Woman Caught At Airport Carrying Boyfriend’s Ashes Inside Sex Toy

An Australian’s kinky carry-on is not gonna fly. The woman was caught passing through airport security with her dead boyfriend’s ashes hidden in a wearable sex toy, she said in a viral TikTok video. She was about to board a flight in the United Arab Emirates while wearing a butt plug in her late lover’s “favorite place” when security officials raised alarms, she said.

The woman, whose Tiktok footage had raked in 4.9 million views, said her late boyfriend gave her the sex toy as a gag gift before he died. But airport security officials, who may have assumed the device was a weapon, weren’t laughing. “And they said romance is dead,” one user teased.

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Farmers Strip Down For ‘Agri-Porn’ Calendar

Hay Fellas! The 2023 edition of the Irish Farmer calendar has been unveiled to the delight of horny fans across the globe. Labeled “Agri porn,” the calendar isn’t just a monthly parade of chiseled abs, bare chests, and tight-asses in jeans.

“They are a mix of different body types,” the creative director of the calendar said. “They aren’t all big and buff. They do farm work, and people like the reality of it. They are getting something genuine.” And fans will be getting double the pleasure this year: “the calendar is a special edition that features 23 images rather than the usual 12 images. So far, this has gone down a treat with fans and we see new orders coming in every day from all over the world.”

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Man With ‘Extra Large Penis’ Strips Down On New Show

A well-endowed man bared all on the new show “My Massive Cock.” “My big dick is a gift from God,” boasted the man, whose cock measures a whopping 10.5 inches while erect. While most on the series complain about their mammoth members, the man claims “my size has benefited my life.”

“Some men on the Channel 4 show cried about how it negatively affects their lives—but it has only brought me fame and fortune,” bragged the Dubliner, who reportedly earns £10,000 ($11,568) per week on OnlyFans. He makes “porn videos with men and women,” and claims his massive dick has allowed him to fuck over 1,000 women. “I was a young Catholic boy from Sheriff Street with nothing and now I am famous for my huge cock,” boasted the porn star, who hopes one day to free his willy on late night TV.

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Joy Behar Shocks ‘The View’ Co-Stars With Spooky Sex Confession

Joy Behar wanted to talk about The Joy of (Supernatural) Sex on a recent episode of the “The View.” Her co-stars were shocked after she confessed that she’s “had sex with a few ghosts.” The co-host made the X-rated statement on the daytime show as the panel discussed a Texas woman’s claims that her house is haunted by “sexual” spirits.

The other co-hosts hilariously pondered the logistics of getting freaky with a phantom: “If you have sex with a ghost, can you get pregnant?” co-host Sara Haines asked. “I’ve had sex with a few ghosts and never got pregnant,” Behar quickly responded—prompting stunned laughs from the audience. “I don’t know how many of you just heard what Joy just said, but I’m going to let it ride,” Whoopi Goldberg said as Behar giggled.

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Chess Prodigy Accused Of Cheating With Sex Toy Files $100M Defamation Suit

Chess prodigy Hans Niemann has got the legal world buzzing. After being accused of cheating with vibrating “anal beads,” he is suing for $100 million, claiming he was defamed by his opponent and a major gaming institution. Niemann says Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen lied by claiming he didn’t play fairly because he was furious the relative newcomer had beaten him unexpectedly at a major tournament.

Wild rumors started circulating—including the claims he’d used a rectally inserted sex toy to signal winning moves during the match. “Notorious for his inability to cope with defeat, Carlsen snapped,” the lawsuit declares—adding he “maliciously” plotted to ruin the younger player’s reputation. “Carlsen unleashed his media empire to fan the flames of [his] cheating accusations, drown out the legitimate evidence refuting them [and] blacklist Niemann from top-level chess tournaments,” the suit states.

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Globe-Trotting Swingers Share The Most Sexually Liberated Places

If you’re longing to put the “lust” in wanderlust, a pair of traveling swingers have some tips. The couple have jetted to 20 countries, stamping their passports in the pursuit of pleasure. They’ve been to Singapore, Thailand, Malaysia, Mexico, Japan, France and the UK—but the pair say the Netherlands is the most open-minded and welcoming place they’ve been.

