NEWS: Fulfilling your fantasy!

Don’t be shy, we all have at least one fantasy, and the moral of this story is fulfill it! Whether it’s role-play or a ménage a trios, most people have an erotic vision that they’d secretly love to become a reality. I won’t lie, I have one. Heck, I have a handful of them!

I came across an article about a book by Tracey Cox Dare: “What Happens When Fantasies Come True” on emandlo.com. Well, forget my new James Patterson book now! I found a new summer read! Emandlo reveals an excerpt that will rev your engines. It explains the value of having fantasies and how they can improve your sexual world. The published piece from Cox’s book is a British women’s account of a lusty fantasy coming to life 32,000 ft in the air. It’s HAWT, grab your hipster-oversized glasses and get your read on:

THE FANTASY

I’m traveling with a work colleague who I have always lusted after. We’re both single and we travel together a lot for business. We get on really well but I’ve never been able to tell if he fancies me or just likes me as a friend. The night before our flight, we were up late schmoozing clients, so we’re both a bit hungover and in silly moods. He looks even hotter than usual because he hasn’t shaved and I love the stubble – his jaw line is square and the stubble just accentuates it. He’s got long, dark eyelashes and gorgeous blue eyes, and every time we work together half of me works while the other fantasizes about the two of us getting it on. We both line up to board the plane and are delighted to find we’ve been bumped up from Business to First-Class. It’s an eight-hour flight and we’re both looking forward to having a glass of wine and then passing out on the flat beds. We settle in, chat a bit, then both start watching movies while enjoying our wine.

In First-Class, there are about a zillion films to choose from and I end up watching an old movie: 8 Mile starring Eminem and Brittany Murphy. There’s an incredibly hot sex scene in it that’s explicit and looks really real, like they’re really having sex, not just acting for the cameras. The combination of the hangover (I’m always up for sex the day after drinking), the wine, the sexy luxury of being in First and my hot colleague sitting next to me, makes me feel really turned on. I surreptitiously play the same sex scene over and over, rewinding and replaying. My colleague is blissfully unaware of my high state of excitement because I’ve angled the screen so he can’t see what I’m watching. (Well, that’s what I think, anyway!) Eventually, I get to the point where I’m desperate for release and it just so happens, I have a small bullet vibrator in my hand luggage. I discreetly get it out of my bag, pocket it and get up out of my seat, smiling at my friend and pointing to the loo to explain where I’m going. He looks at me intently and we lock eyes. I flush. For a moment, it feels like he’s reading my mind and knows exactly what I’m going to the loo to do . . .

As I move through the cabin, I see nearly all the passengers are asleep. Brilliant. I won’t have to rush and won’t be disturbed. The flight attendants are eating their meals and have the curtain pulled back. But I’ve barely had time to pull up my skirt and turn the vibe on, when there’s a discreet knock at the door. What the fuck? Annoyed, I say loudly ‘Someone’s in here’ and am astonished when I hear my work mate say, ‘I know. Let me in.’

My stomach flips and I’m genuinely shocked. What does he want? Is something wrong? I don’t dare hope for what seems obvious: he wants to join in! I get myself together and pocket the vibe. When I open the door he’s standing there with a huge naughty grin on his face. He looks directly into my eyes and says ‘I know what you’re up to. I could see what you were watching. Let me in.’

I’m tipsy enough not to be embarrassed and all those years of pent-up lust render me incapable of resisting him. I reach out with my arm, grab him around the neck and pull him inside. We’re kissing before I’ve even locked the door behind us and it feels glorious. We’re biting each other’s lips and there’s lots of tongue. He starts moving his tongue inside my mouth suggestively, mimicking oral sex, so I push his head down and he immediately moves to my breasts and pulls open my top, sucking and squeezing my nipples. There’s not much room so I end up sitting on the closed loo seat with my skirt hiked up and him kneeling on the floor between my legs. He takes my panties off and then his deliciously slippery tongue is teasing me and I come in about two minutes. He pulls back and looks at me – his face is wet from licking me and he looks so aroused, it makes me crazy. I tell him to stand up then I unzip him and take his lovely erect penis into my mouth. It’s big and thick and exactly as I’d imagined. I’m great at giving head – all of my boyfriends have told me – so he doesn’t last very long either.

The whole thing only takes about five minutes, so when he comes out of the loo, the coast is clear. I wait a few minutes then come out myself. There’s only one guy awake in the cabin and he either didn’t notice both of us missing or didn’t care. Back at our seats, my sexy colleague leans over and gives me a slow, sexy kiss and says ‘I’ve wanted to do that for years.’

If that doesn’t make you want to run to your local Barnes & Nobles I don’t know what will! So in the words of Ludacris… what’s your fantasy?

 

 

NEWS: Safe Sex…For Your Heart!?

