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Scientists Say Humans Will Be Having Lots Of Sex In Self-Driving Cars

A new scientific study claims humans will be able to do a whole lot more than just sleep and eat in their self-driving cars. The paper published in the Annals of Tourism Research concludes that the increased time people spend in autonomous vehicles will result in a surge of car sex. With one recent study finding that close to 60 percent of all Americans have had sex in a car, the study’s author argues it’s “not a big leap” to suggest that the practice will only increase.

“That led us to think, besides sleeping, what other things will people do in cars when free from the task of driving?” the author said. He added that the sex industry will also naturally move to self-driving cars: “It’s not impossible or that far-fetched to imagine the red light district on the move.” He also thinks that car manufacturers might start designing their vehicle cabins around sex in the near future.

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Check out more about sex in self-driving cars: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/sex-self-driving-cars/

Dr. Penis Can Increase A Man’s Girth By Two Inches

A New York City plastic surgeon has acquired the name of “Dr. Penis” for his famous penis augmentations. One of the more popular procedures he offers is a non-surgical, girth-enhancing procedure. He uses a series of injections that contain hyaluronic acid, which are found naturally in the body, to augment “what a male patient already has.”

Girth enhancement starts at $5,000 but can go as high as $25,000 depending on how much filler is required—and gives patients a whopping two-inch increase in circumference. “I’ll get on average a 20 percent to 25 percent increase in girth,” Dr. Penis boasts. It doesn’t affect a male‘s fertility, and lasts for about two years.

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Check out more about Dr. Penis: https://nypost.com/video/dr-penis-25k-injections-can-increase-a-mans-girth-by-two-inches/

‘Rhino’ Sex Enhancement Pills Can Cause Prolonged Erections, FDA Warns

The Food and Drug Administration has issued a stiff warning about a black-market male enhancement pill called “Rhino.” The drug, commonly found at gas stations, convenience stores, and on eBay, contains potentially dangerous ingredients, many of which are not listed on the packet. Some of the hidden ingredients are similar to those found in prescription erectile dysfunction pills like Viagra and Cialis.

The FDA said it’s received reports of people who’ve experienced symptoms ranging from severe headaches to extended erections after taking “Rhino” pills. The hidden ingredients are phosphodiesterase type-5 (PDE-5) inhibitors, which could interact with nitrates in prescription drugs used to treat people with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol or heart disease, the FDA warned.“Over the past few years, the FDA has been combating the retail sale of male enhancement drug products that are frequently misrepresented as dietary supplements and that contain hidden and potentially harmful active drug ingredients,” said the FDA’s Center for Drug Evaluation and Research.

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Check out more about the FDA’s warning about male enhancement pills “Rhino”: https://nypost.com/2018/11/28/rhino-sex-enhancement-pill-can-cause-prolonged-erections-fda-warns/

Al Roker Shared A Recipe Called ‘Sweet Potato Poon’

The subversively smutty people on The Today Show had to stifle their giggles when introducing Al Roker’s Thanksgiving recipe for “Sweet Potato Poon.” While the show tried to play it off like just-another-wholesome recipe, the dirty folks of the internet had a lot to say about the supposedly family-friendly dish. As one Twitter user pointed out, “Poon … checks notes from 80s-90s…. nope doesn’t check out uncle al just wanted to say poon on network television.”

The “poon” seemed to whet a lot of people’s appetites: “Mmmm-mmm! Can’t wait to get my hands and mouth all over that sweet potato poon.” Another tweet said, “[al roker unveiling his mother’s famous apple cider donuts on the today show] they’re called cinnamon boyholes.” But this is what we’re wondering: “Isn’t Sweet Potato Poon what leads to Truffle Butter?”

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Check out more about the internet’s dirty jokes about Al Roker’s ‘Sweet Potato Poon’: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krystieyandoli/al-rokers-sweet-potato-poon

Minister Champions Sex Benefits Of Cycling

Sometimes good advice comes in the unlikeliest places—like when a minister gives sex tips, for example. It’s true: a minister in the UK is championing the sex benefits that come from regularly riding a bicycle. He points to a Harvard study which shows men who cycle have the sexual prowess of those five years younger.

He tweeted, “Harvard argues men aged over 50 who cycle for at least three hours a week have a 30% lower risk of impotence.” He also spoke before parliament, saying “It’s better for your sex life … yes, much better for your sex life.” As the minister says, “this is something that should be deeply encouraged.” Preach!

