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Porn Star Asa Akira Writes Haikus

Porn legend Asa Akira is a woman of many talents, including a surprising one: haikus. In her new book Dirty Thirty: A Memoir, she shares some of her poetry at the end of her essays… and they’re exactly what you’d expect them to be. As the Amazon description of her memoir says, the focus is “straightforward writings on love, sex, death, marriage and celebrity”.

Reviews for the book have been positive so far, currently sitting at an impressive 4.5 stars. One reviewer comments that it’s “(a)n honest expression of aging gracefully as a wife, porn star, writer, bad bitch.” Another writes, “The finished product seems effortless, beautiful, and leaves the audience wanting more.” Sounds like much of her other work, so if she steps away from adult films, maybe a literary future awaits her!

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Find Asa Akira’s book on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Dirty-Thirty-Memoir-Asa-Akira/dp/1627781641

Hotel Offers Free Stays For Couple’s Who Fuck On Valentine’s Day

A hotel chain is offering a free stay each Valentine’s Day for 18 years to couples who check in this February 14—so long as they welcome a baby nine months later. Hotel Zed, which has properties in Kelowna and Victoria in British Columbia, Canada, is running the quirky promotion, which it calls a “Valentine’s Day Nooner.” The chain says: “Let’s be real, Valentine’s Day was made for getting lucky. So, we are rewarding bedroom-active couples for doing what the hotel room was made for.”

The hotel adds, “To add more heat to the already perfect Valentine’s Day gift, if a couple has a baby nine months after a Nooner check-in, they will get a free stay every Valentine’s Day for the next 18 years at any Hotel Zed location.” Hotel Zed says it welcomes all couples to enjoy the package, regardless of gender expression, gender identity or sexual orientation, adding it “knows the stork can arrive in any number of ways.” We think this gift idea is way better than a box of heart-shaped chocolates!

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Check out more about a hotel offering couples free stays for fucking on V-Day: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-7947359/Hotel-Zed-Canada-reward-couples-freebie-having-sex-Valentines-Day-stay.html

Australia Bushfire-Themed Dildos Go Viral

One sex toy manufacturer is making dildos for a good cause. After sex workers raised money for Australia’s bushfire by sending nudes in exchange for donations to relief organizations, Geeky Sex Toys decided to get in on the action with an Australia bushfire-themed dildo. The $69 sex toy immediately went viral, with all proceeds going to help bushfire survivors.

“We had already donated a small amount of money personally but after seeing the situation here in Australia continue to worsen, we brainstormed ways to raise a larger amount,” said the CEO of the sex toy company. “We figured, our company Geeky Sex Toys is really good at designing and producing sex toys, so let’s make an Australian themed dildo with all the profits going to charity!” Proof again that sex sells!

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Check out more about Australia bushfire-themed dildos: https://earther.gizmodo.com/dildos-and-nude-fundraising-show-how-the-climate-crisis-1841018547?utm

VR Hentai Is The Best Way To Enjoy 3D Anime Porn

In 2020, virtual reality hentai is the world’s best way to enjoy 3D anime porn sites and games. While most hentai fans think of it as 2D adult manga or anime, 3D anime porn is becoming increasingly popular among VR enthusiasts. Many games, videos, and sandbox applications now let PC gamers hook up with their favorite anime characters just by turning on their Oculus Rift and watching a 360-degree video.

VR anime porn games promise immersive sexual experiences—like pressing a Magic Wand against a school girl’s crotch or a point-of-view shot of a girl on her knees. DarkDreams’ Street Fighter porn parody clip “Addicted to the Ass Workout,” for example, features a POV hentai scene where viewers have anal sex with Chun-Li. Another clip by game developer Lewd Fraggy offers missionary sex with Miia, the well-endowed snake girl from Monster Musume. Hot!

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Check out more about VR hentai porn: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/vr-hentai-anime-porn/

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Pussy

Gwyneth has made a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” for her website, Goop. And, of course, it has sold out. In addition to her other pussy products—vaginal steaming, vaginal jade eggs, $15,000 gold dildos—Gwyneth’s vagina candle is priced at the bargain price of £58, according to the Guardian.

So what does Gwyneth’s pussy smell like? According to the candle, it is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent,” a mix of “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed.” We wonder if this is another promotion for her new Netflix series—in the advertisement, she stands in a giant vagina.

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Check out more about Goop’s candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s pussy: https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop

Man Leaves Hilarious Review For Sex Toy He Claims ‘Nearly Killed Him’

A man in the UK left an Amazon review for a sex toy that worked “so well” it “almost killed him.” In the review, he explained that he “didn’t have high hopes” for the toy, as it only cost £25.99. But when he used the clitoral stimulator on his girlfriend, her orgasm was so intense that she kicked him in the jaw and knocked him out – fearing she had killed him.

