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Man Hospitalized With ‘3-Day Erection’ After Taking Bull Sex Stimulant

A man didn’t want any bull when it came to fucking—unfortunately, that meant he had an erection that lasted three days. He was hospitalized in Mexico after taking a sexual stimulant “used for breeding bulls.” Sources report that the man took the drugs with the intention of having a “successful sexual encounter with a young woman of 30 years.”

According to the hospital, the man had purchased the pills in Veracruz, Mexico, where farmers used the pills to encourage mating between their cattle. The man underwent emergency surgery but there have been no updates on his health since the procedure. Hopefully the man learned a valuable lesson about being the punchline in a cock and bull story—literally.

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Check out more about a man being hospitalized with a 3-day erection after taking a sexual stimulant intended for bulls:https://nypost.com/2020/01/13/man-hospitalized-with-3-day-erection-after-taking-bull-sex-stimulant/

Lesbian Porn Artist Suspended On Twitter For ‘Suggestive’ Banner

One of the most popular queer porn creators on Twitter revealed she was permanently suspended for violating the site’s “rules against graphic violence or adult content” through her profile’s header image. The banner shows two women in bed (the full version is a masturbation scene), one has a bare breast but no nipples showing, but it’s unclear what action is taking place. “If you have a suggestive banner, PLEASE CHANGE IT—Maybe I’m stupid but I thought twitter’s NSFW policy meant no explicit nudity in your profile, but it’s really vague, and too much titty could get your account banned,” the artist tweeted.

After three appeals, Twitter decided the account “does not appear to be in violation of the Twitter Rules” after all, and the permanent suspension was reversed. Twitter’s safety team is notorious for its vague moderation policies: “Twitter really doesn’t protect anyone in my field, it truly sucks,” the artist said. “Not just artists, but anyone creating any kind of queer erotica, writers and sex workers and all.” She adds, “It’s just that the [terms of service] is SO vague about what is or is not considered NSFW, it makes it very hard to know sometimes what is OK and what’s not.”

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Check out more about a lesbian porn artist being suspended on Twitter over a suggestive banner: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/twitter-lesbian-porn-artist-nsfw-ban/

Reddit Shares The Raunchiest, Most Awkward Gifts They’ve Received

Reddit users didn’t hold back in a thread asking them to share the “bizarre” and “awkward” presents they have received in their lifetimes. Many people recalled how embarrassed they felt when family members gave them sex toys, lingerie and condoms—with one man confessing he has gotten plenty of use out of the X-rated gift he got from his wife’s mom. “My mother-in-law got me an Alexis Texas Fleshlight,” he said. “I’ve used it plenty of times but I still feel weird thinking of where it came from.”

“Edible underwear. Like candy necklace shaped underwear, first Christmas with my husband’s extended family,” an embarrassed wife tweeted. Someone else confessed, “my grandmother gave me a leather whip on Christmas. Why grammy? Why?” Last but not least, a man said: “Got a penis pump last year from my aunt and uncle but it apparently was supposed to go to someone else. I was just like, ‘Whatever, mine now.’”

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Check out more from Reddit about the raunchy and awkward gifts they’ve gotten: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7790653/People-reveal-mortifying-inappropriate-gifts-theyve-open-others.html

Josh Brolin Tries ‘Perineum Sunning’ And Burns His ‘Pucker Hole’

Avengers star Josh Brolin has a message for today’s youth: tanning your taint isn’t a good idea. The actor learned the hard lesson when he tried “perineum sunning,” a new trend in which people expose the area between the anus and the sex organs to the sun. Social media influencers claim that “anus tanning” can regulate hormones as well as sleep patterns.

When Brolin heard about it, he decided to give it a go: “Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did.” He added, “My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain.” Dermatologists agree with Brolin, explaining that the sensitive area is more prone to sunburn and more susceptible to skin cancer than other areas of the body. Burn!

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Check out more about Josh Brolin burning his anus: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/josh-brolin-perineum-sunning_n_5de6de75e4b0913e6f870d67

Instagram Deletes Profiles Of 1,300 Adult Performers

Adult performers are slamming Instagram over what they claim is unfair enforcement of the platform’s community guidelines on nudity and sexual content. BBC reports that at least 1,300 adult performers say their profiles have been deleted by Instagram despite not ever showing nudity or sex. Performers say their posts are subject to a double-standard and that similar images posted by users who aren’t in the porn industry are allowed to remain on the platform without scrutiny.

Adult performers protested outside of Instagram’s office to draw attention to the unfair treatment. Rallies led to discussions between performers and the platform, but while some performers have gotten their accounts reinstated after filing a complaint with Instagram, the platform and its parent company Facebook have continued to draw a hard line over adult performers and sexual content on their sites. Other major platforms have also begun to reject nudity, including Tumblr which made the controversial decision to ban porn and sexual content.

