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Greedy Money Bitch

By Intoxicating Isabelle

What’s Up Money Pig?

Are you just a lonesome sad little piggie?  Are you lusting after your Greedy Money Bitch lover’s body?  You know that everything comes with a price with a Financial Domination Phone sex bitch like me, don’t you?
No… You expect to pay for something that is as priceless as a Greedy Money Bitch with a sexy, smoking hot body.  You would do anything just to be in my presence…
You know that you could never deserve a woman such as me.
You have probably lusted after women like me from afar for as long as you can remember.

You can even probably remember the plethora of times you have tried to buy the affections of a gorgeous woman only to be laughed at or petted like a pathetic dog.

You have learned to accept your place: a stupid money pig phone sex slave that was meant to serve only the strictest and meanest of women.

You Are A Human ATM Slave
This is why you stand now broken, worthless and useless before your Greedy Money Bitch Mistress, ready to beg and plead to serve me.  You know that I do not NEED or even WANT your money, but your financial domination is the price you must pay to be offered a spot as my obedient money pig.
I find it mildly amusing to use you like some sort of human ATM slave.  You are nothing more than another credit card for me to pamper and spoil myself like the financial domination phone sex Queen that I am.
You will only find pleasure in being used for the money in your wallet.  You will take on extra jobs and tasks just so that you can keep your Greedy Money Bitch happy.  You will work endlessly for only minutes of my time and in those minutes you will be complete and happy.
Come now my obedient money slave phone sex boy and get ready to be used by your Greedy Money Bitch.  I have a Wish List  that needs some attention too!
Ciao,
Isabelle

NEWS: Aussie Couple Gives Google’s Cameras A Site To See!

For some folks getting caught doing the dirty deed on video is a nightmare come true, for others it catapults them into reality stardom, lol! Lastly, you have your run-of-the-mill aspiring exhibitionists.

A sensual and enthusiastic Australian couple spotted a Google car coming their way, and decided to do what any normal couple would do, stage a road-side humping! Unfortunately they weren’t actually engaging in the act, but the bloke did drop trou, and they assumed the position with great form. The best part of it is, the chick smiled and waved for the Google cams, a total class act!

I guess that’s Oz’s version of a Chinese fire drill! Huff Post has the pictures for your viewing pleasure!

Link for Article: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/11/couple-sex-on-google-street-view_n_3055660.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

NEWS: No More Fuss for the Bust!

This is epic news for the ladies. The necessity of wearing a bra to keep your bosoms lifted and perky could all be a sham, according to French doctor, Jean-Denis Rouillon. Rouillon studied 330 women over 15 years.  What a pimp! In his 15 years of research he found that women who wore a bra on a regular basis would notice the twins heading down south more than women that went commando.

“Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity,” Rouillon said in a radio interview Wednesday. “On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra.” This is totally liberating, but for us ladies with Nat Geo nipples we may still have to rock a bra with certain material.  While on the subject of nipples, Rouillon also noted that for women who didn’t wear bras, ”on average their nipples lifted seven millimeters in one year in relation to the shoulders.” Think of all of the money women will save, and all of the boners it will cause!

I have full intentions to trailblaze the sans bra fashion this summer. If it stirs up any controversy my response will be  “It’s what the French are doing!” Happy Friday!

On a completely separate and unrelated note:  Ryan Gosling. You’re welcome…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zAbT0NkcLU

NEWS: Votes were casted, BIGGER IS BETTER

This is legit, science has proved that women do not care about the motion in the ocean; it’s the size that matters! These findings come from the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. This isn’t just water cooler chat, fellas!

The Australian National University ran an experiment with 105 Australian women, with the average age of 26. These women were asked to rate computer-generated pictures of men on a scale from 1-7 to determine who made them hot and bothered. The results are in and women were more attracted to tall men, with broad shoulders, and narrow hips and a big HELLOOOOO!

The study did show that women were more attracted to the tall men with the giant dongs, but women were almost equally attracted to shorter men with smaller penises, as long as it was proportioned to their bodies. Whatever… big whoop, 105 women in Oz prefer a huge cock rather than another “Shrimp on the barbie”, maybe the consensus is different in other parts of the world. HAHAHAHA, PSSSSSYYYYCH probably not!

