, my friend was dressed up as the Flash, and my fuck bud was dressed as Superman. Long story short, Batman and the Flash got fucked by Superman.”
    Caveman sex is the tops!
  10. “We played Strip-or-treating. Whenever the doorbell rings, everyone takes off a piece of clothing!”
    Love this!
  11. “We’re going as a chicken and an egg. We’ll find out who comes first.”
    Yes!

Looking for something sexy to inspire you for next Halloween? We’ll give you something to talk about all year long here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more sexy Halloween stories: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/10/178616/halloween-sex-stories#slide-25

These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention

A restaurant in Bangkok has tapped into a tasty treat that seems to be whetting everyone’s appetites: a penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English. The waffle comes cream-filled or stuffed with sausage and cheese with a mayonnaise dipping sauce (which obviously makes for great food porn).

The dick-shaped snack aroused lots of attention when a video went viral on Facebook, garnering more than 19 million views. “Since then, it seems the world has beaten a path―or something else―to the eatery,” says HuffPo. While the Thai food stall didn’t invent the penis waffle—it’s actually a style of snack that’s popular in Taiwan—it’s definitely emphasized the “cock” in Bangkok.

Looking for something tasty yourself? We can always whet your appetite here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the cream-filled dick waffles in Thailand: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-shaped-waffles_us_59ce6ba5e4b05f005d340385?section=us_weird-news

6 Genius Sex Moves To Try On Your Man This Fall

holdinghandsLooking for some clever and sexy ways to make your man fall all over himself, literally? Look no further than BuzzFeed’s handy list (inspired by Cosmopolitan’s infamous sex guides), which will definitely get you excited for fall. Here’s 6 genius sex moves to try this fall (Note: do not actually try these).

  1. The “Sweater Weather”
    What’s sexier than a cozy sweater…with nothing on underneath?! He’ll be begging to touch you.
  2. The “Extra Spicy Pumpkin Latte”
    “Warm your mouth with some pumpkin flavored coffee before going south *wink wink.* To add even more spice, let a little dribble out of the corners of your mouth first, the visual of dripping liquid is VERY sexy.” Naughty and nice!
  3. The “Boot Knocker”
    “Blindfold your man and then gently slide his dick in and out of your favorite boots. The rough and soft textures will be crazy hot and sexual.” Auntie Angel’s “Grapefruit Blowjob” has nothing on this!
  4. The “Sweet Potato Smash”
    “Smash up some sweet potatoes and leave them on the kitchen table with a note that reads ‘Enjoy!’ He’ll know what to do with them.” American Pie… er, sweet potatoes…?
  5. The “Halloween Surprise”
    Put on your fav Halloween mask and surprise your man with a morning blowjob—it’ll scare the pants off him!
  6. The “Leaf Pile”
    Rake up some leaves from your yard and pile them on his bed. Hide in it naked and then jump out and yell, “I’M FALLING FOR YOU!”

Looking for something very sexy this fall? Come on over to NiteFlirt and let’s get extra spicy!

Check out more sex moves to try on your man this fall: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/9-genius-sex-moves-to-try-on-your-man-this-fall

Pizza Is The Official Food Of One-Night Stands

netflixandchillYelp recently conducted a survey with 2,000 single American millennials to get to the bottom of one very important question: what are they eating after sex. After asking people what their food of choice is for a one-night stand, the results came back conclusively for—wait for it—pizza! The study also revealed that the best activity for spending time with a fling (besides eating pizza) is good old fashioned Netflix and Chill.

After pizza, Yelp’s research found that pasta and tacos came in at second and third place. It seems that 35% of those hooking up would rather order take-out than go out for a bite with the person they just had casual sex with. Pizza does seem like the perfect no-frills meal for Americans who are looking for a post-coitus, no-strings-attached encounter!

Looking for some summer loving yourself? Why Netflix and Chill when you can NiteFlirt and Play!

Check out more about how pizza is the number one food of choice for one-night stands: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/08/166729/pizza-named-official-one-night-stand-food

Sex Makes You Better At Your Job, Study Says 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9We all know sex is good for the mind, body, and soul, but new evidence suggests it can actually help you perform better at work, too. According to a psychology study at Oregon State University, fucking at home makes you do better at the office. Researchers surveyed 159 married couples, who largely reported a “morning positive effect” at work the next day after a night of good sex.

There was even a correlation between nightly banging and high job satisfaction, low stress levels, and marital satisfaction. While it’s unclear whether the people in the study were simply happier and therefore had more sex and more job satisfaction, or if having sex led them to do better at work, the study is further proof that there are undeniably positive benefits of getting laid. “This is a reminder that sex has social, emotional and physiological benefits, and it’s important to make it a priority,” the lead author of the study said. “Just make time for it.”

Looking for some “satisfaction” yourself? Come make pleasure a priority right here!

Check out more about the study that shows sex can make you better at your job: https://gizmodo.com/sex-makes-life-better-study-says-1793017172

Anti-Trump Erotica “Redacted in the Butt” Raises Money For ACLU

trumppeefaceThe Hugo-nominated erotic author Chuck Tingle delighted fans with his last titillating book, in which “Domald Tromp” enjoys getting dominated by a T-Rex! And who can forget his scandalous erotica Pounded in the Butt about Trump’s alleged golden shower? Well, now Tingle is at it again with his latest anti-Trump fan fiction masterpiece, Redacted in the Butt by Redacted Under the Tromp Administration.

