NEWS: Poetry to the rescue!

I’ll just come clean before I get to the meat of this story: I take pleasure in sexting and I’ve had some steamy, and oh so yummy, sexting convos that were award winning! If you’re meeting up with your lover after work it’s the perfect way to set the mood and get your tease on before the real deal.

Jolly young woman sending a text lying on a sofaI don’t think there is anything wrong with sexual texting, as long as you are being safe, the participating parties are available, and all are of age! I also believe that it shouldn’t take over and cancel out your verbal expression though!! Hello people, use your voice and tell your partner you want to ravish their body in person!

Now, when it comes to young adults I don’t believe sexting is a very productive past time. To that point, if you can believe it there is new phone app out that to send poetry instead of explicit blurbs via text.

According to The Gloss:

The UK’s Education Secretary Micheal Gove has attached his name to an app called Love Book that will discourage sexting by giving young lovers the ability to send each other recording of classic love poetry instead of sexting

I think this is a phenomenal idea, poetry is very old school and these days old school and vintage is all the rage. It feels as though sometimes chivalry is dead and Love Book could become it’s saving grace. I’m sure some of you might think its far-fetched but I’d even be interested in trying this app out myself. I won’t lie, I enjoy a filthy demand from a boyfriend via text but I’d love a few romantic lines from a great poet.

What are your thoughts on the success rate of this app?

NEWS: Celebrate Bisexuality Day!

Today Niteflirt celebrates and pays homage to the bisexual community. FYI we do 365 days a year, but especially today! Wendy Curry of Maine, Michael Page of Florida, and Gigi Raven Wilbur of Texas are the creators of this pivotal day for the bisexual community and they kicked it off for the first time back in 1999. Wilbur said:

Ever since the Stonewall rebellion, the gay and lesbian community has grown in strength and visibility. The bisexual community also has grown in strength but in many ways we are still invisible. I too have been conditioned by society to automatically label a couple walking hand in hand as either straight or gay, depending upon the perceived gender of each person.” best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bisexuality

The most important thing to remember whether you’re gay, straight, bisexual, or transgender is respect and love. The heart wants what the heart wants, and no one should be singled out, shunned, or disrespected because of their sexual preference. I sincerely hope that every event, festival, and picnic thrown today in celebration of bisexuality today is filled with love, kindness, and successful strides of squashing prejudices and bisexual invisibility of this courageous and amazing community.

I wanted to give a shout out to Berkeley, California to be the first city to properly and officially devote a day to recognizing bisexual back on September 18, 2012! Bravo!! To read more about Celebrate Bisexuality Day click here! I hope everyone has a fun filled day!

NEWS: Feel free to get off in Sweden!

Besides economic stability and amazing social benefits, Sweden has even more to offer to its gorgeous people… the freedom to masturbate in public! According to the Huffington Post a 65 year old in Sweden was caught tuggin’ on the one-eyed Cyclops on Drevviken beach in Stockholm. The 65-year-old spanker was charged with sexual assault back in June when he was caught in the sand having a beach of a time! best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sweden

A recent court ruling in Sweden’s Södertörn District Court suggests that masturbating on the beach in Sweden is “OK,” according to public prosecutor Olof Vrethammar.” Lucky for this Nordic gentleman he was acquitted of sexual assault charges because of this recent ruling. The reasoning is that even though he was taming the baloney pony in public he wasn’t directly targeting anyone with his public pleasuring. I’m not sure where I stand with this one. I think public displays of affection aimed at your private parts is a bit much. I guess if you’re raised a certain way those type of activities are welcomed, even if it is in public. I can’t imagine strolling Jones beach in Long Island coming across an older gent playing the skin flute! The jury is still out on this one.

Thoughts?

NEWS: Hottest Non-Porn Sex Scenes

There is nothing hotter than being curled up on the weekend watching a movie and being pleasantly surprised with a sultry sex scene. Come on, don’t even try to deny it… we’ve all gotten hot n bothered by a few of them. Obviously there is always porn, which is fun and of course highly erotic but there is something raw about a sex scene in a non pornographic film in my opinion. I’ve compiled a list of my favorites, and naturally I’ve shared my reasoning for you!

