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Finnish Cross-Country Skier Suffers Frozen Penis In Winter Olympics

Cross-country skiing literally works every muscle in the body, as one Finnish Olympic athlete can attest. Finland’s Remi Lindholm needed a heat pack at the end of the 30km race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part. Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race, following a similar incident in Finland last year.

“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished … it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in,” he told Finnish media. Lindholm explained that he used a heat pack to try to thaw out his dick once the race was over: “When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable,” he added. No pain, no gain?

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Check out more about a Finnish cross-country skier suffering from a frozen dick in the Winter Olympics: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/feb/20/finland-remi-lindholm-frozen-penis-cross-country-50km-skiing-winter-olympics

Popular ITV Star Couple ‘Draft In Lawyers After X-Rated Sex Tape Is Leaked’

A famous couple have reportedly called in lawyers after their sex tape was leaked online. The ITV stars, who have not been named, have had X-rated pictures and videos shared via direct messages through a social media account. The hardcore images were reportedly posted online, with their lawyers stepping in to take down the images from the internet over three weeks later.

The pair are said to be household names who are known to millions of viewers, having starred in many popular, big name TV shows. The X-rated video allegedly sees the male celebrity stripped naked and laying on a bed talking to an unseen participant, before performing a sex act on himself. The sex tape leak follows the recent controversy of a Strictly Come Dancing star who’s private adult content was leaked to a porn site.

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Check out more about a famous couple who called in lawyers after their sex tape was leaked online: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10454047/Popular-TV-star-couple-draft-lawyers-X-rated-sex-tape-leaked-online.html

‘Jackass’ Star Steve-O Launches XXX Site

Steve-O, who is known for appearing in the popular homegrown stunt series “Jackass,” has started a new website called “Steve-O Raw”—with the homepage proudly displaying him lying totally naked and spread-eagled in a giant coconut. The entry page also shows him “engaging in a sexual act.” Yet another X-rated photo shows him nakedly bench-pressing a nude woman.

“This page hosts all of my explicit, uncensored content, and there’s a lot of that,” he said. “On OnlyFans you have to pay to unlock each piece of content, and there’s no live-streaming. On my page, everything is already unlocked and playable once you’ve subscribed, and I have live-streaming, as well as regular giveaways and contests,” he added. He’s excited to not have to deal with any social media censorship: “I’m just thrilled to finally be able to post the things I think are funny and awesome, without getting in trouble.”

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Check out more about Steve-O’s new explicit adult site Steve-O Raw: https://pagesix.com/2021/12/21/jackass-star-steve-o-launching-xxx-rated-site

Horny Tourists Are Destroying Spanish Sand Dunes

Sex-crazed tourists need to keep their horny asses off of Spain’s beaches, scientists say. International researchers are urging tourists on the Canary Islands to abstain from sex-on-the-beach, as they are destroying fragile sand dune habitats. “These practices produce some environmental impacts,” reads the study.

Titled “Sand, Sun, Sea and Sex with Strangers, the ‘five S’s,” the research examined the effect of “cruising,” aka “anonymous sexual encounters, mostly among homosexuals” on the Dunas de Maspalomas Special Nature Reserve, a conservation area on Gran Canaria. They found that these same-sex hookups were causing damage to “eight native plant species, three of which are endemic.” According to the research, “the bigger the sex spot, the higher the number of people who made use of it, the greater the likelihood of it being a low-lying area covered by vegetation, and the larger the amount of waste.”

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Check out more about a study showing horny tourists are damaging Spanish sand dunes: https://nypost.com/2021/11/09/sex-tourism-damaging-spanish-beaches-scientists

Russian TikToker Jailed For Simulating Sex Act In Moscow’s Red Square

You don’t want to fuck around in Russia’s Red Square—literally. A TikToker and his girlfriend have been jailed for 10 months for simulating oral sex in front of a cathedral in Moscow’s Red Square. The TikToker took a pic of his girlfriend kneeling in front of him like she was giving him head with the Red Square in the background.

