Category: Oh myyy

Ariana Grande Drops Horniest Album Yet

Fans are feeling some things over Ariana Grande’s new album Positions—specifically, in their pants. “Ima leave it open like a door, come inside it/ Even though I’m wifey, you can hit it like a side chick,” she sings on “34 + 35.” (Hint: It equals 69). Other notable songs on the album include “Nasty,” where she talks about being impatient: “Swear it’s just right for ya/ Like this pussy designed for ya,” she sings softly.

Ariana’s lustful lyrics are also relating to a lot of people feeling sexually repressed in quarantine. “Why my pussy throbbing tho with this new album. GODDAMN,” said a fan on Twitter. “Ariana really just asked to be fucked till daylight and she’s never been more relatable than [right now]. Go ahead and get your back cracked sis,” another user tweeted.

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Check out more about Ariana Grande’s new horny album: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/ariana-grande-album-positions-horny-memes/

Church Gets New Altar After Threesome Between Priest And Dominatrices

The archbishop of New Orleans has consecrated a new altar at a Catholic church in Louisiana after the previous one was the site of a “demonic” threesome between a priest and two dominatrices. “The church is a very holy place,” the archbishop told the congregation. “When a church has been used for unholy things and it has been desecrated, we must drive away the evil spirit, and that is what we do today.”

The church’s former priest was caught recently having sex with two corset-clad dominatrices on the altar by a witness who recorded part of the threesome on their phone then called the cops. The dominatrices who got dragged into the controversy are adult film actresses Mindy Dixon and Melissa Cheng. As he blessed the church’s new altar, the archbishop said that the previous one had been removed and burned, saying “His desecration of the altar is demonic.”

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Check out more about a church getting a new altar after a threesome with a priest and two dominatrices:https://nypost.com/2020/10/11/church-gets-new-altar-after-threesome-between-priest-dominatrices-report/

Emmy Rossum Defends Getting Naked On TV

“Shameless” star Emmy Rossum was not having it when a man tried to shame her on Twitter for on-screen nudity. She tweeted that she wanted to get an “I’M SPEAKING” t-shirt after the vice presidential debate, in which Kamala Harris clapped back at Mike Pence for interrupting her several times. A man responded crudely, “Yeah your shirts that say I GET PAID TO GET NAKED ON TV are sold out.”

Emmy Rossum is no stranger to racy sex scenes, and she responded unapologetically: “I get paid to tell stories and life sometimes involves this awesome thing called sex. Maybe you’ve just never had any so you don’t know.” In the past, Emmy has spoken out about the importance of women being able to express their sexuality on screen and why she continues to act in scenes featuring explicit sex. She said, “What I think is so interesting about showing sexuality as part of art is no different than showing any other part of life to inform the art. Sexuality is a part of life, I hope, and it’s interesting that the women on the stage get to write, and we get to show characters.”

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Check out more about Emmy Rossum defending sex and nudity on TV: https://www.buzzfeed.com/morganmurrell/emmy-rossum-twitter-response-man-shaming-her-sex-scenes

Matthew McConaughey Reveals Dad Died During Sex With Mom

Matthew McConaughey’s new memoir has plenty of juicy confessions—but no one could’ve guessed what he’d reveal about his family history. The Oscar-winner opened up that his beloved father, James Donald McConaughey, died just how he knew he always would: in bed with wife, Kay. “I got a call from my Mom. ‘Your dad died.’ My knees buckled. I couldn’t believe it. He was my dad. Nobody or nothing could kill him. Except mom,” the star said in an excerpt featured in his People cover story.

He added, “He’d always told me and my brothers, ‘Boys, when I go, I’m gonna be makin’ love to your mother.’ And that’s what happened. He had a heart attack when he climaxed.” He and Kay had an on-again, off-again relationship, marrying each other three separate times. Matthew was conceived shortly after their third wedding.

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Check out more about Matthew McConaughey revealing his dad died during sex with his mom: https://pagesix.com/2020/10/17/matthew-mcconaughey-reveals-his-dad-died-while-makin-love-to-his-mother/

Kate Winslet Gave Saoirse Ronan The Gift Of A Lesbian Sex Scene For Her Bday

Lesbian sex scenes are the gifts that keeps on giving, according to Kate Winslet. Winslet recently admitted that she purposefully scheduled one of the many sex scenes in her new movie so that it would be filmed on her costar’s Saoirse Ronan’s birthday. The new lesbian movie she’s starring in with Ronan is a love story about a secret affair in the 19th century.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Kate said, “I just wanted her to have, frankly, a great memory in her film life, regardless of how the scene played out or the movie turned out.” Yes, she wanted Saoirse Ronan to get to experience lesbian sex on her birthday because she knew it would be memorable! Kate continued, “I knew that it would be [great] just because of the experience that we would share together. I knew that it would be very equal.”

