NEWS: Down on Dating Sites? Might Want to Rethink!

Oh man…dating sites have been plaguing me for years now, they just seem so unromantic, awkward, and far from authentic. I’m petrified of coming across an online profile that actually enchants me just to end up on a date with a psycho like Wookie from ‘Something About Mary’, and I’m sure men are reluctant because they could end up sharing an evening with Large Marge’s twin. I guess that’s when the ole leap of faith comes in, and you just gotta try it out.

Statistics are showing that it’s worth a shot, according to the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences 30% of couples that got hitched between 2005-2012 met online, HELLOOO that’s nuts!

The study involved almost 20,000 people, was funded by eHarmony, and had independent statisticians involved. “It’s a bit of a mystery to us, but it could be because people who sign up for online dating are more goal-oriented toward dating in the first place,” says Grant Langston, Vice President of Customer Experience at eHarmony. “Unlike, say, meeting at a bar, people who join an online dating service may be more serious about finding love. They may also meet people they’re more compatible with from the start. For example, at eHarmony, customers fill out an extensive personal questionnaire so we can best match them.”

I guess there is no shame in trying, I mean what are the odds of dining with Buffalo Bill and ending up as a skin suit!?! I’m a 30-year-old single woman, vintage dating rituals are clearly not working in my favor, watch out Tinder and eHarmony here I come!

NEWS: Porno is a no no on Google Glass!

Google really does go above and beyond to rise above the rest. Earlier this year they released a wearable computer that has a head-mounted display worn just like a regular pair of glasses, hence the name Google Glass. Kick ass!

Since the unveiling of Google Glass MiKandi the Adult App store has worked diligently to produce a porn app for google glass. The app was unveiled to the public on June 3rd (drum roll please), and its called Tits & Glass! However, Google promptly added a new portion to their Glass Platform Developer Policy page that bans any type of porn or sexual explicit material to its users.

“Our policies make it clear that Glass does not allow Glassware content that contains nudity, graphic sex acts, or sexually explicit material. Any Glassware that violates this policy will be blocked from appearing on Glass,” a Google spokesperson stated.

What a bummer for MiKandi, I’m confident Tits & Glass would have been a fanny favorite!

NEWS: Men’s Pillow Talk (Part III), Canada

Today’s interviewee is a sexually savvy stud from Canada who is confident in his desires, and what he looks for in a partner. He’s made it quite clear that he wants an open-minded woman who’s going to let her hair down behind closed doors (and who enjoys facial art ). The common trend with all men I’ve interviewed thus far is that they all seek care-freeness and honesty in the bedroom, understandable that no one wants a stick in the mud. I see one problem with Mr. Canada though, his sex drive is in first gear and I’m hoping for him something kicks it into over drive! Stay tuned for tomorrow’s conclusion with Captain America.

Age:
37.

Country:
Canada.

Current level of sexual libido: 1 being extremely low, 5 being can’t stop thinking about it?
1.

Astrological Sign:
Scorpio.

Have you ever been in love, if so how old were you?
Yes, 37.

What did you love about the sex in that relationship?
It’s different than boning. A different feeling.

What characteristics are you looking for in a woman?
Intelligence, honesty, supportive, understanding, patient.

What characteristics in a women are you looking for in the sheets?
Free, uninhibited.

What is the biggest turn off in bed?
Inhibitions, when a woman ‘thinks’ during sex instead of just being an animal. ‘No don’t cum on my face it’s demeaning.’

Do you enjoy dirty talk? Do you contribute to dirty talk?
Yes on both

What is your favorite sexual position?
I love missionary.  Fucking face to face is nice.

Is there something that you’d like to try in the bedroom, perhaps a fantasy that you are too afraid to ask or suggest? If so, what is it?
No, I think I’ve got it nailed, excuse the pun.

What would you change about yourself in the bedroom?
Maybe be less inhibited myself and more of an animal.

Are you confident and comfortable with your penis size?
Yes

Are you an ass or tits man?
Ass, but really I’m a personality man.

Have you ever tried a dating site, if not are you open to it?
Yes

Have you ever been cheated on?
Probably

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yes

Biggest regret with a woman (if any)?
I don’t think I have any. I have made many mistakes, in life too, but I don’t regret them. It sounds idealistic but life was and is good. And it isn’t going to stop.

Are you satisfied and proud of the way you treat women?
No, I should handle their feelings differently. I think with my head not my heart.

In a perfect world what is your fairytale ending, marriage? marriage with kids? unmarried with no kids, unmarried with kids, open relationships, a few more long term relationships with different women with or without kids?
Very tough to say – our world sucks so I don’t want to bring kids into it. But the question was in a perfect world…married, faithful, 2 daughters

NEWS: If You’re Looking For a Shrimp Dick, Look No Further!

