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NEWS: Woman Creates Abstract Paintings With Her Boobs

We’re not going to lie, when we discovered this article today we were kind of bummed out. Back in the day, we had an idea to create paintings with our beautiful 36D breasts, but never got around to doing it, and now there’s a woman banking on it. But that’s alright, we guess, because her artwork is pretty fabulous. Meet Marcey Hawk, the beautiful, boobtastic artist who creates abstract paintings with her 30D tits.

Some of her clients include Hugh Hefner, Russell Brand, and her popularity continues to grow. She’s quoted as saying “‘My art is meant to be intimate, erotic, explorative and unique with a hint of whimsy – I call it chaotic yet contained abstraction.” We love her for all of that.

Check out some of her work here.

NEWS: New Sex Toys Revealed at AVN

AVN happened in Vegas last week (NiteFlirt was there!) and one of the many things that go on during the weekend is the Adult Entertainment Expo. It’s a time for toy makers, porn stars, and everyone in between to display their latest products for the year, and get their names out there. It’s pretty amazing, and if you’ve never been, you should go sometime. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_avn

Our favorite part is all the new sex toys that are being revealed, and we thought this Huffington Post list was pretty great. Although the Real Doll line is not new at all, the rest of their list is good. Everything from lube fountains to exercise balls with dildos attached (one of our faves), we’d like one of each please. They may have found some of the things disturbing, but we’re down to try pretty much everything on the list.

See it here.

NEWS: First Sex Doll Launched into Space

While NASA may have lost it’s funding last year, space exploration is still intact and nothing shows us this more than the recent launch of a sex doll into space. Yes, you read that right, a sex doll was launched into space by sex toy company CNV.com INC, proving that the sex industry has it’s priorities intact as well. The results of this experiment are kind of amazing.

They launched the doll into space with a 4.5 pound balloon filled with hydrogen. It climbed into space at a rate of 1400 feet per minute and the doll withstood a lot more atmospheric changes than anticipated. We’re talking hot temperatures, extreme winds, cosmic ray radiation. That doll held up, which says a lot about what they are used to dealing with by naughty users! 😉

Watch the video, and read more about it here:

NEWS: Disney Characters in Bondage Outfits

At this year’s Art Basel in Miami, an artist by the name of Richard Ankron displayed his amazingly creative pieces of art, and we’re obsessed. He took Disney, and other cartoon character figurines and dressed them in bondage outfits. Since the act of bondage is for pleasure, between two consenting adults, he chose to use only characters that displayed big smiles on their faces. And we want to own all of them.  best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bondagecinderella

He took the figurines, dipped their faces in latex and then added in the zippers and chains after they’d dried. He used everyone from Ronald McDonald, to Tinker Bell, and of course, the lovely Cinderella. All of them have this great mixture of purity and risky, and we think this artist is pretty brilliant. He’s got us feeling a bit naughty.

Check out his work here.

NEWS: Man With Two Functioning Dicks Does Reddit AMA

The internet nearly broke this week when a man with two functional dicks announced his existence to the interwebs, and then hosted a Reddit AMA (ask me anything). If you haven’t heard of this gentleman yet, or haven’t seen the hashtag #doubledickdude on Twitter, we’re here to introduce you. We don’t know his real name, but we have learned quite a bit about him from all of the coverage he’s received lately. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_twodicks

Firstly, he is bisexual. He is in a happy relationship with both a man and a woman, who were a couple before meeting him. They became roommates, he revealed his double dicks, and the rest is history. He has crazy sex stories, where he’s had his dicks inside ass and pussy at the same time, with several partners. The whole thing is just wild, and if you want to read all of the answers straight from him, check out his conversation on Reddit.

NEWS: Realtor Caught Fucking In House

The latest funny sex news story going around the web is that of a realtor who listed a house, only to use it to fuck his co-worker. You see, instead of actually bringing people to view the for-sale home, he and his  sex partner would arrive during “showing hours” and just get it on. It’s kind of the ultimate fantasy, if you ask us, but the home owners were not too thrilled. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexhouse

They caught their realtor in the act while viewing some of the security footage from their home cameras. They were surprised when they saw make out sessions, and full on fucking happening in their own bedroom. Whoops! If you’re going to fuck in someone else’s bed, at least make sure the cameras are turned off!

Source.

NEWS: Ways Men Ask for BJ’s

This post may seem crazy, because in our life, we ask for our pussy to be licked if we want our pussy licked, but I guess for some men, “beating around the bush” is their tactic when they want some head. According to this article on TheFrisky.com, there have been some interesting, round about ways that they’ve had men ask for some mouth play. Some of them are pretty funny. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_blowjobs

There is the commonly used “push the head towards the head” tactic, which we have never been a fan of, but who are we to judge. And of course the “my cock is really close to your face anyway, so go for it!” which we’re pretty neutral about. The last one we’ve chosen to mention of their list is the fingers in the mouth right before you fuck, and we’re actually totally into that one, so we say, please do more of that.

See the full list here.

NEWS: Sex Toy Store Meets Cafe, A New Trend?

A new shop opened up in Chelsea, New York back in November of this year that we think is quite splendid. It combines two of our favorite things to do: drink alcohol, and shop at sex toy stores. The combination is brilliant, and we’re having another one of those “we wish we thought of that” moments. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_splashsexshop

It’s even more than a normal cafe, however, as employees have divulged that it leans more towards a night club than a casual bar environment. With black lights, white furniture, and dildos everywhere, it has an atmosphere that will likely fit the bill for any night life lover. Quickie in the corner, anyone?

Are you into the idea?

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NEWS: 11 Pieces of Info About Lesbian Sex

We absolutely adore this piece written on Huffington Post, titled “11 Things You’ve Always Wanted to Know About Lesbian Sex But Were Too Afraid To Ask.” For some straight folks, best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lesbianslesbian sex is a bit of a mystery. The only exposure they’ve had to it is on their free porn websites, in movies, or through rumors about things like “scissoring” that adorn the hallways in high school. For actual lesbians, this is often a frustrating portrayal, and they want to clear the air.

Well, one awesome writer did just that! She took to Huffington Post to share some insight. We want to go read her story on fisting.

Check out her article here.

NEWS: Hilarious Video Takes on Role Play

Role playing is a wildly fun thing to do in the bedroom, if both partners are up for it. Some people are totally down for the character driven sexcapades, while some on the shyer side may steer clear. We personally have had a blast role playing in the past, but we can understand how it can get complicated. That’s why we’re dying of laughter over this hilarious video that takes on the subject! best_phone_sex_niteflirt_roleplaying

They definitely show the more awkward side of role play, but they hit it right on the head, and then take it 15 times further with how it can go so wrong, so quickly. We think our sexy readers are going to love it, so enough talk, let’s get right to it.

Watch the video here: