The Pussy Beauty Pageant

1435975150441.cachedThe traditional beauty pageant is getting a bit of a make-over with its newest erotic counter-part: the “World’s Most Beautiful Vagina.” It’s a crowdsourced contest that anyone with an internet connection and a pussy can enter. Thousands of men and women can vote on their favorite vajayjay using a scale of one to ten (one for “not hot” and ten for “super hot”). The winner with the nicest lady parts will get $5,000 and a trip to Los Angeles. There, her popular pussy will get 3-D scanned to be used as a sex toy!

The contest is the mastermind of sex toy entrepreneur Brian Sloan, who wanted to up-grade his popular blowjob simulator, the Autoblow2, with vagina sleeves instead of a rubber mouth. Sloan says, “There are stock vaginas available at factories, but I thought it would be nice to deduce what kind of vaginal appearance my customers prefer and then design vagina sleeves based on their feedback.” So far, the contest has received 150 (pussy) participants, and about one million votes from all over the world!

Well, this sure seems like one contest Donald Trump will not be endorsing any time soon! Want to celebrate the beauty of lady parts with us? We’ve got plenty of beauty and personality right here!

Check out more about “World’s Most Beautiful Vagina!”

The Hottest Celebrities Who Used To Be Strippers

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It’s not just sexy celebrities like Magic Mike’s Channing Tatum who used to strip before striking it big in Hollywood. You’d be surprised by the A-list celebs who have once worked as exotic dancers while trying to make ends meet. So, here are the best, brightest, and hottest stars who stripped:

  1. Channing Tatum
    He’s made two movies about his stripping career, and when the star was first outed as a stripper he said, “I’m not ashamed of it. I don’t regret one thing. I’m not a person who hides shit.” Lucky us!
  2. Chris Pratt
    This leading man has said that since he always liked to be naked anyway, he thought stripping would be the perfect career move. Unfortunately, though, he didn’t have moves like Channing Tatum, which (fortunately) brought him to his next career: Hollywood.
  3. Lady Gaga
    Before she made it as a pop singer, she worked as a burlesque dancer in New York City. She mostly stripped down to her panties and took off her top—so, basically, not much has changed since then.
  4. Azealia Banks
    This rapper used to strip in Queens before she made it big. While she no longer strips herself, she says that she finds stripping “sexy as hell,” and loves following strippers on Instagram.
  5. Amber Rose
    This hip-hop model makes no apologies about her former career as a stripper: “Listen, I don’t have any sob stories about me dancing—I had the time of my life,” she said. She also still loves exotic dancers, and has reportedly spent over $10,000 at a Los Angeles strip club!

Feel like some dirty dancing yourself? We are all about “sexy as hell” activities here!

Check out more celebrities who used to strip here.

Study Finds (Just the Right Amount of) Sex Will Make You Happy

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_havingsexThe link between sex and happiness has been well established. Like that famous study which found that increasing the frequency of sex from once a month to once a week increased happiness to the same extent as having an extra $50,000 in the bank! But as it turns out, this study and others like it are missing a very important piece to the sex/happiness theory: what’s more important, quantity or quality? A new study conducted at Carnegie Mellon University sought to answer this.

The study asked 64 straight couples to double the amount they fucked each week and then to fill out a series of questionnaires ranking how happy they were. What the study found, somewhat surprisingly, was that more sex did not equal more happiness—in fact, the participants were less happy, especially in terms of the quality of the sex and their energy and enthusiasm. One of the study’s researchers, Dr. Loewenstein, had this piece of advice as the takeaway for the experiment: concentrate on quality rather than quantity if you want to increase your happiness. It’s about pleasure, not frequency; those who like the sex they’re having will want to have it more, which will (obviously) help their mood.

Feel like increasing your happiness? We are all about quality experiences here!

Check out more about the study here.

