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‘Ginger Mullet Man’ Wanted By Police After Stealing High-End Sex Toys

There’s a sex-toy bandit on the loose—one with face-tattoos and a “wild ginger mullet.” According to police, the man allegedly stole almost $500 worth of high-end sex toys. Police have released the images of the wanted man, who has the words “death before dishonour” on his right temple and ‘never take my soul” on the same cheek.

In the incident which occurred in an adult store in the UK, the man allegedly asked to see three toys from a glass cabinet before taking off with the loot priced at $480. The high-range toys included a $100 “buddy wand” USB personal massager, a $130 Tryst “multi-erogenous zone” massager and a pulse wave vibe priced at $250. Over a week later, the same man allegedly robbed a convenience store, making off with a $125 Huawei Y3 phone and two sour gecko lollipops.

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Check out more about a man stealing high-end sex toys: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7235281/Police-release-images-face-tattooed-thug-accused-stealing-480-sex-toys.html

Cheating Husband Lies Naked On Car After Wife Catches Him

A wife had an interesting punishment in mind for her cheating husband—public humiliation. While this might sound like BDSM role playing, the husband agreed to lie naked on a car in a busy Colombian street while locals laughed at him. The man begged his wife for forgiveness and agreed to participate in the embarrassing stunt in hopes of saving their marriage.

Traffic was brought to a halt on the busy road as motorists stopped and recorded the humiliating event. Footage captured on mobile phones shows the remorseful husband lying across a car’s roof while hiding his head under a towel. Colombian National Police were eventually called to the scene, fining the naughty husband $151 for causing a public nuisance on a street.

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Check out more about a cheating husband’s public humiliation: https://nypost.com/2019/05/29/cheating-hubby-agrees-to-lie-naked-on-car-after-wife-catches-him/

Female Squash Champions Receive Vibrators As Tournament Prize

A group of women squash stars were definitely not tickled by their tournament prize. The champion players slammed a Spanish tournament as sexist after being given vibrators for their victory. In addition to a “Pure Fantasy” vibrator from Durex, the prizes included a waxing set and an electronic exfoliator for their feet.

The vibrator is sold as an “elegant personal stimulator designed to give you sensual pleasure.” The tournament’s organizers apologized for the incident and added, “At no moment was it done from a sexist standpoint.” Sorry, Spain—it’s hard for women to get excited by sexism.

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Check out more about female squash champions receiving vibrators after winning a tournament: https://nypost.com/2019/05/22/female-squash-stars-furious-after-given-vibrators-as-tournament-prize/

Brazil’s President Says Tourists Should Only Visit To ‘Have Sex With A Woman’

Brazil’s far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, warned gay tourists to stay away from his country because he did not want it to become a “gay tourism paradise.” “If you want to come here and have sex with a woman, go for your life,” the anti-LGBTQ leader told journalists. “But we can’t let this place become known as a gay tourism paradise. Brazil can’t be a country of the gay world, of gay tourism. We have families.”

His warning was met with immediate backlash from Brazil’s LGBT community: “This is not a head of state—this is a national disgrace,” said a gay lawmaker. On his first day in office, Bolsonaro signed executive orders limiting the rights of LGBTQ people, indigenous people, and the descendants of slaves. “We believe love will always win against hate and there is nothing that he can do to beat that,” said a gay activist of Rio-based advocacy group Arco-Íris. “We will never ever return to the closet.”

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Check out more about Brazil’s anti-LGBTQ president saying tourists should only come to “have sex with a woman”: https://thegailygrind.com/2019/04/26/brazils-anti-lgbtq-president-warns-gay-tourists-to-stay-away-only-visit-to-have-sex-with-a-women/

Woman Sues Boyfriend After He Butt-Dialed Her During Sex With Another Man

A woman in Tennessee got an earful when her boyfriend butt-dialed her while cheating on her with a man. She’s now suing her ex for $1 million on charges of battery, intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress, negligence and fraud. According to the court documents, “Defendant dialed Plaintiff’s cell phone from his cell phone, apparently accidentally, while he was in the midst of a sexual encounter with an unknown male.”

The woman claims she listened to the tryst, which included “explicit sexual conversation” and her boyfriend “narrating various actions” for an hour and 28 minutes. She also tried to confront the defendant about what she heard—and her subsequent STD diagnosis—but he allegedly refused to discuss the matter and cut off communication with her. The suit contends that she had stayed within the boundaries of her monogamous and heterosexual relationship with the defendant at “all times,” and is demanding a trial by jury based on her claims for damages.

