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Woman In Swimsuit Invades Champions League Final, Promotes Porn

cup-1010916_1920A woman in a swimsuit caught an entire stadium’s attention when she ran onto the pitch of the Champions League final in the UK. The scantily-clad woman showed off her assets before security ushered her off the field and the fun stopped. Apparently, the pseudo-streaker was promoting a porn website.

The adult entertainment site was launched by her boyfriend, a Russian-American YouTube personality. He wrote on Instagram following her racy stunt, “My fucking baby girl just streaked Champions League Final, so proud of you, you’re my everything.” These two hit “sex sells” out of the park…

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Check out more about a woman invading a Champions League final to promote porn: https://nypost.com/2019/06/01/woman-invades-champions-league-final-field-promotes-porn/

Women Are Taking Dominatrix Classes To Lure Manhattan Billionaires

4707352284_1e4de7d166_zA dominatrix has launched a one-of-a-kind class for women who want to hook up with powerful men that want to be dominated. She said that BDSM attracts so many CEO-types because “the amount of control these men have is astronomical” and they’re looking for “somebody to tell them what to do for once.” She hosts the classes in her Soho loft—the four sessions cost $2,000—to teach women everything from the ABCs of BDSM to psychological techniques they can use.

Some of the skills the students learn is “how to get into a man’s head” — and how to treat social, romantic and professional interactions like a game between a dom and a sub. “It was all upper-class women, everyone from CEOs to private-school moms,” one of the students said. “I think we were all kind of shocked. No one said anything at first. The mistress showed us bonds, whips and devices to put on men’s private parts.” The dominatrix hopes to make “domming the new pole dancing.”

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Check out more about a dominatrix’s class for women who want to lure kinky, rich men in NYC: https://nypost.com/2019/08/03/women-are-taking-dominatrix-classes-to-lure-powerful-manhattan-billionaires/

These Cheese Descriptions Are Super Horny

Image Source: Flickr.com | Richard FosterFrom descriptions like “voluptuously creamy” to “super thrusts,” some take the concept of “cheese lover” a little too literally. These cheesemongers’ sensual, arousing words sound just like they were selling sex. Here are 8 examples of how cheese is truly the best food porn.

  1. “It’s full of rich, voluptuously creamy textures punctuated with a little spicy lift from the blue veining. It develops a melt-in-the-mouth creaminess.”
    Mmm, creamy and veiny!
  2. “Pierce the grooved, burnt sienna rind to start the glossy, liquid gold running. Its pungent meatiness will stick with you, both on your palate and in your memory.”
    Liquid gold running, indeed!
  3. “Known as the cheddar of Spain, Mahon will serenade your palate like a Spanish conquistador of flavor with a guitar made of desire.”
    ¡Que sexy!
  4. “Like an Italian bodybuilder, this cheese sweats oil and has the physique to match; tight yet supple, balanced, and rugged on the outside.”
    We’re drooling.
  5. “a savory warrior delivering sharp thrusts of sea salt, umami, and seasoned meat to the palate with a lingering zest at the finish. Its firm, granular paste maintains a glossy mouthfeel as a result of the incredible richness and abundance of butterfat content in the sheep’s milk it is produced from.”
    This cheese likes it hard and deep!
  6. “Eyes rolling to the ceiling good.”
    And toes curling, too!
  7. “wild and untamed, with a luscious, oozing texture, this cheese practically gets down on its knees and begs to be paired with a luscious, ruddy farmhouse saison.”
    Hot.
  8. “ever-so-delicately drilled and filled with rich truffle paste. The result is a visually stunning cheese that manages to taste even better than she looks.”
    Tongues wagging…

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Check out more about super horny descriptions of cheese: https://mashable.com/article/horny-sexual-sensual-cheese-profiles-descriptions/

Redditor Can Only Have Sex While Listening To Death Metal

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisA desperate man turned to Reddit for advice on his unique sexual problem—he can only have sex while bumping death metal. “My new girlfriend doesn’t like that kind of music, and I believe I have a pavlovian response to my music. I cannot get aroused without my music,” he wrote in the “Personal Issues” subreddit. It wasn’t an issue for his previous girlfriends, but unfortunately his current one is a fan of “Midwest Emo bands that aren’t from the Midwest.”

“No problem for me, I really enjoy that kind of music. However my dick did not,” he wrote. To appease both himself and his girlfriend, he tried to have sex with AirPods in so that he could listen to his black metal. “AirPods in, music on, and dick hard,” he wrote of the “genius plan.” Whatever works!

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Check out more about a Redditor who can only have sex while listening to death metal: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/redditor-black-metal-sex/

The ‘Spell Coconut’ Meme Offers Racy Advice For Dick Riding

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm23One Twitter user really heated up the internet with a sexy tweet offering dick riding advice. The user wrote, “dick riding tip #1: spell COCONUT with your waist.” The tweet set off an entire “spell coconut” craze and has been liked over 200,000 times since it was posted.

