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7 Foods You Should Add To Your Sex Life

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xWhether or not you’re into kinky food stuff—sploshing or W.A.M. (wet and messy) play—adding food into your sex life is always a great idea. After all, both are delightful and sex is supposed to be messy! Here are some helpful ways to bring food into the bedroom.

  1. Sushi
    Try out Nyotaimori, the art of eating sushi off a naked body, at home. Take turns arranging your favorite rolls on each other’s naked bodies—and then eat them off!
  2. Cherries
    Run them over your partner’s body to get things started. Then drizzle the juice over their naughty bits and lick it off!
  3. Popsicles
    There are few things better than a blowjob that incorporates a popsicle. First suck and lick the popsicle to get your partner excited, then use your cold mouth on their cock.
  4. Grapes
    These are great during foreplay. Have your partner run frozen grapes over your nipples and then suck off the cold reside—the hot and cold sensation is amazing!
  5. Whipped cream
    Whipped cream bikini, anyone? Yum yum.
  6. Grapefruit
    Thank you, Auntie Angel, for introducing the world to the “grapefruit blowjob technique.” Cut a grapefruit in half, use it instead of your hand during a blowjob, and let the sweet juices run all down your chin!
  7. Chocolate syrup
    “Using chocolate syrup during sex is next-level whipped cream because it’s a little messier and much drippier, requiring more tongue action to lick it off your partner after you’ve drizzled it over their erogenous zones,” says Refinery29. Delicious!

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Check out more of the best foods to bring into the bedroom: https://www.refinery29.com/hot-sex-with-food-tips#slide-9

There’s Now a Justice League Porn Parody

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While the newly-released Justice League movie has been disappointing audiences, its porn parody has been getting rave reviews, with many saying it’s actually better than the original. Justice League: A Gay XXX Parody is the new adult film on men.com, a four-part series that picks up where its predecessor, Batman V Superman: A Gay XXX Parody, left off. The x-rated film features all your favorite superheroes, including the Green Lantern, who comes out as the “the first gay superhero” in the XXX version.

Fans of the adult film are especially happy about Manila Luzon, a RuPaul’s Drag Race alum, playing the part of Wonder Woman. They’re also happy not only with its casting but also its writing. As Refinery29 says, “XXX isn’t your typical low-budget porn ripoff. It’s still got some of the expected cheesiness, but also some decent CGI and action.” If there was a Rotten Tomatoes for porn, this parody would get 100%.

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Check out more about Justice League: A Gay XXX Parody: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/11/182831/justice-league-porn-xxx-video

7 Stories About Encounters With Really Big Dicks

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BuzzFeed asked their readers to share their most memorable encounters with big dicks. And man, did they deliver. Here are the best big dick stories they shared.

  1. “My high school boyfriend and I retired early to my tent where we commenced a hot and heavy petting session. After, he whipped out a very long, rock solid and extremely girthy penis. We spent the next ten minutes simply working on getting the tip in. It was exhausting and it definitely made me appreciate the wonders of lube.”
    Ah, lube—the miracle product!
  2. “We exchanged numbers and ended up developing a long distance relationship, and he sent me a dick pic that pretty much made me choke on my coffee. I was sure he’d break me in half. Unfortunately we broke things off before I was set to fly to see him for a weekend. That was the dick that got away.”
    There’s always that one dick you never forget!
  3. “When I pulled his boxers down his dick hit my forehead and I fucking almost choked on the thought of that thing in my throat. I don’t think I got more than an inch of that sucker in my mouth.”
    You win some, you lose some…
  4. “Ex-boyfriend was around 11 inches. He was a giant penis, so I guess it stood to reason he had one too.”
    The big dick with the big dick.
  5. “In college, I hadn’t seen many penises before, but I could barely get my mouth around it. When he tried to put it in only the tip fit. I found out later that he had been doing adult movies on the side to make some extra cash.”
    Of course!
  6. “I met a dude while I was working at a shoe store. He was embarrassed about his large shoe size, to which I said saucily, ‘well you know what they say about big feet’ with a wink. Fast forward. We start dating, and, man, did I find out how appropriate that joke was.”
    There’s some truth to every good joke, right?

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Check out more big dick stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/just-17-stories-about-encounters-with-really-big-penises

9 Songs You Should Never Listen To While Having Sex

frustrated coupleSome songs are great to listen to while getting your freak on. And some are definitely not. According to BuzzFeed, these are best examples of what never to turn on when you’re trying to get turned on.