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Check out more about a woman suing her boyfriend for butt-dialing her during a gay affair: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6892565/Woman-sues-boyfriend-1-million-butt-dials-having-sex-man.html

Dominatrix Who Spent $15k On BDSM Dungeon Is Being Forced Out Of NYC Apartment

A dominatrix who spent $15,000 creating a BDSM dungeon in her home claims she is being harassed by disapproving neighbors. She turned two floors of her Brooklyn townhouse into a “BDSM parlour.” Though the dungeon has a strictly ‘no sex’ policy and is simply about being kinky and having fun, her neighbors aren’t happy about having kinksters in the neighborhood.

The dominatrix explains, “We primarily teach men and women about BDSM and how to better understand their lovers and themselves, but we’re being labelled as perverts for that.” The dungeon contains a number of items including a throne, a crucifix and “hundreds of sex toys.” She says, “I just wish the members of this community would come along to see what we do instead of leaving threatening notes on our door and yelling at my customers, forcing us to cancel workshops.”

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Check out more about a dominatrix being forced out of her apartment because of prude neighbors: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6808869/Dominatrix-spends-15-000-turning-apartment-BDSM-dungeon.html

Trump Jr. Shares Fake Pornhub Image To Celebrate His Dad’s Success

Trump Jr. has a history of sharing offbeat, controversial posts online, but his latest one involving Pornhub might just take the cake. In a post added to his story, Trump Jr. shared a Pornhub-style meme of his father with the caption “I had to…” The image shows President Trump smirking on a video titled “Orange Man Fucks Entire Democratic Party.”

The meme is likely in response to the recent conclusion of the Russia investigation, which ended without a collusion charge. It seems Don Jr. is far from finished sharing gloating memes about his father and his policies. But even we were surprised to see how he managed to slip in an X-rated reference to porn.

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Check out more about Trump Jr.’s fake Pornhub post: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/donald-trump-jr-pornhub-meme/

Woman’s Attempt To Recreate Kinky Sex Scene Goes Very Wrong

A kinky woman took things a little too far in an attempt to recreate a “Fifty Shades of Grey” sex scene near a Spanish nude beach. The woman bound herself to her steering wheel and gagged herself with tape—only she bound and gagged herself a little too well. A passerby found her blaring her car’s horn repeatedly by slamming her face into the steering wheel, with her wrists lashed to the steering wheel with cable ties, and duct tape coiled around her neck.

The terrified bystander worried that this was a serious crime scene — but cops soon determined that the woman had done it to herself. “I wanted to recreate a scene from ’50 Shades of Grey’ but it got out of hand,” the woman told her rescuers. A camper on the beach — notorious as an outdoor sex spot — told the paper that the woman may have been bound to the wheel for quite a while, as he heard a horn blaring for about two hours.

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Check out more about a woman’s BDSM attempt-gone-wrong: https://nypost.com/2019/03/07/womans-attempt-to-recreate-fifty-shades-sex-scene-goes-horribly-wrong/

Man Discovers His Grandfather Using His Sex Toy As Vase for Grandmother’s Ashes

You can imagine a man’s surprise to discover his Tenga sex toy was being used as a vase to hold his grandmother’s ashes. The Japanese man noticed the striped bright red device with fresh flowers poking out the top on his grandfather’s altar. The grandson found out that his grandfather had taken a pair of pliers and torn a hole in the top of the masturbation device to fit the flowers in.

The grandson joked on Twitter: “Of course, if Tengas came with a large opening at the tip, they would be extremely messy to use for their original purpose.” Twitter users suggested the grandfather may have read the word ‘Tenga’ printed on the side, and assumed it was just the Japanese word meaning ‘grace’ or ‘elegance.’ The grandson revealed he has since gotten rid of the makeshift vase – but was too embarrassed to tell his grandfather what it really was.

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Check out more about a man discovering his grandfather using his sex toy as a vase for his grandmother’s ashes: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6772375/Japanese-man-discovers-grandfather-using-sex-toy-vase-grandmothers-ashes.html

Malware Attacks Porn Users’ Accounts For Their Credentials

The latest malware hackers aren’t interested in your bank information or social security number—now they want your porn login information. A report calls this “credential hunting,” explaining these sort of attacks doubled in numbers in 2018 and can be traced to popular porn sites. Daily Dot explains, “users might download malware disguised as a porn-related link—and with it, botnets that track a user’s activity and steal credentials.”

Online criminals sell user information on the dark web for around $10. There are even “sextortion” scams that claim to have videos of people watching porn, which hackers threaten to release to the victim’s contacts if a ransom isn’t paid. “The number of users being attacked with malware that hunts for their pornographic content credentials is on the rise and this means premium subscriptions are now a valuable asset for cybercriminals,” researchers say in the report.

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Check out more about malware hackers stealing porn users’ credentials: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/malware-attacks-pornhub-users-accounts-for-their-credentials/