Meg Ryan & Mark Ruffalo “In the Cut”
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/1588428/meg_ryan_hottie_sex_from_in_the_cut/

Okay first of all Mark Ruffalo is fucking smoking hot. I’m not sure if it’s his beastly ‘stache in the film or the fact that he goes down to snack from behind. Whatever it is, the short scene gets me hot under the collar and it seems they both genuinely are into the moment. Also Meg Ryan and Mark Ruffalo are extremely talented, definitely worth watching!

Sharon Stone & William Baldwin “Sliver”
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/10762044/sharon_stone_william_baldwin_hot_scene/

Holy shit, this movie was like my go to “non porno” flick in college. Sharon Stone and Billy Baldwin ooze sex appeal in this scene. It’s aggressive (not in a scary way) and it’s primal. Don’t be discouraged by the wait time the scene gets naughty the last 40 seconds.

Two Teenagers Lying in Bed Watching TV

Angelina Jolie & Ethan Hawke “Taking Lives”
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/4429797/angelina_jolie_taking_lives_sex_scene/

Ethan Hawke and Angelina Jolie make sex look 10x’s more erotic than it really is, the furniture being knocked over and the sensual moans are almost too much to handle. Also there is always something sexy about a guy in a suit! The movie has a SICK twist, make sure to check it out.

Ryan Gosling & Michelle Williams “Blue Valentine”
https://www.iheartchaos.com/post/3293336962/for-valentines-day-heres-that-hot-and-sexy-oral

This scene is beautiful, it seems very realistic, and normal people can relate. Ryan Gosling is uber hot and Michelle Williams is gorgeous making the scene that much more steamy. His grip on her thighs sends me into cuckoo town! Hands down best oral sex scene I’ve ever seen!

Maria Bello & Viggo Mortensen “A History of Violence”
https://www.nerve.com/ssdb/scenes/a-history-of-violence-0

The first time I watched this I don’t think I blinked, this scene captures that raw emotion of being so upset with someone but yearning for them so bad… the extreme make up sex session! Caution, have a cold glass of water by your side during the viewing. It’s sooo hot.

Demi Moore & Woody Harrelson “Indecent Proposal”
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/181241/demi_moore_sex_scene_from_indecent_proposal/

This scene is tender, intimate, and shows a loving couple ravishing each other’s bodies on the kitchen floor. There are some lighthearted giggles, and some x-rated displays of affection. It’s old but gold!

Amber Heard & Johnny Depp “Rum Diaries” – Kissing gif https://31.media.tumblr.com/ae432c244d6386c718b2386a87da845e/tumblr_mkl4hoyd6V1sn5tkao1_500.gif

Okay, I’ll be honest I haven’t seen this whole movie yet but someone sent me the gif of this kissing scene and WOAHHHH it’s no wonder Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are together now! The sexual chemistry during this French kiss is off the charts.

Diane Lane & Oliver Martinez “Unfaithful”
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/370381/diana_lane_sex_scene_unfaithful/

This is another vintage favorite! These two actors are insanely attractive and they successfully motivate me to have as much sex as humanly possible AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! They make it look authentic, the indecision of Lane’s character turns me on, and the moans and gasps of ecstasy aren’t over the top it’s the real deal!

Eleven Minutes” by Paulo Coelho

My last choice is not a movie, it’s a book. It’s one of my all time favorites. It’s beautiful, heart felt, and there are a few excerpts from it that make my heart beat faster. Paulo Coelho is an amazing author!! Check it out for yourself!

 

Okay Niteflirt readers what movie would you add to the list? What non porno movie ignites your flame?

NEWS: Strange Sex Facts

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_questionSo today I’m providing you with 17 off-the-wall facts about…you guessed it…SEX! The Huffington Post provided an excerpt from “1,227 Quite Interesting Facts” and I just had to share these exquisite findings with NiteFlirt’s readers. Just when you think you’ve read everything, you’re wrong. During the phenomenal time I’ve written for NiteFlirt I’ve learned that sperm can be used as a delectable ingredient for cocktail recipes, bats perform oral sex like champs, fucking is a remedy for tons of ailments, and Air Sex Championships are a real thing! I think ya’ll will enjoy:

 

1. One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed.

2. Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

3. British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.

4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

5. Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.