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Check out more about the minister preaching the sex benefits of cycling: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-6411127/Minister-champions-sex-life-benefits-cycling.html

Tess Holiday: ‘Fat Folks Have Bomb Sex’

Tess Holiday keeps it real about big beautiful women (BBW) who love good sex. The body-positive model recently took her sex-positive message to the Busy Tonight late night show. “I think it’s important to tell people that fat folks have bomb sex,” she told host Busy Philipps.

“Like, we need sexy lingerie … we need options; like, I want to feel sexy, I want to be sexy, whether I’m having sex or not, if it’s just for me in like my home or if I want to go out and show it. The world just wants to cover up marginalized bodies, and I’m not here for it.” Holiday has also given her 2 million social media followers some important information: “Fat people have sex. A lot of it. And it’s really fucking good. That’s all.” Bless you, Tess Holiday, and your healthy appetite for fucking!

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Check out more about Tess Holiday talking about how fat folks love to get freaky:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tess-holliday-fat-folks-bomb-sex_us_5bedbc5ce4b0dbb7ea68b7bd

George R.R. Martin Reveals There Will Be Westeros ‘Erotica’ In New Book

George R.R. Martin just created even more excitement for Game of Thrones fans. If you were eager for the new book before, your mouth will water when you hear this. In addition to dragons and bloody battles, Martin has revealed that in his new GoT novel, Fire and Blood, there will be “Westeros erotica.”

During a recent appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Colbert asked the historical-fantasy author how he would deviate from Tolkien, saying “Part of the critique of Tolkien is that there’s no sex in Tolkien.” Martin responded with “We do have, in Fire and Blood — you know it’s written by an Archmaester going back to primary sources — and there’s one particular incident where he has to, somewhat reluctantly, consult a book called ‘A Caution for Young Girls’ — which is basically erotica from Westeros.” He added, “That’s one reason I’ve really diverged from Tolkien… because there is no porn in Middle Earth.”

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Check out more about George R.R. Martin talking about Westeros porn in his new novel: https://mashable.com/video/george-r-r-martin-westeros-erotica-colbert/#AC8fWq_3HPqh

The Beto Sex Tweet

A tweet that’s spread like wildfire puts into perspective what really matters in the 2020 election: Beto O’Rourke’s ability to make you cum. It seems in the wake of his impressive run against Ted Cruz, people are wondering simultaneously if he’ll run for president and how he is in bed. One woman answered what everyone was thinking with a single tweet.

“Ojeda and Avenatti as candidates are like the guy who thinks good sex is pumping away while you’re making a grocery list in your head wondering when he’ll be done. O’Rourke is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp.” The tweet blew up after Will and Grace star Debra Messing re-tweeted, apparently agreeing that sex with Beto would involve dom-sub play and muscle spasms. In response to the attention, the woman who made the Beto Sex Tweet locked her Twitter account less than 24 hours after it was posted.

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Check out more about the Beto Sex Tweet: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/beto-sex-tweet/

Celebrate The End Of ‘No Nut November’ With These Raw Deals On Porn

We have a great idea for ending No Nut November with a bang: porn! Almost every major porn site is offering subscription savings for the holidays. Forget about your usual shopping list, and get you some good XXX instead!

Major porn site like Brazzers and Pornhub are offering competitive rates for one-year subscriptions, but there’s a lot of niche porn sites that are worth checking out, too. Blacked.com, which focuses on adult entertainment featuring black men and white women, is updated multiple times a month and offers subscribers a lifetime’s worth of high-quality porn. There’s also Hentai Pros for anime-style porn, gay porn sites like Men.com, and even VR Cosplay porn sites like Cosplay X. Porn is what the holidays are really about!

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Dominatrix Leads Kinky Yoga Class

A dominatrix has combined her love of yoga and BDSM by leading kinky yoga classes. Mistress Anna incorporates spanking, flogging, clamps, masks and bondage into her adults-only yoga sessions to allow kinksters to exercise their bodies and their fetishes. “I could see there was a niche of like-minded people looking to be fit who might find a regular yoga or gym class a tad boring, but if they could practice in their kinky avatar, they were more motivated,” Anna said.

She explained, “I was convinced that yoga could help them hold and enjoy their BDSM better as both require being present and involve a meditative type of state.” Participants bring their fetish gear with them to class, and practice yoga and BDSM in latex, cross-dressing clothes, or even in the nude. Anna leads the class as a dominatrix: “They listen to me and must follow my instructions. When people dress up they are their alter ego, other persona or avatar. They get into a meditative zone which helps them focus and drop into their subspace.”

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Check out more about kinky yoga: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6352885/Dominatrix-hosts-yoga-classes-kinky-twist-open-minded-adults.html