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Small Penis Humiliation

By Saras Playroom

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Excuse me, but you call that thing between your legs a dick?
More like a sad excuse for a cocktail weenie. Where’s a toothpick
to impale it? How in hell do you expect to please a woman with a micro phallus matchstick?
I bet you have to jerk off with a pair of tweezers because it’s just that small and pathetic

Small penis humiliation and phone sex are nearly inseparable. Underhung men have found that a woman verbally dishing out erotic humiliation enhances their masturbation. Small penis humiliation is so popular that it has its own acronym on the net – SPH. Because men with small penises are rarely capable of sexually satisfying women during sex, wee men turn to other outlets for sexual expression. SPH is arousing to men. It stimulates the same brain center where pain is registered. This brain center is where hormones are released in response to pain and likewise in response to intense humiliation. This hormone release is a pleasure rush which makes orgasms experienced during SPH phone sex extremely powerful. Men often forget that their largest sexual organ is their brain, even though men are known to think mostly with their “little brain.” Solo masturbation or masturbating to porn isn’t enough for a micro male to obtain a macro pleasurable payoff. But small penis humiliation phone sex is.

There are many Flirts who will verbally bash you for having a small dick. If you haven’t experienced small penis humiliation, I’ve given you a taste of what to expect from me from my little ditty above. Small penis humiliation is one of my favorite phone sex calls. When I’m not available live on Niteflirt, I encourage dinky dicked men to buy some of my SPH pay to views including:

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NEWS: Go Topless Every Every Day That Ends In Y in the NYC!

Summer in the big apple is right around the corner, and it’s going to be the tits! As a female New Yorker I’m flabbergasted I was unaware that it’s perfectly legal for women to expose their tatas in New York City!  In February New York City police officers were given specific orders that topless women are not to be arrested.

This is no hoax, or booby trap to get someone arrested. J It seems Holly Van Voast a Bronx Photographer and Performance Artist is behind this topless movement. Van Voast has been known to reveal her tig ol’ bitties in many different areas of NYC including: the A train, and the Oyster Bar in Grand Central, both times ending in her arrest.  Clearly things have changed since then. 

According to the NY times Van Voast filed a federal lawsuit recently that clearly states: “that bare-breasted women should not be cited for public lewdness, indecent exposure or any other section of the penal law.” There you have it ladies, feel free to bare your boobs in NYC! I can understand how you’d want to let it all hang out in the hot humid city summers but not when there’s a nip in the air.

NEWS: A Blowjob A Day Will Keep The Gag Reflex Away!

Ok, I’ve heard it all now! Dr. J. Peter Zeggara, a Sacramento based doctor had an interesting mouthful of suggestions for an unnamed female patient.

This anonymous patient was discussing her angst with Dr. Zeggara about getting an upper gastrointestinal endoscopy, her fears stemming from a ‘very reactive gag reflex.’ Dr Zeggara eased her nerves about the procedure by telling her (in front of her husband); “She should be practicing twice a week on her husband by giving him (oral sex) to address her gagging reflex.” I’m sure after the appointment the husband gave the doc a happy high five!

For anyone unfamiliar with a gastrointestinal endoscopy, the procedure calls for the tip of an endoscope to be inserted into your mouth and moved down through your esophagus and stomach, you get the idea! So even if you’re not an avid deep throater this has to be uncomfortable. As you may have guessed a medical doctor proposing fellatio to a patient might be considered inappropriate.

According to Cassandra Hockenson, with the California Medical Board, Zegarra was really out of line:

“This constituted unprofessional conduct, and so this is a message that this probably wasn’t appropriate. A more appropriate response should have come with regards to dealing with her gag reflex issues.”

Do you think Dr. Zeggara overstepped his boundaries with his honky tonk remedies?

NEWS: Does Your Phone Plan Include Unlimited Sexting?

Don’t let us ladies fool ya, we aren’t has demure as you think! J Harlequin, the sensual romance novel publisher conducted a survey with women that revealed 43% of women engage in dirty talk over text.  Scandalous, but not shocking.

Within that 43% an astonishing two-thirds stated they would only send risqué texts while in an exclusive relationship, and 35% said they just need a few dates before they’re ready to pony up and move from text to sext! From personal experience I’d usually only get filthy with a serious partner but there is always an exception to the rule, trust and respect between two people will allow for some cock shots and boobie pics fo sho!

Let’s be honest getting caught sending a nudie isn’t the end of the world, every other week a celebrity is caught tweeting or taking a buck naked selfie and their stardom is usually taken to another height because of it.  I’m not encouraging sexting but use your head (the one on your shoulders), and have genuine trust in the receiving end.

 

 

Happy Friday!

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NEWS: No Funny Business On Linkedin!

These days Linkedin is just as popular as facebook and twitter. Linkedin allows peeps to market themselves, and connect with potential business acquaintances. It seems everyone has an account: consultants, the unemployed, the employed, stay at home moms, aspiring actors, etc. However, Linkedin does prohibit prostitutes from using their services. Hmm…I think that hookers would help the network, they’d definitely all have 500+ connections!

