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The World’s First Naked Barber Will Satisfy All Your Fetish Needs

If you’ve been looking for an erotic experience you won’t soon forget and a good barber who’ll shave your balls, we’ve got the guy for you. Rickard Savvy, aka, “The Naked Barber,” is a qualified beautician who’s adding a little kink to your usual grooming routine. “The sensation of having someone else [shaving my balls] is quite an erotic experience and it is quite arousing,” says one satisfied customer.

The Naked Barber provides all your fetish grooming needs and will get naked right along with you. He throws you in a BDSM sling, and then gets you into various erotic positions like doggy style to shave all those hard to reach places. He says a lot guys get turned on by a straight-razor shave or a scrotum shave, but in general, his fetish clients—gay and straight men, and women—just like the kinky experience.

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Check out more about the Naked Barber: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2014/08/19/worlds-first-naked-barber-will-totally-shave-balls-sling-nsfw/

You Can Now Get Plan B Out of a Vending Machine on UC Davis Campus

What happens when the condom breaks and the drug store’s closed? Usually, panic. This is why UC Davis has decided to make sexual wellness products like Plan B readily available to students—in a convenient vending machine on campus! The vending machine, called “Wellness to Go,” offers a wide array of health products for students, including condoms and Plan B.

The machine dispenses the emergency contraceptive for $30—a lower price than at local pharmacies—making it affordable and available for those who need it at any time. It’s thoughtfully located in a place with lots of people and traffic, so that women feel safe and comfortable taking care of their sexual health needs. Of course, many consider the emergency contraceptive being sold in a vending machine to be “controversial,” but proponents argue that it’s a “health equity issue, providing resources for women to manage their reproductive health in the best possible way.” They hope by increasing access, the vending machine will help decrease stigma about Plan B—and ultimately, prioritize women’s sexual health.

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Check out more about the vending machine dispensing Plan B at UC Davis: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/you-can-now-get-plan-b-out-of-a-vending-machine-in-yolo-county

Weed Products Designed For Sex, Rated

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From dildos that are also pipes to vaginal (or anal!) marijuana suppositories, there’s a lot of weed products out there today promising to do amazing things for your sex life. Thankfully, one Broadly writer decided to see if such marijuana-themed sex products as Schlong Bong and weed lube actually enhance sexual pleasure. Here’s some of the products she either found to be “surprisingly dope” or a real buzz kill (check out her full ratings below).

FORIA Awaken Weed Lube
The latest innovation in marijuana-infused lube is supposed to “enhance sensation, increase desire, improve lubrication, heighten awareness, deepen orgasms, and relax your body.” According to the reviewer, after applying the lube “liberally to my clitoris, inner and outer labia, and inside my vagina, as instructed, and turned on my favorite device,” she would rate the experience a 10/10. “I felt each sensation and touch was intensified, and I was more relaxed than I have been in a long time. Fuck human partners!”
Foria Relief Vaginal Suppositories
This product offers “muscle-relaxing and pain-relieving properties of cannabis—without inducing a psychotropic ‘high.’” The reviewer found her muscles super relaxed, which led to a “top-notch” masturbating experience!
The Original Schlong Bong
This uncannily realistic looking dick-shaped bong wants you to turn “’Foreplay’ Into 420-Play!” The 9-inch cock-bong wasn’t a big hit (no pun intended!) with the reviewer, but if you’re in the mood to “toke and stroke it,” or perhaps to bust out a great conversation piece, this is the weed-related sex toy for you!
Stay Erect Cream
A 5-ounce tube of this cream, which has hemp seed oil as its main ingredient, is meant to be rubbed on a penis “until erection is achieved.” The product claims to help maintain a “full satisfying erection” and “prolong ejaculation,” but according to Amazon reviewers, this product was not satisfactory or 420 friendly!

Weed content isn’t allowed but you can still have a dope sexual experience on NiteFlirt!

Check out more marijuana-sex products here.

You Can Actually Buy a Lego Strip Club

Just when you think you’ve seen it all with innovative Lego creations, someone goes ahead and creates a Lego strip club! The unofficial and very NSFW custom Lego strip joint is called Foxy Blox, and it’s available for purchase for $275.00. Yes, you can actually buy what is probably the most unique and definitely the sexiest set in history.

“Filled with glint and glam, hologram foil bricks and working lighting, your half naked Lego figs will be paying their way through medical school in no time,” reports Gizmodo. The set includes such fun details as hologram foil stamped wall pieces, working LED lights, and four exclusive stripper “minifigs” and a shirtless emcee that looks uncannily like a Ron Swanson Chippendale dancer. As the set’s manufacturers say, the Foxy Blox “is a place where dreamers can dream, and dancers can dance. And dream. And also dance.”

Looking to “play” yourself? Come find unique and sexy experiences right here!

Check out the strip club Lego set on Gizmodo

You Can Now Give Cunnilingus Long Distance By Licking Your Phone

The latest app in virtual sex lets users perform cunnilingus just by licking their phones. The “O-Cast” is a way for long distance lovers to upload simulated oral sex sessions that can be downloaded on to a vibrator via bluetooth. The product’s spokesperson is calling it the “iTunes for oral sex,” since the plan is to offer various tongue patterns for download at the website.

It works by a person downloading the app that records vibratory patterns made by licking the phone screen or using their fingers. The patterns can be anything from circles, straight lines, or even the alphabet, which are then connected to a remote control vibrator. It’s also a great way for cam girls to let fans “perform” oral sex on them during private shows. There are currently 12 sample “orgasms” available for download, which sell for $100 a pop.

