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NEWS: Guy Draws Penis’ For 365 Days On Kitchen White Board

We want to marry the guy that did this. Seriously. He’s hilarious and he wins at life, and he’s just the best. Too bad he’s already spoken for. Ok so why do we love him so much? Let us tell you.

You see, this dude’s wife bought a white board to hang in their kitchen. For some reason, husband didn’t want it there, and straight up said “I’m going to draw dick pictures on this for the whole year if you don’t take it down.” Well, the wife accepted this challenge, and was lucky enough to see beautifully hand drawn images of cock for an entire year straight. Unbelievable. Awesome.

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NEWS: It Turns Out ‘Pizza Sex’ Burns

Today in ‘shit you should just never fucking do news’ we bring you a story about a dude who decided it would be a good idea to try and fuck a Domino’s pizza. Yes, you read that correctly, a story is going around the internet today about a guy literally fucking a pizza, and we don’t know if we should quit the internet forever, or marry it. But of course, this could all just be a huge hoax.

A post was published recently by the very serious news site, Huffington Post, about tweets sent from a customer of Dominos to their twitter account in the UK. He claims he made love to a pizza, and has pepperoni stuck to his balls, in addition to burns from the cheese. The fact that the Dominos account even responded is seriously insane. We just don’t even know what to say about all of it, but we can’t stop reading either.

Of course he could have avoided all those unnecessary burns if he’d just given US a call…

Read the tweets.

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NEWS: Who’s Having Better Sex: Apple or Android Users?

Well if this isn’t the question of the century, what do we know about anything? It’s kind of hilarious to think that there are literal studies out there showing who is having better sex based on the phone they use, but in 2014, it’s all about technology and what you are using. Thankfully for all of us, this question can be answered by a survey done by Match.com.

It appears that Android users are having better sex, and users of that nearly extinct cell phone, Blackberry, are actually orgasming more than iPhone users. This seems shocking to us, since we use the iPhone and we cum every day, all day. But no one asked us. Again.

Find out more here.

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NEWS: Artist Creates Political Drag Queen Images

If this doesn’t make you feel fabulous, we don’t know what will. An artist by the name of Saint Hoax has created a body of work that is so great, we barely know what to do with ourselves. He took the artistry of Drag and combined it with the ultimate political statement. Wow!

You see, he took photos of famous political figures, and in the forms of gifs, turned them into drag queens. We’re talking Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, even Barack Obama (right), and while some of these people are downright awful, their drag counter parts are pretty amazing. I wonder if we could get a few to sign up for NiteFlirt?

Check out the full work here.

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NEWS: The Duggars Give Out Sex Advice

If you don’t know who “The Duggars” are, let us get you up to speed.

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They are the super religious couple who have birthed 19 children together, and are on a TV show called TLC’s “19 Kids and Counting.” At first, we were kind of grossed out at the idea of getting sex advice from them, but then we realized that if you have 19 children, you are clearly fucking a lot. So who knows better than this lady?!

Her advice includes say yes to sex even when you’re tired, treat your wife like a queen (we love that one! See right…) and make time for date night. It’s actually shockingly insightful ideas behind a happy relationship, and we were surprised to have enjoyed the article as much as we did. Read on and let us know what you think.

Check out the full article here.

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NEWS: Big Beautiful Orgy in an Airbnb

If you’ve not heard of Airbnb before, it’s a website where people can rent other peoples apartments or homes for a short stay. It’s used many times in lieu of a hotel room, or if someone is visiting a city for an extended period of time but less than one you’d need a lease for. Hosts rent to random people on the internet, and most of the time, all goes well and everyone involved leaves happy. But sometimes things go a bit differently. We are all for the sexy time that happened, but maybe just not the way that it happened…

A news story hit the web recently about a guy who rented his apartment to a seemingly nice person. They claimed they were renting the spot for a family member that was going to a wedding, but perhaps that was a lie. Ok it was a huge lie. In reality, the renter was using it to host a Big Beautiful Women Orgy in the renters home. We’re down for a good orgy, but lying about it is never good.

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NEWS: Our New Favorite Product: The Walk of Shame Kit

Seriously though, where was this kit when we were in college?! This may be the best thing we’ve read about all day. A new product is out that’s called the “Walk of Shame Kit” and it’s basically everything you need to leave a one night stand when you don’t have the time to pack an overnight bag. Amazing! A post-sex escape parachute!

The kit contains a dress, flip flops, sunglasses, a small back pack, a pre-pasted tooth brush, and a card that says call me (or don’t call me) with a space to leave your number. We’re pretty much obsessed with this idea and want to hand them out to every one of our friends. While there’s no shame in our fucking game, we love the idea of having something we can throw in our purse when we’re out to score.

Pick up your kit here.

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NEWS: Porn Addiction Is A Myth, Study Says

There’s big business these days in the diagnosis of people with ‘porn addiction’ and a new study shows that that whole thing may be a bunch of nonsense. Well, not the idea that people are super into watching porn, and that sometimes they watch it a lot more frequently than others, but that there is no science to support that it is a literal addiction. In fact, studies show that there are far more positive effects to viewing porn than negative.

In a review of the study, Dr. David Ley, PHD explains this further. He and his team actually believe that it “can improve attitudes towards sexuality, increase the quality of life and variety of sexual behaviors and increase pleasure in long-term relationships.” This is great news, because you know we love us some porn, and we know you do too.

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NEWS: Crazy Things That Make People Orgasm

We love to find out new and interesting ways that people are getting off. Let’s face it, we’re in the business to make sure you feel great, so why wouldn’t we want to know every, and any, way to make that happen?! We’re here for you, what can we say? So when we came across this article about crazy ways people cum, we had to share.

One story shared on Cracked.com was of a man who got off by getting his thumb sucked. This doesn’t sound all that crazy to us because we love to suck on fingers while fucking, but the story was interesting none the less. Then of course there is orgasming during exercising, which is a great way to find motivation to hit the gym! 😉

Here are the other ways people get off.

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NEWS: Study Shows That Rich Women Are Having Better Sex

While there is nothing we hate more than a bunch of nonsense about how you have to be rich to enjoy life, we couldn’t help but be drawn to a story about rich women having better sex lives. Studies about fucking interest us more than any other topic, so no one should be surprised that we had to read on. According to a study done by the Spanish National Sexual Health Survey, your socioeconomic status is directly correlated to how good or bad your sex life is.

They surveyed over 10,000 women, and found that a whopping 90% were satisfied with their sex lives. They then compared those findings with the financial status of the respondents, and found that the richer they are, the more likely they were to answer that they have great sex on the regular. It doesn’t seem that crazy to us, but do you think that how much money you have directly relates to your satisfaction in bed?