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Check out more about Instagram deleting adult performers’ profiles: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7732473/Porn-stars-slam-Instagram-deleting-profiles-despite-not-breaking-guidelines-nudity.html

Hackers Are Able To Capture Video Of People Using Porn Websites

Porn users’ worst fear has come true: hackers can now secretly film people through their webcams while they watch porn. Security experts at Proofpoint claim to have found a piece of malicious software that allows hackers to capture video from their victims’ webcams without them knowing. The software, known as ‘PsiXBot,’ only works on computers running Microsoft Windows, and is often loaded on to a computer without the user knowing.

It can be installed through a sketchy website or by downloading a video, music file or software that is carrying it. Once PsiXBot has been installed on the victim’s machine, it sits in the background waiting for the user to open a web page with a specific pornography-related keyword in the title, which then triggers the software to start filming the user through the computer’s camera. Security experts say, “Now the threat is real and the program has already been distributed thousands of times,” warning users to be cautious when browsing porn.

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Check out more about how hackers can capture video of people watching porn: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7684711/Hackers-able-capture-video-people-using-porn-websites.html

PayPal Pulls Out Of Pornhub

PayPal has pulled support for adult performers’ payouts on Pornhub, abruptly screwing (no pun intended) sex workers out of getting their payments in a timely and efficient way. The porn site broke the news on Twitter, saying “URGENT: PayPal has stopped all Pornhub model payouts.” In a follow-up post Pornhub wrote, “We sincerely apologize if this causes any [payout] delays and we will have staff working around the clock to make sure all payouts are processed as fast as possible on the new payment methods.”

Pornhub added, “Decisions like that of PayPal and other major companies do nothing but harm efforts to end discrimination and stigma towards sex workers.” Sex workers weren’t particularly shocked, given PayPal’s reputation for discrimination against adult performers, providers, and adult content creators as a whole. The move once again signals PayPal further stigmatizing sex workers. Way to leave sex workers high and dry, PayPal…

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Check out more about PayPal pulling support for adult performers on Pornhub: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pornhub-paypal-cryptocurrency-sex-workers/

Thieves Steal $2 Million Worth Of Sex Toys

Some naughty thieves made off with a cargo of sex toys worth $2 million. The adult please products were stolen from a truck parked overnight destined for “adult toy” company Rocks-Off Ltd. Sex toy retailer Rocks-Off, established in 2003, has production facilities in the UK and China, with its HQ and warehouses in Britain.

The truck was en route to Rocks Off when the robbery happened. In a statement, the police said “(t)he incident happened between 1am and 6.30am in the lay-by, and involved a lorry traveling from Felixstowe to Kettering in order to deliver its load to Rocks-Off Ltd”. Now that’s hard luck!

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Check out more about a robbery involving $2 million worth of sex toys in the UK: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7663183/Saucy-thieves-steal-cargo-SEX-TOYS-worth-1million-truck-parked-roadside.html

Woman Ends Up In ER After Sex Triggers Allergic Reaction

A woman suffered an allergic reaction after having unprotected sex with her partner who was prescribed an antibiotic. The woman has an allergy to penicillin—and went into anaphylactic shock within an hour of fucking. At the ER, doctors learned about the husband’s medication, and decided that the woman’s reaction was caused by “seminal transfer of nafcillin,” which they wrote in their report published in The American Journal of Medicine.

After receiving treatment for her anaphylaxis, they sent her home with an EpiPen prescription, and advised her to steer clear of sex with her husband for at least a week after he completed his course of antibiotics. This is the third known case study of its kind, doctors said, including an incident involving a woman from Spain whose allergy to amoxicillin kicked-in after performing oral sex. When good sex goes bad…

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Check out more about a woman who had an allergic reaction to her partner’s cum: https://nypost.com/2019/11/07/woman-ends-up-in-er-after-unprotected-sex-triggers-penicillin-allergy/

Indonesia Is Trying To Outlaw Sex Outside Of Marriage

The President of Indonesia is trying to criminalize sex and living together outside marriage in an attempt to move the country toward stricter conservative laws. The country’s parliament agreed to the President’s bill, which they hope to become a law, very soon. “The state must protect citizens from behavior that is contrary to the supreme precepts of God,” a religious politician said.

As part of the code, a person who has sex with someone who is not their spouse could spend a year behind bars, if a close family member lodges a complaint. Same-sex couples will be heavily impacted by the law, as Indonesia does not recognize gay marriage. Additionally, unmarried couples who “live together as a husband and wife” could spend six months in jail or be fined 10 million rupiah — or $710 — equivalent to three months’ salary for many Indonesians.

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Check out more about Indonesia trying to outlaw sex before marriage: https://nypost.com/2019/09/19/indonesia-is-trying-to-outlaw-sex-outside-of-marriage/