Couple Busted Having Sex On Packed Train

One horny couple was raring to go on a train recently. The couple was busted having oral sex and fucking in the carriage of a packed train. When approached by transit officers at the train station following their public fuck fest, the man told them: “I had to do it.”

Public Transport Authority prosecutor told the court the pair engaged in “fellatio” and “sexual intercourse.” It didn’t help that the man became “aggressive” when confronted by the officers and threatened to “knock you two out.” The amorous pair were fined $1,800 and ordered to pay $225 in court costs—but the memories are priceless.

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Check out more about a couple busted for having sex on a packed train: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8546379/Couple-busted-having-SEX-WA-train-boyfriend-tells-court-just-it.html

Women Share The Things They Wish Men Wouldn’t Copy From Porn During Sex

A Reddit user asked women to share things guys copy from porn that aren’t enjoyable, and the discussion got heated. Sometimes what works in porn, does not work in real life—as many women attested to. Whether it’s bad butt sex etiquette or getting too rough too soon, here are 9 things women said they wish men would stop doing from porn.

  1. “Going faster when you tell them something feels good/you’re gonna cum. Pro tip: Don’t change a goddamn thing. Keep up the same pace.”
    Slow and steady wins the race!
  2. “Rubbing the clit like a fucking stain on a shirt. Circular motions, please.”
    PSA: the clit is oh so sensitive!
  3. “Stop jackhammering into us right off the bat. Warm up to it and get us WET. No, spitting on the pussy doesn’t count.”
    Preach!
  4. “When they go from ass to vag. Good way to get an infection. Once you go butthole, you don’t go back.”
    That’s just good hygiene. 
  5. “Slapping the vagina like a used-car salesman trying to sell a 1999 Corolla.”
    Unless she’s into that…
  6. “Don’t grab the titty so fucking hard, bro!”
    Good advice!
  7. “STOP being silent! Please moan; that shit’s hot as hell.”
    Yes!
  8. “Expecting the woman to shoot forth a geyser of fluid. If something happens, it’s a trickle, not Old Faithful.”
    Great Squirt-pectations!
  9. “THREESOMES. I’m bisexual, and literally every guy I’ve been with has asked for one.”
    Well, we see their point..

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Check out more about women sharing the things they wish men wouldn’t do from porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/men-copy-porn

Neighbors Complain About Noisy Sex In Lockdown

People are finding their neighbor’s loud sex a lot more disruptive now that they work from home. Since lockdown began, private meditators are being paid to “intervene” with amorous neighbors. “We categorize it as bedroom noise,” says a professional mediator. “We get that quite a lot. Especially beds banging up against the wall in adjacent flats.”

One woman needed to confront her neighbors with the aid of a mediator after their loud fuck fests interrupted her zoom meeting with her colleagues. Complaints to the mediation office are now running at three times the usual rate during lockdown, and mediation services range from a few hundred to thousands of dollars. But business is booming as the restrictions on our movements put our relationships with those next door under ever more strain, which maybe explains why people are having so much sex—stress relief.

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Check out more about neighbors hiring mediators because of loud fuck fests: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8491995/Would-pay-1k-shut-neighbours-Noisy-sex-Manic-vacuuming-DIY-2am.html

Tiffany Haddish Says To Stop Racism, “Stop Having Sex”

Comedian Tiffany Haddish has an interesting theory on how to stop racism: stop having sex. She said, “…I know when I have problems and I want them solved, I just stop having sex and everything’s solved,” Haddish stated during a round table with The Hollywood Reporter. “So, if everybody just stopped having sex, especially if you are in an interracial relationship and your man is white, stop having sex with your white man. Things will change.”

Haddish gave white women the same task, “If you are a white woman and you’ve got a white man, stop having sex with that white man. When a white man ain’t gettin’ no sex, things change, that I know.” One of the participants in the roundtable discussion was comedian Jameela Jamil, who thought the problem was that people weren’t having enough sex. But, Haddish replied, “If a black man ain’t gettin’ no sex he’s going to team up with the white man, ‘Look, brother, we’ve got to figure this out. OK?’”

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Check out more about Tiffany Haddish saying to stop racism, stop having sex: https://www.hiphollywood.com/2020/06/tiffany-haddish-knows-how-to-end-racism-just-stop-having-sex/

Workers Are Masturbating On The Clock, Survey Finds

Horny employees working from home during the coronavirus pandemic are feeding more than just their hunger during their daily lunch breaks — they’re satisfying their sexual desires, too. According to a new survey, more than 75% of workers are watching X-rated content between the hours of 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. By far the most popular time of day is between 3 p.m. and 4 p.m., with about 90% watching then.

“Remote workers [are beginning to explore] new mid-afternoon pick-me-ups [since] another cup of coffee isn’t cutting it anymore,” says the person behind the survey. They add, “Data shows that with more people working remotely, there has been a dramatic increase in people tuning into porn during the workday.” The survey points toward a “masturbation revolution,” which comes at a time when work-related stress is at an all-time high. “Having those few minutes to yourself releases the perfect amount of endorphins to help you get through that mid-afternoon hump,” they explained.