This time, Tingle has written on the theme of censorship and repression under the new Tromp administration—which turns out to be very sexy and very weird. As Tingle describes on Amazon: “This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on sentient censored being action, including anal, blowjobs, REDACTED, rough sex, and gay politically concealed information love.” As if this strange and sensual journey weren’t enough, Tingle has also promised to donate the profits from his book to the American Civil Liberties Union, an organization that said it will challenge Trump’s immigration ban. Oh yeah, and he also created a Breitbart parody website, Buttbart!

Want to get weird and wild? We’ve got sizzling human action right here!

Check out more about Chuck Tingle’s latest anti-trump erotica: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/chuck-tingle-breitbart-parody-buttbart/

Porn Stars Lament the Loss of Kink’s Legendary Armory 

Image Source: David Lytle on Flickr.
Image Source: David Lytle on Flickr.

Peter Acworth, founder and CEO of the BDSM porn empire Kink.com, has just announced “the end of an era.” In February, Kink actors will do their final shoot in the world-famous San Francisco Armory, the historic castle-like building that’s also a popular destination for tourists and porn enthusiasts. The Kink.com studio is just another unfortunate casualty of the rapidly gentrifying city, which has made it financially impossible for Acworth to continue production in the Armory.

Although Kink.com will continue to provide content to subscribers, porn actors are lamenting the closure of the porn studio that, as the Guardian explains, “elevated the profile of fetish entertainment and BDSM and provided stable jobs and a safe workplace for LGBT people and sex workers.” Over the years, the national landmark held tours, workshops and other porn events, as well as made it their mission to “demystify and celebrate alternative sexualities by providing the most ethical and authentic kinky adult entertainment.” Ultimately, the proliferation of free porn made it impossible for Kink to stay afloat in San Francisco—but the Armory’s kinky legacy will live on.

Looking for some quality fetish entertainment? Come get kinky right here!

Check out more about Kink’s shuttering of the Armory on The Guardian 

Studies Reveal The Link Between Sex Drive and Birth Control 

Two studies published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine finally put to bed the myth that birth control can kill a woman’s sex drive. While it’s true that some women do experience a lower sex drive on the Pill, researchers concluded that several factors are more important when it comes to a woman’s libido. Researchers focused on women in long-term, monogamous, heterosexual relationships, and measured their desire for solo sex versus their desire for sex with a partner to see how their relationship choices affected their sex drive in conjunction with being on birth control.

The study found that women on non-hormonal birth control had a higher solitary sex drive and that women on hormonal birth control had a higher desire for sex with a partner. It also found that, “while birth control did have an effect on sex drive for some women, relationship length and age were much stronger predictors of sexual desire than the type of contraception a woman was on,” reports Bustle. Researchers admit that drawing conclusions about women’s desire can be tricky, but that the study ultimately “sheds light on how different types of contraception can affect our sexual appetite and desire.”

Have a healthy sexual appetite yourself? Come explore your desire right here!

Check out more about the link between contraception and sex drive on Bustle’s website here.

Asexuals Have Sexual Fantasies About Fetishes and BDSM, Study Finds 

169249078_475b70b357_oNew research reveals that the vast majority of asexual people have had sexual fantasies and even engage in self-pleasure. Published in Archives of Sexual Behavior, the study found that out of 351 asexual participants (292 women, 59 men), more than three-quarters of asexual men and half of asexual women have sexual fantasies and even masturbate. The study also discovered that asexual people were just as likely to fantasize about fetishes and BDSM as sexual participants.

It seems asexual people are less likely to fantasize about group sex, public sex, or engaging in an affair. They’re also much more likely to have sexual fantasies that involve fictional people and not themselves. “I do have sexual fantasies but most of the time they do not involve me or any real person,” said a 19-year-old asexual woman. “I sexually fantasize about fictional male couples and my sexual fantasies can involve many and varying sexual preferences and fetishes.” This study proves that sexuality is certainly on a spectrum.

Want to engage your sexual fantasies? We accommodate varying sexual preferences right here!

Check out more about asexuals having sexual fantasies on TheGailyGrind

The Strangest Things We Got Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year 

Over at Deadspin, it’s become a New Year’s tradition to catalogue all the strangest stuff Americans got stuck in their many orifices in the past year. It’s based on the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, and the 2016 list is especially unpleasant. Here are the strangest, most awkward objects America shoved into its rectum, pussy, and dick. Happy New Year!

Rectum

  1. Wine cork wrapped in paper towels, electrical tape and a condom
  2. 10 broken crayons
  3. Plastic Melatonin bottle
  4. Shot glass
  5. “Rectal fissure masturbating for her boyfriend using a hairbrush in her rectum yesterday.”
  6. Nail cuticle tool
  7. Egg timer
  8. Tub drain cup
  9. Decorative pumpkin

Pussy

  1. USB adapter
  2. “Sat on the top of a doll house and there was a spiked roof.”
  3. Pointy toy pig
  4. Small painting kit
  5. Cigarettes and lighter

Dick

  1. “Carved down piece of domino inserted domino piece into penis now wants it removed.”
  2. Sandal buckle
  3. BB
  4. Doll shoe
  5. “Had pebble stuck in penis while swimming in a lake 3 weeks ago.”
  6. Marble

Looking for a creative way to start off your New Year? Come get strange with us right here!

Check out more of the strangest objects Americans inserted into their various orifices: https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1790335507