 

Link for Article: https://perezhilton.com/fitperez/2013-04-09-proceedings-of-the-national-academy-of-sciences-prove-that-women-like-big-penises#.UWWBwxxZcrh

PhoneSexLove: My Interview with “MJ”

I am Mistress June and this is an interview with the new marketing guy at NiteFlirt, MarketingJohn. Referred to sometimes as MJ but not to be confused with Michael Jackson. (I have a few connections, but not those kinds of connections.)

Question #1 – Who are you? You can be direct, you can muse metaphysically, you can share whatever you like. But please tell us who you are and be sure to include what you do for a living.

MJ: I am the new guy. The guy who has taken over Marketing at NiteFlirt. I come from a crazy background, with hands in all kinds of quirky businesses and ‘off the beaten path’ gigs and adventures. I bring a real strong creative sensibility to my world here at NiteFlirt and intend on pushing as many envelopes as I possibly can, although admittedly most of those envelopes may already be open in this little world that we all call home now. Ha.

I’ve already had about a thousand ideas for ways that we could grow business here at the ‘Flirt, but it’ll be a bit of a push for a little while to get things up and running. I think within a short amount of time we’ll all come up with a million new ideas that we can work into the company, and I can really piss off my immediate superiors with. That’s my cute way of mentioning that I LOVE input and creative ideas thrown my way, so don’t hesitate!

Question #2 – You mention testing your boss and getting creative. I relate to that rebel artist energy very much! But I am curious about the structure you will be rebelling against. What can you share with us about NiteFlirt to help us understand this phone sex industry platform that so many of us have come to depend on?

MJ:  I’m more referring to that rebel energy in terms of coming up with newer and more creative ways to market ourselves. It can always be a challenge within the adult industry so we need to spin a web that is inclusive of everyone without scaring anyone away. It can be tricky! It is such an interesting space because, let’s face it, almost everyone LOVES what we do, but a lot of those people prefer to keep that love somewhat hidden. It’s my job to find ways to draw those people out a little more and show them that it’s alright to let their kink flag fly with us!
At NiteFlirt we really consider ourselves and the site to be just one big wacky, kinky team. We value the Flirts so much, as well as our callers, and just want to continue to create a world where we can all keep playing and enjoying ourselves. A big part of that is my job since I’m figuring out how to bring that world to all of us. The truth is that we all really love our jobs and we have a really great time working together.

Okay, question #3 – My last question, have you ever tried phone sex?
He he… just kidding! Are you blushing? No, that is not my last question either.
Final question, what is one of your goals for the future of NiteFlirt? Tell us about something you are working on.

MJ:  Ha. I am a bit of a pussycat so I haven’t really delved into phone sex too much. I know that’s not your official question but just answering because i don’t mind. I definitely don’t have the “I want to be dominated and pushed around” side really. But I guess sometimes the boys don’t know they do, huh? Ha.
I honestly have so many goals at the ‘Flirt. Continue to grow and build on the social media footprints that we have already started on the last few months. Everything from continuing to grow our Tumblr blog to better communication on Twitter, and a deeper community feel on Facebook. Not to mention NiteFlirt’s own blog! We’re active on so many other sites, but that’s just to name a few where people can engage with me and NiteFlirt as a whole.

We are also working to come up with some new and innovative ways that callers can interact with the Flirts. It’s all a little overwhelming right now because we are just trying to get things really rolling while cooking up new concepts as well. The beginning of something is always the toughest and I’m definitely dealing with that right now. My specialty is ‘having fun’ though so really I just want to come up with new and exciting ways that we can satisfy all the communities at NiteFlirt; the callers, the Flirts, the company, and everyone in between.

Well, thank you for your time, MarketingJohn! I am excited about the future of NiteFlirt and eager to see your fun angle on how we can all better connect.
Folks should feel free to contact MJ through any of the NiteFlirt social media outlets or through comments here.

(This is the first installment of PhoneSexLove, a
new weekly column to be published here each Wednesday. Find out
more and listen to an accompanying podcast at PhoneSexLove.com.)

 

NEWS: Is “The More The Merrier”?

To the outside world 67-year-old Grahame and his 58 -year-old wife, Sandra seem to live a normal life. They enjoy gardening together, vacationing, and spending time with their 7 grandchildren. Idyllic way to spend your golden years with your loved one, right? Well… this quintessential older couple has a very new-age marriage arrangement. Grahame can get stray tail whenever he desires, and Sandra is okay with this!

