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Jack in the Box Has a Raunchy New Ad

sexyemojisJack in the Box is no stranger to racy ads—but its latest one tops itself in raunchiness. The fast food chain’s new commercial for its teriyaki bowls is so laden with sexual innuendoes, it remains “unlisted” on YouTube. The commercial begins with the chain’s mascot, Jack, explaining, “While other burger places serve the same old stuff, I’m the one with the bowls to serve something different.”

His staffers then begin complimenting his bowls, and Jack remarks that one of his co-workers, Dan, also has “some pretty nice bowls.” One female employee says, “Those are some nice bowls,” while another woman says, “Everyone’s going to want to get their hands on Jack’s bowls.” You get the idea. Jack in the Box sure loves to serve up a side of sex with their burgers!

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Check out more about Jack in the Box’s new raunchy ad: https://www.eater.com/pop-culture/2018/8/8/17663850/jack-in-the-box-offensive-bowl-commercial

Man Arrested After Naked Yoga Session At The Gym

Langers & MashEveryone knows the best yoga is naked yoga. But apparently not everyone knows that you can be arrested for it in public. A 34-year-old man recently found out the hard way, after he stripped down at Planet Fitness and began exercising in the nude.

“The story we got from witnesses was that the guy walked in, stripped down right there in front, left the clothes and belongings at the front desk, walked back and forth across the gym a couple of times and then settled in over at the yoga mats,” the New Hampshire police captain said. After police found him in a nude “yoga-type position,” he was charged with indecent exposure, lewdness and disorderly conduct. “The only comment he made was that he thought it was a judgment-free zone, apparently referencing their slogan,” said the police captain.

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Check out more about a man getting arrested after exercising naked at the gym: https://thegailygrind.com/2018/07/25/man-arrested-naked-yoga-session-planet-fitness-thought-judgment-free-zone/

Seth Rogan Taught Tom Cruise About Internet Porn

PinkPussyPaige02It’s hard to remember a time before internet porn. But as it turns out, back in 2006, a not-super-famous Seth Rogan introduced a very-very-famous Tom Cruise to XXX videos online. It was all revealed when Judd Apatow, who worked with Seth that year, gave the details on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

The story goes that Judd, Seth, and Tom Cruise were in a meeting when Seth casually started talking about watching porn online. As Judd explains, “Tom Cruise goes, ‘What!? Wait, you’re saying that there’s adult films on the internet?’” Apparently Tom was shocked, adding, “Wait a second, you’re saying that if I go on the computer, on the world wide web, there are people having sex?” This reminds us all that, yes, there was a time before internet porn—but why bother remembering it?

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Check out more about Seth Rogan introducing Tom Cruise to internet porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/seth-rogan-taught-tom-cruise-about-internet-porn

There’s Now a Fortnite Porn Parody

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If you’re a fan of the world’s most popular game, Fortnite, we’ve got good news for you: there’s now a porn parody! Fortnut combines all the things you love about the game with sleazy, hilarious sex. In other words, you can get Victory Royales interspersed with gratuitous pussy shots.

The parody opens with a silly take on Twitch streamers, and we meet the star PussySparkles as she jumps into the game. From there, we see characters being pushed in shopping carts while wielding guns with dildos attached to the end. Obviously, Ramirez gets her own coveted “Dick-tory Royale” in the end. Wood Rocket and Pornhub are behind the raunchy porn parody, which you can currently stream for free on either site.

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Check out more about the Fortnite Porn parody: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/fortnut-porn-parody-fortnite/

Helen Mirren Uses Porcelain Dildo As Catherine The Great

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History’s kinkiest Royal will be played by none other than Helen Mirren in the new Catherine the Great TV drama. Mirren will reportedly use a porcelain sex toy, said to be modeled on one of Queen Catherine’s many lovers. The drama’s producers said, “It will be a tough call deciding what sexy antics to leave out. At the very least they’ll have to show how she bedded a long line of nubile younger men.”

Legend has it that she would ask another woman to “test drive” lovers to ensure they had the stamina to satisfy her. “Catherine was the Grand Ruler of Russia from 1762 until her death in 1792 at the age of 67, and following the assassination of husband Emperor Peter III in 1762 she was rumoured to have had a string of male lovers and children through illicit affairs,” reports NY Post. The porcelain sex toy was something she had created for the rare occasions she couldn’t get instant access to the real thing.

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Check out more about Helen Mirren playing Catherine the Great: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6026275/Helen-Mirren-handle-porcelain-sex-toy-plays-racy-Russian-monarch-Catherine-Great.html

Suburban Moms Reveal The Scandalous Places They’ve Had Sex

white-1822497_640It seems moms in the suburbs are enjoying very frisky sex lives. A new sex survey reveals how much they fuck—and even all the naughty places they’ve fucked. About 80 per cent reported having sex at least once a month and 44 per cent have sex at least once a week.