All across the world there are insane, off the wall contests; you have the Extreme World Ironing Championships in the UK, Air Guitar Championships in Finland, Midget Throwing which originated in Australia, and now without further ado the Smallest Penis Contest in Brooklyn, NY! I would shout out “Big Up to Brooklyn” but that would be inappropriate for this situation.  The contest will be held on July 20th at Kings County Bar!

The idea for this event came from Kings County Bar Manager, Aimee Arciuolo. Aimee has had personal experience with a pint size pecker and said it was actually quite delightful. In an interview with NYC blog Gothamist Aimee said:

The discussion came about after I had an exceptionally fun and amazing romp with a man who was less than endowed—it was actually shockingly tiny, like the size of an acorn. He came right out and said, ‘Yes, I know, I’ve got a little pecker. But don’t you worry, we are going to have fun.’ And it was great! That guy seriously smashed it UP in the bedroom.

Aimee and her friends wanted to pay homage to guys with small penises. Aimee truly has a heart of gold, she believes that by giving these men a platform for their teeny weenie sob stories it will hopefully “turn embarrassing stories into empowerment.”  Please keep in mind this contest does have rules, anyone showing up packing heat (anything over 8 inches) will be disqualified! Not only that but they’ll have to buy a round for the judges for trying to steal the thunder from down under. No one likes a show off!

So if you’re interested bring your sense of humor, an open mind, and a magnifying glass! Good luck to all the contenders!

NEWS: Turkish Couples Protesting Their Right To Lock Lips!

In Ankara, Turkey getting frisky in public is not only taboo but possibly on the verge of being prohibited. By frisky I mean innocent tonsil hockey, and possibly some light petting. Turkish media outlets stated that Ankara Subway officials released a statement recently asking passengers “to act in accordance with moral rules.” This declaration came after a couple was caught kissing on a security camera.

The peeps of Ankara were outraged (rightfully so), and decided to tell Ankara Subway officials to kiss off! On Saturday a crowd of about 100 rallied at the subway station and kissed for several minutes to take a stand against the ridiculousness.  Protestors carried signs that read “free kisses.” Unfortunately there was a small group of pro Islamists that carried on their own counter- protest. Sources say police barricades were put up to separate the groups. I hope the pro smoochers of Ankara prevail, PDA can be annoying at times but the thought of having the right to kiss in public taken away seems absurd.  I say, SAVE THE SMOOCH!

NEWS: Could Sex With A Friend Be Therapeutic?

If there were ever a time I’d be a skeptic it would be now! According to divorce life coach Cindy Holbrook the best person to fuck post divorce is a friend. WOW, I would almost think that would be the worst candidate, but Holbrook is the expert. He proclaims on Huffington Post Live: “I always recommend…to try to find a good friend that you can have a casual love affair with that you know is not going to go any place else.” Oh bologna, do casual love affairs really exist?

Post breakup is a vulnerable time for anyone, so the emotional aftermath of a divorce has to be catastrophic. I can understand where Holbrook thinks boning a friend is a genius idea, you feel safe with this person, trust is established, there might already be a underlying physical attraction so why not go for it!? Holbrook goes on to say that many things could ruin a friendship, sex definitely could be one of them but no one can predict the future so why not test out the waters, the possibility of something fabulous could come from the therapeutic hump. The lady does have a point!

NEWS: Countries by C*ck Size!

If you’ve ever wondered where to find the biggest and/or the smallest penises look no further, we have the info! Recently I came across a study that revealed the average penis size (erect) for a ton of countries. I wasn’t seeking out this knowledge, I happened to stumble upon it, for the record. I have to say I’m a little upset, the USA is towards the bottom, looks like we fell short in this race!

The study was done by an Ulster University Professor who did receive some criticism because he gathered his information on the Internet, who know the internet lacked credibility?! LOL.  I do believe his research is fairly accurate based on my own personal findings, unfortunately I cannot vouch for every country, but the data seems to live up to stereotypes.   Here is a portion of the list:

Republic of Congo, 7.1
Ecuador, 7
Ghana, 6.8
Colombia, 6.7
Iceland, 6.5
Italy, 6.2
South Africa, 6
Sweden, 5.9
Greece, 5.8
Germany, 5.7
New Zealand, 5.5
UK, 5.5
Canada, 5.5
Spain, 5.5
France, 5.3
Australia, 5.2
Russia, 5.2
USA, 5.1
Ireland, 5
Romania, 5
China, 4.3
India, 4
Thailand, 4
South Korea, 3.8
North Korea, 3.8

I’d play it safe and stay between Italy and Ireland, nothing more nothing less! What about you?