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8 Types Of Sex Every Couple Has In The First Two Years

Flo Berry:BuzzFeed - QuickieThe first few years in a relationship, the sex is still really hot but you’re both, um, a lot more comfortable with each other. From trying out ambitious new sex acts to embracing stinky morning breath, couples everywhere will recognize these types of sex. Here’s the most relatable ones.

  1. The Minimum-Effort Quickie
    This one’s for when you both want to cum before bed. It’s nice and lazy—but still satisfying!
  2. The Probably Too Drunk To Fuck
    You’re both really horny, clumsily groping each other, trying not to elbow the other in the eye as you tear your clothes off.
  3. Probably Too Full To Fuck—But Let’s Fuck Anyway
    This one’s a testament to how comfortable you can feel with someone after a few years—bloated, lazy, and sleepy, but down to fuck!
  4. The Ambitious Fuck
    You could wind up on Sex Sent Me To The ER, but you just don’t care!
  5. The Extremely Quiet Sex At Your Parent’s House
    For when you just gotta get some—but the circumstances are less than ideal…
  6. The Really Bad Morning Breath Sex
    The sex is so good you just stop caring about stinky morning breath!
  7. Really Hot Makeup Sex
    For when the sex is so good you don’t even remember what you were fighting about!
  8. The Middle-Of-The-Afternoon Surprise Sex
    Pretty much the best thing you can do on the weekend!

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Check out more about the types of sex every couple has in the first two years: https://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/types-of-sex-every-couple-has-in-the-first-two-years

7 Threesome Tips

feetWhen it comes to threesomes, the hot possibilities are endless. The best advice to ensure that everybody has a good time is to be prepared for whatever happens. Here are some tips for a successful threesome.

  1. Make sure everyone involved actually wants to have a threesome
    It’s not going to work if one person is only doing it to make their partner happy. Make sure everyone’s comfortable for a good time.
  2. Don’t do it if your relationship’s not solid
    As one person on BuzzFeed said, “Do not have a threesome to spice things up with your partner if your relationship is on the rocks — this can cause a lot of tension, jealousy, and hurt feelings.”
  3. Set some boundaries beforehand
    If you’re having a threesome with your partner, make sure you communicate ahead of time about what everyone’s comfortable with—whether kissing, oral, or penetration is okay, for example. Figuring out what everyone wants before getting into bed will help prevent awkwardness.
  4. Think long and hard before inviting a close friend to a threesome with your partner
    It’s probably not a good idea, for the relationship or the friendship….
  5. Watch porn together for inspiration on what positions to try
    Threesomes are hot—watch porn for inspiration!
  6. Don’t get too drunk
    Not advised for a threesome or generally any kind of sex.
  7. Bring sex toys
    “Toys help a lot. It cuts down on someone feeling like the odd-man out and keeps your hands busy with actually pleasuring someone versus just heavy petting them.” Great advice!

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Check out more tips for a successful threesome: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/honestly-are-threesomes-worth-it

6 Things Every Woman Should Know Before Trying Butt Sex

KreampieKittyKatt01It seems butt sex is all the rage these days. Anal is great, but there’s still some things you should know that will make the experience so much more enjoyable. Here are some tips for ladies who are new to the pleasures of backdoor sex.

  1. Start on your own
    According to sexperts, the key to enjoying anal is being comfortable with your body and what feels good for you. Try incorporating anal play into masturbation and see what types of sensations you like before trying anything with a partner.
  2. Choose a sex toy that vibrates
    For women, a vibrating sex toy can be a familiar sensation. According to a sexpert, adding that sensation can “help to relax the pubococcygeus muscles which wrap in a figure eight around the vaginal opening and around the anus.”
  3. Be prepared
    Anal requires some prep-time: condoms, dildos or strap-ons, and of course, a ton of lube. And if you’re doing it in the shower, make sure you use a silicone-based lube not water-based.
  4. Don’t use enemas
    A lot of women think an enema is a good thing, but it’s actually not. “Many women believe that they’re pushing fecal elements out of the way, but in actuality there’s very little fecal elements in that part of the rectum, it tends to come from higher up,” Van Kirk said. Pushing things farther back is unnecessary and can lead to problems later on.
  5. Some positions are better than others
    Spooning is a great position for beginners because you can control how fast and deep your partner goes. Reverse cowgirl is also great for this.
  6. You can have an orgasm from butt sex!
    As it turns out, you can have a G-spot orgasm from butt sex because the bottom of the rectum corresponds with the top of the pussy where your G-spot is! The best positions to find the G-spot are reverse cowgirl or standing and facing away from your partner.

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Check out more butt sex tips for women: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/13-things-every-woman-should-know-before-trying-butt-sex_us_595d09c8e4b0da2c7326849c

5 BDSM Tumblrs To Satisfy All Your Kinks

5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zWe’ve got good news for all you kinksters: Tumblr is a haven for free BDSM porn. The site’s platform lets users share popular content, making it easy for porn fans to find and reblog a variety of BDSM possibilities. From women whipped and tied to men serving as submissives, here’s the best Tumblr blogs for all your BDSM pleasures.