The Raciest Lines From the New Fifty Shades of Grey Book

 Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 2.59.14 PMThe new E.L. James book, Grey, is just as hot and naughty as readers would expect it to be. The book, which re-tells Fifty Shades from Christian Grey’s perspective, has already sold 1.1 million copies—just 4 days after it was released! Readers just can’t seem to get enough of the Fifty Shades, BDSM phenomenon, which is why news outlets like Entertainment Weekly are already compiling lists of the best, raciest lines. Here are some of the jewels:

  1. “Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick.”
  2. “Vanilla sex? Can I do this?”
  3. “Genital clamps—you have got to be kidding me.”
  4. “I drag my hand through my hair, and in as even a tone as I can manage I ask, ‘Are you hungry?’/ ‘Not for food,’ she teases. / Whoa. She might as well be addressing my groin.”
  5. “Oh, this is going to be fun. You’d be amazed what I can do with a few cable ties, baby.”
  6. “’How would you like your eggs?’” / “ ‘Thoroughly whisked and beaten,’ I reply.”
  7. “Oh, this ass is mine, so mine. And it’s going to get warmer.”

Is it getting hot in here? Want to turn up the heat about 50-degrees? Come get steamy with us right here!

Check out more racy lines in Grey here!

Giant Glitter-Spraying Cock Spreads STD Awareness in the Best Possible Way

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How would you react if while having a romantic picnic with your lover a giant cock and balls surprised you from behind by shooting gold glitter at you? Probably first with panic (“Am I asleep? Was I drugged?”), and then most likely with raucous laughter at the WTF moment that literally just climaxed all around you. This is Norway’s brilliant strategy to get young people to take notice of the importance of STD prevention.

The giant glitter-spraying cock is part of a campaign called Penis Can Surprise You aimed at raising awareness about STDs for Norway’s 16-25 demographic. It’s being described as “modern avant-garde creepy-as-fuck,” and while it’s definitely surreal, the rationale behind the ridiculousness is to get young people to pay attention to sexual health in a more, well, urgent way than they would with a billboard or with a traditional advertisement. And according to the giant glitter-spraying cock, aka 19 year old Philip van Eck, there’s nothing more effective than helping others just by “being a dick.”

Well, any giant dick would sure get our attention! Come have some “glitter-spraying” fun with us!

Check out the hilarious video of the stunt.

The Internet Weighs In On What Makes Someone Great at Sex

jean_koulevBuzzFeed recently asked their readers an important and often debated question: what makes someone great at sex? And from that seemingly simple question, BuzzFeed compiled the answers into a list called “21 Sex Tips That Aren’t Bullshit.” They insist that the list is NOT “a rolodex of sex positions, above-average genitalia, or decades of experience,” but rather an honest response from real, sexual humans on what they value from someone who is very good in bed. Here are some highlights (check out the full list, complete with sexy/silly gifs, below):

  1. Worshipping someone’s body
    Treating someone’s body as the best thing you have ever experienced is perhaps the ultimate indicator of how good you are in bed.
  2. Speaking up during sex
    Someone who’s willing to tell you what they like and dislike or what feels amazing is definitely a turn on!
  3. Being honest about orgasms
    The internet’s advice: stop faking orgasms! One woman says instead of faking it, “Mov[e] your hips or guid[e] them with your hand or moans [to] turn them into great lovers…” Great advice!
  4. Sharing a kink
    Kink is sexy—why not let your partner in on yours?!
  5. Focus on the pleasure, not the end-goal
    Taking the pressure off of cumming really allows you to just focus on the pleasure and enjoy yourself in the moment.
  6. Taking your time
    Don’t rush the foreplay! Have fun and don’t forget all the steps that lead up to the amazing main event: lip biting, earlobe nibbling, grinding—the possibilities are endless!
  7. Being up for anything
    Being open-minded to trying new things but also knowing the definitive boundaries for each person.” —Alexis Ferguson (Facebook)

Want to have a great sexual experience yourself? We are all about focusing on the pleasure and having a good time here!

Check out BuzzFeed’s “21 Sex Tips That Aren’t Bullshit”

The New and Improved Magic Wand

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Many women have called the Magic Wand their favorite, go-to sex toy—until the Doxy came out. Doxy offered many of the same features and niceties as the Magic Wand—a similar shaped head, strong vibrations, magically intense orgasms—but with a sleeker, more usable design. So imagine how pleasantly surprised these former Magic Wand enthusiasts will be when they find out that their beloved sex toy just stepped back into their lives after all these years with a whole new look and feel.

