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Sex Toy App Tells Women How Many Calories They Burn While Masturbating

A new Fitbit-style app linked to vibrators can tell women exactly how many calories they’ve burnt by masturbating. ZALO USA is the first sex toy manufacturer in the world to offer the feature, which they claim is based on an algorithm backed by a scientific study which suggests masturbating burns around three calories every minute. The research the app is based on found sex – from foreplay to climax – burns the equivalent of 3.6 calories every minute.

ZALO admits masturbation will not burn as many calories as sex, but after testing on 218 women, they found the women burned up to six calories every minute. The calorie-counting app monitors the duration, the setting of vibration women choose to use, and even how loud women are while masturbating. ZALO says the higher the vibrations, the higher a woman’s heart rate – which means she will burn more calories – and if a woman masturbates three times a week for 10 minutes, she could burn 90 calories.

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Check out more about a masturbation app that tells you how many calories you’ve burned: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7167607/The-app-tells-women-calories-burn-MASTURBATING.html

Elderly Postwoman Delivers An ‘Extra Girth’ Dildo In Very Revealing Packaging

A woman who does racy modeling online learned a valuable lesson about ordering discount sex toys off the internet. After ordering an ‘extra girthy’ dildo from a discount sex toy retailer, she was mortified when her elderly postwoman delivered it in very revealing packaging. “The worst part about it was she was holding it by the balls and you could clearly tell there was a dildo in there. She was holding it like a sword when she handed it to me,” the woman said.

“She definitely knew what it was. I wanted the floor to swallow me up.” She added that the dildo “looked exactly like the more expensive one, so I decided to give it a go. I thought ‘what’s the worst that could happen?'” To sum up the very embarrassing experience, she said: “Everybody’s probably had [an online shopping] disaster but this tops them all.”

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Check out more about an elderly postwoman delivering an extra girthy dildo: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7235917/Married-model-mortified-elderly-postwoman-hands-extra-girthy-sex-toy.html

Instagram Model Trolls Fans With Fake Porn Videos

Popular Instagram model and cosplayer Belle Delphine had a clever way to get likes on one of her photos—porn. The 19-year-old with over 3.5 million followers on Instagram promised fans she would make a Pornhub account if she got 1 million likes on a racy photo. She’s posted X-rated content before, and is known for making Ahegao faces, which are expressions often used in Japanese anime and manga pornography.

After her photo reached 1 million likes, Belle uploaded 12 videos to Pornhub as promised—but the content was far from what fans expected. One video titled “Belle Delphine strokes two big cocks,” showed her with two stuffed cockerels. In another video, “PewDiePie goes all the way inside Belle Delphine,” she slowly ate a picture of the famous YouTuber. As one Twitter user wrote, “Belle Delphine really just clowned all of us.”

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Check out more about an Instagram model trolling fans with fake porn videos: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/belle-delphine-fake-porn-troll/

Notorious Bondage Dungeon Auctions Off Its Entire Torture Collection

Temple 22, which described itself as “Sydney’s number one BDSM Dungeon and Fantasy House,” closed its doors recently—and everything must go. From whips and nipple clamps to gimp masks and surgical instruments, the kinky contents of Temple 22 is being sold online for sadomasochism aficionados. Included in the 403-item catalogue are leather masks, ball gags, and whips made of hair, suede, leather, PVC and rubber.

There are kangaroo hide stockwhips, a white leather straight jacket and a dog bowl with “MAN” on the side. On the third page of the catalogue is “a set of four speculums, a proctoscope, a stainless steel medical container, surgical implement and kidney dish.” There’s also “a group of sani stainless steel lidded theatre dishes together with medical scissors, a stethoscope and a reflex implement.” And for the true BDSM enthusiast, there are sets of sensory tools including talons, nipple clamps and ball crushers.

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Check out more about Temple 22 auctioning off its BDSM collection: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7126325/Contents-bondage-dungeon-including-gimp-masks-nipple-clamps-sale-online-auction.html

Train Guard Fired For Filming Hardcore Porn Movies In Carriages

A German railway worker lost her job after getting caught shooting porn films on empty trains at night. The train guard posed as a dominatrix in her railway uniform—punishing male ‘passengers’ who had dodged their fares. In a video she’s seen inviting a man into the driver’s cab to film a naughty BDSM scene.

She tells the man, “Now I’ll show you what I do with passengers who haven’t paid their fares. Pull your trousers down, I want to see your naked ass!” After that, she brandishes a whip at the role-playing fare dodger. The X-rated videos were filmed on regional trains in eastern Germany, and once the state-owned railway company found out about them, the woman was immediately fired.

