John Oliver Schools the Nation in Sex Ed

LetsTalkSexOn a recent episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, the host dedicated the show to an important and often glossed over (or blatantly ignored) subject in school: sex education. With the massive problem of abstinence only education and educators’ choosing to shame and moralize to students instead of actually teaching them about sex, John Oliver decided to conduct his own sex ed crash course. And as you can imagine, it is not just any sex ed course, but the ultimate sex ed course complete with hilarious celebrity videos (check them out below).

John Oliver, in his characteristic way, pointed out that only 13 states require sex ed to be scientifically accurate in America. This means that states and individuals can decide how to teach the important lessons of sex ed to youth—which often results in teaching it in a way that condemns sex as an act that devalues those engaging in it, especially women. Enter: hilarious celebrities making a sex ed video. Their message is simple: it’s your choice, and people should respect it. Abstinence or not, be safe, use protection, know and respect what consent is, and be informed of medical facts. Now that’s good sex ed!

Feel like taking a sex ed crash course with us? We have the facts and the experience right here!

Check out more about John Oliver’s sex ed episode here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/a-bunch-of-celebrities-made-a-sex-ed-video-and-you-need-to-s#.pf5Bg2lm1J

Couples Who Sext Are Having the Best Sex

SextingLet’s face it, since sexting is basically only discussed in scandalous news stories, it’s gotten a bad rap. But what if we told you that sexting among consenting adults has many benefits? A new study presented at the American Psychological Association proves that the couples who sext together stay together—because they’re having the best sex!

In a survey that asked 870 participants aged 18 to 82 about their sexting habits, a staggering 82 percent of the people reported sexting within the last year. And the adults who engaged in consensual sexting were happier sexually and with their relationship in general. The psychologists who led the study think this is because sexting is a form of communication that benefits both men and women: men prefer visual stimuli while women respond to the positive reinforcement of knowing that they’re desired. The psychologists are hopeful that with more research into the benefits of sexting, it could eventually be used in couple’s therapy to promote more communication and intimacy between partners. As one researcher said, “sexting can be good.”

Want to have some sexy, beneficial experiences yourself? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Check out more about the benefits of sexting here: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/08/08/430322824/could-sexting-help-your-relationship?

 

Kevin Bacon Calls For More Male Nudity With #FreeTheBacon

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Kevin Bacon recently made an important PSA with Mashable that calls attention to a very serious issue: where are all the hot, full-frontal dicks in Hollywood? Bacon’s solution is simple—#FreeTheBacon. What exactly does that mean? For starters, let’s get some more C&A (aka, cock and ass) in TV and movies!

Bacon explains, “There’s a big problem in Hollywood. We see gratuitous female nudity…and that’s not fair to actors because we want to be naked too. Gentlemen, it’s time to free the bacon.” Bacon calls attention to shows like Games of Thrones with lots of female nudity and urges them to consider showing “just one or two wieners every couple minutes.” Bacon reminds us that “this is an issue of gender equality,” like how there’s no male nudity in Fifty Shades of Grey: “Why not let Jamie Dornan take off his pants? Or better yet, let me play Christian Grey! We’ll do the whole movie in one long close-up of my penis.” Hollywood, take note—Free the Bacon!

Feel like Freeing The Bacon yourself? I think we can help you with that.

You can watch Kevin Bacon’s hilarious #FreeTheBacon PSA here. 

Important: Women Don’t Notice the Details of Your Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_eatingStudy after study has shown that men can seem self-conscious about how their dicks look to women. Is it too small, too thin, not shaped normally? Well, a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine proves that men can relax. As it turns out, women don’t really notice the details of your dick all that much. The study focused on men who had penile surgery due to a medical condition that misplaced their urethra on a different spot on the cock than the head. This small difference made many of these men feel embarrassed and unattractive.

But as the study showed, they didn’t need to worry. A group of heterosexual women were asked to rate a series of surgically repaired cocks as “normal or not normal.” They weren’t told that half the cocks were not surgically repaired cocks, but just regular, circumcised cocks. What the study found was that the women weren’t able to tell the difference between the surgically repaired dicks and the regular, circumcised dicks—both dicks looked normal to them. The main concern for the women was a neat looking cock, which thankfully the vast majority of men don’t need to worry about.

Feel like having some sexually validating experiences yourself? We love all shapes and sizes here!

You can learn more about the story from our friends at Gizmodo.

Meet the First Porn Star to be Sent Into Space

Pornhub has ambitions to use the space tourism industry to make the first ever space porn! The porn site is trying to raise three million dollars through an Indiegogo campaign to send porn stars Eve Lovia and Johnny Sins to fuck in zero-gravity. But with a little over a week left and only $235,000 raised, its featured porn stars might not be able to join the ultimate mile high club after all. Thankfully, CoCo Brown is stepping up to become the first porn star to be sent into space.

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She’s part of an elite program that will train 100 people to travel into space by earning their astronaut wings for the bargain price of $100,000 (new technology has made space tourism much more affordable now than when it first started—think $20 million for an hour of sightseeing). Although CoCo Brown won’t be testing out what space sex is like for all us curious and randy earthlings, she is excited to learn if her boobs will float. She says, “You notice the rest of your body losing gravity but I’d like to see… Do fake boobs do something weird in space? I don’t know…” Floating boobs will have to do until the day when porn will boldly go where no sex film has gone before! Space porn: the New Final Frontier.

Want to have some wild, gravity-defying experiences yourself? Three, two, one… blast off!