The soccer moms are also plenty adventurous when it comes to the sex they’re having: one woman said she’s fucked “In the car parked outside random houses on the way back from dinner.” Other respondents said they’ve had sex on the in-laws’ dining room table, golf courses, and at the Opera House. One MILF recalled, “On the boardroom table at the law firm I worked at! My partner also gave me oral sex while I was working in my office with the door closed one evening while there were still people there.” Naughty, naughty moms!

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Check out more about all the places suburban moms have had sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5961405/Suburban-mums-reveal-exactly-sex-theyre-having.html

Gardener Fed Up With People Having Sex With His Lady Hedge

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A gardener in the UK is not happy about the, ahem, popularity of his “hedge lady.” The sexy hedge sculpture on his lawn has been luring many townspeople—who routinely mount the ornate carving at all hours of the night. The gardener says he’s often woken in the night by the sounds of laughing and rustling, as drunken passersby simulate sex with the “privet lady” he’s cut into his bush.

“I just peered out at about 4:30 in the morning and there was a guy on top of her and going through the motions of having sex with her,” he said. It seems it’s not always men who hump the hedge lady—he’s occasionally witnessed women getting frisky with her, too. That must be one smokin’ hot lawn sculpture!

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Check out more about a gardener fed with people having sex with his lady hedge: https://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2018/07/gardener-fed-up-of-people-having-sex-with-his-lady-hedge/

Fetish Cosplay Game Banned From iPhones Comes To Nintendo Switch

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_japanesesunMaybe they should change the name “Nintendo” to “The Big Nintend-Oh.” A game featuring a fetish model that was deemed too racy for iPhones has been picked up by Nintendo Switch. Launched by and featuring X-rated Japanese model Eri Katama, the player ‘calls’ her, answers sexual questions via ‘yes’ and ‘no’ buttons on screen, and is then rewarded with naughty pictures and videos.

The first part of the game is free to download and features Katama in a latex catsuit posing suggestively. After that users have to pay a fee for each virtual conversation and its resultant racy rewards. The game is entirely in Japanese with no English, and is a surprising departure from Nintendo Switch’s usual family-friendly offerings.

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Check out more about the fetish cosplay game on Nintendo: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/6825973/fetish-cosplay-game-banned-on-ios-comes-to-nintendo-switch/

You Can Soon Have ‘Sex’ With Amazon’s Alexa

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_robotEveryone’s favorite virtual assistant will soon be able to assist in your sex life! Alexa, Amazon’s voice controlled AI, has made its way into the Lovense series of smart sex toys. Lovense toys can already be controlled remotely using an app, but before long you can give Alexa commands that will also activate them.

Kinksters will be able to control their partners’ sex toys from afar, including changing the intensity of the vibrations. You’ll be able to ask Alexa to make you or your partner “smile,” which will result in a less powerful buzz than asking to “moan,” or even “scream.” Lovense is also working on making it possible for Alexa to set an alarm clock for the toys to vibrate at specific times of the day, and for Alexa to sync your toy to Spotify to make it buzz along to music.

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Check out more about using Alexa in the bedroom: https://nypost.com/2018/07/20/you-can-soon-have-sex-with-amazons-alexa/

6 Nerdy Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mens_sex_toysWe’ve got just the thing to fulfill every Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerd’s hottest dreams: nerdy sex toys! Whether you’re a fan of Game Of Thrones or Star Wars, there’s a sex toy out there just waiting for you to unlock its magic. Here are 6 cleverly-shaped sex toys to make your nerdy fantasies a reality.

  1. Game of Moans Long ShaftEver wanted a piece of John Snow’s famous sword (wink wink)? Now you literally can, with this dildo aptly named “longshaft.”
  2. Unicorn Horn DildoHarness the power of your (ahem) inner unicorn with these fun, colorful sex toys! According to Geeky Sex Toys, “this legendary mysteriously mystical dildo will help stimulate the most magical orgasms.”
  3. Bad DragonThis naughty dragon has an extra “tongue” to stimulate either the clit or prostrate. It’s also perfect for both vaginal and anal play.
  4. Darth VibratorThis powerful wand will take your orgasm to the dark side. The force is strong with this sex toy!
  5. Möan-lnir
    “Thor’s powerful hammer, Mjolnir, now comes in a cleverly-designed dildo version: Möan-lnir. Don’t worry, it’s not the hammer-head you’re supposed to put into your body, but the 7-inch-long, hard silicon handle,” reports Refinery29. Hot!
  6. CumoraIf you’ve been lusting after Guardian of the Galaxy’s sexy Gamora, now you can fulfill your dirtiest fantasies with this silicone fleshlight!

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Check out more nerdy sex toys: https://www.refinery29.com/nerdy-sex-toys-for-geeks#slide-15