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Sex Robots are the Way of the Future

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_robotHow would you feel about a lifelike sex robot invented just to fulfill all your most erotic fantasies? Pretty excited, right? Well, thanks to one innovative man, sex robots could very well be the way of the future. Matt McMullen is the inventor of “the world’s finest love doll,” and he’s on a mission to revolutionize sex dolls and the way that the world sees them.

His amazing—and very expensive—love dolls are totally customizable and some even include electronic enhancements to make them more lifelike. For $1,500, you could get a doll that had an “Interactive Response System” built in, which means the doll could actually “respond” to the erogenous places that you touched her. Although it didn’t end up working out because of how complicated it was to install, the doll would say things like “Ow!” and “Oh, that feels good” or simply moaned when you touched her. And he’s still working on other artificial intelligence apps for customers who want a more lifelike experience (think moving eyes and silicone that can heat up!).

Want to have an interactive, erotic experience with us? No lifelike sex robot can ever replace the real thing!

Check out more about the future of sex robots here: https://jezebel.com/how-much-would-you-pay-to-have-sex-with-a-robot-1698286256

5 Titillating Exhibits at the Museum of Sex

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The Museum of Sex, or MoSex, in NYC has been exciting patrons for 13 years with its fun, sex-positive, and titillating exhibits. MoSex’s explicit exhibits show many different sides to sexuality; they can be educational, erotic, and definitely playful. From the huge Linda Lovelace video loop showing the famous porn star giving mind-blowing blowjobs over and over again to the G-Spot Tunnel of Love, here are 5 of MoSex’s most pleasurable exhibits (check out the pictures below):

  1. Boob Bounce Castle Yes, at MoSex you can actually jump in a bounce house made entirely of big, bouncy tits! It’s like a surrealist dream come true!
  2. Erotic Rock Wall Climb, grope, and feel your way to ecstasy on the erotic rock wall. Need a lift? Grab a dick! Or even a tit or an ass.
  3. Victorian Era Anti-Masturbation Device This 100 year old device is just as scary looking as it sounds. It resembles a bronze strap-on—except dudes would actually stick their dicks in it to prevent them from jerking off!
  4. An Erotic Disney Print Ever fantasized about what Tinker Bell looks like naked? How about a Snow White and the Seven Dwarves orgy? You can see all your favorite Disney characters in ways you’ve definitely never seen them before at MoSex.
  5. Dress Made of Condoms This is just as cool as it sounds: a stylish, high fashion garment made entirely out of condoms! This dress could definitely come in handy on a night on the town…

MoSex’s explicit exhibits are seriously amazing. Want to have some playful, sexy experiences yourself? You don’t need to take a trip to NYC for that; we’re right here and always ready for something titillating!

Check out Huffington Post’s article on MoSex to see pictures and learn more about their exhibits.

Whiplr is the New App for Kinksters

Are you into apps like Tinder that help you get laid with no strings attached, but have been longing for something, well, a little more kink friendly? If so, we have good news for you. Whiplr is a new app that is specially for those who want to have kinky sex. “The idea came from within the kink community. There simply wasn’t a mobile app for people to find and connect with other people into fetish and kink,” said Whiplr’s Chief Communications Officer, Daniel Sevitt.

Whiplr came on the scene just this year and right in time for Valentine’s Day. And since it’s so new, it’s still gaining users (time to sign up, kinky horny people!). It’s also location based, like Grindr, which means that you can find potential play partners close to you or farther away if you’re looking for more discretion. But most importantly, you can define your kinks according to various categories (objects, shopping, odors), but you are also free to discuss any aspects of your fetishes in private. Sevitt explains, “Kink is a journey and everyone should be free to be who they want to be and like what they want without someone else defining it for them.” Right on, Whiplr!

Want to get kinky with us? We are always down for some fetish fun with no strings attached!

Check out more about Whiplr on Vice.

6 Terrifying Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieBuzzFeed recently went to the trouble of listing out some of the weirdest, freakiest, and most downright terrifying sex toys out there. They range from the adventurous to the extreme with everything in between. Here are some of the most disturbing sex toys on the market that really are the stuff of nightmares (check out the pictures).

  1. King Dong Just as the name implies, this “Super-sized novelty dildo” is 15 inches long and over 2 inches wide! Just wow.
  2. Baby Jesus Butt Plug For when you want to merge the spiritual with the carnal.
  3. The Cannon This you really need to see to believe. It looks like a literal cannon. That you insert inside you. Dangerous!
  4. Death by Orgasm 10 Speed Scorpion Bullet Vibrator This hard-core vibrator is not for beginners. If the black scorpion exterior wasn’t enough to scare you off, it comes in a friggin’ coffin for Christ’s sake!
  5. Area 51 Love Doll Remember the hoax with the woman with three boobs? This sex doll looks like her. It also comes with “3 out of this world love holes” or the “free alien lube.” Sold!
  6. The Nut Crusher This is an advanced toy, even for a BDSM enthusiast. Enter at your own risk?

Well, there you have it. 6 terrifying sex toys that will either give you “death by orgasm” or, at the very least, give you some crazy-ass nightmares.

Want to have some freaky fun with us? Let’s get adventurous and weird!

All Aboard the Historic Orgy Train

North Weald railway station MMB 05 4141 205205 Some locals in a London town were shocked to find out that their beloved historic train was used recently as the set of a hardcore film. The train orgy film was made by the adult entertainment company, Brazzers, and stars sexy adult film actress Amirah Adara. She plays an 18 year old who has a passion for using her ride to school to have hot sex with strangers!