This article may be a bit more on the serious side but hey we like to talk about sex, and of course we want everyone to be happy, healthy, and hot & bothered (in a good way). I’ve written in the past about sexual intercourse being an enjoyable physical activity that is beneficial when it comes to health, even heart health! This piece is focused on safety with sex after a heart attack. I can only imagine if you’ve had the unfortunate experience of enduring a heart attack, getting back in the saddle might be a bit scary.

According to the American Heart Association and the European Society of Cardiology people should openly talk to their physicians about sex and intimacy post a heart attack. Whether it’s regarding taking Viagra, what sexual positions are safest, or how frequently you engage in sexy time, its important and you should feel secure with asking these questions, its better to be safe then sorry!

“Sexual health is an important part of the overall health of the individual, even for older folks“, said Elaine Steinke, a researcher and professor of nursing at Wichita State University in Kansas. Steinke was the main author of the statement published in the heart association’s Circulation journal and the European Heart Journal.

Many heart patients can carry on with their sex lives as long as they’ve had the appropriate check ups post surgery, here is a short list of precautions from the statement:


* Before resuming sex, make sure you can engage in moderate physical activity, such as walking briskly up two flights of stairs, without chest pain, breathlessness or other symptoms.

* If moderate activity is too strenuous, avoid intercourse but not intimacy: hugging and kissing may be ok.

* Have sex in a comfortable, familiar place and avoid things that could add stress to the experience, including extramarital affairs.

 

There are a few more preventative measures listed that you can check out at Sci-Tech Today. It sounds to me that resuming intimacy after heart issues is encouraged as long as you have your doctor’s approval and obviously if you feel strong enough to. You deserve that primal pleasure like everyone else, just be a bit more careful when getting back in the game!

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
Through a friend.

What is your favorite part of being a flirt on NiteFlirt?
Acting out my fantasies and getting paid for it.

Is there any kind of specific fetish that you yourself enjoy?
A pretty woman with pretty feet.

what erotic fantasy would you like enacted on you?
A pretty woman naked on her knees and licking my feet.

If you were some sort of sexy erotic food, what would you be?
An apple.

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NEWS: To spoon or not to spoon!?

I actually find sleeping patterns and nocturnal behavior fascinating, I for one love to canoodle up to my lovah. However, once I’m asleep get to your side of the bed! I came across a recent survey on the Huff Post and it revealed that half of British couples turn their backs and cheeks away from their significant other when its time for zzzzs.

Relationship Psychologist, Corrine Sweet states that your sleeping rituals can expose relationship woes: “During sleep, you cannot fake your body language. This is the time when you are honest, vulnerable and your sleeping position can reveal a lot about your relationship.

I’m no psychologist but I don’t need my boyfriend to be barnacled on my back to know he loves me. Call me crazy! Corrine goes on to explain:

Couples fall into habitual ways of sleeping together that suits their personalities and personal preferences. These are negotiated at the outset, so if something changes in how they sleep together, this can reflect a change in their relationship and cause concern for the other partner.”

Every couple is different and if it’s cozy for the two of you to be tangled up all night that’s fabulous, but if you need your space on the Sealy that’s totally understandable. The best time for spooning is in the morning anyway, nothing better than waking up to a probing missile.

NEWS: I scream, you scream, we all scream for…

Who doesn’t love Ben & Jerry’s whimsical flavor names such as ‘Americone Dream’, ‘Karamel Sutra’, and ‘Phish Food’!? They’re cheeky and fun and lets not forget they are truly delectable treats! A Southern California porn company loved them so much they were inspired to use them as titles for their naughty films. Unfortunately this didn’t fly with the iconic ice cream company. The porn company, Caballero Video (AKA Rodax Distributors Inc) came to an agreement with Ben & Jerry’s that they wouldn’t release their DVDs that had any association with Ben & Jerry’s products.

Caballero is prohibited to release their Ben & Cherry’s films which included some blockbuster hits like” “Boston Cream Thighs”, “Chocolate Fudge Babes” and “Peanut Butter D Cups.” Clearly Caballero’s movie titles were too similar to Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors… Caballero’s packaging even had “Porno’s Finest!” Ben & Jerry’s slogan is “Vermont’s Finest”. Just typing out this has caused the heartiest of laughs. I can see why Ben & Jerry’s wanted their coveted flavor names separated from porn but you gotta hand it to Caballero for their erotic play on words and balls to try and pull it off!

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NEWS: Mum’s the word

Well I guess this style of dating throws the whole “you’re beautiful inside and out” thought out the door! The UK is trendsetting with a new style of speed dating, talk about an awkward silence. Shh! Dating is the craze in London’s dating world, people show up to these speed dating affairs and have to keep their pie holes shut the whole damn time, not a peep for 2 hours! Shockingly enough these events have been pretty successful, and founder Adam Taffler wants to kick this up a notch and hold events all throughout the UK. 

