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It goes without saying that there are many, many old-school sex myths about women. We’ve already debunked 3 in part 1 of this article: women aren’t as horny as men; women are better at monogamy; women don’t get turned on watching porn. These are just a few, so now we’re going to take on 4 more:

1. Women take longer to get turned on

You may have heard that men only need 90 seconds to get rock-hard and ready for action, while women require much more time. But researchers at McGill University found that men and women get aroused at around the same rate, with both sexes clocking in at 10 minutes. We’re not surprised by this, but we still ask: why rush it? Take your time; enjoy all the amazing sensations leading up to the main event. It’s all good, sexy fun!

2. Women take longer to cum

So, on average women take the same amount of time as men to cum—while masturbating. Though it is true that women take longer during PIV (penis in vagina) sex. This just gives all the more reason to take your time before fucking, making sure your lady gets really hot and revved up for action!

3. Women’s libidos decrease with age

Hello, Mrs. Robinson! According to research done by University of Texas, women in their 30’s and 40’s are in their sexual prime, with higher sex drives than teens and 20 year-olds. It’s also been shown that women in their 40’s have more intense, better orgasms, and are more likely to cum multiple times! Sex getting better for women as they get older is one of the best kept secrets. Older the berry, sweeter the juice, as the saying goes.

4. If you make a woman cum, she will fall in love with you (it’s hormonal)

Maybe you’ve heard this one: a man can fuck as many women as he wants and not get attached, but women can’t have meaningless sex because her hormones make her fall in love. Here’s what’s true: orgasming does release the “love-hormone,” oxytocin, but this happens in both men and women. And there’s no evidence that shows that this hormone causes anybody to fall in love. I guess this would explain why the popularity of one-nighters will never go out of style!

All this new sex science shows what women already knew themselves: we love to fuck, to cum, and it only keeps getting better and better! Want to see for yourself? We love to prove sex myths wrong!

 

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A prankster in Vancouver gave the city quite an eyeful with their giant, naked satan statue. The anatomically correct statue was erected (see what we did there?) in the exact location where a Christopher Columbus statue once stood, right off the sky train line, for all the city to see. The statue is bright red, flashing a satan/rock & roll sign, with a rock-hard, fully erect 10 inch cock—also bright red!

The devil statue has become a popular attraction for thousands of amused gawkers. But the city of Vancouver didn’t find the prank so funny (or titillating). City officials quickly tore the statue down, without quite knowing how to handle it without coming into contact with satan’s enormous raging hard-on. Check out the hilarious video below to see the awkward city worker trying not to grab the Dark Prince’s giant package.

All hail the Lord of the Underworld’s massive red dick! Want to get into some naughty, devilish fun? We love to be bad!

 

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The Chinese have ushered us into the future again with their newest invention: a hands-free sex machine that jerks off sperm donors. They’re called Automatic Sperm Extractors, and they’re the latest technology at Chinese hospitals. The futuristic, pink, gray and white sex robot has a massage pump which can be adjusted according to height (and, we’d guess, width). Amazing!

Here’s how it works: dudes slip their cock inside the bright pink tube, which literally jerks them off. That’s it! The tube pumps like a hand (or a pussy) stroking a dick up and down. Then viola! Automatic cum. It eliminates the need for sticky, used Playboys and Hustlers and even the use of one’s hands! How efficient!

A sex machine in a hospital proves that the future is now! But we know that no technology could ever replace the amazing pleasure of a human touch. What we offer can’t be found in any Chinese hospitals.

 

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A new concept hotel in Paris is all the rage for horny couples looking to spice up their sex lives. For 25 Euros, you can rent a fetish room by the hour for an erotic fantasy fuck session. The rooms have various themes, such as Pirates, Hawaii, Donjons, Captain Cabin, and Bollywood Kama Sutra. There is even a boutique that offers various sex toys, x-rated films, and naughty accessories for some extra spice. Ooh la la!