The TikToker posts mostly pranks on his social media, while his blonde girlfriend was described by the media as an Instagram model. The Russian court chastised the pair for committing “public actions expressing clear disrespect for society.” Geez, don’t get your panties in a bunch, Russia…

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Check out more about a Russian TikToker getting jailed for simulating oral sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10144941/Russian-Tik-Toker-girlfriend-jailed-10-months-simulating-sex-act-Moscow.html

Local Washington State Station Accidentally Airs Porn During Weather Report

In today’s forecast, it’s raining T&A! A local news station in Washington State accidentally aired about 13 seconds of porn during a weather report. Meteorologist Michelle Boss reported that the state was expecting “some bonus days of nice weather after a gorgeous weekend of mild temperatures,” seemingly completely unaware of the XXX playing behind her.

In the X-rated video, a woman lies in bed showing her bare ass, before spreading her cheeks for a close-up. Boss’s co-anchor also showed no reaction to the clip as the CBS-affiliated station continued to show more weather footage. The station later apologized for the unfortunate boner (wink wink) and issued a statement by the Spokane City Police Department about an investigation as to “how the image appeared and where it came from.”

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Check out more about a local Washington State station airing porn during the weather report: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10108153/Cops-investigating-Washington-State-TV-station-airs-13-seconds-PORN-weather-report.html

Viral Doctor Explains ‘World’s Most Dangerous Sex Position’ on TikTok

A doctor is going viral after explaining the world’s most dangerous sex position on TikTok. UK-based surgeon Dr. Karan Raj—who has 4.3 million followers on TikTok—says that “reverse cowgirl” is responsible for 50% of penis fractures. This is because a man’s cock can easily slip out and get injured by a partner’s excited thrusting.

In a viral video that has already racked up more than 2.1 million views, Raj explains that a penis is technically boneless, but the word “fracture” is used to describe a tear in the tunica albuginea—a piece of tissue that allows the penis to become enlarged and erect. The doctor’s TikTok fans were left disappointed by the news, with several sexed-up commenters revealing reverse cowgirl was their “favorite.” “My husband is now scared to come near me because of that!” one viewer joked.

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Check out more about a doctor claiming reverse cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position: https://nypost.com/2021/10/06/this-is-the-worlds-most-dangerous-sex-position-viral-doctor-warns/

Woman Sues GEICO After Getting HPV From Having Sex In Car They Insured

15 minutes is all it takes to get…HPV? A woman is suing GEICO for $1 million after she had sex with a man and contracted an STD in his car insured by the provider. The insurance company has since filed a counter suit, and has accused the pair of colluding for a massive payout.

The woman filed a liability suit against the popular agency after having unprotected sex with the man in the backseat of his 2014 Hyundai Genesis, and testing positive for HPV as a result. In GEICO’s counter suit, they cite that the man’s car insurance only covers injuries that happen “out of the ownership, maintenance, or use of” the car. What’s more, both of the defendants admittedly had sex in the man’s home as well as other locations, raising the issue of when and where the virus was actually transmitted.

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Check out more about a woman suing GEICO after getting an STD from sex in a car insured by the company: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10064853/Woman-sues-GEICO-1M-claiming-got-HPV-having-sex-car-insured.html

Car Flipped While Couple Was Having Sex Inside It

Talk about car-nal desire. A copulating couple’s car flipped over as they were having sex. The amorous pair had to be rescued from the vehicle after the X-rated mishap.

The fumbling fornicators had been “strengthening their relationship” one evening after parking their Toyota Yaris on a secluded road in the UK. But, mid-fuck, one of them knocked the handbrake, sending the small car rolling down a hill and onto its side. Not surprisingly, social media users mocked the randy pair: “Would love to see the insurance claim form…” someone joked.

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Check out more about a couple who flipped their car while fucking inside it: https://nypost.com/2021/09/23/uk-car-flipped-while-couple-was-having-sex-inside-it/