I’d be lost at a Shh! Dating event, do you post up against the wall and shell out the duck face all night!? The brave Lucy Cavendish from The Daily Mail took it upon herself to give it a go:

As they’re unable to use their dizzying wit or repartee to distract us, I can’t help but make snap judgments based on their appearances – too short, too beardy, too bald,” she said of the 14 men at the event. “But no doubt they are doing the same about us.”

Dating these days is shallow enough, I’m not sure this is helping the cause. On the flip side physical attraction is the first thing that draws two people together, the chit- chat usually comes second, naturally just the tip is third. What are your thoughts?!

NEWS: Sex Addict or Sex Enthusiast?

Looks like you can’t use the old excuse “I suffer from sex addiction” anymore, no siree you’re just a horny toad! According to UCLA researchers sex addiction doesn’t seem to be a disorder, these findings can be found on the Socioaffective Neuroscience and Psychology journal online. So whether you have an obsessive affection for laying pipe or constant yearning to polish the knob you’re just a hogger, it’s no disorder, so don’t even go there, so they say.

According to the Huffington Post, “The study involved 39 men and 13 women who reported having problems controlling their viewing of sexual images. UCLA scientist Nicole Prause and her colleagues monitored the volunteers’ brains while showing them erotic images.”“If they indeed suffer from hypersexuality, or sexual addiction, their brain response to visual sexual stimuli could be expected to be higher, in much the same way that the brains of cocaine addicts have been shown to react to images of the drug in other studies,” stated in a UC press release.

Nicole Prause stated that the hypersexuality might be caused by a higher libido, not a sex disorder. Wanting to have sex isn’t a crime but there are folks out there that have non-stop cravings to fornicate and end up ruining important relationships, and sometimes their lives. Like anything else in life, too much of anything can be toxic! If you have a problem with humping, I’d suggest seeking a therapist or reaching out for help… or there’s a chance you don’t have a problem and you’re just hanging out with a bunch of prudes. For the whole story click here.

NEWS: Teeny Weenie Winner

If you guys remember awhile back I had announced that there would be a Smallest Penis contest in Brooklyn, NY on July 20th… well it happened and the results are in! Hats off to Nick Gilronan winner of the prestigious title of smallest peen in Brooklyn. Gilronan has no shame in his game, he was honored to win, and proud of his petite pecker. Nick Gilronan wasn’t shy about showing off his 2-inch monster either, he stated:

“Besides my day job I’ve been doing modeling and acting for the past 7 years. Acting is done in front of a group of people so I was comfortable there. And sometimes my modeling jobs are nude art for classes, so wearing some skimpy clothing wasn’t a problem either.”

I think that Nick Gilronan is a brave dude, embracing your body no matter what you’ve got to offer is the boss attitude to have, and lets not forget confidence is sexy. We come in all shapes and sizes and a donkey dong might not be your cup of tea. Congratulations, Nick!

NEWS: You’ll Never Stop Pedaling!

Riding bikes as a means of transportation is on the up and up. You’ve got Citi-Bike in NYC and many other bike sharing programs in metro areas. I applaud the efforts, it’s environmentally safe and its good to get off our asses and pedal! If you’re a true blue couch potato and need a bit more of a push to exercise, then perhaps you may need a Happy Ride!

Happy Ride is a vibrating bicycle seat that was cleverly crafted by the UK sex toy company sexshop365. This tantalizing invention slips right over your bike seat and provides you with vibrating sensations as you stroll along. It gets better, the bike seat from the gods comes with a remote to control vibrating speed! I hate to be a joy kill but I find it hard to do much of anything but moan and roll around during an orgasm so operating a bicycle would be a bit tricky, but I’m up for the challenge!

Training wheels are off people, cancel your spinning class and try out Happy Ride. For the full story check out the Daily Mail UK

Obviously a song comes to mind:

Happy Hump Day! Get to work! 😉

NEWS: Who says dress up is just for Halloween?!

Not to keep drilling on the issue, well actually I want the drilling to continue hence my articles on sex benefits, et cetera. I came across an article on the Huff Post UK that exposed what British couples do to stay raaaanndyyy. The research was carried out by online pharmacy UKMedix, they had 1,712 participants that were all 18 years of age and currently shacked up with their lovah. 35% chose role-playing to liven their sex lives. The kicker is half of them chose to wear uniforms; doesn’t surprise me at all, Fleet Week in NYC is basically a holiday for horny single women.

The survey revealed that 62% did in fact have a “special” way of reigniting the flame in the bedroom:

  • Role playing- 35%
  • Sex Toys- 34%
  • Exhibitionism (Loud/ Outdoor/ Public Sex)- 28%
  • Celibacy/ ‘Sex Breaks’- 25%
  • Open Relationship/ Threesome- 21%

I think I’d be open to all of them except the threesome, no judging on my end, I just know that I’m shitty at sharing! It just goes to show you that if there’s a will there’s a way. You just need to put forth the effort. Whether you decide to play nurse and patient, or test out a 2-headed vibrating dildo, I hope you’re able to evolve and rediscover that lost spark as a couple!