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The Fyre Fest Blowjob Guy Is Helping Ryan Reynolds Sell Gin

cup-1010916_1920Ryan Reynolds latest commercial to promote his alcohol brand, Aviation Gin, will really blow you away. The actor teamed up with Andy King, better known as the blowjob guy from Netflix’s Fyre Festival documentary, Fyre, to make a bunch of jokes about… ahem, blowing gin bottles. King was a festival producer who Billy McFarland apparently asked to perform oral sex with a customs agent in order to get water to the festival site.

Obviously, the wild story inspired a bunch of memes, and King is now internet-famous as “the blowjob guy.” In the commercial, Ryan Reynolds explains that he “blows” the glass for every gin bottle himself, and asks “how far would you go?” The blowjob guy is shown watching the commercial in a bar and orders a drink, saying: “He gets it. I’ll have an Aviation gin.”

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Check out more about the blowjob guy making a gin commercial: https://mashable.com/video/fyre-fest-blowjob-andy-king-ryan-reynolds-aviation-gin/

Cara Delevingne And Girlfriend Buy BDSM Sex Bench

gaypo0rnIt seems supermodel Cara Delevingne and her actress girlfriend Ashley Benson brought a third member into their relationship—a kinky sex bench! The couple were seen carrying the BDSM leather bench into their West Hollywood home, giggling the whole time. The Master Series Faux Leather Sex Bench with Adjustable Restraints, available at Australian retailer Wild Secrets, has faux leather pads for the torso, arms, legs and head for optimal comfort during penetrative fuck fests.

The bench, designed for a person to lay on all fours for various sexual acts, also features kinky restraints that can hold up to 400lbs of weight. It is unclear whether the couple purchased the additional extra for the machine, The Dicktator, aka a sex machine that retails at around £800. This gives new meaning to Delevingne’s recent confession: “I used to go to clubs but I’d rather have sex than go out now.”

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Check out more about Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson’s BDSM sex bench: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7083403/Cara-Delevingne-Ashley-Benson-seen-360-leather-SEX-BENCH.html

8 Uniquely Sexual Things That Turn People On

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001097-980xWhen it comes to what makes you cum, everyone’s different. But for some kinksters, some unexpected things really get them going. Here are the strangest images, sounds, and other sensory experiences that people find arousing.

  1. “The sound of pouring soda into a tall glass with ice in it. Soft boiled eggs are arousing also.”
    It’s all about the build up, baby!
  2. “Power tools.”
    This one is probably a porn category.
  3. “The dramatic movie intro at theaters when they talk about emergency exits and tell you to turn your phone off and then pop the popcorn and pour the ice and Coke into the glass and say to enjoy the show.”
    Anything goes once those lights go out…
  4. “I’d say the, like, slopping sound that water makes on the side of a pool when it’s really quiet.”
    Slippery when wet!
  5. “Heavy bass and super deep voices! I am v hard of hearing but can still hear low pitches and they make me feel ways about things.”
    Cue up some Isaac Hayes!
  6. “I live with a roommate and have for six years … when I have the house to myself, I inherently feel sexual and have the urge to do something about it. Something about being home alone makes me want to act out and get freaky!”
    Naught naughty, horny roommate!
  7. “A freshly cut golf course at dawn, when there’s still dew on the grass and you’re the first one out there so you can see your footprints.”
    Dew is hot.
  8. “The dull roar of a skateboard coming down the street.”
    Good vibrations!

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Check out more about the uniquely sexual things that turn people on: https://mashable.com/article/things-that-turn-people-on-masturbation/

Katz’s Deli Hosts Fake Orgasm Contest For 30th Anniversary Of ‘When Harry Met Sally’

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasms8How good is your faux Big O? If you think you have what it takes to raise some, ahem, eyebrows, Katz’s Deli in New York City is hosting a fake orgasm contest in honor of the 30th anniversary of When Harry Met Sally. What better way to celebrate the beloved rom-com than by performing a loud, fake orgasm in a restaurant full of people?

Ballsy attendees can compete to do the best reenactment of Sally’s famous faked orgasm, in the very same restaurant where actress Meg Ryan put on the show three decades ago. When Billy Crystal’s character Harry insists that no woman has ever faked an orgasm with him — insisting that he’d be able to tell — Meg’s character Sally proves him wrong by moaning loudly for over a minute at a table in the crowded restaurant, attracting the attention of everyone in it. Both men and women can compete, and will be judged by how well they’re able to make customers say, “I’ll have what she’s having!”

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Check out more about the Katz’s Deli’s fake orgasm contest: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7083311/Katzs-Deli-NYC-hosting-fake-orgasm-contest-Harry-Met-Sallys-30th-anniversary.html

Twitch Streamer Gets Banned For Accidentally Broadcasting Porn

5251858320_e30b4d759c_zA popular Twitch streamer was baited into broadcasting porn, and now she’s banned from the platform. Alinity Divine got handed a three-day ban after visiting another channel that was streaming porn during her own broadcast. “Someone hosted me for 1700 viewers, I went to check out the stream to shout them out.. SURPRISE PORN!” Divine wrote on Twitter.