The kinksters even relocated from Australia to Amsterdam because they love the “openness and fluidity of Dutch culture,” saying, “In the Netherlands people don’t bat an eyelid, everyone is very open here.” They added that the French are far more liberated than many other countries—in the south of that country there is a “naked city” where 40,000 nudists live. These sexually liberated oases stand in contrast to Malaysia and Thailand, where swinging is illegal and operates underground.

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Woman Forced To Give Ex-Husband ‘Boudoir’ Pics In Divorce

A Utah woman has been forced to hand over a “boudoir album” of nude photos to her ex-husband as part of their divorce. The man claims he wants to keep the racy pics for “memory’s sake.” The woman says that a judge forced her “to distribute basically porn” after ruling that her husband of 25 years had the right to keep the intimate messages she scrawled inside the album.

“It’s violating and it’s incredibly embarrassing and humiliating,” she also told the Salt Lake Tribune of the order. “These are things that were sensual and loving that I wrote to my husband that I loved. [He’s] my ex-husband now,” she said. She said the boudoir album was the only thing her ex- fought to keep during the divorce: “The only way I can hopefully protect someone else from going through the same situation is to tell my story and expose that these are the types of things that he thinks are OK,” she told the Utah paper.

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Majorie Taylor Greene’s Tantric Sex Guru Lover Hosts Sex Retreats At His Commune

One of Marjorie Taylor Greene‘s former lovers is offering tantric sex retreats and other X-rated classes at his commune—meanwhile, her husband of 10 years is filing for divorce. The “polyamorous tantric sex guru” is one of two men the QAnon supporting congresswoman enjoyed extramarital flings with. Greene’s former kinky lover advertises the workshops—which are hosted at the $955,000 “dome home” he shares with domestic partner, two other women, and a male friend—via his Facebook page. 

He is also using the property to run his X-rated OnlyFans page which includes multiple shots of him naked in nature and a “sex positive” Facebook group called “the Kaleidoscopic Community” which offers a variety of activities, including tantric dance classes and nature rambles that include naked swimming sessions. Shortly after his affair with Taylor Greene was revealed, he said he was proud to be polyamorous and knew Taylor Greene was “a kind spirit that wanted to help people through building community and reaching health goals.” He added: “There was never a discussion of politics.”

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Pro Poker Player Accused Of Using ‘Hidden Vibrator’ To Help Her Win

A pro poker player is alleging that his opponent “clearly cheated” in a very creative way during a livestreamed game of poker. Garrett Adelstein has suggested that his female opponent, Robbi Jade Lew, could have cheated by using a “device hidden that simply vibrates to indicate you have the best hand.” Those commentating on the game were in disbelief because the odds were stacked against her with online betting casino DraftKings calculating there were around 150 ways for Lew to lose, but only six ways for her to win—which she proceeded to do.

Lew has explained her unhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11269073/Pro-poker-player-accused-using-hidden-vibrating-device-help-win-130-000.htmlorthodox way of playing her hand was simply because she believed Adelstein’s cards were inferior to hers. Poker is not the only table game to be rocked by allegations of cheating through vibrating devices. The world’s No. 1 chess player, was accused of “damaging” the game after he sensationally resigned from a match against a fellow grandmaster after one move over fears his rival was using anal beads to cheat.

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Mormon Housewife Leads ‘Double Life’ As X-Rated Model

A Mormon housewife has opened up about her “secret double life” as an X-rated model—which brings in $37,000 a month on OnlyFans. Despite the risk of being thrown out of her church if discovered, she makes tens of thousands of dollars a month from her lucrative job, and has racked up more than 44,000 followers on her Instagram account. The woman—who often poses nude and in lingerie for her fans, while keeping it all a secret from the church—says the different sides of her life go hand-in-hand.

“I might be paid to strip off but there are people who strip off for free—I’m just being smart about it,” she says. “This way, I still get to practice the traditional ways of being a homebody but instead of sleeping around, which wouldn’t match up with the ideals of the church, I’m making a living from my hot body.” She adds, “I’m doing it in the safety of my own home on my own time. Everybody masturbates and sends racy pictures so I don’t really see the big deal.”

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