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Check out more about the app that lets you give cunnilingus: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ocast-oral-sex-phone-lick_us_58c07d18e4b0d1078ca3b6b1

Engineer Creates Sex Robot That Needs To Be Romanced First

In a first for artificial intelligence, an engineer has created a robotic sex doll that enjoys sex as much as humans—or at least, the doll acts like she does. “Samantha” is equipped with the ability to respond to touch and what can only be described as romantic overtures. In other words, you need to get her warmed up before she can really respond to your touch.

“Basically she likes to be touched. She has different modes of interaction―she has romantic, she has family and she has also sexy modes,” explained the engineer who designed Samantha. She’s programmed to want romance first, before wanting to get sexual. But according to the engineer, the objective is to give her an orgasm. “Normally she likes to be kissed always and also she responds to, basically, the G-spot and also the breasts,” he said. “She also responds to the hands.” Samantha is also designed to give users positive feedback, such as “I love this” and “Nice and gentle.” Gotta give the lady, er, robot what she wants!

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Check out more about the sex robot who needs to be romanced first on The Huffington Post and watch her in action in the video below.

High-Tech Condom Ring Will Measure Your Sexual Performance

The world’s first smart condom, i.Con, is the newest device like a Fitbit—only for your dick. The Manufacturer British Condoms is behind the wearable condom ring that will measure everything guys have ever wanted to know about how they fuck. It’s being billed as “the future of wearable technology in the bedroom,” and for $75 (once it’s released sometime in 2017), guys can wear the ring with a condom during sex to “track” their sexual performance.

“The i.Con tracks speed, ‘average thrust velocity,’ duration, skin temperature, girth, calories burned (no joke) and frequency of sessions,” reports HuffPo. But perhaps the most sci-fi part is how men can measure statistics to see how they stack up to the “average” and “best” performers. British Condoms vows that “all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world.” Well, this will definitely give men a whole new way to brag about their sex life…

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Check out more about the wearable condom that tracks your fucking: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/icon-condom-app_us_58b911e0e4b0b99894167584

This Gorgeous Jewelry Collection Doubles as High-End Sex Toys

Sexual lifestyle company Unbound wants women to literally “wear their sexuality on their sleeves” with a new sex toy collection that is actually high-end jewelry. The “sexual accessories” include earrings that can be used as nipple and clit clamps, a leather choker that transforms into a whip, and even a classy necklace that holds your lube. But the star piece is a set of gold bangles that double as handcuffs with the words, “There is freedom in restraint” etched on each one.

Unbound was created by a group of New York City female artists who created the collection as a way to empower women through sex. The company specializes in monthly pleasure boxes such as the BDSM box (filled with whips, clamps and more), G-spot box (comes with a g-spot vibrator and lube), and a strap-on box. One of Unbound’s founders explained, “The goal of the collection is to further the notion that female sexuality should not be relegated to the shadows. By offering women an opportunity to artfully display their sexuality in a fashion-forward, thoughtful manner, we hope to encourage a more widespread acceptance of formerly taboo topics in order to encourage frank conversations in the new year.” Diamonds and sex toys are a girl’s best friend!

Want to wear your sexuality on your sleeve? Let us ‘dress you up in our love’ right here!

Check out more about the jewelry collection that functions as high-end sex toys: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-beautiful-jewelry-collection-is-actually-a-line-of-high-end-sex-toys_us_58a491b1e4b03df370dc8582

10 Gifts That Are As Hilarious As They Are Sexy

Image Source: ASOS, LookHuman and Fairgoods

A modern yet pervy Kama Sutra poster, Northshire on Etsy for $13
This updated Kama Sutra poster has everyone’s favorite sex positions. It’s the perfect conversation piece!

69 nestling cups, theTbird on Etsy for $19.25
The couple that drinks tea—and 69‘s—together stays together!
Naughty coloring book for grownups, SheVibe for $14.95
“Edited by Lady Cheeky and illustrated by Alex Kotkin, all the art in the coloring book features curvy women in ~sexy scenarios~ from threesomes to BDSM play,” says BuzzFeed.
Dainty hankies just waiting to be made filthy, Fair Goods for $25
These naughty hankies are adorably embroidered with such sentiments as “Blow Me,” “Fill Me Up,” and “Make Me Moist.”
Darling humping salt and pepper shakers, ASOS for $14
Who doesn’t want cute humping rabbits flavoring their food?
A booty-ful mug for all your warm beverage needs, Look Human for $14.99
Hot butts on a mug? Yes please!
Subtle floral-dick pillow, Look Human for $27.99
This beautiful pillow seems innocent until you look closer and discover all the hidden phalluses. It’s like a beautiful optical illusion—with dicks!
A saucy candle that’s meant to smell like hot, hot sex, CheekyMint on Etsy for $9.99
This cheeky candle is aptly named “Let’s Get Naked,” and smells like fresh sheets, cologne, and hot sex!
A sexy cross-stitch, FishyStitch on Etsy for $25
Nothing makes a room cozier than with a quaint little cross-stitch proudly announcing “We Have Sex In This Room.”
A sugary take on the Kama Sutra for anyone with a sweet tooth, She Bop the Shop for $10
What better way to celebrate the Kama Sutra than with cookies? Make and eat all your favorite sex positions with these naughty cookie cutters!

Want to gift yourself with something naughty? Let’s get playful and fun!

Check out more naughty and playful gifts here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/the-naughty-list