Category: Take My Money

Learn a New Language While You Watch Porn

cup-1010916_1920Adult entertainers are teaching eager fans how to use their tongues—when learning a second language, that is. Hot porn actresses are now hosting classes in Spanish, French, Japanese, and more. Along with the basics, they’ll even throw in how to say naughty words, like “blowjob, ass and pussy.”

Not only that, but these dedicated teachers motivate their students by stripping for the camera! According to a spokesperson, Rosetta Stone is “far too cookie cutter.” Why limit yourself to stuffy grammar when you can get more bang for your buck, literally?

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Here’s more about learning a new language while you watch porn: https://nypost.com/video/sexy-cam-girls-help-you-get-over-the-hump-of-learning-a-language/

7 Sex Pillows To Elevate Your Pleasure

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If you’re looking for a way to take your sex life to the next level, here’s a great way to do it: sex pillows. Sex pillows are specifically designed to give you the lift you need to maximize your pleasure. Here are the ones that’ll give you the best bang for your buck.

  1. Liberator BonBon
    This one’s perfect for solo play—you can mount your favorite vibrator or dildo to it and enjoy the ride! It’s firm enough to support you, hands-free.
  2. Liberator Wedge
    This basic sex pillow provides the perfect lift to aid in penetration and help you find your G-spot. As one porn star says, “Wedge pillows help to keep me feeling safe and secure while doing wild positions.”
  3. Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Position Master
    Specifically designed for BDSM, this pillow’s handles double as an effective place to attach straps for both ankle and wrist bondage.
  4. Liberator Ramp
    If you’re looking for a more intense experience, this ramp allows for even deeper positions. It’s also great for partners with extreme height differences.
  5. Toughage Soft Inflatable Sex Ramp Pillow
    “This sturdy pillow can withstand the most extreme positions, and also doubles as a toy-holder for solo vibrator action,” says Refinery29.
  6. Liberator Hipster
    The curviness of its design makes for optimal G-spot stimulation, and sex positions are virtually unlimited with the high and low lifts.
  7. Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Position Master With Cuffs
    The soft velvet pillow and hand-cuffs will allow you to achieve new angles while comfortably being restrained.

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Check out more of the best sex pillows: https://www.refinery29.com/best-sex-pillows#slide-12

There’s Now a ‘Rick and Morty’ Porno

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Is it any surprise the hugely popular sci-fi comedy Rick and Morty got a porn parody? The show just wrapped up its third season on Adult Swim and is now getting the XXX treatment, thanks to porn parody site Wood Rocket. Yes, the site which brought you such classics as SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Strokémon, has now decided to make Dick and Morty.

The studio announced the project with an exciting new trailer and a pretty NSFW description: “When Morty Blows it again, Dick recruits ex-girlfriend Untitty to help him with his pickle,” the press release reads. “In the meantime, Beth eases the pain of her divorce with a little help from the genitals of Mr. Meesex and Birdperson.” As you’d expect, the trailer includes loads of sex puns and X-rated Rick and Morty cathphrases, such as such as “Pickle Dick,” “shlom-shlom,” “testicle-made Szechuan Sauce.” Out of this X-rated world!

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Check out more about Dick and Morty: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a3kbn4/of-course-theres-a-rick-and-morty-porn-now-vgtrn

Couple Gets Caught Having Sex In Domino’s Pizza

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm5One saucy couple were getting pretty hot and heavy while waiting for their pizza. Like Domino’s promise, they definitely finished in 30 minutes or less—and then were swiftly arrested. Daniella Hirst, 29, pleaded guilty to outraging public decency and Craig Smith, 31, was found guilty in absentia because he was incarcerated for another matter, the BBC reported.

The video of the couple, which quickly made the rounds on the internet, shows Hirst giving a blowjob to Smith, and then the two fucking against the front counter (watch portions of the video below). Smith explained their romp, saying, “After ordering the pizza we talked about all the places we’d had sex with each other. Our top five include a bus, a van, a hotel, swimming pool and a field. We wanted to see if we could top it.” Hirst added that while she’s “very open-minded about sex and public places” and “loves the thrill,” she never thought she’d get caught and “end up all over the internet.”

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Check out more about a couple getting caught fucking in a Dominos: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/couple-has-sex-in-dominos-pizza-then-justice-is-served_us_59c52dffe4b0cdc77330d7a8

These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention

A restaurant in Bangkok has tapped into a tasty treat that seems to be whetting everyone’s appetites: a penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English. The waffle comes cream-filled or stuffed with sausage and cheese with a mayonnaise dipping sauce (which obviously makes for great food porn).

The dick-shaped snack aroused lots of attention when a video went viral on Facebook, garnering more than 19 million views. “Since then, it seems the world has beaten a path―or something else―to the eatery,” says HuffPo. While the Thai food stall didn’t invent the penis waffle—it’s actually a style of snack that’s popular in Taiwan—it’s definitely emphasized the “cock” in Bangkok.

