Stormy Daniels Gets Candid About Sex With Trump In New Tell-All

mushroompenisIf you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to fuck Donald Trump, you can find out in Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all. The porn star spares no detail in her forthcoming book Full Disclosure, in which she writes candidly about her alleged affair with Trump. Daniels says it “may have been the least impressive sex” she’d ever had.

The NY Post reports, “In a blow to his manhood, she describes his genitals in lurid detail, saying his penis is ‘smaller than average,’ but ‘not freakishly small.’” “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.” She also describes how she laid there, annoyed, “getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.” We have only one thing to say about Trump in the bedroom: you’re fired!

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Check out more about Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all: https://nypost.com/2018/09/18/stormy-says-trump-offered-to-help-her-cheat-on-the-apprentice/

Mexican City Tells Police To Ignore Sex In Public

Image Source: Flo Perry / BuzzFeedOne Mexican city is taking all the risk out of getting frisky in public. Mexico’s second-largest city, Guadalajara, has made it harder to police sex in public, including places like parks, alleys, entertainment venues and cars. Police have been instructed to look the other way if they see public sex acts, unless they’ve received a specific complaint from a third party.

Under the modification to the Policing and Good Government Code passed in August, police officers can now only intervene in public sex or detain a couple with a citizens’ request. City lawmakers believe that “it would discourage police corruption, refocus officers on more serious offenses and not lead to any increase in lewd behavior.” Many couples have complained about corrupt police unfairly demanding bribes for tame sexual behavior. Naughty cops!

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Check out more about Guadalajara telling police to ignore public sex: https://nypost.com/2018/09/01/mexican-city-tells-police-to-ignore-most-sex-in-public/

Kristen Stewart Gets ‘Vulgar’ About Sex

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Kristen Stewart believes sex in film should be a lot raunchier. That’s why she’s doing her part to make sex—and dirty talk during sex—much more explicit. When discussing her budding screenwriting career, Stewart said, “My favorite line in this movie I’m currently writing is, ‘I thought about Sienna Torres and her shoving her hand into my wide-open cunt, about as wide as a mouth saying motherfucker.’”

She explained, “There’s nothing dirty about it, but I’m definitely going to be vulgar, and I’m definitely going to be completely unabashedly open about the fact that we’re entirely sexual beings.” Stewart hopes that by shucking PG-13 language, she’ll be able to more accurately portray what female sexuality is really like. “It’s like we’re scared of using certain words,” she said, adding that her goal as a filmmaker is to honestly portray “how we fuck each other.”

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Check out more about Kristen Stewart getting X-rated in her scripts: https://pagesix.com/2018/09/04/kristen-stewart-gets-vulgar-about-sex

Nude Sleepers Have More Sex, Study Says

white-1822497_640Here’s a good reason to sleep in the buff: you’ll have a better sex life. A new study found that almost two-thirds of millennials sleep naked, and those who do have better sex and a more satisfying rest. Those who slept nude also reported that they had more sex than those who don’t.

The survey reveals that men are more likely to sleep nude than women but more than half of the women who responded also said they like to sleep naked. Some of the respondents said that sleeping naked made them feel “more comfortable,” and twenty percent said their genitals felt “free and happy.” Time to get rid of those PJ’s!

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Check out more about a study that shows nude sleepers have better sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6146629/65-millennials-bed-naked-sex-sleep-better-compared-wear-PJs.html

Nicki Minaj Wants Sex Three Times A Night

24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zIt seems the men in Nicki Minaj’s bed need a lot of stamina to keep up with her. On a recent appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” Minaj spoke about her bedroom habits, which can include “exercising” three times a night. “And if you can’t hang, goodbye,” she added. “You’re not wasting my time.”

The naughty rapper isn’t keen to wait “more than a half an hour” between fuck fests, and she’s really not into cuddling. “Once I get mine, if I feel really, really great, leave me alone,” she said. “Go make some food or a sandwich or something.” She’s also vocal about what she doesn’t like: “Wait a minute. What the hell is this? What’s going on? You got to make me uh.” The lady knows what she likes!

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Check out more about Nicki Minaj wanting sex three times a night: https://pagesix.com/2018/09/04/nicki-minaj-wants-sex-three-times-a-night

Electric Shock Gives Women Better Orgasms, Study Shows

Image Source: Flickr.com | WillVisionIf you’re looking for a libido boost, it seems a good zap on the ankle might just be what you need. A promising new study suggests that electrode stimulation could help women with a diminished sex drive. The test subjects involved in the study either received a zap near the tibial nerve on one of their ankles, or in their genital area.