Amirah Adara is outfitted in a school girl uniform, and in one sex scene she fucks a passenger (porn star Danny D.) in one of the vintage train’s wood panelled carriages. The 28 minute porn is similar to a scene in Lars Von Trier’s film, Nymphomaniac, in which two naughty girls compete to seduce as many passengers on a train as they can. In fact, “Nympho” is the name of the station! The porn has already been viewed 235,000 times, but not everyone is excited about its popularity. One local quipped, “One minute it’s Peppa Pig and Father Christmas, the next it’s an orgy train.”

An orgy aboard a historic train sounds pretty amazing to us! Who wants to ride NiteFlirt’s train? All aboard for a mind-blowing good time!

Check out more about the train orgy here.

Camgirl Who Just Stares at the Camera Gains Legions of Fans

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_magi_japanese_camgirlIn the olden days of the inter-webs, a camgirl had to actually do things to attract loyal followers. Camgirls might even need to turn on a 24-hour webcam to get attention and cash-money. But apparently these days, all a camgirl has to do to get hundreds of thousands of followers is to stare silently into a camera.

An adorable Japanese camgirl who goes by the name Magi earns her living by making one-minute videos of her literally staring into the camera. This camgirl’s appeal must have something to do with a kinky anime fetish, because her loyal fans all discuss how they want to fuck her in the comment threads while eagerly clicking on video after video of her just staring in silence and making cute expressions. She got 615,000 views on Youtube for one of these videos (watch below), which is enough viewers for her to make a living on YouTube as history’s first PG-13 camgirl.

Want to have some fun with one of our camgirls? We promise we’ll do more than just stare!

 

 

Chiropractor Losses License For Offering Sex and Exorcisms to Patients

www.niteflirt.com_hornydevils.jpgAn Iowa chiropractor, Charles Manuel, lost his license last month when the Iowa Board of Chiropractic found out that he was trading sex with his clients in exchange for services. Not only that, but allegedly he also performed exorcisms on them! Because, you know, getting your back re-aligned is just like exorcizing demons.

According to the settlement, he had sex with several of his patients, and even performed exorcisms on a few of them (is that a weird sex thing?). Thankfully, Manuel surrendered his license when the allegations surfaced, shocking Iowans with the scandalous news. Or maybe they were just flustered at having to find a new chiropractor/exorcist in town? You know what they say: a good exorcist is hard to find.

Looking to relieve some tension yourself? We’re no chiropractor/exorcist, but we can certainly help you to feel good all over!

Foot Fetish Thief Is Stealing Women’s Shoes in NYC Subway

A bizarre foot fetishist is yanking shoes right off women’s feet in NYC subway stations. According to the women whose shoes he’s stolen, the foot fetishist brazenly grabbed their shoes as they stood on the mezzanine and at the turnstiles before running away. Even stranger, the foot fetishist seems to have a penchant for only the women’s right shoe!

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Although the thief has very specific foot fetish tastes, he doesn’t seem to mind what type of shoe he steals. He gets off on high heels, sneakers, flats—according to NYPD, he likes them all. When law enforcement discussed this thief’s apparent foot fetish, one officer quipped, “If the shoe fits!”

How bizarre! Doesn’t this foot fetishist know he could have just called us instead of stealing women’s shoes?! We’re always happy to help fetishists remain law-abiding citizens!

 

The New Brilliant Invention in Sex Toys: the Permanent Vibrator

It might have taken us over 2 weeks to get this April Fools joke… but you have to admit it’s a great idea.  Even though sex toy manufacturers are creating smaller, couples-friendly vibrators for women to use during partner sex, there’s still the pesky problem of having to use one’s hands to keep the toy in place over the clit. And while hands-free vibrators will eventually start to become distributed to a sex shop near you, they’re so new that it’s too soon to say whether they will be good enough to replace tried-and-true vibrators. That’s why when Fun Factory announced a new product that will allow you to implant a vibrator conveniently inside you, the Orgasmia, we thought it was brilliant!  But alas, it’s not true.

The April Fools Day joke continues by saying that German doctors are creating the Orgasmia, a v-shaped vibrating implant, that will be able to reach the clit from inside the woman’s pussy! It can be controlled with Bluetooth technology, so you can access it with your phone or other Bluetooth devices. Not only that, but the vibrator is powered by the woman’s natural body heat, which means never having to change its batteries! The Orgasmia will cost around $6,500, and comes with a 20-year guarantee. That’s basically $325 a year – what a deal! Technology is amazing—especially when it comes (pun intended!) to creatively getting people off!

Sigh, if only this were true.

Good one Fun Factory, you got us! We can only hope that there’s a bit of truth in this joke!  Anyone know any German doctors with an interest in technology? Anyone?

Couple Fucks In Every Room of a Sex Museum

One frisky couple took the whimsical idea of a night at the museum to a whole new level. On Valentine’s Day, the couple hid inside of Las Vegas’ Erotic Heritage Museum until it closed in order to, well, fully take in the museum’s sex exhibits. But mainly, they just wanted to fuck in every room they could until the guards found them going at it!
These heroes were caught on camera fucking all over the museum, including in a Fifty Shades of Grey exhibit! In the surveillance video, you can see a voluptuous, topless blonde woman and a man in nothing but a trench coat fucking in ways that art lovers would consider truly inspired. When security personnel saw the couple on the video feed having a full on fuck-fest all over the museum, they chased them out, appropriately, through the back door.
Sounds fun but don’t want to get caught on camera? Give us a call, we can make it feel like it’s really happening.