Introducing, the new Magic Wand (check out Oh Joy Sex Toy’s comic about Doxy vs. the new Magic Wand below). Gone are the days of those pesky design flaws: the short cord, the huge, cumbersome size, only two (super intense!) speeds, and the chunky and unattractive head. It’s now rechargeable (!), has a bigger and softer head, a smaller base, and 4 speeds and 4 vibe patterns! While the Doxy does have many of these features, it’s slightly more expensive and is not cordless and rechargeable. Looks like the new Magic Wand could become many a girl’s number one self-love friend once again!

Want to have some mind-blowing experiences yourself? Come make some magic with us!

Check out Oh Joy Sex Toy’s comic and revamped Magic Wand review here.

The New Device That Lets You Save Energy By Jerking Off

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Pornhub is giving Fitbit a run for their money with the Wankband, a new wearable that lets you charge gadgets by jerking off. Pornhub acknowledges in their promotional video (watch below) that watching porn on the internet contributes to the growing problem of energy consumption that can pollute as it creates, which is why they’re going to “show men how they can save the planet by doing what they do best.” The Wankband is a wearable for the tech era that “allows men to love the planet by loving themselves.”

The device gains power from motion via a small inner valve in the band that generates and stores energy when you move your hand up and down with each loving stroke. You can plug any chargeable device into the USB port on the band—tablet, phone, laptop—to create “dirty energy.” The device is unisex, so it’ll work for men and women who want to turn their special alone time into productive, save-the-planet time. As Pornhub says, “the power is in your hand!”

Want to have a sexy do-gooder moment yourself? Here at Niteflirt, we “do-good” all day every day!

Check out Pornhub’s video for the Wankband here!

German Social Media Site Seeks a Prostitute Tester

Screen Shot 2015-06-24 at 2.38.29 PMA social media site in Germany is advertising an exciting new position in the adult industry: a prostitute tester. It’s true; Germany is one of the few places where prostitution is legal, so the position is like a professional Yelp reviewer—for sex! You may be wondering what it takes to become a bonafide prostitute tester: “Besides scoring tips for carnal consumers, the ideal candidate ‘should enjoy having fun with people’ and not be afraid of contact,” Huffington reports.

The prostitute tester will review brothels in Germany in order to up the quality of the experience for customers. To do this, the prostitute tester will have sex with the sex workers, noting everything from service to cleanliness to safe sex practices. The site wants its customers to be able to have information on sex workers or adult organizations before buying their services—sort of like the way you can check out a hotel or a restaurant menu online before spending your money at a place. “Our vision is to see sex work as an equal and fully accepted part of society,” said one of the owners of the social media site. Right on, Germany!

Want to have a quality, satisfying experience yourself? We’ve got “the ideal candidates” right here!

The New “Smart” Sex Toy That Will Transform Your Sex Life

Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 2.52.11 PMEverybody knows about amazing modern devices that allow us to enhance and improve our lives in exciting new ways. But what if we told you that a new “smart” sex toy is aiming to transform people’s sex lives in equally exciting ways? Introducing the Lovely, the wearable that is basically like a Fitbit for your cock. You wear it during sex, and not only does it act like a vibrating cock ring—great for stimulating the clit as well as enlarging the penis—but it also can track your sexual activity!

This means that it can track the number of thrusts or calories burned, to the intensity of the sex. And, according to the device’s designers, it can help you to “have even better sex next time” by recommending different sex positions and personalized advice depending on your tastes, kinks, and how you like to get it on. But best of all: the device isn’t just for straight couples. One rep of the Lovely says, “You can put this wearable on a dildo, you can put it on your fingers, you can use it on a toy on yourself.” Well, how lovely!

Want to have some “personalized” fun with us? We are all about stimulating and innovative experiences!

Check out more about the Lovely here.