  1. Kawaii BDSM
    In pastel colors and pink rope, this blog focuses on submissive women in a variety of kinky and domineering positions. “Everything from women in hidden bondage to littles grinding against their teddies appears here, with plenty of room for lingerie, rope binding, and leashes,” says Daily Dot.
  2. Sweetly Submissive
    This blog shows off the power fantasies of the dom getting off on a sub flinching, moaning, and squirming from being dominated. It focuses on women being used by dominant men, including women being “forced” to give a blow job, rough sex, pacifiers, daddy dom, and so much more.
  3. Erotic Beauty and BDSM
    If you’re looking for the artistic side of BDSM, look no further. From roleplay to bodies being held in bondage gear, this blog focuses on photos of women restrained for their dominants in beautiful black and white shots.
  4. Beginner BDSM
    This one features dominant women in hot and sexy scenes. One shows a domme wearing a latex glove fingering her sub’s mouth; another post has a domme on top of her sub while he wears a cock cage. Naughty!
  5. Taste This Kitty
    Just as the name implies, oral sex is the star of the show at this blog. As Daily Dot says, “There are loads of images that depict partners getting down, sometimes with the help of a friend or two.”

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Check out more about the best BDSM tumblrs: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/bdsm-tumblr/

6 True Stories Of One Night Stands

michelleOne night stands: we’ve all had them. From hot sexual encounters to really awkward morning afters, every one night stand is different. Here are real stories from a variety of women sharing their orgasms, embarrassments, and more.

  1. “I had sex with a guy dressed as a pumpkin at a Halloween party. Unbeknownst to me, while we made out, his orange face paint smeared all over my face and would not come off, no matter how much soap I used.” That is one red, er, orange-faced walk of shame!
  2. “So I go home with this random girl. Wake up at her place in the morning, and when I get the into the kitchen, her mother is sitting at the table with a kid. Greets me with, ‘Want breakfast?'” Ummm, do you have pancakes?
  3. “When I got to his room, there was a big chalkboard on the wall covered in names and I didn’t think anything of it. When I was leaving, he asked me to sign it.” One more notch on the…chalkboard?
  4. “Met a hot guy in a club. We fuck. I fall asleep. In the morning, I wake up and all of my food in the kitchen is gone. Literally, all of it. From the fridge, from pantries, from cabinets, etc.” He must have worked up quite the appetite!
  5. “I went back to this girl’s place, hammered. I remember it kind of looking like a church. Turns out, it was (she was interning there). Basically, I had to ramble through a walk of shame the next morning (Sunday morning) past a bunch of people attending morning Mass.” Jesus, that’s awkward!
  6. “I’ve had so many crazy weekends in Montauk, but having sex with a hot guy on his share house’s porch when everyone went to sleep takes the cake. I hadn’t intended on going that far with him, but as soon as he sexily untied my wrap dress from the front, I readily took it off.” Porch sex is the best sex!

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Check out more real stories of one night stands: https://www.refinery29.com/one-night-stand#slide-23

9 Hilarious Sex Jokes

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2034374-980xPeople on the internet are hilarious—especially when it comes to cracking sex jokes. Take, for example, this apt comparison between sex and laundry detergent: 4 pumps = 1 load. Here are other hilarious sex jokes, courtesy of the internet!

  1. “Cake is better than sex because I can remember the last time I had cake.”
    Let them eat cake—off your naked body! Or better yet, splosh with it!
  2. “Sex is a lot like Mario Kart: you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.”
    Describes it perfectly!
  3. “Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing.”
    It’s funny ’cause it’s true!
  4. “I got birth control so I can stop being my boyfriend’s Toaster Strudel and start being his Twinkie.”
    Mmm, delicious!
  5. “*in the middle of sex
    “Go deeper”
    Okay
    *pulls out*
    *sits in a chair and sips coffee*
    *opens poetry book*
    Two roads diverged in a wood and I-”
    There’s deeper and then there’s deeper.
  6. “Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba.”
    Practice makes perfect!
  7. “Me: Netflix & chill?
    Her: sure
    [later that night]
    Her: so you don’t have Netflix?
    Me [pulling out 20 condoms]: I don’t have chill either”
    The truth will set you free—and get you laid!
  8. “*has sex with you*
    *declines your FB friend request*”
    Keeping it casual!
  9. “when two country music stars have sex they morph into a ford f-150.”
    Exciting!

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Here’s more of the best sex jokes on the internet: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kevinsmith/about-8-inches-makes-june-5th-wettest-in-history

The Most Cringe-Worthy Sex Scenes In Movie History

hanleiaMovies are like real life—especially when it comes to depicting awkward sex. Sometimes you fall off the bed, make weird noises, move in unexpected ways, so why not depict those cringe-worthy moments on screen? Here are the most squirm-inducing sex scenes, ever.