Twitter users wasted no time responding, with some men giving the advice a nod of approval and ladies pulling out their notebooks to jot down notes. “By the time you spell coco I be ready to nut,” one user wrote. “Me looking for more tips cause this just changed my life,” another user wrote.

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Check out more about the ‘spell coconut’ meme: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/spell-coconut/

Sex Fetish Fans From Around The World Board The Annual ‘Torture Ship’ Cruise

16294446236_78a8197d8a_zHundreds of BDSM enthusiasts in full fetish gear piled onto an erotic cruise ship for a kinky annual festival in Germany. Around 500 revellers in full bondage, gimp masks, horse heads and fishnet vests boarded the “Torture Ship,” which has set sail for the past two decades as the world’s largest BDSM boat party. Organizers said the turnout was down slightly this year due to sweltering temperatures.

They added: “There’s a bit less [turnout] than usual, because of the heat. But it is even hotter in paint, leather and latex.” A crowd of spectators watched as the fetishists boarded the ship, which included two men in the latex-nun costumes who did not want to reveal their real names, but said they made the 1,500-mile trip because their kinkiness is more accepted in Germany. Explaining why the party was so popular, organizers said: “In a normal nightclub people are all astonished and some may fidget when they come in latex outfit. On the ship, the guests felt comfortable.”

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Check out more about the annual ‘Torture Ship’: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7200901/Sex-fetish-fans-world-board-annual-Torture-Ship-cruise-Germany.html

Viewing Porn From Parliament’s Computers Is Being Kept Secret

img_5939Parliament claims attempts to access porn from its computers are being kept secret to stop MPs falling victim to hackers. For years Parliament has routinely disclosed information on websites viewed from its network – revealing that up to 200,000 bids to surf X-rated sites have been blocked a year. The authorities have always argued that most of the efforts to view porn were inadvertent or down to so-called malware.

But now Parliament is claiming that it won’t reveal the information because it “may present a security risk if it were to remain publicly accessible.”  Previous sites have even been deleted from the Parliamentary transparency log. As a security expert says, “How is it a security risk to know that a bunch of (predominantly) middle-aged white guys prefer to browse for porn in the office rather than on their home PCs (where their wives might notice)?”

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Check out more about how Parliament is keeping secret who views porn: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7201287/Attempts-access-porn-Parliaments-computers-kept-SECRET.html

Expert Weighs In On Whether Men’s Dicks Get Bigger In Summer

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xMany men believe their dicks look bigger in the summer heat. There’s even a name for it, “summer penis,” aka “a temporary dick fluctuation that, thanks to the heat and warmth, gives you a months-long leg-up on shaft size.” Some men think that because they’re outside and getting the blood pumping, their dicks naturally lengthen and engorge.

One expert says, “It makes sense to me because of the underlying mechanism of how a man’s penis can expand and contract in size.” He adds that warmth “increases relaxation of these blood vessels, which increases the blood flow through them, filling out the penis more and giving it a longer, fuller appearance.” While there’s no definitive scientific proof for summer penis, the amount of men who believe their dicks look bigger in the heat is undeniable.

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Check out more about “summer penis”: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/is-summer-penis-real_l_5cffdc6be4b00a4c6abfa805

LoveHoney Reveals The Most Popular Sex Toy In Australia

white-1822497_640A new survey by sex toy retailer LoveHoney has revealed Australia’s favorite pleasure product. The most popular sex toy in the country is a vibrator described on LoveHoney’s site as “ergonomically-designed, multispeed, contactless, clitoral vibrator.” The Desire Clitoral Vibrator, priced at AU$99.95, has been voted ‘The World’s Best Vibrator’ by Good Housekeeping Magazine.

The sex toy holds a four-and-a-half star rating out of five with reviewers who’ve purchased it declaring it “the best vibrator I have ever owned.” New data also shows other top-selling sex toys, which include cock rings, the classic Rabbit vibrator, and anal sex toys. Australians also enjoy Orgasm Gel at AU$24.95, described on the site as “luxuriously light and silky smooth.”

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Check out more about Australia’s favorite sex toy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7186651/The-selling-sex-toys-Australia-revealed.html

There’s A New Sex Toy For Trans Folks

Image Credit: WildFlowerSex.com

The Enby by Wild Flower, a company owned and operated by nonbinary folks, is a new sex toy specifically made for trans people. Many sex toys are designed with cisgender people in mind, like masturbator sleeves, vibrators and dildos. But Wild Flower’s goal with the Enby was to break that mold and create an accessible, flexible sex toy that can change to meet the needs of any partner’s body.

The Enby is refreshingly versatile—it can be laid flat for humping, folded into a stroker, tucked into a harness, or even just placed between two people during sex. It has three vibrating speeds and five patterns. The Enby can be used for solo or partner play, and its comfortable design makes it so it can “stay with you through all of life’s transitions.”

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Check out more about a new sex toy specifically for trans folks: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/enby-sex-toy-review/