The 67-year-old Casanova uses dating sites for fleeting flings and affairs with the approval of his wife, Sandra. Grahame is a frequent user of maritalaffair.co.uk, an online dating website which promotes itself as ‘a dating arena for those looking for extramarital relations.’ Yes folks these websites do exist! Keep in mind that this couple has been married for 25 years, I’m not sure if they are geniuses or if they’re cuckoo for cocoa puffs. One thing is for sure; Grahame is cuckoo for strange ass.

Grahame says: “My wife is into other things. She is grandkids-mad and likes shopping. To be blunt. she isn’t that interested in sex anymore. Lots of women go off sex as they get older. “They go through the menopause and their bodies change and it’s not their fault. Men and women are very different. Men’s brains don’t change. We still think about sex every minute of the day even when we get older.”

“We both respect we are into different things so she turns a blind eye to me putting adverts online for casual flings. I used to use lonely hearts ads in newspapers then two years ago I heard about a website where married people openly look for an affair. It’s full of people like me.”

“We are great friends and great friends give and take. I give my wife anything she wants whenever she wants. I take her on holiday to anywhere she likes. Sometimes she goes away with the grandkids. I keep asking her if she wants a new car but she’s happy with her old banger.”

“I think the world of my wife and I want to stay with her. I’m a very lucky man because I know most women wouldn’t like what I do. But then most men are liars. I never lie to anyone.”

I’m sure to most men, Grahame is living the dream. He has the companionship and love of his wife, and then the rush of a new slay. I’m not sure if Grahame and Sandra are trailblazing or trendsetting for the future, but you do hear these stories more often these days. I would imagine that under the surface things aren’t copacetic between couples that have these modern arrangements; more like it’s one partner just going with the flow because they don’t want to rock the boat this late in the game. I think that Sandra should get out and have her own meat n greet… I mean meet n greet, it’s only fair.

Grahame goes on to explain: “I don’t see them all the time obviously. I’m not a stud I’m 67! Some I only see a couple of times a year. I arrange more than that because often they don’t materialize. Sometimes women chicken out at the last minute – I think they just like the fantasy.”

“Things start off with a few emails back and forth. Then we exchange pictures. I always drive to meet them, choosing a pub half way between us. I’ll travel anywhere really. There’s one woman in Leeds who I see every few months. I stay overnight at her house. She is a single mother of 55 and calls me whenever she fancies company.”

“The first date is usually just a drink to take the pressure off. Women can be hesitant at first until they get to know and trust someone. If we want to take anything further we’ll arrange a second date. Sometimes we will book a hotel or if she is single I will stay with her.”

WOW this is a lot to digest. I think in today’s world its getting to the point that there is so much temptation, so much access to a fling or affair through dating sites and social media that this might be the mechanics of a relationship in the near future. Can you imagine, looking at your significant other and asking them how their night was, and getting the response, “I came twice, it was a lovely shag, and you?”

 

Link for the Article: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2305701/My-wife-lets-affairs-One-happily-married-man-defends-use-extra-marital-affairs-dating-website.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

NEWS: Sippin’ On Gin and…Jizz?!

Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer believes in making cocktails with love. Photenhauer is the author of Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes and Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook. I’m not sure I’d want the bartender at my local watering hole to get his/her hands on either of these books! I am always down to try new things, however bellying up to the bar for a whiskey sour infused with baby batter sounds a bit bonkers!

“This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits,” announces the Semenology display copy. “Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.” Is anyone else concerned about the comment Photenhauer’s comment about fresh spooge being ‘freshly’ available behind the bar!? I need a bigger purse! I’m all about BYOB (bring your own booze) moving forward!

Prospective Mixologists can look forward to protein packed drink recipes such as: Slightly Saltier Caviar, and the Watermelon Gin Jizz… bottoms up! The Semen Bartender’s Handbook also explains the benefits of guzzling semen, which includes healthy hair, skin, and nails. What lengths will you go for healthy nails and shiny locks? I’ll stick with grubbing on avocado and taking vitamin e.

Paul Photenhauer believes people nosh on odd things all the time, he explains to SF weekly: “People eat all kinds of weird stuff. Eggs are the menstruation of chickens. Milk is the mammary excretion from cows. Semen is…at least it’s fresh and you know who the producer is.” I have to say that I’m going to think twice about heading in for happy hour if the bouncer yells, “HEY CUM ON IN 2 for 1 tonight!”