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Check out more about a dominatrix train-guard who filmed porn in railway carriages: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7054611/Female-train-guard-fired-secretly-filming-porn-movies.html

Katz’s Deli Hosts Fake Orgasm Contest For 30th Anniversary Of ‘When Harry Met Sally’

How good is your faux Big O? If you think you have what it takes to raise some, ahem, eyebrows, Katz’s Deli in New York City is hosting a fake orgasm contest in honor of the 30th anniversary of When Harry Met Sally. What better way to celebrate the beloved rom-com than by performing a loud, fake orgasm in a restaurant full of people?

Ballsy attendees can compete to do the best reenactment of Sally’s famous faked orgasm, in the very same restaurant where actress Meg Ryan put on the show three decades ago. When Billy Crystal’s character Harry insists that no woman has ever faked an orgasm with him — insisting that he’d be able to tell — Meg’s character Sally proves him wrong by moaning loudly for over a minute at a table in the crowded restaurant, attracting the attention of everyone in it. Both men and women can compete, and will be judged by how well they’re able to make customers say, “I’ll have what she’s having!”

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Check out more about the Katz’s Deli’s fake orgasm contest: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7083311/Katzs-Deli-NYC-hosting-fake-orgasm-contest-Harry-Met-Sallys-30th-anniversary.html

This Adaptable Vibrator Can Bend To Your Pleasure

Crescendo is the new body-adapting vibrator designed to get you off. The incredibly versatile design lets users explore their bodies and figure out exactly what makes them cum. The Crescendo differs from other adult toys because users can bend it into nearly any shape they want, making it a great toy for solo as well as partner play.

“This toy can do what a lot of other toys can’t,” the toy’s maker says. “It’s firm yet malleable, so users are able to customize it to their individual needs.” Using six powerful motors, the Crescendo can be bent into a “clip” shape which is ideal for nipple stimulation, an elongated “U” shape for dual clitoral and G-spot stimulation, or slightly bent to a finger shape that’s ideal for prostate play. Like most other smart devices, the Crescendo connects via Bluetooth to the free MysteryVibe app, which can be used to control the vibrator from up to 10 meters away—doubling the fun during partner play!

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Check out more about a body-adapting vibrator: https://www.dailydot.com/bazaar/mysteryvibe-crescendo-vibrator/

Andy Cohen Describes Threesome With A Straight Couple On Howard Stern

Bravo’s openly gay host Andy Cohen opened up to Howard Stern about the threesome he had with a straight couple. The tryst is collected in Stern’s new book of his greatest interviews, “Howard Stern Comes Again.” Cohen describes wanting to “lose his virginity” (meaning, sleep with a woman for the first time) for his 40^th birthday.

Cohen told Stern: “One of the things that was on my turning-40 bucket list was, ‘How cool it would be to lose my virginity?’ In my mind, if I did it, I would want to do it with a straight couple.” He said he texted his friend Kelly Ripa a graphic photo related to the threesome. But sadly, when Cohen moved ahead with his plan, he ended up as a naked spectator and is sadly still a virgin.

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Check out more about Andy Cohen’s attempted threesome with a straight couple: https://pagesix.com/2019/04/14/andy-cohens-threesome-highlighted-in-new-howard-stern-book/

Cincinnati Couple Charged With Having Sex On 150-Foot SkyStar Wheel

A horny couple couldn’t contain their excitement at a tourist attraction in Cincinnati. They were arrested for having sex in public at the city’s SkyStar Wheel in front of shocked crowds of people. According to court documents, the frisky pair fucked in front of the 150-foot observation wheel.

The couple “engaged in sexual intercourse in the open in front of children and adults,” the report states. The SkyStar Wheel has 36 enclosed and climate-controlled gondolas, each holding up to six passengers, with rides lasting 12 minutes. It seems they took the idea of “riding” the wheel a little too far…

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Check out more about a couple having sex on a 150-foot SkyStar Wheel: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6865865/Cincinnati-couple-charged-having-sex-150-foot-SkyStar-Wheel.html

NYPD’s Body Cam Accidentally Recorded Cops In Illicit Sex Act

An NYPD officer accidentally captured a lot more than she would’ve liked on her body cam. She inadvertently recorded herself performing oral sex on her boss in a squad car. Police are looking into the alleged encounter between the female officer and her male sergeant during a recent midnight shift in Brooklyn.

It’s thought the camera switched on when the officer tucked the device inside her vest. As the exchange took place, audio of them talking about the sex act was also captured, sources told The New York Post. Meanwhile, the “bad cops” are still working as the investigation is carried out.

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Check out more about a cop’s body cam recording herself giving head to her sergeant: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6806097/NYPD-cops-body-camera-inadvertently-recorded-performing-sex-act-boss.html