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Check out more about Kate Winslet scheduling a lesbian sex scene for her costar’s birthday: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/in-perfect-lesbian-news-kate-winslet-scheduled-he

Sex Club Hosting Safe Halloween Orgy Amidst COVID-19

One of the most notorious sex clubs is back for Halloween with a bang (literally). Snctm—which has reportedly hosted Gywneth Paltrow and Bill Maher at its orgies in the past—has been (probably not-all-that) quietly hosting small events, and it’s planning another bacchanal for Halloween. “Thus far, they’ve held two events since returning from hiatus, all with COVID rapid testing of every person who enters the premises,” said an insider.

They’re using temperature checks, Quidel’s Sofia swab tests, which Snctm says have a “reported sensitivity greater than 97 percent,” and are limiting sex parties to thirty participants. Invitations to the Black Death-themed Halloween party (of course that’s the theme) say the normal “armed security will be augmented at the door by a board-certified physician and his team performing SARS-CoV-2 rapid testing.” Asked if people were still having sex at the parties in spite of the pandemic, a spokesperson said, “I would say thus far the behavior of our guests within the parties has indicated a great pent-up demand for our events, and an appreciation of the precautions we have undertaken.”

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Check out more about a COVID-safe Halloween orgy: https://pagesix.com/2020/10/12/upscale-sex-club-snctm-plots-black-death-themed-halloween-party/

There’s A New Show About Horny Nuns’ Sexual Fantasies

BBC is bringing us the horny TV show we all need right now. The new gothic drama is about nuns’ erotic fantasies and sexual repression. “Black Narcissus” is a love story which explores the sexual fantasies of Anglican nuns living in the Himalayas.

The three-part adaption of the 1939 classic novel follows the nuns to Nepal, where they hope to set up a new order in a remote mountain palace of Mopu—rumored to be “a wild place.” There, the head nun feels, err, drawn to the land agent, while some of the other nuns begin to fantasize about all the sexy shenanigans (read: orgies) that once took place at the palace. The drama also boasts a pretty all-star cast with Gemma Arterton (the upcoming The King’s Man) in the lead role as Sister Clodagh, flanked by Alessandro Nivola (American Hustle) as Mr Dean, and the late Diana Rigg (Game of Thrones) as Mother Dorothea.

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Check out more about a horny new show about nuns’ sexual fantasies: https://mashable.com/video/black-narcissus-diana-rigg/

There’s Now A Porn Parody Game

If you liked Netflix’s Narcos, you’ll love NarcosXXX. Narcos doesn’t shy away from the action, so it’s no surprise it’s finally made its way into the XXX world. Hardcore gamers make their way through a prison filled with armed guards trying to find their lover being held in a cell across the grounds.

You actually have to work for the XXX in the game—and who doesn’t love a good challenge? Once you win and find your lover, you’ve both been in jail for a considerable amount of time—and your lover knows what she wants and how she wants it. In order to please her, you have to move your mouse back and forth to try to hit the right spot on her “pleasure meter,” which is just as hot and graphic as you’d expect.

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Check out more about the porn parody game NarcosXXX: https://www.dailydot.com/nsfw/reviews/narcos-xxx/

New Book Uncovers Presidents’ Sex Lives

Although they might have held the highest office in America, a scandalous new expose reveals a long history of presidents and their wild sexual shenanigans. Sex with Presidents: The Ins and Outs of Love and Lust in the White House uncovers “the bedroom secrets” of the powerful elected officials. The book covers Thomas Jefferson having six children with his slave Sally Hemmings, who was the half-sister of his wife, as well as Warren G. Harding exchanging lusty letters with his wife’s best friend.

And of course the book details JFK’s infamous affairs, including with Marilyn Monroe and sex in the White House pool and Jackie O’s bed. It covers seemingly prim Woodrow Wilson’s “raging libido” whose mistress was almost paid $500,000 to publish his love letters to her. The book also touches on modern presidents, including Bill Clinton who liked to, ahem, “do business” on his desk.

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Check out more about a new book detailing the secret sex lives of famous American presidents: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8791145/New-book-uncovers-presidents-sex-lives-including-JFKs-romps-Jackies-bed.html

Older European Women Are Traveling To Gambia For Sex With Younger Men

Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel

A new documentary reports on a new tourism trend seeing older, “thrill-seeking” European women traveling to West African country Gambia for sex with younger men. The documentary titled “Sex on the Beach,” described the Gambian nightlife scene as “hundreds of older white women with young black men.” As one horny tourist said, “It’s paradise. You could have a different man every night.”

In the Gambian community, they call these women “holidaymakers.” “They are holidaymakers,” said a Gambian man who enjoys sex with these women. “Someone who comes to fuck you and leave you.” These older women looking for passion are young at heart . . . and in the loins.

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Check out more about older European women traveling to Gambia for sex with younger men: https://nypost.com/2020/09/29/why-are-elderly-women-seeking-love-with-young-men-in-gambia/