  1. “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan
    Potentially erotic lyric: “It’s hard at the end of the day / I need some distraction / oh, beautiful release.”
    We’re all looking for that beautiful release at the end of the day, Sarah.
  2. “The Reading Rainbow Theme Song”
    Potentially erotic lyric: “Friends to know, and ways to grow…”
    Friends always know the way to grow.
  3. “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex
    Potentially erotic lyric: “his eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun / But all he had come for was having some fun.”
    Sounds like fun to me!
  4. “Jesus Take The Wheel” by Carrie Underwood
    Potentially erotic lyric: “Oh, take it from me / Oh, wow, oh.”
    Oh, wow, indeed!
  5. “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” by Randy Newman
    Potentially erotic lyric: “Just remember what your old pal said / Boy, you’ve got a friend in me.”
    The casual sex anthem, ladies and gentlemen!
  6. “She’ll Be Coming ‘Round The Mountain” (Traditional)
    Potentially erotic lyric:
    The whole song is basically a celebration of the female orgasm. Sex positivity!
  7. The Canadian National Anthem
    Potentially erotic lyric: “With glowing hearts / With thee rise.”
    We’re rising, too, Canada!
  8. “Seventy Six Trombones” from “The Music Man”
    Potentially erotic lyric: “They were followed by rows and rows of finest virtuosos / The cream of ev’ry famous band.”
    Mmm… cream…
  9. “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” by Chip-man & The Buckwheat Boys
    Potentially erotic lyric: “now freestyle, freestyle – freestyle / Freestyle, freestyle – your style.”
    Yeah! We love some freestyling in the bedroom!

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Check out Buzzfeed’s full list here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/crazy-frog-making-love?utm_term=.ydOVbQBjj#.xed7zx355

4 Sex Positions Inspired By The Holidays

sexyxmaswomanWe have the perfect thing for you to de-stress during the holidays: sex! Sex is the best way to take a break from the partying, fighting with family, and overeating. Here are 4 sex positions that you can use to have some great holiday sex!

  1. Toy Soldiers (aka Spooning)
    This one gets you all lined up in a row, like toy soldiers—very horny toy soldiers! Here, you lay in the spooning position, back to front, and let whoever’s in back lead by playing with your nipples and clit. This one’s perfect for when you’ve had too much to eat and drink!
  2. Ties Up In a Bow 
    This tricky position uses the pretty bow as its inspiration. Lay on your back and cross your legs over your partner’s chest, either at the knee or ankles, while they fuck you. The deep penetration this position offers is the best gift of all!
  3. The Spinning Dreidel (aka Bouncing Reverse Cowgirl)
    Bustle explains it this way: “It’s like reverse cowgirl except your feet are flat (or close to flat on the bed), so there can be more bouncing involved. You can face forward, back, side — or spin! OK, maybe don’t spin.”
  4. Christmas Wreath (aka Lotus)
    Take a break from the holiday chaos with this intense yet calm position: your partner sits cross-legged and you lower yourself onto them, wrapping your legs and arms around them into a tight wreath. Happy holidays!

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Check out more holiday-themed sex positions here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/197223-5-sex-positions-inspired-by-the-holidays

Instagramers Strip For Cheeky Page Dedicated To Vacation Butts Shots

peachThere’s a new Instagram page we can really get behind. It’s called @CheekyExploits and it’s dedicated to bare butt shots people take while on vacay. As it turns out, some of the best photo-ops also make for the best ass-shots (check out the pics below)!

Instagramers photograph themselves stripping down and baring all—at the beach, in vineyards, on a hotel balcony, and even in the frozen tundras of Iceland. “It was just a bit of fun and, also, I enjoyed encouraging people to be comfortable with their bodies and participate for the thrill and confidence boost,” says “Cheeky,” the brainchild behind the hit page. She says she prefers butt pics in places where people feel the most comfortable getting naked—private places, mostly—but seeing a bare ass in a beautiful spot is always picture-perfect.

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Check out vacationers stripping down for butt pics: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cheeky-exploits-instagram-butt-shots_us_5908d84ee4b05c3976838f57

When Santa Porn Is Trending On Pornhub

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According to Pornhub, ’tis the season to masturbate over Santa porn! It seems people really enjoy getting into the holiday spirit not only with presents, food and booze, but also with porn. According to Pornhub’s released Christmas statistics for 2015, during the holidays there’s a huge increase in searches for festive related porn.