The rooms are meant to offer couples who are in the mood a sexy retreat for a hot quickie. Each scandalous room has huge flat screens for viewing porn, plus condoms and lube, and extras like co-ed saunas, erotic shows, and massages can be purchased as well. In the city known for inventing love, the hotel is meant to be a fun, hot destination for lovers who want to switch it up, or an affordable way for couples to have a rendezvous. Although this hotel is the first of its kind in Paris, Tokyo has offered this for a long time, with over 6,000 hotels.

Romance lives in the city of love! Who wants to recreate this naughty love castle? We love role-play and spicy sex!

 

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There are so so many old-school myths about the sexual lives and libidos of “the fairer sex”—women aren’t as horny as men; women are better at monogamy. These are just a few, and in fact, there are so many we’re just going to debunk 3 (for now). Here are some of the oldest, falsest myths about women and sex:

1. Women are better suited for monogamyThis one’s been around for ages, but it’s been proven false by a number of sources and studies. To name one, a German study from 2006 that surveyed 2,500 couples found that women actually struggle more in monogamous relationships because they become sexually bored sooner than men. In fact, an additional Canadian study from 2012 showed that women’s sexual desire decreases in a monogamous relationship over time, while men’s stays the same. Just goes to show that monogamy’s not easy for anyone. This is why we should all keep it spicy and fun!
2. Women aren’t as horny as menMen have always been painted as the lustier, sexually insatiable sex (gotta spread the seed around, or something like that). But this is 100% false. According to sexual science research, women are more “fluid” in their sexual attractions and possibly even more biologically programmed to seek sex with many different partners (which makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint). So, it’s really just society telling women to be tame sexually more than anything else. We say to that: Viva la women’s sexual revolution! No slut-shaming here!
3. Women aren’t as visually stimulated as menFalse, false, false. This one brings to mind the myth that women don’t watch or enjoy porn. The fact is, women might actually be more turned on by visual stimuli than men. At a study at Queen’s University, women responded physically to a wider range of erotic imagery. Any of us here at Niteflirt can attest to that 100%!

So there you have it: women love to fuck, to fuck often and with many partners, and to watch others fuck! We here at Niteflirt are all about being sexually-positive, and owning our sexuality. Want to debunk some old sex myths with us? We’re ready and eager to get started!

 

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About half of guys worldwide get woken up on a regular basis with a giant boner, aka, morning glory. But what’s up with that? Are guys just biologically wired to want to get it on first thing in the morning? Here are some possible explanations:

Morning glories start in utero (in the womb) and continue all throughout a dude’s life. As an aside, women also get aroused during sleep (this is called clitoral erections), and can even cum, along with many other mammals. No one really knows why this happens. Maybe it has to do with REM sleep, when the part of the brain responsible for controlling your sex drive also goes to sleep. There could also be an increase of blood flow to the cock during this time in the sleep cycle that causes dudes to get giant hard-ons. But the most likely reason is probably that all those stiffies while you sleep is your body’s way of making sure the cock is working as it should.

Isn’t it comforting to know that your cock is looking out for you? We know another way to keep your dick fit and healthy that doesn’t involve sleeping! Let us take care of that morning glory for you.

 

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The ancient Mayans were a creative and innovative people. Who knew this was true whenit came to their sex positions! These hot Mayan hammock sex positions will make you want to go right out and buy a hammock (and put your old Kama Sutra book back on the shelf for a while). Here are some favorites:

1. The jaguar positionThe guy gets comfortable lying on his back while his lady straddles his dick, her ass facing him in reverse cowgirl, as he plays with her asshole. This is bound to make her purr like a jaguar!
2. The dog positionThis is basically 69 in a hammock—sounds fun!
3. The vulture positionThe guy sits up-right while his lady lies on her back in the opposite end of the hammock, legs tucked up to his chest as he fucks her, using the hammock to aid in the natural rocking motion.
4. The wind positionDude lies under the hammock while his lady straddles his face, holding on to the hammock for support. Sexy and windswept!
5. The lizard positionNow the dude lies back comfortably in the hammock while his lady gets down on her knees to give him head. I guess that’s why hammocks are so relaxing?
6. The serpent positionThis one looks a little tricky—it’s pretty much like scissoring in a hammock. Those Mayans sure were advanced!
7. The rabbit positionHere both partners stand up while fucking, holding on to the hammock and each other for support. As the Mayans said: “Be fruitful and multiple like rabbits!”
8. The water positionThis one is a bit like the wind position, except the lady spreads her legs wide as a valley so her man, crouched down very low in front of her, can “drink” her pussy. Those mayans sure know how to appreciate the beauty of nature!