  1. The Rock
    “Nicolas Cage is supposed to be expressing pleasure, but really just looks like he’s studying a very interesting plaque at a museum?” says Refinery29. Maybe he should’ve tried method acting to get into the scene more?
  2. The Counselor
    Javier Bardem narrates the moment Cameron Diaz has sex…with his car. This is definitely one of the strangest sex scenes ever!
  3. Zach and Miri Make a Porno
    After Zach (Seth Rogan) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) get the bright idea to make a porno, the awkward scene ensues: stilted foreplay and Zach’s awkward dance of surprise when Miri starts to unbuckle his pants.
  4. Gigli
    Gigli is considered one of the worst movies ever, and if the sex scene is any indication, we can see why. It features Jennifer Lopez using the phrase “turkey time” to refer to sex with Ben Affleck, but it doesn’t stop there: when Affleck’s character is confused, she clarifies by saying, “Gobble, gobble” suggestively.
  5. Avatar
    “With this symbolic union of tree and tentacle, James Cameron tries to invent a new version of intergalactic sex,” says Refinery29. Unfortunately, it’s ambitious, but definitely not sexy.
  6. The 40 Year Old Virgin
    This is one the most intentionally cringe-worthy scenes, ever! Poor inexperienced Andy with sex-crazed Elizabeth Banks.
  7. American Pie
    What do you get when a horny teenage boy decides to fuck a pie? Movie history.

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Check out more of the most awkward sex scenes: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/05/152250/worst-movie-sex-scenes#slide-14

‘Sex Witch’ Casts Spells To Enhance Orgasms

pumpkinA former stripper has traded in exotic dancing for erotic spell-casting. Shaney Marie now makes a living coaching people on pagan eroticism, which uses spells to boost orgasms. As a pagan priestess, she practices the art of erotic witchcraft, and teaches ‘magic sexuality’ all across the world.

“Sex witchery involves using ancient pagan ways of being to unlock greater pleasure pathways,” explains Shaney. Her clients are taught rituals like praying at love-altars, erotic dance workshops and using crystals and sex toys to heighten sexual climaxes. She also casts spells, known as sex magic, to help people reach new heights, spiritually and sexually.

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Check out more about the sex witch: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4849744/Ex-stripper-professional-sex-witch-teaches-orgasm-spells.html

6 Genius Sex Moves To Try On Your Man This Fall

holdinghandsLooking for some clever and sexy ways to make your man fall all over himself, literally? Look no further than BuzzFeed’s handy list (inspired by Cosmopolitan’s infamous sex guides), which will definitely get you excited for fall. Here’s 6 genius sex moves to try this fall (Note: do not actually try these).

  1. The “Sweater Weather”
    What’s sexier than a cozy sweater…with nothing on underneath?! He’ll be begging to touch you.
  2. The “Extra Spicy Pumpkin Latte”
    “Warm your mouth with some pumpkin flavored coffee before going south *wink wink.* To add even more spice, let a little dribble out of the corners of your mouth first, the visual of dripping liquid is VERY sexy.” Naughty and nice!
  3. The “Boot Knocker”
    “Blindfold your man and then gently slide his dick in and out of your favorite boots. The rough and soft textures will be crazy hot and sexual.” Auntie Angel’s “Grapefruit Blowjob” has nothing on this!
  4. The “Sweet Potato Smash”
    “Smash up some sweet potatoes and leave them on the kitchen table with a note that reads ‘Enjoy!’ He’ll know what to do with them.” American Pie… er, sweet potatoes…?
  5. The “Halloween Surprise”
    Put on your fav Halloween mask and surprise your man with a morning blowjob—it’ll scare the pants off him!
  6. The “Leaf Pile”
    Rake up some leaves from your yard and pile them on his bed. Hide in it naked and then jump out and yell, “I’M FALLING FOR YOU!”

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Check out more sex moves to try on your man this fall: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/9-genius-sex-moves-to-try-on-your-man-this-fall

Jada Pinkett Reveals She Uses The ‘Grapefruit’ Oral Sex Technique

4116249488_e44da870f4_zWho can forget Auntie Angel’s infamous tutorial on giving a blowjob with the “Grapefruit Technique“? Auntie Angel and her sticky sweet oral sex trick both became internet famous—but now Jada Pinkett Smith is claiming her husband Will Smith taught it to her ten years ago. “It has been around for a minute,” Jada said about the technique.

“And Will was the first one to tell me about it years ago…ten years ago,” she said with a laugh. Jada Pinkett had audiences buckling over in laughter when she performed the technique in her movie Girls Trip. She revealed the juicy secret when asked about “that” grapefruit scene in the film. Well, it seems Auntie Angel’s technique has even more street cred now!

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Check out more about Jada Pinkett discussing the ‘Grapefruit Technique’: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4834904/Will-Smith-taught-Jada-grapefruit-technique.html