Eight of the women—or 50 percent—revealed they found it easier to get aroused, had more natural lubrication and had more intense orgasms after the zapping. One woman told the research team: “I’m not 100 per cent back to the way I was, but I can have orgasms again and they are pretty good ones.” Ankle stimulation works because nerves that travel down to the foot overlap near the spinal cord with those that head to the pelvic organs. Here’s hoping a good buzz can help women get off!

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Check out more about how electric shock could give women better orgasms: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6139007/Zapping-ANKLES-boosts-womans-sex-drive.html

Doctors Invent Tool To Remove 23-Inch Sex Toy From Man’s Ass

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Doctors were forced to think on their feet when a man came into the emergency room with a 23-inch sex toy lodged inside his ass. The X-rays showed a “long and large-sized” foreign body stuck in the unlucky patient’s colon. Doctors tried to remove the sex toy using standard techniques, where a tube and grabbing device is inserted, but because of the “smoothness and size of the object” none of the tools medics had could grab hold of the giant sex toy.

Stuck for ideas (no pun intended) on how to remove the sex toy, the quick-thinking medics invented a new tool, using medical wire to latch onto it and pull it out. Threading the wire through a catheter tube to create a “noose” at the end, they were able to insert the tube into the man’s colon and reach the sex toy. Doctors said, “we suggest it as a valid option to remove large foreign bodies from the colon and rectum when standard endoscopic devices fail in foreign body extraction.”

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Check out more about doctors removing a 23-inch sex toy from a man’s ass: https://nypost.com/2018/09/03/doctors-invent-tool-to-remove-23-inch-sex-toy-from-mans-colon/

First North American Sex Doll Brothel Opens In Toronto

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It looks like Toronto is jumping on the sex doll brothel trend. Aura Dolls, the company behind the first brothel in North America, plans to open its 24-hour business in a small strip mall. Customers will be able to pay to have sex with any of their high-tech, silicone dolls ranging from $80 for 30 minutes to $960 for four hours.

The company’s website advertises it as “North America’s first known ‘brothel’ that offers sexual services with the world’s most beautiful silicone ladies.” The site features risque and nude pictures of the dolls, including their names and descriptions, like Anna: busty, romantic and spontaneous, or Harper: the perfect girl next door. The owners say they were inspired to open the brothel after a visit to Japan: “I see it as a way for men to fulfill their fantasies.”

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Check out more about the first North American sex doll brothel: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6107533/Sex-doll-company-opens-North-American-brothel.html

Professional Cake Sitter Makes Fetish Dreams Come True

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Fetish performer Lindsay Dye never dreamed she could make a living sitting on cakes. But as it turns out, the kinky performer earns a butt-load of money doing it for fetishists. She gets paid good money to “show off her goodies” for eager kinksters, who want to see her sit bare-assed in a big cake.

But audiences definitely can’t have Dye’s cake and eat it, too: “I’ve had people go face first into my butt, and that’s not something I’m cool with at all,” said Dye. Before every performance, she slips on a see-through bodysuit, black knee-high stockings, and six-inch acrylic stripper heels. She’s crushed nearly 150 cakes at various X-rated events ranging from naughty birthday parties to corporate events to sexual bondage gatherings. “I sit and sit over again, but after four to five sits, I put my hands in it and wipe it.”

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Check out more about the professional cake sitter: https://nypost.com/2018/08/24/cake-sitter-makes-frosting-fetish-dreams-come-true/

New TV Series Explores Kinky, Polyamorous Relationship

feetJames Davis is just a regular guy—except he shares a home with his wife, fiancee, and two sex slaves. The former soldier swapped the military for his very own BDSM sex dungeon, which he lives in while the ladies in his life take the upstairs of the house. A new five-part TV series will explore their polyamorous BDSM lifestyle, the different sexual relationships they all have with each other, and the frequent sex parties at their home.

Davis, who has given himself the title of “patriarchal overlord,” requires the four women to wear collars, ask permission to use the bathroom, and call him “master.” In the sex dungeon he constructed, called House of Cadifor: Fetish Playroom, the bondage equipment includes an A-frame, a cage and numerous sex toys. Davis describes himself as a rope performer, fetish photographer, BDSM writer, kink educator, lifestyle dominant and consent advocate—and also, “just a guy who loves both freedom and commitment, and who was lucky enough to find some incredible women to love, and who love me back.”

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Check out more about a new series exploring a polyamorous relationship: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6057319/Meet-army-veteran-wife-fiancee-submissive-sex-slave-girlfriends-Australian-country-town.html