Divine called out Twitch for the incident, saying “Hey streamers, trust twitch moderation staff to monitor things and ensure porn doesn’t get up to thousands of viewers? Think again!” She also mentioned a fellow streamer, who was suspended recently for a similar incident where a subscriber posted a nude selfie on his screen during a live broadcast. Divine wrote that she will be more careful and guarded in the future after her ban is lifted.

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Check out more about a Twitch streamer getting banned for accidentally showing porn: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/twitch-streamer-banned-accidentally-broadcasting-porn/

Chinese Billionaire Urges Employees To Have ‘Sex Marathons’

adult-1822413_640China’s richest man urged his newlywed staff to have “sex marathons.” Jack Ma, boss of online marketplace Alibaba (basically, Chinese Amazon), made the raunchy statement at a mass wedding of 102 couples at his company’s headquarters. He also told his employees to engage in sexual acts six times in six days — adding “duration is key.”

He said: “At work, we emphasize the spirit of 996 [where workers put in 12-hour shifts from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., six days a week]. In life, we should follow 669.” He added in his advice to the newlyweds: “What is 669? Six days, six times, with duration being the key.” As the officiant at the ceremony, the online tycoon also urged the new couples to procreate, calling children a better investment than property.

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Check out more about Jack Ma urging his employees to have sex marathons: https://nypost.com/2019/05/14/jack-ma-urges-newlyweds-to-have-sex-marathons-at-mass-ceremony/

This Adaptable Vibrator Can Bend To Your Pleasure

Crescendo is the new body-adapting vibrator designed to get you off. The incredibly versatile design lets users explore their bodies and figure out exactly what makes them cum. The Crescendo differs from other adult toys because users can bend it into nearly any shape they want, making it a great toy for solo as well as partner play.

“This toy can do what a lot of other toys can’t,” the toy’s maker says. “It’s firm yet malleable, so users are able to customize it to their individual needs.” Using six powerful motors, the Crescendo can be bent into a “clip” shape which is ideal for nipple stimulation, an elongated “U” shape for dual clitoral and G-spot stimulation, or slightly bent to a finger shape that’s ideal for prostate play. Like most other smart devices, the Crescendo connects via Bluetooth to the free MysteryVibe app, which can be used to control the vibrator from up to 10 meters away—doubling the fun during partner play!

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Check out more about a body-adapting vibrator: https://www.dailydot.com/bazaar/mysteryvibe-crescendo-vibrator/

Couple Shoots Porn While Driving Tesla Hands-Free

Tesla is trending on Pornhub thanks to a very naughty new video. The X-rated video shows a male driver picking up adult actress Taylor Jackson in his Tesla—then the two fucking while the car’s on autopilot. More than 5 million viewers have watched the video, leading Taylor Jackson to tweet “Holy shit, I made Tesla the #1 search on Pornhub.”

A screenshot that Pornhub posted to Instagram last week also garnered more than 160,000 likes, showing the two getting it on in the driver’s seat. Pornhub tweeted, “Reporting you to Elon for not having two hands on the wheel with autopilot enabled.” The Tesla guide explicitly outlines that the cars are not self-driving—but it does not, however, explicitly express regulations for or against fucking while using the feature.

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Check out more about an X-rated video in a self-driving Tesla: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/tesla-auto-pilot-porn-pornhub/

The Internet Wants To Fuck The Night King From ‘Game of Thrones’

readingThere are a lot of people on the internet who want the Night King from Game of Thrones to, ahem, march his army south of their wall. One tweet set the internet ablaze with horny posts from eager Night King fans: “guys, hear me out……the Night King can get. it.” Somebody else responded with, “Ever heard of temperature play??? It’s called BDSM, sweetie — look it up. Ice me, Night Daddy.”

Others pointed out just how fuck-able the evil character really is: “Say what you like about The Night King, but that is one SEXY WALK#GameofThrones.” Another fan tweeted, “Ultimately the Night King was undone by his refusal to cover up his sexy midriff.” But one thirsty Night King tweet sums up all the internet’s horniness: “My relationship status is I thought the Night King was hot #GameOfThrones”

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Check out more about the internet wanting to fuck the Night King from GoT: https://mashable.com/article/game-of-thrones-night-king-sexy/

Couple Caught Having Sex Outside Florida Police Station

5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zOne couple in Florida needed to “get a room”…in jail! The horny pair were caught having drunken sex right outside a Florida police station. According to reports, they were “actively engaging in sexual intercourse” when officers found them just steps outside their head quarters in Key West.

“I’m horny,” the man told cops, according to the police report. “She was giving it up to me right then and there.” Officers found the man with his “shorts down around his ankles” and his female companion wearing no pants or underwear, with a half-empty bottle of vodka beside them. “I asked both parties what they were doing,” an officer said. “It was a Key West moment.”

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Check out more about a couple having sex outside a police station in Florida: https://nypost.com/2019/05/05/couple-caught-having-sex-outside-florida-police-station/