NEWS: Awesome Lady Hires Stripper for Her 100th Birthday

Today in our “things we hope to do one day” segment, we are adding “invite stripper to our 100th birthday party.” Not all of us will live to 100, true, but if we live even into our 80’s, we still want to do this. Maybe every year after 80. What made us think of this, you ask? Well, it’s the story going around the web about the amazing Doris Deahardie.

Doris is incredible, and for her 100th birthday, she went on a helicopter ride, and then hired strippers to show her an awesome night. We love her for this, and want to be her when we grow up. The articles going around claim that she brought baby oil (YES!) and the stripper danced to LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It.”

Doris, you’re our hero.

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NEWS: Which State Lasts The Longest In Bed?

Thinking about moving to a new state, but not exactly sure where you want to settle down? Let us help you make that decision. A recent study was released that tells us which states seem to fuck longer than others, and the results may surprise you. We bet you think the top runner is going to be New York or maybe Florida, where it’s sunny and people drink a lot. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_longandshort

But no, the #1 contender happens to be New Mexico. Who would have thought that? Not us! Coming in at #2 is West Virginia. Yummy. And also in the top 5 is South Carolina. Gotta love those southern folk. Getting down and dirty!

See where your state lands on this super awesome list.

 

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NEWS: New App Helps You Join the Mile High Club

There are fewer fantasies out there that get us hornier than the idea of hooking up with a stranger. Add in the idea of hooking up with a hot man or sexy woman who happens to be on the same flight as us, and well excuse us while we play a little. 😉 Luckily for fans of one-night-stands 32,000 feet in the air, there’s a new app in development right now that can help you scorebest_phone_sex_niteflirt_wingmanapp

It’s called Wingman, and it’s being created to help strangers on airplanes join the ‘mile high club’ together. It’s pretty easy. You set up a profile, add in your basic information in addition to your travel plans. Then, you find out if there are other travelers trying to fuck, and if there are, you strike up a conversation. Now, theres the obvious chance that you may get denied, but this should just be motivation to look sexy as fuck before you fly.

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NEWS: Kate Upton’s Zero Gravity Photo Shoot

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Why hello there, Kate Upton. Aren’t you looking as delicious and sexy as ever? What’s that? You’re literally doing a photo shoot in a zero gravity environment? Well alright then! best_phone_sex_niteflirt_kupton1

It’s true! For this year’s Sports Illustrated issue, the magazine had an incredibly awesome idea and they went through with it. They took their crew to a zero gravity experience, and did a photo shoot in it. It’s pretty much the coolest thing we’ve ever seen, and for some reason we just got the idea that shooting a porn in something like that would be great too. Any takers?!

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NEWS: Male Erogenous Zones 101

It’s always good to get a little refresher on ways to keep your man horny and happy. It’s a top priority for us at NiteFlirt, and I wanted to share with you some of the info we’ve recently discovered. Consider this a ‘101’ course. You may have already heard of these, and some of them may be new to you all together. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_men

First, the perineum. This is a patch of skin between his anus and his balls. Speaking of his anus, this is an extremely sensitive area for a man as well. Some may be into ass play, and others won’t, but know its there if ya need it. Get to it!

Those are only a couple of the spots, if you need more, check out the rest of the article right here.

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NEWS: Geeky Sex Toys Are Awesome

When it comes to sex toys, we feel that every type of interest should be covered. If you’re into anal beads, butt plugs, blown glass dildos, or maybe even like getting off to your favorite anime character, we support it. Which is why we were thrilled to find this news story on the 6 Geekiest Sex Toys on the market. Nerds are usually the most fun to fuck, so this article is dedicated to you.best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sextoys7

Whether you’re a Star Wars fan, or really into the triple boob found in Total Recall, there is a sex toy out there for you. They even found an Avatar Fleshlight! Is there anything out there left to create? We think not.

Check out the list on Cracked.com.

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NEWS: 8 Types of Female Orgasm You Need to Know

If you like to make girls cum, then this article on The Frisky is super important for you. It outlines, pretty accurately, the many different orgasms best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasms8that women feel while being fucked. While there have been many articles written about all of the mind blowing, multi sensational, change your life orgasm, not many have taken a more realistic stance on this great pleasure. Until now.

They discuss things like the flair orgasm, which yes, is an orgasm, but maybe it doesn’t make us scream like we want. Or as they call it the ‘waterworks’ orgasm, and no, we’re not talking about squirting. We’re talking about when woman cries after an intense round of good love. Now that’s how you do it!

Orgasms, orgasms, and more orgasms

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NEWS: New Sex Toy That Feels Like Oral

You know we love to learn about new sex toys in the industry, and we were very pleased when we heard about the release of an oral sex simulator. Sure, there are plenty of these on the market already, but when you see this one, you will likely get as horny as we have. It’s made by sex toy designers, Lelo.

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lelooraThe sleek design is only the start of why we think this is so great. We also love the swirling motion it can replicate, and the pulsations that it also provides. Not to mention it also has vibrations, so it kind of hits all the points we need…if you know what we mean.

It’s called the Lelo Ora, and it’s available now, girls. 

NEWS: Miley Cyrus ‘Bangerz’ Tour Kicked Off And It’s Freaky

We know we should probably stop talking about Miley Cyrus, because everyone is over her, but it seems like we can’t look away even if we should. We kinda do want her!

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She kicked off her highly anticipated ‘Bangerz’ tour in Vancouver this weekend, and it was everything people sexpected, yet still shocking.

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Articles all over the web are talking about her doing things like putting a fans thong in her mouth (one that was thrown on the stage), giving a fake blowjob to a guy in a Bill Clinton outfit, and lots more.

In addition to all of that, she has midgets dancing on stage as well as a giant women who’s ass she smacks a lot. She’s in a thong and she touches her pussy a lot, but does any of it really matter. Who knows?

At the very least, check out the photos of her blowing the Bill Clinton character because it’s kind of silly…

NEWS: Ron Jeremy’s Wrecking Ball Video

If you’ve yet to see Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball’ video, then you may have literally been living under a rock the past few months. (Did that hurt? Living under a rock?) Well, luckily for your, Ron Jeremy has made his own re-make of the video, including him literally singing the song and redoing the entire video. Yes, this includes him swinging naked on a wrecking ball.

We can’t figure out which part makes us more uncomfortable. His off-tune singing voice, the close up shots of his face, or maybe its him titty fucking a sledgehammer? All of these things are unreal, and yes, he does them all.

Please watch the video right NOW: