Category: News

NEWS: A one-night stand that lasts forever

Premarital sex is frowned upon by various cultures and religions, but in India if you play hide the sausage before you tie the knot, you’re considered married. A court in India has ruled that premarital sex equates to marriage! OMG if that was the case in the states I would be a modern day Liz Taylor, multiple marriages!

The deal is if an unwed couple of legal age “indulge in sexual gratification,” this will equate to a legit marriage, and they could be deemed “husband and wife,” according to The Hindu. Wow, can you imagine!? One minute you’re stoked that you scored, next thing you know you’ve got a ball and chain. For the full story click here.

On a side note, I would absolutely love to travel to India one day, soak in the spirituality and beauty but this is another reason why I love the USA. Appreciate your freedoms, people!

NEWS: Great Expectations

As a 30 (closing in on 31 – yikes) year old single female, I often wonder what single men are looking for. If a guy is merely seeking out a Friday fuck fest, physical attraction might trump all, but if they are looking for someone to have and to hold, they for sure have greater expectations.

Dating sites are a topic that comes up among singles quite often, because lets face it, if you aren’t hitting the bars every weekend it seems hopeless you’ll have a serendipitous moment with your soulmate in Starbucks. The fantastic aspect of dating sites is you can peruse through people based on their profile and characteristics they put out there, the caveat, is it all bullshit!? Who friggin’ knows! So when I come across a survey on USA today that reveals “what singles want” I’m enchanted to read.

This data was compiled from a broad national survey that included about 5,500 single adults 21+ years and older. Here is a sneak peek of some of the results:

 

 


Top “must haves” in relationships for men:
63% Is someone I can trust and confide in.
57% Treats me with respect.
40% Is physically attractive to me.

Top “must haves” in relationships for women:
84% Treats me with respect.
77% Is someone I can trust and confide in.
58% Has sense of humor/makes me laugh.

What men judge women on the most:
58% Teeth
55% Grammar
51% Hair

What women judge men on the most:
71% Teeth
69% Grammar
58% Clothes

Least important to men:
4% Eager to marry.
6% Makes at least as much as I do.
7% Eat similar foods.

Least important to women:
6% Eager to marry.
9% Eat similar foods.
11% Wants to have children/Shares my political beliefs.

Woaaahh I need to whiten my grill! To read the entire survey check out USA Today

NEWS: What’s your lucky number?

Have you ever pondered how many people your partner has boinked? I think it’s safe to say it’s crossed everyone’s mind once or twice.   If you do muster up the courage to ask the major buzz kill question, make sure to emphasize what ‘having sex’ means to you.   The definition of sex is not universal amongst people, it comes in all shapes and sizes!

A study by the Kinsey Institute at the University of Indiana was published in the journal of the American Medical Association, and I have to say some of the information had me surprised. 600 students participated in the survey and more than 90% said penis-vagina intercourse counts as sex, while 81% said penis-anal intercourse meant “had sex”. 40% said oral-genital contact counts as “had sex.” If my boyfriend asked me how many men I’ve taken down I’d include all penis-vagina and penis-anal encounters I’ve had.

To make matters more confusing, a separate survey conducted by the Kinsey Institute with people between the ages of 18 and 96 found that there is no single generation or gender that agrees on a definition of “had sex.” I can understand why someone would want to know how many people his or her partner has bed but just keep in mind curiosity killed the cat!

NEWS: Eyes On The Prize

If you’re a sexually seasoned individual you may have been involved in a Ménage à trios, perhaps you’ve dabbled with anal beads, but have you partaken in eyeball licking? It’s what all the cool kids in Japan are doing, ooof totally gives an eye for an eye a new meaning.

Eyeball licking is called oculolinctus or “worming”… wow that just upped the ante on the shock factor.  The sex craze exploded on the Internet last week after Chinese news site “Shanghaiist” dished the deets. This fetish is not a safe sexual practice, and it has caused outbreaks of pink eye, and even a few cases of eye Chlamydia!! Word on the street is that eyeball licking is considered second base among Japanese teens. I’m all about taking it slow but I’d rather just steal third base and bypass worming.

Will you and your partner indulge and try out eyeball licking?

NEWS: South Carolina Couple Really Rocks The Boat!

Gloria Sawyer and James Russell Nichols an Aynor, South Carolina couple were arrested for doing the dirty on a docked boat, and slapped with an indecent exposure charge. According to the Huff Post nearby patrons complained that Sawyer and Nichols were knocking boots in plain sight for all to see! I guess Nichols should of thought twice before he dropped his anchor!

Obviously Nichols denied that he and Sawyer engaged in any sort of sexual activities, stating he was merely rubbing Sawyers leg because they were “sore from a medical condition”. Ahhh yes the old rubbing the leg excuse, nothing wrong with a little motion in the ocean you just need to be discreet, people!

 

I couldn’t resist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8

Get to Know… “Kiwi Candy”

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
Phone sex as a job was suggested to me by the boyfriend I was with at the time. After a few months of him not being able to keep up with my need for hard kinky sex, he thought being a phone girl would give me the attention I needed. So he introduced me to NiteFlirt, and my sex drive has only sped up since.  I don’t see myself doing anything else but being a good submissive phone girl.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and cam sex calls on NiteFlirt?
Doing photo shoots is one of my favorite things to do when I’m not indulging in naughty phone play. I also really enjoy spending time at the beach. I will never turn down a chance to go shopping, or to go to a movie. I relax watching my many TV shows that I am addicted to when I can.

