Category: Oh No

8 Ridiculous Things Men Said After Sex

Sometimes during sex, you just say things—but how about afterward? It turns out the moments following casual sex can be pretty ridiculous. A TikTok user asked people to share “the worst thing a man said to you immediately after sex,” and it’s now trending. 

  1. A guy said to get dressed and call her own Uber because he had another girl coming to hook up in the next 10 minutes.
    Oof!
  2. A woman lost her virginity to a guy who said (immediately after they finished), “Are you sure you didn’t want to wait for someone who cared about you?”
    Tell her how you really feel…
  3. A woman asked a guy if he could make her orgasm after he finished, and he started laughing and said, “I’m not a prostitute.”
    Bless his heart?
  4. This guy went into the next room where his friends were sitting, imitated looking around for something, then said, “Oh shit, I think I lost my virginity in there.”
    Come on, guy!
  5. A guy hooked up with a man who hurried him out of the house after they finished because his wife was coming home.
    Seriously?
  6. The guy got off of a girl after lasting 35 seconds, then said, “Well, that’s all folks.”
    What a (Porky) pig!
  7. A guy fist-bumped her “coochie” after she lost her virginity to him.
    Way to go?
  8. A guy said to a girl, “Is it bad that I want you to leave?”
    Yes!

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Check out more ridiculous things men said after sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/things-people-said-after-sex

There’s Now COVID-Test Fetishists

There really is a fetish for everything—even COVID-19 tests. Some people genuinely derive pleasure from being deeply nasal-swabbed for the coronavirus. “It’s kind of like when you eat something spicy, and it clears your sinuses,” says one fetishist about why he enjoys the interaction with his “nussy”—a mashup of “nose” and “pussy.”

“I was almost mad the most recent time I got a swab because I felt like they were too gentle,” said a fetishist, comparing the sensation of being swabbed to drinking LaCroix too fast and getting bubbles in your nose. “Got my covid test and honestly it felt good. They did my nussy RIGHT. Might do it for fun again soon,” one fan tweeted. “The most action i’ve been getting is the nurse hitting my nussy during covid tests,” said another kinky tweet.

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Check out more about COVID-19 test fetishists: https://nypost.com/2020/12/22/too-gentle-covid-test-fans-love-getting-deep-nose-swabs/

Hungarian Parliament Official Caught At Gay Male Orgy During Lockdown

A Hungarian Parliament official has been a very naughty boy. Hungarian prime minister Viktor Orban has condemned MEP Jozsef Szajer’s “unacceptable and indefensible” behavior after he was caught breaking lockdown rules at a male orgy in Brussels. The founding member of Hungary’s right-wing Fidesz party was caught attending the sex party – before trying to escape down a drainpipe.

Orban said that Szajer’s actions went against the values of Fidesz’ political group, which portrays itself as a champion of traditional Christian values and families. Szajer was said to have gatecrashed the party with some other diplomats at a flat in an historic quarter known pre-lockdown for its gay bars. Images reveal a dimly-lit flat with mattresses strewn on the floor, a table where a bottle of lubricant or hand sanitizer appears to be standing, and a bare light bulb hanging from the ceiling.

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Check out more about a conservative Hungarian MEP attending a gay orgy during lockdown: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9010137/Hungary-MEP-orgy-Inside-flat-Jozsef-Szajer-caught.html

Puerto Rico Quickly Scraps Pandemic Safe Sex Campaign Amid Backlash

It seems a new safe sex campaign in Puerto Rico aimed at helping citizens during the pandemic was not received well. PR’s health department quickly scrapped the “offensive” safe sex campaign which promoted masturbation as a way to avoid becoming infected with COVID-19. The Departmento de Salud’s poster used a suggestive image of a thumb pressed into a grapefruit and drew scorn from the island’s conservative Catholic population.

The campaign’s health officials, which also advised people to wash their hands and their sex toys, was swiftly taken down because the “graphic” grapefruit image was in “poor taste.” “Although our only intention is to educate and prevent, the publication was offensive to some sectors of the population,” the department said in a statement, explaining it didn’t want the message to be lost by distractions. A health expert added: “It seems they didn’t anticipate there was going to be this backlash when Puerto Rico is truly very conservative regarding these issues.”

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Check out more about Puerto Rico scrapping its pandemic safe-sex campaign: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8889251/Puerto-Rico-scraps-offensive-pandemic-safe-sex-campaign-promoting-masturbation-avoid-Covid.html

Love Island Contestant Fired For Being A Gay Porn Star

Love Island star Noah Purvis has been fired after it was discovered that he’s actually a gay porn star. Fans noticed a striking similarity between Noah and a porn performer named “Ethan,” and shortly after, he was fired from the show. “It has been brought to our attention that cast member Noah Purvis provided false information on his application to LOVE ISLAND, which violates his contestant agreement. He has been removed from the show,” said CBS in a statement.

Many were outraged by the decision, with one user tweeting at the TV network: “You’re such a hypocrite. You’ve fired him for gay porn past but allow people on island to have sex? Homophobia at finest!” Another wrote, “If the show kicked Noah out because of his porn past then Imma be p***ed. Even though I don’t know him and don’t really care about him. Sex work is still work.” Way to be a hypocrite, CBS.