“The most popular Christmas related searches are ‘Santa,’ ‘Christmas present,’ and ‘xmas,’ with ‘Santa Claus’ and ‘Christmas orgy’ rounding out the top five,” reports BuzzFeed. The biggest increases are “Christmas party” (921%), “black Santa” (809%), and “Santa’s little helper” (808%). Men, who are 34% more likely to search for Christmas related porn, get their holiday rocks off with such naughty searches as “Mrs. Claus,” “elf,” “Christmas gangbang,” and “naughty Santa’s helper.” Interestingly, women are 220% more likely to search for “old Santa Claus” compared to men, while men are 313% more likely to search for “Christmas POV.” Santa’s gonna get a lot more than just milk and cookies when he comes down a lot of horny people’s chimneys!

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Check out more about Christmas related porn searches on Pornhub: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/white-christmas

7 Tips For Orgies

feetIf you’ve ever had an orgy, we bet there’s a few things you wish you’d known beforehand. This is why members of the BuzzFeed community decided to give helpful tips for you to know before you go. Because let’s face it—orgies are never what they look like in porn.

  1. Don’t stress if it’s not what you expected.
    “Most of the time, 75% of the group is confused.” Just go with it!
  2. Don’t do something you’re not comfortable with. If you don’t want to be double-penetrated or jerked off or kissed, say so.
    Also, safe words are key.
  3. Stimulation overload can totally occur.
    As one single lady who recently went to swinger’s party said, “Don’t be hesitant to take a break if you need one.”
  4. Don’t let your defined sexuality get in the way.
    “Don’t be afraid to try something new. When there’s more than three people, inhibitions already don’t matter.” Anything goes at an orgy!
  5. Don’t get inside your head about what other people are seeing, doing, or thinking.
    Nobody is judging you if they’re there too.
  6. You’ll know pretty immediately if the orgy is a right fit for you, so trust your gut.
    “Most people who participate in an orgy are extremely open-minded. You’ll either decide immediately that it’s not for you, or you’ll just go with the flow and have a lot of uncomfortable laughs along the way.” Both are totally fine!
  7. If you’re feeling left out, make sure you communicate that.
    Remember that you’re in charge of your own experience at an orgy.

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Check out more tips for orgies: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/sorry-mom-i-know-i-have-a-college-degree

How Food’s Been Used In Sex Throughout History

eggplant3-0Sure, you’ve heard of using certain veggies as a dildo, but how about a bread dildo? Or what about homemade lube? History is full of NSFW food facts you definitely never learned about in history. Here’s just a taste!

  1. Mashed yams doubled as lube in 17th-century Japan
    “It was called tororo, and was made by grating yams into a slippery paste. The long, thin yams were sometimes used as dildos too,” says BuzzFeed.
  2. Romans used olive oil as lube
    Romans sure were kinky. According to a novel called The Satyricon by Gaius Petronius, one guy had a leather dildo oiled with olive oil and “covered in pepper and crushed nettle seeds” pushed up his “arsehole, inch by inch.”
  3. Pig’s tongues were an aphrodisiac
    Nothing subtle about using tongue to get you in the mood!
  4. Lettuce was a sacred sex symbol in Ancient Egypt
    Ancient Egyptians believed that lettuce was the holy food of the fertility god. It grew straight and tall like a cock, and even oozed a white substance when broken apart. Again, nothing subtle about lettuce cum.
  5. Ancient Greeks were turned on by sparrow brains
    “The Greek goddess of love and sexuality, Aphrodite, was supposed to hold sparrows sacred because of their ‘lustful’ nature, so Ancient Greek women would eat sparrows – their brains in particular – to get themselves in the mood.”
  6. And ancient Greek women used bread as dildos
    Since there were no sex toy shops, women had to get creative. The Greeks did this by baking olisbokollix: dildos made entirely out of hard-baked bread.

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Check out more NSFW food facts from history: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/never-mind-the-olisbokollix

Couple Claim To Have Orgasmed With God, a Tree, and a Thunderstorm

michelleTwo tantric sex experts claim to have a divine love life. Scott and Melanie McClure say they can have sexual experiences with nature, which includes cumming simply by feeling “Earth energy.” When discussing his earth-shattering sex life, Scott claims “I can have an orgasm with a tree.”

And Melanie says she’s cum from feeling thunderstorms: “Many times we’ve been having our sexathons, and as I’m orgasming, lightning from the sky and thunder just rolls through my body,” she says. They both claim to have “orgasmed with God,” where they’ve literally felt “divine love energy entering your body from every pore…a pulsation of energy.” Now that sounds like a tantric fuck-fest fit for the gods!

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Check out more about the couple who have sexual experiences with nature: https://nypost.com/video/couple-claim-to-have-orgasmed-with-god-a-tree-and-a-thunderstorm/