Check out more about the first adult film performer to be sent into space!

7 Surprising Facts About Women Who Watch Porn

One year ago, Pornhub analyzed the site’s data to figure out what women want from the porn they watch. This year, they followed up with the same research to see what’s changed since then. Here are some of the surprising facts they found about women who watch porn:

  1. The most searched for categories are “lesbian,” “threesome,” and “squirt”
    Also, “black,” “cartoon,” and “scissoring” have become more popular since 2014.
  2. More women searched for “real celebrity sex tapes” and “real massage cams”
    Since the previous year, there was a 1,000% increase in searches in each category (respectively).
  3. Women want to see reality TV stars more than porn stars
    Interestingly, Kim Kardashian and Farrah Abraham were the two most searched for “porn stars” on Pornhub.
  4. Women search for male porn stars like James Deen and Bruce Venture way more than men
    Well, they are considered porn stars specifically for the ladies!
  5. Women are more likely to seek out oral sex being performed on women
    The top five terms were “guy licking pussy,” “man eating pussy,” “pussy eating orgasm,” “pussy licking,” and “eating pussy.”
  6. The average worldwide porn consumer is 34 years old for women
    And 36 years old for men.
  7. Women spend a little longer than men watching porn
    Women “get off” of Pornhub in around 10 minutes—about a minute longer than men.

In the mood to really see what women want? We just need 10 minutes of your time!

Check out more surprising facts about women who watch porn here.

New Film About Fetishes is Full of Kink and Laughs

The Little Death is a new Australian comedy by writer/director/actor Josh Lawson that’s full of kinky sexual fetishes and hilarious scenarios. The film intertwines stories that revolve around five fetishes: rape fantasy, role play, dacryphilia (crying fetish), somnophilia (sleeping fetish), and telephone scatologia (obscene phone call fetish). The scenarios are absurd, funny, and clever—in one of them, a deaf man uses a Skype sign language interpreter to call a phone sex line!

While writing the script, the filmmaker created several scandalous scenarios for other fetishes that didn’t end up making it in the final cut (one involving dendrophilia, or a sexual attraction to trees). But the most interesting thing about the film is how it doesn’t moralize or shame any of the characters for their kinky tastes. It also doesn’t shy away from explicit language and subject matter. Lawson said of fetishists, “No matter how weird and wonderful we think we are, we all deserve love in a way that makes sense to us.” Amen to that!

Want to celebrate the right to be kinky? We’re all about weird and wonderful scenarios here!

Check out more about The Little Death here.

Illicit Sex Tape Goes Viral in China and Angers the Government

10817159986_3b12084857_zA viral sex tape that made it past the censors is promising to “Break the [Chinese] Internet” this week. The one-minute porn shows a couple fucking in a popular Chinese department store—and it’s since been viewed by millions of people. The x-rated video spread like wildfire all over China’s social media, which left the internet censors unable to catch the illicit material in time.

Although the censors are denouncing the sex tape as a “vulgar video [that] spread like a virus online and clashed with socialist core values,” the public’s reaction proves that many Chinese feel excitement at seeing the porn, not disgust. Since the incident, there have been commemorative t-shirts of the stunt, jokes on social media, and legions of people taking selfies outside the department store where the porn was shot. Even while the government continues to censor the internet against anything it finds “vulgar” or objectionable, Chinese citizens are finding ways to spread freedom of expression—and celebrate a love of porn!

Three cheers for internet porn! Come exercise your freedoms with us!

Check out more about the illicit Chinese sex tape here.

The Donald Trump Butt Plug

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Sex toy manufacturer Fernando Sosa is sure to get Donald Trump’s kiss of death, “You’re fired!” with his latest invention: a Donald Trump butt plug! It’s Sosa’s way of telling the comb-over king where he can stick it. And if you’ve ever wanted the mega-rich real estate mogul/presidential candidate to kiss your ass, this new butt plug is just the thing!

“I wanted to do something insulting…I like the mental picture of his face going into people’s asses,” Sosa said. And now, for $27.99 you can stick Trump’s perfectly sculpted, 3-D printed head where the sun don’t shine. In the future, you will even be able to buy accessories for Trump’s head, like a snap-on toupee and a fake piece of poop. For now, you can violate the Donald or put him on your book shelf as an amazing conversation piece. You can also get butt plugs of politicians Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Rand Paul, and soon you’ll be able to get Jeb Bush and Chris Christie to complete your collection! God bless America!

Want to have some sex toy fun with us? If seeing the Donald’s face isn’t turning you on, we’re confident we can!

Check out more about the Donald Trump butt plug.

Hundreds of Dildos Mysteriously Hang on Power Lines in Portland

While seeing a pair of sneakers dangling from a power line is nothing new, how would you react if instead of seeing some Nikes you saw a pair of sex toys hanging up there? Well, residents of Portland, Oregon have certainly been reacting to the real life spectacle dangling from their power lines. And they’ve taken to social media to express their emotions, which range from shock to outrage to just plain WTF?

One resident said, “Some would blush, others would laugh, and most would take photos.” The hundreds of sex toys have been thrown on power lines all around the city, including several commercial boulevards that have passerby’s doing a double (or triple!) take at the surreal nature of seeing sex toys hanging in the sky on their way to work or driving their kid to soccer practice. The sex toy prankster is still at large, but in the meantime, Portlanders can enjoy the thrilling sights hoisted all around town. Keep Portland Weird!

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Check out more about the dildos dangling from power lines in Portland.