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Check out more about a Love Island contestant getting kicked off the show for being in porn: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8761897/Love-Island-USA-star-Noah-Purvis-FIRED-CBS-fans-accuse-gay-porn-star.html

Porn Star Charged In Murder Investigation

Former adult film star Aubrey Gold has been charged as part of a murder investigation involving her boyfriend. Gold rose to fame when she started doing adult films back in 2015. She retired with 65 movie credits to her name and millions of views on major adults film sites.

She is now being accused of facilitating the murder of the man she was dating, and hiring two men to carry out the crime. “It’s all about drugs and money,” said Sheriff John Tate, who led the news conference during Facebook Live. Gold and the other men involved have been arrested, and a trial will soon follow.

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Check out more about porn star Aubrey Gold being charged for the murder of her boyfriend: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/aubrey-gold-charged-in-murder/

Sex Workers Say Bella Thorne Is Ruining OnlyFans With “Scam”

After a $2 million OnlyFans debut last week, former Disney star Bella Thorne is getting backlash online from sex workers who say she has ruined the adult platform for them. Critics are calling out Thorne for “scamming” users over promised nudes that will not be delivered since she announced that she was actually only doing research for a character and will not do nudity. Thorne’s presence has allegedly caused some changes to the way creators on the platform get paid, which include longer payout periods and new maximum tip amounts. 

The star broke OnlyFans record by earning $1 million in 24 hours after lying to fans by promising nudes. Thorne is also facing critique for exploiting the platform as an “experiment” while some longtime sex workers on the platform are struggling to pay rent. As one sex worker says, “Sex Workers are unable to get pandemic relief because of criminalization and are struggling to get people to spend $5/month on their content, meanwhile a rich celebrity makes $1 million in a day cosplaying as one. Give money to working class sex workers, not celebrity LARPers.”

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Check out more about Bella Thorne scamming users on OnlyFans: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/bella-thorne-onlyfans-sex-worker-scam/

Russel Brand Slammed For Calling Cardi B’s Provocative Video “Porn”

The internet didn’t like Russel Brand’s analysis of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s music video for WAP—which stands for Wet Ass Pussy. The comedian shared a video of himself discussing the hit song and whether it was a “feminist masterpiece or porn.” But on social media, many said it was ironic of Brand to criticize women for celebrating their sexuality when he used to boast of his own promiscuity.

In the video, Brand says: “If male hip hop tropes are about the potency of male sexuality… and then the female video is a sort of celebration of sexual potency…” Brand’s comments sparked fury among many online who accused him of trying to mansplain feminism: “Congratulations to Russell Brand for mansplaining to women how they should enjoy WAP and their own sexuality.” Another said: “I’m bored of men thinking it’s their place to decide what is and what isn’t female empowerment.”

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Check out more about Russel Brand getting slammed for criticizing WAP: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8632671/Russell-Brand-slammed-discussed-Cardi-B-Megan-Thee-Stalions-song-WAP-porn.html

Trump Retweeted Clips Of A Doctor Who Believes In Sex Demons

President Trump and his son both shared a viral video of Dr. Stella Immanuel, who claims some medical conditions are caused by having sex with demons and witches. Immanuel, a pediatrician and a religious minister, has a history of making bizarre claims about medical topics and other issues. She has often claimed that gynecological problems like cysts and endometriosis are actually caused by people having sex in their dreams with demons and witches.

Immanuel claims that medical issues like endometriosis, cysts, infertility, and impotence are caused by sex with “spirit husbands” and “spirit wives”—a phenomenon Immanuel describes essentially as witches and demons having sex with people in a dreamworld. “They turn into a woman and then they sleep with the man and collect his sperm,” Immanuel said in her sermon. “Then they turn into the man and they sleep with a man and deposit the sperm and reproduce more of themselves.” According to Immanuel, people can tell if they have taken a demonic spirit husband or spirit wife if they have a sex dream about someone they know or a celebrity, wake up aroused, stop getting along with their real-world spouse, lose money, or generally experience any hardship.

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Check out more about Trump retweeting a doctor who believes in sex demons: https://www.thedailybeast.com/stella-immanuel-trumps-new-covid-doctor-believes-in-alien-dna-demon-sperm-and-hydroxychloroquine

Men Who Watch A Lot Of Porn More Likely To Suffer From Erectile Dysfunction

Men who watch a lot of porn are at increased risk of developing erectile dysfunction when having sex, a new study shows. Researchers believer easy access to adult films are desensitizing men so they are not aroused when fucking themselves. The study found more than a third of men (35 percent) are more stimulated by watching other people have sex on a screen than they are having it themselves.

Lead author said: “There was a highly significant relationship between time spent watching porn and increasing difficulty with erectile function with a partner.” The average amount of weekly porn watched was around 70 minutes, with most engaging in individual bouts of between five and 15 minutes. “There is no doubt that porn conditions the way we view sex,” He adds, “Only 65 per cent of men felt sex with a partner was more exciting than watching porn. In addition, 20 percent felt they needed to watch more extreme porn to get the same level of arousal as previously.”

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Check out more about a study showing men who watch more porn are more likely to suffer from sexual issues: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8530749/Men-watch-porn-likely-suffer-erectile-dysfunction-study-shows.html