Is there any kind of specific fetish sex that you yourself enjoy?
BDSM is probably my biggest fetish. The way I feel when I enter subspace…gets me wet every time. There is an added intensity to an orgasm when I’m tied up and helpless, that I crave all the time. The way the paddle feels when it stings my ass, sends waves of pleasure through me. Add it all up, and you can see why I’m so willing to be a submissive slut.

What erotic fantasy or phone domination would you like enacted on YOU?
I really love the fantasy of being a naughty girl next door. It makes me really hot to know I’m causing a man to cheat on his wife with me, seducing him away from the woman he is with. To push it further, I want him to get me pregnant. I like seeing how much risk a man will take to get his hands on my body.

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NEWS: Sexy Time Benefits!

Sex truly is a sacred pastime and for the most part we all thoroughly enjoy it, and when we aren’t getting nookie, we crave it.  Just from personal experience when I’m back in the saddle, I sleep better, I’m calmer, and I find that I get very creative. My creative juices start flowing, so to speak.

I came across an article in Playboy that provides an astounding list of benefits that stem from sexual intercourse. Sex is such a natural, primitive pleasure that can happen between two people, it only makes sense that good can come from it.  Check Playboy’s list out, you may want rethink that phony headache excuse tonight: •    Sex not only lowers stress levels, it also assists in lowering blood pressure!

•    Having more sex boosts levels of the hormone Oxycotin, which helps build and strengthen the bond between partners.

•    Research shows that having sex once or twice a week can boost your immune system.

•    One study proved that having sex on a regular basis increases your lifespan.  (What a hell of a panty dropper!!)

•    The more sexually active you are the more attractive you are to the opposite sex.  (Oh dear god, I must be a fugly Josie Grossy right now.)

•    Orgasms release so many endorphins they’ve been proven to alleviate pain.  (Hooray for the O face!)

•    If you’ve had an anger streak, fear not… sex relieves tension!  (No need for anger management classes)

•    Sex releases sleep – inducing endorphins that help you sleep more soundly. (It’s clear to me why I’m an insomniac now, awesome…)

•    Sex sharpens your sense of smell.

If this list hasn’t totally sold you on why you should be buying a one-way ticket to pleasure town I don’t know what will!  Get your freak on!

NEWS: Men Have Wrinkle Woes Too!

Okay, so you’ve heard of lip plumping, botox, and the famous anal bleaching, but have you heard of “ball ironing”? Oh yes, you read that right! Apparently in 2008 George Clooney had an interview with Esquire, Clooney stated he had never had any eye work done but he went on to say,

“I did get my balls done…I got them unwrinkled. It’s the new thing in Hollywood—ball ironing.” One would think that Clooney was just joshin’ the Esquire interviewer but turns out tightening and toning the testes is a real thing. Talk about ironing out the fine details, this is nuts! A Santa Monica spa offers the procedure, which is titled as a “male laser lift”. The process involves, “Using the Pixel laser this procedure evens out skin tone, removes discoloration from ingrown hairs, removes skin tags and provides overall tightening to the external skin. You know where…”

If you want to look hawt in the sack, or shall I say have a hawt sack you’ll need to drop $575 on the treatment. I don’t know guys, this little operation sounds a bit hairy!

NEWS: Ladies, You’ll Never Play Fruit Ninja Again!

This has to be the most hands on app for the iphone, HAPPYPLAYtime is it’s name, and dominating the clit is it’s game! I think I have your attention now. HAPPYPLAYtime is an educational game that provides women a how to guide on how to achieve the female orgasm. HAPPYPLAYtime includes cheeky illustrations with captions like “make a circular motion here”. I wonder if this will be a free app!!?

HAPPYPLAYtime’s ultimate goal (besides assisting with your climax) is to kick the negative stigma surrounding female masturbation to the curb. Well this app just tickles me pink, and helps me tickle my pink. I’d definitely drop $1.99 on this one!!

NEWS: A Chocolate Treat Everyone Will Want A Piece Of!

Leave it to the UK to create scrumptious chocolate assholes, a line of chocolate from “edible anus” a chocolatier company in Great Britain. I bet some of you freaks suddenly have a sweet tooth! Each box of chocolate includes 3 delectable options of milk chocolate, white chocolate, and dark chocolate! The UK based company claims that each chocolate balloon knot is “crafted from the delectable posterior of our stunning butt model.” Can you imagine what that model’s portfolio must look like; someone from edible anus must have a real eye (brown eye) for ass models.

The company goes on to state, “We believe the anus range can dissolve the cultural boundaries of race, gender, class and sexual orientation. Join the uprising, spread the joy and let’s teach the world to love the anus.” Well that makes sense, creating peace and uniting people one chocolate starfish at a time! Fortunately for us across the pond the chocolatier will ship to the United States and the chocolates go for about $6.24 a box. Will you be ordering any tuchus treats?