Category: News

NEWS: Hot Diggity Dog!

This little piece of news might make your whole week! Tomorrow July 23rd is National Hot Dog day! Pump the brakes on your kale smoothie diet and indulge tomorrow with a juicy plump wiener, churched up with your favorite toppings. Whether your prefer Hebrew National, Ball Park, or Nathans be sure to wrap your lips around America’s beloved summer snack. For all veggie heads out there I’m sure you can find something else to wrap your lips around that resembles a hot dog, pay some homage any way you can! I’ll be hitting up Gray’s Papaya in NYC for one of their delectable wiens!

Whilst typing this up I couldn’t help but think of a hilarious scene in the movie “Superbad”. Funny how the mind works, ha! Happy Monday…

NEWS: What’s wrong with a little unicorn porn?

A baseball game isn’t complete without cracker jacks, beer, hotdogs, and of course your token porn star donning a unicorn mask doing a dirty dance for the crowd, am I right!?  According to Deadspin Porn star Andy San Dimas was given the boot at a Pirates-Mets game at PNC Park while she was rocking a unicorn mask and dancing erotically like a boss!

A witness reported that she was performing a “sexy stripper dance”, clothed. Umm it couldn’t have been that risqué if she was fully dressed.   The long of the short of it is Andy San Dimas was dancing like everyone was watching and apparently security wasn’t enjoying the performance, thus she was asked to hit the bricks.   COME ON, that is magical horned horseshit! I can think of worse things that peeps do at ball games, the language alone is atrocious! I guess if youngsters viewed the horse & pony show I can understand why she was asked to leave.   What are your thoughts?

NEWS: Cyber Hitchhiking?!

So I came across this story on ValleyWag and I gotta tell ya it surprises me how open minded people are when it comes to trying new things out, I guess I’m not as courageous as some (or as dumb). You may have heard of the phone app lyft, it’s pretty much like a new age car service. Basically anyone with a smartphone, a clean driving record, that hasn’t Buffalo Bill’d anyone yet, can be a driver. I’m not here to spew hate on lyft, I’m sure there are plenty of capable, safe drivers on board however this story does creep me out a bit and I wanted to share. This is an account of one women’s experience with a lyft driver that got a little psycho stalkerish. She states:

“I got in his Lyft and he seemed normal. Told him I was going to NYC in a few weeks and staying in BK. Just small talk, and whatever. Got to my destination and he pulled over and parked, and asked if I would like to hang out some time, and I felt really uncomfortable being put on the spot so I gave him my number and bounced. He texted me later that day and I didn’t respond and I pretty much ignored him. THEN, Tuesday is when those texts started.”

 

Be careful, folks! This goes for men and women that online date as well. Be aware of your surroundings, have your guard up, and above all use common sense… meaning don’t give your cell number out to strangers. Especially those who try and create a relationship out of 10 minutes!  😉  Haha!

Get to Know “EbonyVixenJoanne”…

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
I have a high sex drive and I couldn’t always get it when I wanted! Instead of touching myself, by myself, I decided to help others like me and have fun!

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
I’m a regular girl, the typical girl next door…movies, going out to eat, doing college work and hanging out with friends.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
I love whip cream, yes most people say it but I love white cream!

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
I love to get on top! Cowgirl! I hit the spot EVERY TIME!

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
I turn on slow music and turn off the lights, and while in the chat I always touch myself!

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NEWS: A Day In The Park

I have a feeling that Disney World/Disney Land might have some competition for the title of happiest place on Earth. The competition is, a sex theme park on the island of Jeju in South Korea. Jeju Loveland has been stimulating it’s visitors with its wide variety of playful XXX-rated statues and exhibits since it’s opening in 2004. I wonder if there is a height requirement for any of the rides and/or exhibitions?

The architectural geniuses behind this pornographic play land are a group of art school grads from Seoul’s Hongik University. Remember people, art is in the eye of the beholder. Hey I’m not going to lie, if this erotic park was a bit closer I’d buy a ticket and check the scene out. Wouldn’t you?!