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Check out more about masturbating while working from home: https://nypost.com/2020/06/22/masturbating-on-the-clock-youre-definitely-not-alone-survey/

NYC’s Hottest Sex Club Is Doing Socially Distanced Orgies

A members-only sex club in NYC is open for frisky business. During Phase Two of reopening, the group called NSFW has opened their clubhouse doors again with an assortment of new rules and regulations that take the risk out of risqué. “We had to figure out how to do this in the safest way possible, where no one feels at risk or in danger, but can still enjoy themselves,” says NSFW founder.

In addition to the city-issued guidelines for group sex, including to fuck in a well-ventilated area and keep alcohol-based sanitizer on hand, the club also drafted additional safety precautions. They include mandatory temperature checks at the door, bringing a separate change of clean clothes in a plastic bag, wearing a mask and gloves, using sanitation stations throughout the space, and of course, “no new sex,” which means you can’t hook up with anyone besides the partner you came with. “We have enough room to give each other space, so we’re asking members to engage in a ‘no new play’ policy, which means come and play with a partner and experience NSFW for the exhibitionist and voyeuristic sides of it,” says NSFW of the 3,000-square-foot clubhouse the group uses for sex parties.

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Check out more about a NYC sex club doing socially distanced orgies: https://nypost.com/2020/06/22/a-soho-sex-club-reopens-amid-coronavirus/

Kevin Hart Gets Sued For Sex Tape

Comedian Kevin Hart was not laughing when he got hit with a lawsuit over a sex tape. Luckily for him, the $60 million lawsuit was dismissed recently. A woman filed documents last year accusing Hart of secretly recording her while they had consensual sex in a room at the Cosmopolitan hotel in Las Vegas in 2017.

It seems the lawsuit was filed in the wrong jurisdiction so a federal California judge threw it out—though she will be allowed to file her paperwork again in the proper jurisdiction. After news of the tape became public, Kevin took to social media to issue an apology to his wife, who was pregnant when the infidelity occurred. The superstar confessed: “I made a bad error in judgment and I put myself in a bad environment where only bad things can happen and they did.”

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Check out more about Kevin Hart’s sex tape lawsuit: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8298893/Kevin-Hart-60m-federal-sex-tape-lawsuit-against-dismissed-accuser-free-file-AGAIN.html

Dr. Fauci Endorses Tinder Hookups

Government coronavirus expert Dr. Fauci has good news for those tired of living their sex life online. Dr. Fauci recently said horny folks can hook up with asymptomatic Tinder matches in real life—but, like love, it involves some risk. The immunologist, who’s been nominated for “Sexiest Man of the Year,” dropped the unorthodox dating tip in a new interview. 

Toward the end of the taped segment, Fauci was asked: “If you’re swiping on a dating app like Tinder, or Bumble or Grindr, and you match with someone that you think is hot, and you’re just kind of like, ‘Maybe it’s fine if this one stranger comes over.’ What do you say to that person?” He answered,  “If you’re willing to take a risk—and you know, everybody has their own tolerance for risks—you could figure out if you want to meet somebody.” He added, “If you want to go a little bit more intimate, well, then that’s your choice regarding a risk.”

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Check out more about Dr. Fauci endorsing Tinder hookups: https://nypost.com/2020/04/15/fauci-endorses-tinder-hookups-with-a-caveat/

App-Controlled Vibrators Are The Best Long-Distance Sex Toys

There’s a silver lining to social distancing recommendations from the CDC—app-controlled vibrators! Unlike Bluetooth vibrators that have a smaller range of accessibility (only viable within 33 feet away), app-controlled vibrators can be used remotely from almost any place in the world as long as you have a strong enough WiFi. In other words, it is possible to have sex while following social isolation parameters and quarantine protocols—you just have to get creative with it.

Looking for someone to play with (safely)? Try searching r/ToyControl—you can make a quick post similar to what someone would share on Craigslist Personals (RIP), a brief description of what you’re looking for (M4M, F4M, F4A, etc.) and the brand of toy you have. Some Redditors even use this page to solicit long-term play partners, offering to buy them new toys among other things. You or your partner can control the toy from your smartphone or any iOS or Android device loaded with the correct app (including your smartwatch–which is great during quarantine).

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Check out more about app-controlled vibrators: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/app-controlled-vibrator-long-distance-bluetooth-teledildonics/

Inside The Secret Lives Of “Porn Moms”

Mothers who work in the adult film industry are the subjects of a photographer’s new candid series that explores the balance between motherhood and their work in porn. The photographer traveled across the country to photograph these women for her latest project, “Porn Moms”. She explained on her website that her series got its start at the Exxxotica Expo when she met an adult film star and mom.

She photographed porn stars Emily Mena, Tiffany Brookes, Makayla Cox, and Cameron Canela at their homes with their children. The photographer explained, “I wanted to know how they balanced motherhood with work, and how other mothers who didn’t work in porn treated them at gatherings like PTA meetings.” Makayla Cox says about her daughter, “She’s going to grow up knowing. It’s going to be common knowledge, [like] ‘Oh, okay, mommy does porn for a living.’”

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Check out more about a photo series exploring porn star moms: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8071469/Porn-moms-pose-children-powerful-photo-series.html