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Tennessee Cops Fired Over Repeated Fuck Fests

A freaky female officer in Tennessee allegedly had sexual liaisons with eight male officers, including multiple fuck fests while on duty. The steamy shenanigans—in which the female officer reportedly bragged about the size of one partner’s dick and claimed to be in an “open marriage”—not only led to her firing but the release of four other officers involved, as well. The extracurricular trysts took place at hotels, parties at other officers’ homes, and even on a boat. She also performed oral sex on two officers while on duty at the police station and police gym.

Officials began looking into the swinging personal lives of the horny officers after receiving a tip that the woman was sleeping with several fellow cops, and had a threesome with one officer and his wife, among other scandalous claims. When asked about the tip, the other officers reluctantly admitted to having sex with the woman on “numerous occasions.” It was further revealed that the woman and many male officers had shared steamy texts and images of themselves.

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MP’s Have Prostitutes Waiting In Hotel Room During Foreign Trips

MPs found sex workers waiting in their hotel rooms on a foreign trip, according to recent claims. The politicians are said to have been part of an All-Party Parliamentary Group (APPG) visit to a dictatorship when the XXX circumstances arose. There is no suggestion the MPs knew the prostitutes would be there, or that they used their services—but the claim highlights the potential risks with complaints that some trips are blighted by “sex and heavy drinking.”

The Times reported that on another visit to an important ally of the UK an MP had to be rebuked for repeatedly propositioning young female interns. An investigation found that when hosted abroad by diplomats, some would stay on to “pursue their interest in local women,” adding that others routinely engaged in drunken and lewd misbehavior—much to the annoyance of local officials. “If a hostile state is lucky they may get photos and they will make sure they know exactly what has happened. And then they might get something from that,” a government source said.

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Check out more about MP’s XXX behavior on foreign trips: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11578901/MPs-sex-workers-waiting-hotel-rooms-foreign-trip.html

Don’t Masturbate With X-Mas Ornaments, Doctor Says

A doctor in the UK is warning against a very stupid, XXX-mas trend: masturbating with ornaments. “It is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,” Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online. She was listing the dildo’s and don’ts of the scandalous Yuletide tradition, which sees people hospitalized after getting frisky with everything from glass baubles to candy canes.

“Christmas ornaments can have sharp aspects or pieces that can break during masturbation, which can cause soreness, the risk of trauma and are just generally unsuitable for your vagina,” warned Welsh. In other words, leave your elf on the shelf come Christmastime. Even Christmas confections pose a threat “due to the hygiene issues, concern about pieces breaking off, or the sugar content of items such as candy canes,” the gyno warned holiday pleasure hunters.

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Check out more about a doctor’s warning about masturbating with X-mas ornaments: https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/dont-masturbate-with-christmas-ornaments-doctor-warns/

Indonesia Will Make Sex Outside Marriage Illegal

Indonesia’s parliament is expected to pass a new criminal code this month that will penalize sex outside marriage with a punishment of up to one year in jail. The ban also applies to tourists, officials have confirmed. Cohabitation before marriage will also be banned.

“We’re proud to have a criminal code that’s in line with Indonesian values,” said Indonesia’s deputy justice minister. A previous draft of the code was set to be passed in 2019 but sparked nationwide protests—tens of thousands of people demonstrated at the time against a raft of laws, especially those seen to regulate morality and free speech, which they said would curtail civil liberties. Indonesia, the world’s most populous Muslim-majority nation, has hundreds of regulations at the local level that discriminate against women, religious minorities, and LGBT people.

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Check out more about Indonesia banning sex outside marriage: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11493855/Indonesia-set-penalise-sex-outside-marriage-overhaul-criminal-code.html

Sex Workers Say Wells Fargo Shut Their Bank Accounts

Sex workers took to Twitter to slam Wells Fargo for inexplicably terminating their bank accounts. An adult performer who is also the president of the Adult Performance Artists’ Guild (APAG) said in a tearful Twitter video: “I don’t bounce checks, I’ve never done anything bad with my bank account, I don’t have fraud alerts or do chargebacks.” She read a letter that she received from Wells Fargo informing her that after a 30-year banking relationship, her account would be discontinued.

“A bank that I’ve done business with for 30 years decided that I’m not worthy of a relationship with them,” she said, adding: “How am I supposed to pay my bills? How am I supposed to get paid?” In the letter, the bank stated that it “performs ongoing reviews of its account relationships in connection with the Bank’s responsibilities to manage risks in its banking operations.” Many other high-profile sex workers—including a married couple who jointly run the Las Vegas-based pornographic production company YummyGirl Studios—also told Rolling Stone magazine that they, too, were informed by Wells Fargo that their account would be decommissioned.

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Check out more about Wells Fargo closing sex workers’ bank accounts: https://nypost.com/2022/09/06/sex-workers-say-wells-fargo-shut-their-bank-accounts/

Esteemed Doctor Had Sex With Long Time Patient On Office Floor

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An esteemed doctor who had sex with a patient on the floor of his office and continued a relationship with her has ended his 45-year career in disgrace. The doctor was working as a general practitioner when he had a sexual relationship with a long-term patient for years. Allegedly, he told his patient to get on the floor where they had sex—they also had sex on the consultation table.

The State Administrative Tribunal found that the doctor exchanged “numerous inappropriate text messages and emails of a sexual and/or inappropriate nature” with the woman. It was also noted that the doctor “persisted” with the relationship for five years. “We find that his conduct was substantially below the standard reasonably expected of a medical practitioner with general and specialist registration of an equivalent level of experience,” the tribunal said.

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Woman Almost Dies From Orgasm

A woman almost died from an orgasm, medics have revealed in a rare, new case report. She felt a “pop” in her chest during sex, which turned out to be a life-threatening injury to her main artery. The unidentified 45-year-old was having sex with her husband with her legs “pressed against her chest” when she felt a strange popping sensation as she climaxed.

Tests carried out revealed her blood pressure was 220/140mmHg. Doctors found a leak in her aorta, the largest artery carrying blood through the body. Doctors who treated her claim the “shear stress” of sex can make a weakened aorta vulnerable to leaking.

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Check out more about a woman almost dying from an orgasm: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11080329/The-woman-died-orgasm-Aorta-started-leaking-climax-husband.html

Here is the case report: https://amjcaserep.com/abstract/full/idArt/936167

Alex Jones Sent Nude Photo Of His Wife To Roger Stone

Alex Jones—who has made his fortune off of publicly harassing the victims’ parents of the Sandy Hook mass shooting—continues to keep it classy. Lawyers for the notorious American conspiracy theorist accidentally gave his legal adversaries a nude photo of his wife that he had texted to the conservative political operative Roger Stone, an attorney involved in the matter has acknowledged. The lawyer and recipient of the accidental leak confirmed that one of the texts in question contained a naked photo of Jones’s wife sent to Stone, once an adviser to former president Donald Trump.

The lawyer recently won a nearly $50m judgment against Jones for the family of a six-year-old boy killed during the 2012 Sandy Hook school shooting, which for years Jones falsely claimed was a hoax aimed at forcing nationwide gun control reform. Before his remarks, Jones had gone on a tirade about the leak on his rightwing conspiratorial online radio show Infowars, saying those suing him now had a nude photo of his wife. It must be a conspiracy!

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Check out more about Alex Jones sending Roger Stone a nude photo of his wife: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/aug/09/alex-jones-nude-photo-wife-roger-stone