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There’s Now A Minimalist Sex Toy Brand

If Marie Kondo ever made a line of sex products, it would probably look a lot like this new lifestyle brand. Maude has minimalist vibrators, condoms, and organic lubricants for your aesthetic and erotic pleasure. The gender neutral brand wants to make sex products accessible, inclusive, and most importantly, really beautiful on your nightstand.

Maude was founded by two women (who formally worked at Everlane) who describe it as a “modern sex essentials company.” The creators say, “Our take is that sex is human and is an everyday (and can be every day) experience, so we created this company to simplify sex and to encourage a happy and healthy sex life for all people.” Best of all, the products are designed to blend perfectly with your minimalist style, allowing you to live your (sex) life out loud.

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Check out more about the new line of minimalist sex toys: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gyanyankovich/minimalist-gender-neutral-sex-toy-maude

This Beer Is Designed To Increase Your Sex Drive

A new beer in the UK hopes to get Brits laid. The English pilsner called “Watercress Warrior” is promising to increase drinkers’ sex drive, according to its brewers. It’s made with watercress, hops and spring water to apparently increase vitality—and its 4.5 percent alcohol content certainly doesn’t hurt!

The aphrodisiac-beer’s logo depicts a well-endowed naked man, who is a symbol of fertility. He’s even featured as an 180-foot chalk drawing on a British hillside. We can only guess that at least one randy couple has fucked on top of his 35-foot erection!

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Check out more about the beer designed to get you horny: https://nypost.com/2018/08/12/this-beer-is-designed-to-increase-your-sex-drive/

There’s Now A Popular Robot Porn Comic

One of the top projects on Kickstarter is a comic about sex robots, aptly called Sex Machine. It’s the fourth volume of the Smut Peddler series, which include erotica with non-human love interests like androids, cyborgs, and monsters. Described as a “woman-made, sex-positive smut anthology,” Sex Machine met its $20,000 goal literally overnight, making it abundantly clear there’s an enthusiastic audience out there for horny androids.

Smut Peddler fills a niche (no pun intended) in the comic world that is usually restricted to fanfiction—that is, weird, imaginative sex comics that cater to female desire. The Sex Machine Kickstarter offers a handful of naughty samples from inside the anthology, advertising print books and digital comics. Get on the scene, Sex Machine!

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Check out more about the new robot porn comic: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/robot-porn-sex-machine-kickstarter/

You Can Now Experience ‘Sex and the City’ In Virtual Reality Porn

In a new “Sex and the City” porn parody, you can experience the show like you never have before—in virtual reality. The four-episode VR porn spoof allows you to literally enter the sex lives of TV’s favorite four girlfriends, Carrie Still-A-Cherry, Samantha Nymphomanta, Miranda Analda and Charlotte Shagalotte. The series, appropriately called “Sex in the City,” is available from porn studio Reality Lovers, who hope to immerse viewers into the scenes they’re watching.

Reality Lovers says, “You get to see Carrie and Mr. Bigg’s ‘great sex’ life, Miranda dominate Brady Shady between the sheets, and grab a front row seat to Samantha’s outrageous sexual adventures as she tries to pleasure the entire city.” The series lets you be a fly on the wall in each scene, or to experience them from the point of view of one of the characters. Reality Lovers says they hope to encourage women to come into the VR fold with characters they are familiar with and storylines they recognize.

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Check out more about the “Sex and the City” VR porn parody: https://nypost.com/2018/06/19/virtual-reality-sex-and-the-city-porn-parody-is-appropriately-bananas/

‘Ohnut’ Allows Women To Optimize Penetration During Sex

We have great news for women who want more control during penetrative sex. There’s now a customizable wearable called Ohnut that allows women to optimize penetration for enhanced pleasure. The springy, stretchy rubber sex ‘donut’ could help the three-quarters of American women who have had issues with penetrative sex.

The Ohnut is made from an ultra-stretchy, light blue ‘body safe’ polymer (not unlike a soft, tough rubber) in a ring shape. The man wears it at the base of his dick to modulate how deep penetration is, with the bonus of added stimulation. “The feedback from the majority of testers is that they don’t even realize that it’s there. It’s not a hindrance, it doesn’t take away and it even reinvents some positions for a lot of people,” Ohnut’s creator says. Here’s to good sex exactly how you like it!

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Check out more about the Ohnut: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5836419/New-wearable-sex-donut-promises-pleasure-men-buffering-women-deep-penetration.html

There’s Now A Million-Dollar Vibrator

Pearl Royale is promising “a million dollar orgasm” with its latest pricey sex toy, the million-dollar vibrator. “My inspiration was to create something that shows the value people place on sex,” says the sex toy’s creator. “[People] spend lots of money for the experiences of owning Maseratis and the like. But would they pay for this?” The adult toy company has created lots of other impressive sex toys, including a gold egg-shaped vibrator that goes for $25,000, a white-gold dildo that goes for $38,000 and a gold-handled whip made of human hair that goes for $19,000 (all of which have found buyers).