Nevertheless, the satisfied customer left the product a five star rating, and admitted that it was “a good toy” – but “should be used with riot gear.” The hilarious review was shared on Twitter and quickly racked up 1,000 likes and retweets, with one replying “Omg that’s brilliant. I’m off to order one now.” The man said, “She turned it onto the first setting and we got going, after about 30 seconds she pressed the toy down and – well I can’t remember the rest.”

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Check out more about a hilarious review on amazon for a “dangerous” sex toy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7869599/Boyfriend-leaves-hilarious-review-claiming-sex-toy-nearly-killed-him.html

Model Goes Viral For Offering Nudes In Exchange For Donations For Australia

The model who went viral for inspiring people to donate to Australian bushfire relief in exchange for her nude photos now estimates she has raised more than $1 million. The model who goes by “The Naked Philanthropist” ignited the craze with a tweet saying she would send a nude photo to anyone who provided proof that they donated to one of a list of organizations working in Australia. She posted an X-rated photo on Twitter, saying “Every $10 you donate = one nude picture from me to your DM. You must send me confirmation that you donated.”

The tweet blew up immediately, and just a few days later, she estimated that more than $1 million in donations had been generated. “We had some people who donated a lot of money,” she said. “One person $5,000 and at least 10 people $1,000. Those we made sure we had their name and a second verification of the payment,” she said. She estimated that she and a small team she hired to respond to the requests have now sent 10,000 nude photos—although the demand has been so overwhelming that they’ve had to stop.

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Here’s more about a model who offered nudes in exchange for donations for Australia: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/kaylen-ward-australia-fires-sex-workers-donations

A Pill Made Of Curry Herbs Could Spice Up Women’s Sex Lives

An herb commonly used in Indian curry dishes just might make women’s sex life a lot more appetizing, researchers say. The plant called fenugreek may help naturally boost women’s libido, according to a study published in BMC Women’s Health. The herbal supplement called Libicare showed promising results in increasing sexual desire to a group of women who had entered menopause.

“The administration of this product is associated with a significant increase not only in desire and arousal, but also in vaginal lubrication and orgasm,” the study’s authors said. They added, “This occurs as part of a domino effect which makes other sexual domains improve when one of them does, and also has a double effect of this product on increasing free testosterone and local vasodilatation [increased circulation].” Researchers also found that the spice helped men’s sexual health. Korma sutra, anyone?

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Check out more about an herb that boosts libido: https://nypost.com/2019/12/03/a-pill-made-of-curry-herbs-could-spice-up-womens-sex-lives/

Elite Sex Club Throws Masked Orgy For ‘Ultra VIP’ Celebs In Miami

Exclusive sex club SNCTM is hosting celebrities for a night of “unrestricted erotic excess” in Miami. A representative said: “It’s a level of opulence and excess that other parties may try to imitate but cannot achieve.” Membership to the elite group costs between $12,000 and $75,000—and the highest level members take part in a blood oath.

SNCTM says: “Our events cultivate a level of comfort where our guests can open up and explore their deepest fantasies. It’s not uncommon that guests will be found writhing in beds of four, five, six beautiful people.” The owner adds, “I can’t speak of the activities they partake in but it encompasses every fantasy you can imagine – often times they surprise even me.” An eight-part series titled Naked SNCTM on Showtime offers a candid look behind the scenes of the club’s Eyes Wide Shut-style events, which mix erotic theater, S&M and masquerade.

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Check out more about the celebrity sex club’s Miami orgy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7767005/Worlds-elite-sex-club-hosts-VIP-orgy-celebrities.html

Introducing Pornhub’s Bundle ‘LifePlan’

Cashing in on the popularity of online streaming, Pornhub announced a new subscription plan. The new deal, known as “LifePlan,” will let users pay a one-time fee of $299 to receive lifetime access to the site’s Pornhub Premium service. Premium videos available as part of the plan—all 125,000 of them—are in high-definition and include no advertisements.

Users will also be able to access 4k content as well as videos filmed for virtual reality headsets. “Life’s a long journey, filled with ups and downs. So you want to know that there’s someone there to lend you a hand when things get hard and the going gets rough,” Pornhub says in the promotional ad. The deal will only be available from Black Friday (Nov. 29) to Cyber Monday (Dec. 2).

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Check out more about Pornhub’s lifetime bundle plan: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/pornhub-lifeplan-subscription-service/