How cool that they were the first inventors of the sex swing! Who wants to connect with this ancient civilization by trying out their sex positions? Those kinky Mayans really put us in the mood for some swinging action!

 

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In December 1953, Hugh Hefner released the first issue of Playboy. It featured the infamous Marilyn Monroe, and not surprisingly, the issue quickly sold out. Playboy went on to become the iconic magazine it is today, and to celebrate its 60^th anniversary, the Daily Beast compiled 35 of the sexiest covers in the magazine’s history. Here are some of highlights:

1. April 1969: Lorna HopperOne of the top-selling issues of all time features Hopper, the sexy girl-next-door type, wearing nothing but a tie and a flirtatious smile. At the time, the photo was considered subversive because it challenged traditional gender roles. Right on!
2. July 1970: Joan BaezThe unparalleled folk singer bared all in this racy issue. On the cover, she’s submerged in water, mermaid-blue, and covering just the tops of her perfectly buoyant breasts!
3. October 1971: Darine SternShe was the first African American to grace the cover: fully nude, sporting a big afro, luscious legs dangling from a Playboy bunny chair.
4. September 1979: Women of the Ivy LeagueThis controversial cover featured several young women from Ivy league schools posing in a faux college newspaper shot.
5. March 1980: Bo DerekFollowing her infamous film 10, the sultry Bo Derek graced this issue in a fringe bikini (and very hard nipples). Obviously, it was a top-seller.
6. October 1989: Pamela AndersonTwo months after she appeared on a jumbotron in a tight-fitting t-shirt at a Canadian baseball game, Pamela Anderson was on the cover of Playboy. Thus began a long and fruitful career as one of the magazine’s most popular nude models.
7. June 1993: Anna Nicole Smith She appeared for the first time in this issue, looking very Marilyn Monroe-esque in a sexy black and white spread. She was then named playmate of the year, and landed a modeling contract with Guess?, and multiple movie roles.
8. April 2003: Carmen ElectraShe’s one of the most prominently featured women in Playboy history. She has many covers before this one, but her nude rocker photo here is one of her best—and sexiest.

Happy anniversary, Playboy! Let’s celebrate all those sexy, naked women together—by getting naked together!

 

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Grant Meyers works as a foley artist—the person who does ambient sound in films—for porn. He loves what he does, and is passionate about capturing erotic sounds to enhance the hot, x-rated scenes in adult films. He is also a parody, and a hilarious one at that. Here’s some of the highlights of the porn sound guy trying to replicate sex noises in daily life (check out the video below):

1. Porn sound guy at the park, capturing the squeaking and grunting sounds of a hard-bodied dude doing pull-ups (think bed-springs bouncing and vigorous thrusting).
2. Squeezing globs of aloe-vera into a tupperware—we’ll let you decide what that sounds like.
3. Wiggling a giant banana back-and-forth into a bowl of jello (surprisingly life-like! Perhaps like a wet pussy getting finger-fucked).
4. Slapping a giant slab of baby back ribs with the side of a hammer (it really does sound like skin slapping)
5. Flicking a few slices of deli meat together (no joke; it sounds like a tongue fucking/licking a pussy)
6. Quickly pulling and slapping a rubber balloon (again, sounds like skin slapping).
7. Hitting the palm of his hand on the end of a plunger (seriously sounds like hard-core deep fucking).

To quote porn sound guy: “I like to think I’m the one doing the touching. The sound is the vibration, and that’s contact from one person to another.” True enough!

Even though this hilarious video’s a fake, all that slapping and grunting put us in the mood for the real thing. We have the best sex-sounds right here!

 

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