NEWS: Science Shows Us Ways To Get Laid More

As a NiteFlirt girl, it’s important to keep up your appearances. We want to look as sexy as possible to make sure that you get, ahem, appropriately excited the minute you lay eyes, or ears, on us. Whether it’s keeping a perfect pussy, or wearing our favorite shade of red lipstick, we keep it tight and right around here. This is likely why we found these scientific facts about human attraction so interesting. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexygirl6

Not everyone is born with a naturally perfect physique, but here are a few things that we can all do to make us more sexually appealing to our partners.

Whiten your teeth – people love a set of pearly whites, and good looking chompers are a sign of good health.

Eat more veggies – an increase in fruits and vegetables in your diet can help increase the look of your skin, which in turn, makes you more fuckable. 😉

Smile more – well this one goes without saying. Happy people seem more approachable, and attract more people around them. This is just numbers people.

Full list of tips

NEWS: New Website Tracks How Often You Fuck

Oh technology, you’ve really come so far and truly provide us with so many new and interesting ways to monitor our lives. We’ve got apps to lose weight, to monitor what we eat, when we work out and how many steps we’ve taken for the day. And now, there is a website that will literally track how many times you’ve eaten pussy that week. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bedposted

A new site called Bedposted.com, currently in beta mode, will help you keep track of how often you are doing it. You can track the day, how long it lasted, the time you started, the name of the partner it was with, and can give it a 1 to 5 star rating based on how many times you came! This program will be really important to sluts like me who want to keep track of all the men I’ve boned this week. Who am I kidding, I don’t care how many men were in me, as long as there are men in me daily. Boom!

All jokes aside, this website could be great for people looking to increase their libido, or you could just call us at NiteFlirt and we will make sure you are getting off at least twice a day. 😉

NEWS: Sex On The First Date: Should You or Shouldn’t You?

We’ve all done it. You go out with someone for the first time, the chemistry is undeniable from the moment you realize you love the same music/movie/anything. You barely make it through dinner before you are making out up against a wall on the side of the building. Drinks after dinner turn into a full on fuckfest with clothes being stripped off the moment you walk in the door. And before you can say “I’m cumming,” you’ve had first date sex.

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmIt happens, and many times it’s the best sex you will encounter. That’s right, we’re all for it and apparently so are 34% of Americans. A study done by datingadvice.com showed that over a third of American men and women are totally down for a little love making after a first date. While you’d expect the core demographic to be college students, it was actually discovered that when you are a little older, you become a little “wiser” and open yourself up to the idea. I guess that means we were young and wise in college. Ooops.

If you think that’s interesting, check out their findings on horny divorcees:

NEWS: Casual Encounters Have Increased In Women

It should come as no surprise to many that women are becoming increasingly more interested in no strings attached sexual partners. With each decade we’ve seen society become more and more open to new ideas regarding their sex life, with women leading the way in sexual conversation and exploration. Combine that with the internet providing information on every type of kinky thing possible, and you’ve got a whole new group finding themselves sexually.  best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9

Now, don’t get it twisted. There are still PLENTY of women who are against and even find themselves depressed after loveless love making, but studies have shown that since 2004, the number of women who DO want a romp in the sack with a perfect stranger has increased from 9% to 18%, a solid doubling. With the ever increasing number of internet dating sites popping up nearly on the daily, many with “casual encounter” sections, access to these types of relationships (or lack there of) has become quite easy.

NEWS: 8 Things Really Silly People Prefer Over Sex

We’re just going to dive right into this one. According to some silly studies, apparently done on very silly people who need to get their priorities straight, there are things people would rather do than fuck. We are having trouble believing this is true, but research is research and we can’t fight everything.

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bacon2A few of the alternate choices to sex make a little more sense to us than others. Like bacon, for example. We love us some bacon, and if there was a giant cock on a platter next to a plate of sizzling hot bacon, we may think twice about which to put in our mouth.

Others, however, like cell phones, could be used both as an alternative for sex, and a way for us to film ourselves for later use! See, we solved a problem for you! You’re welcome.

To see the full list of things we never want you to choose over a good bang, check out the article here.

NEWS: More Fun Sex Facts!

Before we go into the real research let’s tell you about some sex facts we already know: 1) It’s awesome 2) We want to partake in it several times a day 3) It feels better in public.

Are we missing any?!

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexychairAlright so maybe none of those are groundbreaking, but we thought it was important none the less. Let’s get on to the real stuff, shall we?