6. A female ferret will die if she doesn’t have sex for a year.

7. Seven Viagra tablets are sold every second. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_question2

8. The German for “contraceptive” is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you’ve finished saying it, it’s too late.

9. The American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental illness until 1973.

10. The best-selling work of fiction of the 15th century was “The Tale of the Two Lovers,” an erotic novel by the man who later became Pope Pius II.

11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

12. In 2008, archaeologists in Cyprus found a 7th-century curse inscribed on a lead tablet that said, “May your penis hurt when you make love.” Nobody knows who made the curse, or why.

13. The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.

14. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you.

15. A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men.

16. At the 2012 London Olympics, which lasted for 17 days, the athletes were provided with 150,000 free condoms- approximately 15 each.

17. The “G-spot” was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today.

 

I’m currently thanking the universe that I’m not a female ferret because if I were I’d be taking a dirt nap, lol. Also, tough break for the founder of match.com, talk about irony!

NEWS: Orgasms are natural healers!

Most of my articles are focused around sex topics, and I do my best to always squeeze out any and all positive aspects of the story! I’ve written quite a few pieces that touch on how essential sex, orgasms, and intimacy can be for your mental and physical health, I think people should know this primal and electric activity actually nourishes your body in every way possible.

Think about how amazing you feel post orgasm… light as a feather, warm, happy, and possibly ready to take on the world, ooorrrr zonk out butt naked for a few hours. The point is it’s one of the most pleasurable feelings in the world and it is beneficial to your well being to boot. I recently came across an article on empowher.com that brings more evidence to the table that getting off is a vital ingredient to a healthy lifestyle!

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceOrgasm is a powerful pain killer. Oxytocin and endorphins surge before and during climax. Beverly Whipple, professor emeritus at Rutgers University, found during a study that when women masturbated to orgasm “the pain tolerance threshold and pain detection threshold increased significantly by 74.6 percent and 106.7 percent respectively.”

Self.com reported that oxytocin is an analgesic, not an anesthetic, meaning it suppresses pain without affecting sensitivity to touch.

Several experiments have shown that oxytocin can help stubborn sores, like those suffered by diabetics, to heal by regenerating certain cells. Other studies show that having orgasms while menstruating actually protects against endometriosis, a potentially dangerous uterine condition that can lead to infertility.”

If this information isn’t the best incentive to drop your panties and get some lovin’ I don’t know what is! Obviously practice safe sex, but release your erotic being and stay healthy the fun way. Feel free to share your stories with Niteflirt on how sex helps you. We’d love to hear it!

NEWS: Vehicular Man Lovin’

This story is only suitable to read on a Friday afternoon! A man hailing from Wales, UK that goes by the name of “Hotcock” is in big trouble with authorities after allegedly humping a Land Rover, yes as in a giant SUV. According to the New York Daily News Daniel Cooper (Hotcock) was caught on a surveillance camera August 18th naked mounting and grinding a Land Rover Discovery. At least Hotcock has good taste in cars!

Sources say that Cooper was so pickled he didn’t remember attempting the nasty with the vehicle. The story gets better, apparently the Land Rover wasn’t Hotcock’s only victim, and witnesses saw him gyrating on the corner of a kebab shop and air humping on the floor earlier in the evening. Well obviously he needed to warm up before the erotic finale with the Land Rover.

Cooper was slapped with a nighttime ban for 3 months, and a $134 fine. Hotcock just needed to cruise home and turn on his computer. We have plenty of healthier ways he could work out those, ahem, aggressions here at NiteFlirt!

NEWS: Important read for the ladies!

Today the magic words are, VAGINA STRENGTH! You read that right, today’s piece is all about how women can strengthen their pelvic floor and in return have the sexual experiences that we all desire! According to the Journal of the American Medical Association ‘43% of women experience sexual issues such as low sexual desire, vaginal dryness, orgasmic dysfunction, difficulty maintaining arousal, and painful intercourse at some point in their lives.’ As a 31-year-old female I can admit that getting wet south of the border doesn’t happen at the drop of a dime (or my thongs) like when I was 22.