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Check out more about the cream-filled dick waffles in Thailand: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-shaped-waffles_us_59ce6ba5e4b05f005d340385?section=us_weird-news

UK’s Dollar Store Launches £1 Sex Toys

imageAt Poundland, shoppers can now get everything they need on their weekly shopping list—meaning sex toys. The new sex toys being so affordable at – you guessed it – just £1 is promising to spice up the nation’s sex lives for less money. The affordable sex toys, called Nooky, include Finger Fun Stimulator, Vibrating Love Ring, Joy Ring, Sexual Vitality Supplements For Her, Supplement For Men and Pure Lube.

After Poundland began selling the £1 bullet vibrator last year, it was only natural to follow up with even more affordable options. The store hopes to appeal to those who want to pick up a sex toy while doing some regular shopping—and also to put women who are shy about visiting a sex toy shop more at ease. “With shoppers only looking to purchase one sex toy a year, we’re hoping our affordable range helps the nation gets some nooky at home,” says Poundland.

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Check out more about Poundland’s latest sex toys: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/poundland-launches-new-range-of-1-sex-toys-giving-cheap-thrills-a-whole-new-meaning_uk_59cb6ea6e4b053a9c2f52020

Someone Has Turned the Babadook Into a ‘BabaDong’ Dildo

Want to put a little creep in your cooch? Horror fans rejoice: the Babadook has been transformed into a giant, girthy dildo named ‘BabaDong!’ A Los Angeles-based special fx artist is currently trying to make his spooky sex toy a reality with an Indiegogo campaign.

“If the goal is met, the Babadong will go into production, so you will all rest assured that your Babadongs are getting Babadone,” the artist said. The BabaDong is 7.5 inches from base to tip and has a girth of 5 ¾ inches around its thickest part. People on Twitter are loving the BabaDong Dildo: as one person said, “I’m not sure I wanted to be around to see this but here we are. Living on a planet with a 7.5 inch dildo called the BabaDong.” We had the same reaction.

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Check out more about the BabaDong Dildo here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/06/22/someone-turned-babadook-babadong-dildo/

This Vibrator Wants To Be The Smartest Sex Toy In The World

The Lioness just might be the world’s smartest rabbit vibrator. For $230, Indiegogo customers can have their own “enhanced” rabbit, with soft-touch washable silicone, a long dildo for insertion and another small component for clit stimulation. The Lioness’ maker wanted to reinvent the shape of the iconic sex toy, and began making “copies upon copies upon copies” on a 3D printer until she finally landed on the right shape.

Image Credit: Gizmodo.com

“We did a lot of variations in terms of the shape and angle—like the tapering,” she said. Even the shape of the clit stimulator was labored over—there’s a little bump to ensure it can “bury” into the clit. It’s also flexible to avoid the unpleasant clitoral “jabbing” the original rabbit is known for. And like other “smart” vibrators, the Lioness is fitted with multiple sensors that measure your orgasms to give you “data” about how you get off. All we can say is, ROAR.

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Check out more about the Lioness: https://gizmodo.com/hands-on-with-the-vibrator-that-wants-to-be-the-smartes-1797868452

5 Sex Toys Every Gay Man Should Own

bieberFor gay men, nothing’s worse than walking into a sex shop and finding boring, vanilla toys geared toward straight couples. That’s because gay dudes have more specific ways of getting off, and need the right toys to accommodate their needs. Here are the best gay sex toys out there.

  1. Perfect Fit’s Play Zone Kit
    This kit supplies you with a variety of rings in different sizes. With so many options to choose from, you and your playmates can stay harder for longer and not have to fumble around in the dark for the right ring.
  2. Bad Dragon Toys and Cum Tubes
    This company’s plug and dildo toys are psychedelic in their designs and also super functional. Features include cum tubes which run through the center of your toy for lubrication and ejaculation purposes. They even have a suction feature that you can stick to the walls and windows.
  3. Fleshjack’s Turbo Oral Sex Stimulator
    These toys simulate oral sex with mechanisms specifically designed to feel like human lips, tongue, and throat.
  4. Poppers
    This compound of isobutyl nitrite helps you to achieve better orgasms. Right before or while you’re having sex, give the popper a sniff and wait for the sexual euphoria to kick in—not to mention the nice relaxation to your anal muscles!
  5. Lovense’s Hush Butt Plug
    The possibilities are endless with the “world’s first teledildonic butt plug.” The remote control allows you control the device from your phone while it’s inside your partner. Use it for public teasing, solo play, or linked to the rhythm of your favorite pop song!

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Check out more gay sex toys: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/gay-sex-toys/

What It’s Like To Take a Ride On a Sex Saddle

Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to get off on a sex saddle? Well, now you can, thanks to a sex toy reviewer on Gizmodo! The Motorbunny is a rideable sex toy that boasts an impressive motor for vibration that cranks out 0.08 horsepower (roughly 7,000 vibrations per minute)! It also comes with various attachments such as dildos and clit stimulators with different textures.

Image Source: Gizmodo

One thing you should know is that it’s pretty big, around one foot-by-two feet and 20 pounds, and is meant to be used on the ground or on a mattress. It’s also really loud—sort of like a car engine for your lady bits—and can be used for intense penetration or to grind against for clitoral stimulation. The reviewer recommends using the Motorbunny for partnered play, especially if you’re a kinky person who likes “extremely vigorous stimulation.”

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Check out more about the rideable sex saddle: https://gizmodo.com/riding-this-sex-saddle-is-like-blasting-your-bits-with-1796729959