Time.com has released facts from a study recently done which refreshes and modernizes previous research  from the 50’s and 60’s. The majority of the information is in regards to women and their orgasms, but we can all benefit from that knowledge, can’t we?

Here are a few of our favorites:

1) Orgasms can make women more creative.

2) Being well hydrated leads to better orgasm.

3) Sitting in chairs can arouse women (we can attest to this fact!)

Enjoy!

NEWS: The Miley Cyrus Effect

You’d have to have been living under a rock to somehow miss all of the insane publicity surrounding Miley Cyrus and her sudden case of massive amounts of sexual exposure. It all started with her “We Can’t Stop” video, where she can be seen twerking, sticking her tongue out, and humping just about everything in the video. This followed by her teddy bear grinding VMA performance, and most recently her pussy and tit bearing photoshoot with famed celebrity photographer, Terry Richardson. If you haven’t seen it, look it up. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_miley

Here at NiteFlirt, we love seeing every inch of Miley’s body, but it seems the public is in an outrage in regards to the overly exposed former Disney star. Some say she needs to go back to her days of country twanging glory, while others just want their teenage daughters to look in another direction.

She’s even caught the attention of other well known pop stars, some begging her to stop selling her sex for higher iTunes ranking, while some are recognizing this change as an aggressive move towards creating a new image, one of which she has complete control.

Where do you stand? Do you want to see more of Miley’s barely legal body? Or are you over hearing her name all together?

NEWS: Pecker Pastry

Newsflash: do not use kitchen appliances or other household objects as sex toys. Chances are it will end unfavorably for you.

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_toasterThis story makes me cringe, so naturally I had to share with all of you. According to the Huffington Post, an unidentified London gentleman is currently recovering from sticking his cock in a toaster. I know the British do things a bit differently than the USA but I was confident that we all used toasters for toast, toaster strudels, bagels, and other pastries pretty much exclusively. Clearly I was wrong.

London Firefighters bravely showed up at the scene to help the man remove his member from the toaster. Sources say that this isn’t the first time the London Firefighters have had to deal with dudes in distress. Another story involves a man who got his dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner. For some reason the vacuum cleaner doesn’t sound as bad, seems like I’ve heard that story once upon a time, but a toaster!?! Have you ever looked inside of a toaster slot? It looks like a labyrinth of barbwire, which is basically a tunnel of death for a schlong. I can only hope the poor guy has healed and will hopefully invest in one of those pulsating pussies!

NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs!

I’m sure you’ve all heard that the government was “shutdown”, well unless you’re living under a rock. It’s definitely a sad state of affairs to say the least. Fortunately my frown has been turned upside down because, according to Jezebel, the vibrator site Vibrators.com is offering free vibrators to federal employees. I wonder if there is a size and speed selection, or if it’s one size fits all?!

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibratorsSo let me get this straight; the government plays hooky and they get rewarded with free tools for orgasms?! What the F!?

So here’s the gist, Vibrators.com is giving away 200 free vibrators a day to federal employees getting screwed by the shutdown. Wowza, I guess it only makes sense, these furloughed employees will have more free time for extracurricular activities and it’s a fantastic way for Vibrators.com to market themselves during this crisis.

Vibrators.com asks the question:

Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential? Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?”

If you’re “lucky” enough to meet these qualifications, then giddy up and get your free vibe from Vibrators.com. This is a freebee that NO one should pass up!

I think it’s only appropriate we listen to some Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch now, in honor:

NEWS: Best Time Of Day For Sex?

If you ask us, any time of day is the best time of day for a good fuck, but we’re never one to turn our nose up to sex research. Getting it in during an early morning fondle has it’s perks, or perhaps you are more inclined for a middle of the night, wake me up and throw me down session. We certainly won’t stop you from getting it on during any hour of the day, but we wanted to share this hourly guide created by ghanamma.com, which gives you some insight into the horniness each hour brings to men and women. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexhours

To strip it down, it seems that women tend to beg for a good pounding between the hours of 8am and 10am, while men can get it on, well, pretty much all hours of the day. We can’t say that we are surprised by this, and wonder who got lucky enough to score the gig of researching this article? We’re sure NiteFlirt could have given some helpful insight (when is our call volume the highest, perhaps?) but no one reached out.

We also love that the fun fact that between 2pm – 4pm is when a woman’s reproductive system is on point and men’s semen is at the highest quality. Yup, it’s baby making time.