Several annoying factors will cause the pelvic floor to weaken such as menopause, postpartum, and age.Unfortunately a weak pelvic floor can result in the inability to reach an orgasm. Don’t fret, because the next thing I’m going to say is going to make that frown turn upside down! Pour Moi, LLC is a company devoted to women’s pelvic health and wellness. BLESS THEIR HEARTS. Pour Moi has designed an “intimate health and stimulation device” called Intensity thatimproves a woman’s sexual experience by exercising the pelvic floor muscles and providing targeted stimulation to specific areas of the anatomy. Intensity is scientifically designed to restore the pleasure in intimate relationships.” So basically it sounds like the holy grail of vibrators that not only will make you climax all damn day but will work as the fountain of youth for your kitty and lady bits! I’m definitely going to indulge and purchase one of these glorious gadgets. It’s stimulation station coming to a bedroom near me! For more details on Pour Moi click here.

NEWS: Southern Style Massages

One of my favorite ways to pamper myself is indulging in a massage. I love Thai massages, Swedish massages, OK I just love to be rubbed… who doesn’t!? One Masseuse hailing from Atlanta decided to spice up her massages by rubbing her 42NN size boobies on her clients, because according to her this method will “keep you focused in the present and give you the opportunity to experience all aspects of your nature not just a part of your persona.” Ahhh yes, when men have tittaaayys rubbed upon their bodies they are truly honing in on their whole being and soul… riiiiiiight!

The mammary masseuse is 34 year old Kristy Love, she advertises herself on her website as: “THE premiere CMT BBW body rub specialist taking Atlanta AND the world to an all new level of BBW adult entertainment.” For the record CMT stands for certified massage therapist and BBW stands for big beautiful woman. I’m not abreast (lol) with massage regulations but I would assume this erotic style massage is tittering, oops, I mean teetering on being deemed illegal or at least shunned by the American Massage Therapy Association.

Love calls her trademark massage “happy man works” and charges $300 for rubbing and gliding her massive melons across her client’s bodies. According to the Huffington Post, Michelle Rozzen a licensed massage therapist in Los Angeles, says Love’s mammary rubdowns are completely unethical.

“Kristy provides more of a sexual favor than massage, and it is considered inappropriate and illegal activity,” Rozzen told The Huffington Post by email.

What are your thoughts on Love’s massage methods?

Get to Know “Cuckolding Princess”…

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
I live the cuckoldress/femdomme lifestyle, but I think that prodomme is a little too risky in the real world so I thought why not make money off of what I enjoy? I googled phone sex and found Niteflirt.

What is your favorite part of being a Flirt on NiteFlirt?
I naturally love money and humiliating men so this is the perfect opportunity for me to do so. I get pure enjoyment out of the things I say and I wouldn’t do a job I don’t like which is why I will not take submissive or cuckold sex calls. I really do like telling a man to get off on giving a blow job. The power of it makes me hot.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
I could be shopping with friends or out by the pool when it’s not foggy. I live in San Francisco so we always have tons of fun things to do here and in all of the cities around us. I also telecommute as an IT programmer so I do work from home. If you call me and I’m out though, I’m probably at Neiman Marcus, Saks, Nordstrom, or Macys because they’re right here in the City. I need somewhere to spend all those giftcards and NF money *wink*.

Is there any kind of specific fetish that you yourself enjoy?
I love the kind of cuckolding that humiliates and dominates men. When I have a sex partner, he’s an equal to me. I’m not the “5 BBC banger slut”, but I do enjoy making a cuckold squirm in his seat with then man I’m with who is usually bigger in the crotch and better in bed than you. It must be really humiliating for him to see someone who won’t even touch him enjoy sex with another man and that is enjoyable for me. I love tease and denial – anything to make a guy want me more and more and to do anything I ask.

I enjoy making fools out of men and turning them gay for me. It’s a fantasy that many men secretly think about a lot and with me they get to talk about it. It’s even more fun when they find it erotically humiliating.

If you only had one day to live, what would you do (besides take NiteFlirt calls)?
Spend a million dollarsany way I wanted to in one day, which includes giving to those who need it as well as flying around the world to do whatever I wanted. Then spend the rest of my remaining hours with those closest to me and giving them what they need financially. I usually make every day a day for Me so it would be about them.

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