NEWS: Preserving Your Youth With Pleasure

I will never buy another expensive eye cream! I think I’ve found the fountain of youth, and I’m pleased to share it with you all. According to research, sex on the regular can knock the years right off a person. Dr. David Weeks, former head of old age at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital stated people need to be in the know when it comes to the magical benefits of sex, especially those in the latter half of life.

Dr. David Weeks states that sex is a “crucial factor” in maintaining youth.

He even goes as far as saying sex can make men and women look 5 to 7 years younger! How you ask? Well, when you’re doing the freak nasty the human growth hormone is released which gives your skin a more elastic look.

Lets face it no cream will make you look as young as you want, botox is a wild card, you might end up looking like The Joker, and chemical peels are terribly painful (so I hear). As far as I see it, fucking trumps all, aiding in headaches, heart health, and now vanity. Let’s not forget, it’s free! For the full deets click here.

NEWS: Daft Punk Rubbers!

The soulful electronic duo, Daft Punk debuted their newest album, “Random Access Memories” this past May, and personally I loved it! Right off the bat their collaborative jam with Pharell “Get Lucky” hit mainstream radio and became a fan favorite! Clearly Daft Punk wants their fans to literally Get Lucky because they teamed up with Durex and created condoms that have the Random Access Memories album cover on the packet. AMAZEBALLS! I wonder if they make you perform “harder better faster stronger”!?  We can only hope…

According to the Huffington Post, the company has been sending samples to DJs and at least one of them appreciated the gift. Diplo posted a pic of the pack on Instagram and added a shout out,

“Thank god I had those daft punk condoms last night.”

Another reason to love Daft Punk, and to have safe sex!

NEWS: Berry Naughty

Carole Collen, a lovely woman in Dartford, UK waltzed out to her garden and came across a penis shaped strawberry, talk about a dingle berry! Collen confessed she had a hearty chuckle when she spotted the pornographic fruit,

“When I saw it I just thought ‘Oh my God,’” she told SWNS. “It immediately reminded me of a man’s bits and I just had to take a photo. At first I thought a snail must have eaten into it, but it hasn’t –- it’s all natural.”
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Like most women Collen wasn’t satisfied with the size, she told the Sun “It would be nice if it grew a bit bigger.” It’s all about enjoying the fruits of nature. Collen has the berry stored in the fridge and plans to raffle it off at a charity, bless her heart!

NEWS: Tour de…Pants?!

I have no effin’ clue how I missed this one: Another couple decides to fornicate in public, this time in a public park near a baseball field in Naylors Run Park in Upper Darby, PA. Jennifer Harvey and Richard McBride were arrested by 25 cops on bicycles, the tribe of Po-Pos stumbled upon Harvey bent over a park bench whilst McBride bumped her ugly. Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood eloquently described the scene,

“There they are, on the first base line. There’s a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankles, banging away.”

I think it would be appropriate for a pig to use the word porking instead of banging.  Just joking!

The part of this story that I find odd is that 25 cops were frolicking around on bikes together; apparently they were involved in a bicycle school. They were the only souls around to witness the park bench pounding. Harvey and McBride were arrested and charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct according to the Huff Post.

I can understand the thrill of doing the deed in public but is it really worth getting arrested and charged? Probably!  Ha!

NEWS: The Ups & Downs of Relationship Sex

I’m pretty sure most couples have experienced the unfortunate death of the sex spark. The first year a couple is together it’s usually sexually fueled, and everyday is pound town. Sadly at some point after a couple’s first year together the sexual gusto and motivation diminishes.

According to the Telegraph researchers exposed that couples in their first year of courtship were more likely to have sex than couples that were in more seasoned relationships. This depressing study involved 2,000 people, a third of them stated they have a hard time getting aroused. This is just a sad state of affairs, I applaud couples that can maintain a relationship for more than a few years but they need to try and reinstate the importance of pleasure and erotica in their lives. Think role play, masks, toys, and spontaneity!

More than half of couples that have been together for at least 4 years have sex 2 or 3 days a week, post 4 years the regularity of sex drops to a few times a month for 43% of couples. It’s very cliché but people need to remember that if you’re a veteran couple you will need to put forth a bit more effort, but once you do you’ll be right back to pleasure town! What do you do to reignite the flame, share your tips!

 

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