But none tops this latest expensive creation, which was named to evoke “a very royal experience.” The vibrator weighs about a pound and it’s covered with 2,000 diamonds, some royal-blue sapphires and “very rare” pink diamonds. Right now, the toy’s creator is touring the country looking for gallery owners to display the luxurious sex toy. He says, “The prototype has been tried and it works exceptionally well.”

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Check out more about the million-dollar vibrator: https://nypost.com/2018/06/01/behold-a-million-dollar-vibrator/

Bondage Mask Also Plays Music

If you love music and fetish gear, we’ve got good news for you: there’s now BDSM-inspired headphones. “Arca, the Venezuelan producer and songwriter who’s collaborated with Kanye West and Björk, conceived a line of ‘Tormenta’ fetishwear alongside erotic fashion brand Fleet Ilya for the Montreal-based style platform SSENSE,” reports NY Post. The headphones look like a cage that wraps around the wearer’s head like a mask, fully immersing the person in a kinky sound bath.

The fetish headphones sell for a cool $6,450—but there’s actually no guarantee they work as headphones. The Canadian luxury e-tailer states on its site, “the product . . . is being sold to you exclusively as an art object and is provided as is without any . . . warranty.” Arca added on Instagram, “hey i designed some headphones it’s casual they’re really cheap pick up a pair or don’t or whatever either way i’m locking you into the sound.”

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Check out more about the bondage mask that plays music: https://nypost.com/2018/05/15/this-terrifying-bondage-mask-also-plays-music/

The Erotic Carp Calendar Is Back And Better Than Ever

If you’re looking for the perfect holiday gift for the All-American Man in your life, we’ve got just the thing for you. The Carponizer Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar is the “cult fishing calendar” that combines two of every man’s favorite things: fish and naked women. Yes, this calendar lets you ogle big, beautiful fish and big-breasted women.

The Carponizer Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar 2018 can be purchased on Amazon and, just like last year’s calendar, does not disappoint with providing both nude women and impressive fish. There’s also a BBQ version for red meat lovers, BBQ-Chicks Grillkalender 2018. You guessed it, this one features nude women cooking up some super hot BBQ. Fish or beef, all your erotic calendar dreams are coming true!

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Check out more about the Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar 2018: https://jezebel.com/i-am-yet-again-not-in-this-years-erotic-carp-calendar-1820764876

Inside Germany’s First Sex Doll Brothel

Germany has joined countries like Japan and Spain in offering a unique sex establishment: sex doll brothels. Bordoll is run by a young madam who operates a brothel and BDSM studio, which now offers clients the option of having sex with one of 11 silicon sex dolls. For $60 for 30 minutes or $90 for an hour curious customers can experience what it’s like to fuck a premium sex doll.

The madam estimates that 30 percent of guests just want to experience what it’s like to have sex with a doll, while 70 percent become regular customers, some of whom travel for miles just for the experience. “These are Next Top Model standard girls,” she boasts. “Most guys would be too intimated to approach a real woman if she looked this good.” She also explains that men like being able to act out their fantasies on a doll, describing the experience as “95 percent” like sleeping with a real women.

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Check out more about the first sex doll brothel in Germany: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a37g7k/zu-besuch-in-deutschlands-erstem-sexpuppen-bordell

8 Sexy Stocking Stuffers For $20 and Under

Looking for a budget-friendly way to add a little sex-positive spice to your holiday? We’ve got the perfect thing to get you into the holiday spirit: sexy stocking stuffers. Here are the best, affordable stocking stuffers for you and your naughty partner!

Babeland Buzz Vibe, $12, Babeland
This perfect little vibrator will keep you merry all year round!
Sext Notes, $10, Unbound
These emoji-themed sext cards are the perfect way to let Bae know you want to get some!
Tenga Eggs, $8.50, Babeland
As Bustle says, “One of the original sex toys for people with penises, this masturbation tool is always a pleaser.”
Candy Nipple Tassels, $8, Unbound
For that person in your life who loves candy and nipple play (everyone?).
Bondage Boutique Advanced Leather Blindfold, $16.99, Lovehoney
What can be sexier than the perfect little black leather blindfold?
Babeland Arousal Balm, $6, Babeland
This bad boy will add a little tingle to your sex play!
Jawbreaker Gag, $16, Unbound
Sweet and spicy—what better combo for your bondage party?
Feather Nipple Clamps, $12, Unbound
Light as a feather, stiff as Bae’s nipples!

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Check out more sexy stocking stuffers for under $20: https://www.bustle.com/articles/197531-13-sexy-stocking-stuffers-for-20-and-under