Link for Article: https://www.thegloss.com/2013/04/06/sex-and-dating/semen-cocktail-cookbook/

Blacknotherapy

By SarasPlayroom

Do you want to fall deeper under the spell of Big Black Cock? Travel deeper into your sexual psyche where I will mind-bend you to lust for Black Cock only? I have devised the most powerful Black Cock therapy to create the most intense obsession and addiction to BBC using Blacknotherapy. Blacknotherapy is erotic hypnosis and sexual reprogramming where you will be Blacknotized to lust for Black Cock and sexually superior Black Men. Even if you have already fallen for cock, you will no longer even crave white cock. And if you are straight, I will use my supreme power of coercion, wicked Pay to View visuals, Mantras and Blacknotherapy to force you to worship BBC.

My latest feedback from a man who was formerly straight as an arrow, but I irrevocably bent that arrow. Not only did I bend it, but he also serves a Black Master and is now gay for Black Cock.

“I can’t express how much Sara has transformed me and reprogrammed my brain. I am gay and don’t even remember being attracted to women. Sara is making me go gayer every time we speak. Sara is the best at what she does. Be warned, it can happen to you.”

My newest Niteflirt Pay to View is my most insidious ever. My PTV contains a link to a Flash Animation visual featuring hypno suggestions and images to subliminally reprogram you, along with wicked Mantras to repeat for full-blown mind-blown effect. Flashing subliminals have come a long way from when Buy Popcorn text and images of Popcorn appeared during upcoming movie previews in the 1950’s and 1960’s. Now, instead of making you hungry for Popcorn, my Flash Animation will make you hungry for Black Cock!

Click to buy myBlack Cock Hypno PTVnow!

NEWS: Are Women Really HUNG-up on size??

Patrick Moote is a handsome young comedian and actor who went on a quest after a failed marriage proposal to his girlfriend at a UCLA basketball game went viral. I actually watched some of the youtube and felt so horrible for the guy I couldn’t bare to watch the rest. This rejection lit a fire in Moote to create “Unhung Hero”, a documentary showcasing his truth-seeking journey of whether or not penis size matters.

According to Men’s Health, “Unhung Hero played to a packed house at SXSW, no doubt thanks to Moote plastering photos of himself—his whole self—all over the festival to drum up interest in his flick. Afterward, the brave star shared why coming up short is anything but a death sentence for your love life.”

Patrick tells Men’s Health: “To be completely honest, I think physically, there’s a big problem with having too big of a penis. If your penis is too big, physically you don’t fit with this person. Women have different-sized vaginas, men have different-sized penises, and you find the right fit for two people and it works. But it’s more than just a physical fit. Your interests have to work together. We did a ton of man-on-the-street stuff, which I hated because it was me talking to strangers about my penis. [Laughs] But we talked to a bunch of guys where a small penis, for them, was something they almost wanted because there were times in relationships where, physically, it didn’t work. The sex hurt the women. If your penis is small, at least you can supplement—physically, you’re not actually hurting the person.”

I applaud Moote, he might not be well endowed but he has a set of balls on him for coming forward and making this documentary, and that is sexy! I personally don’t need a man to pack heat, however I won’t complain . I do agree with Patrick Moote that there is a right fit for each person, and there is much more to factor in, if in fact you are looking for more than just sex. I can’t say that a missile is going to keep a relationship going for the long haul; I would think there has to be more. To read the rest of Moote’s interview with Men’s Health click here.

Link for Article: https://news.menshealth.com/patrick-moote-unhung-hero/2013/03/23/

NEWS: A Shot Of Southern Comfort A Day Will Keep the Doctor Away!

I’ve read that the occasional glass of red wine is healthy and encouraged, but this is definitely the first time I’ve heard that Southern Comfort has contributed to a person’s longevity.

Nancy Lamperti, a lovely 101-year-old Staten Island woman claims that her liquid diet over the years has attributed to her long life. Nancy throws back four alcoholic beverages a day, get it girl! According to https://blog.silive.com/inside_out_column/2013/03/a_staten_island_womans_recipe_for_living_a_long_life.html

she indulges with two glasses of Paisano wine at lunch; around 4 o’clock she treats herself to a small glass of Southern Comfort, and ends her day with a Bud! This is definitely food, or shall I say booze for thought.

Nancy actually turned the big 101 Saturday, Happy Birthday Nancy! Cheers to you!