The network recently declared a new privacy policy and user agreement that prevents members from creating “profiles or providing content from promoting escort services or prostitution.” Brothel owner Dennis Hof has a bone to pick with Linkedin founders Jeff Weiner and Reid Hoffman, he feels the new rule is unjust and lacks distinction.

Dennis Hof owns the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Mound House, Nevada where prostitution is legal. Sounds like a lovely establishment. Hof spoke to the Huffington Post and says he finds the policy pretty hypocritical considering it doesn’t effect porn stars, and according to Hof, a high percentage of them do escorting for extra moolah on the side. Hof goes on to state, “The FBI says anyone who takes money for sex is a prostitute.”

Hof has full intentions of grabbing the attention of Linkedin founders Jeff Weiner and Reid Hoffman with his frustrations towards the policy change. “Weiner is a funny name for a guy trying to stop sex,” Hof added. Well played, Hof!

NEWS: Condoms Uniquely Designed For The Booty!

Origami Condoms had the brilliant idea of creating a condom specifically for anal sex, the new product is called RAI (Receptive Anal Intercourse).   Origami Condoms state they are the first to develop a back door lover’s rubber.

It is worn internally by the receiving male/female partner, the penetrating partner does not need to wear a condom, so you can achieve the closest thing to riding bare back. Origami’s intentions are to provide both sexual partners with an optimal experiencing by enhancing safety and satisfaction. Sounds like a win-win for all! The condom has yet to be approved by the FDA but Oragami has high hopes for a 2015 release.  For more details read here.

NEWS: Why Your First Date Should be Shag Free!

We’ve all heard that ‘going all the way’ on the first date can be detrimental to a potential flourishing relationship, but the majority of people these days have a YOLO mentality. People want to go for the gold straight out of the gates. You know how it goes, awkward dinner, too many drinks, sloppy fast sex! Sounds appetizing right!?

Relationship Expert Dr Wendy Walsh strongly advises against the first night coitus. According to her, having sex on the first date can really fuck things up. I have to agree that the anticipation for the first time mounting can be exciting, and allow for emotional bonding in the meantime. Everyone can vouch that sexual tension that is built up from resisting temptation is almost like foreplay.

Dr. Wendy Walsh offers up 9 solid reasons why you should stay PG during the beginning of a courtship on the Huffington Post.

NEWS: A Poke on Facebook trumps Pokin’ in the bedroom!?

Quality of communication and relationships has been affected significantly in the last decade, I would go out on a limb and say for the worst in one most cases. Most people can’t sit through a dinner without tweeting, poking, or liking, which can be annoying as all hell. In a recent survey by Sachs Media Group, women between the ages of 18-34 revealed they’d rather have their smartphones than have sex. I wonder if these women were single? I’m single and I’d gladly toss my iphone for a steamy shag, those women should be ashamed.

On the flipside men in that demographic were 5x more likely to go without their smartphone if it meant a shot at some tail, however men were reluctant when asked if they would give up booze for their smartphones. Pussy conquers all!

Social media and cyber communication is everywhere, people sleep by their phones, tweeting pre and post porkin’! Another survey showed that 36 percent of peeps under the age of 35 checked their social media accounts immediately following sex, and that men are twice as likely to tweet after sex as their female sex mates, #ijustlaidpipe and #makemeasandwichnow could be a few of the hastags that follow their tweets. In the same study, researchers discovered that iphone users were 3x more likely than blackberry users to get their social media fix post intercourse. How ya like dem apples!?

NEWS: TLC For The Clitoris All Week Long!

Well Hallelujah its International Clitoris Awareness Week! Paying homage to the Holy Grail of the female orgasm, which started yesterday May 6th, and runs until May 12th. It makes senses to celebrate the mysterious female sex organ this month considering May also is the month to recognize masturbating!

Clitoraid is a group dedicated to helping victims of female genital mutilation around the globe. The compassionate group decided to turn their efforts towards raising awareness about the clit so people can get cozy with the word, and understand how magical it really is.

Nadine Gary, Clitoraid’s spokesperson explained, “We’ve noticed that the clitoris has not gotten its spot in the limelight. It makes people feel uncomfortable,” she told The Huffington Post. “For this week, we don’t want to focus on genital mutilation.”

Gary said that the clitoris has sat the bench since the 19th century, clitoris orgasms have been deemed “immature” when compared to a vaginal orgasm. SHA RIGHT, if a guy knows how to click the mouse, all is right in the world! “The clitoris doesn’t have a reproductive function so it can be minimized,” Gary said. “It’s up to eight inches long — same as a penis — but it’s inside.” 8 inches, I had no idea…there is a lot to learn! Happy clitter week!

NEWS: Las Vegas Vibrations!

Sin City officially has it all! Vegas now has vibrator races -yes this is real life- people are making bets on which vibrating dildo can cross the finish line first. This mind-blowing game involves up to 8 people, 4 battery-powered dongs, and I would assume lots of booze!

The vibrators are placed on a piece of paper and thrust forward to the finish line by using a mechanism that Fun Factory describes as “a new technology called drive.” Well daaaayumm, seems as though these vibrators have jet packs! Where can I get one?!

It’s not the most cerebral game but at least it’s more complex than Keno, and it gets people really riled up,” says Fun Factory CEO Frederic Walme, who ran the first sex toy race. May the best dildo win!