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Target Accidentally Plays Porn Over its Loudspeaker…Again

Image Source: Flickr.com/photos/jeepersmedia/Customers at a California Target got plenty of bang for their buck (literally) when audio of a porn started accidentally playing over the store’s PA system. One shocked shopper recorded the entire incident and posted the video to Facebook (watch below), while several others stormed out of the store, or angrily screamed at the employees to turn it off. In the video, sex moans can be heard, along with some very sexually explicit language loudly coming through the loudspeakers.

A porn star can be heard moaning, and then saying, “I want you to get it really wet. Get that cock in between. Oh yeah, you know how to do it. Yeah, you wanna fuck these titties?” Children are heard crying in the background—in between the porn star’s screams and moans! The store was in chaos, with both customers and employees freaking out over the incident: “Employees were running around everywhere. Picking and hanging up phones, which worked….for about two minutes before it started up again,” according to the New York Post. Amazingly, this isn’t the first time something like this has happened at Target. The same thing happened at another California Target only months before. Target is investigating, but it sure seems like the work of a very naughty prankster!

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Texas Students Strap Dildos to Bags to Protest Conceal Carry Law

10474866374_2448f1743e_zStudents at University of Texas are taking part in a “Take Your Dildo to Class” day to protest the absurdity of the college’s conceal carry gun law. Apparently, students are allowed to bring concealed weapons to campus—but an innocuous sex toy is strictly forbidden and punishable as an obscene offense. So one UT student, Jessica Jin, is organizing students with a Facebook event: #CocksNotGlocks.

Jin says on the Facebook page, “The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class.” She’s urging all students to strap dildos to their bags for the month of August, and so far the event has secured 3,900 confirmed attendees, 768 maybes, and lots of haters trolling the site. But Jin isn’t fazed; all the backlash just highlights the ridiculous impact a harmless dildo can cause—all while firearms in the classroom are largely ignored.

Oh, those Texans. Ain’t nothing wrong with a little cock in the classroom!

Find out more about Texas students strapping dildos to their bags here.

Alabama Walmart Stocks Gun Shelf with ‘Gun Oil’ Lube

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An Alabama Walmart made a major boner (no pun intended) recently when it stocked Gun Oil, a popular lube for gay men, next to its actual guns! An unsuspecting (and literal-minded) shopper got a big surprise while browsing Walmart’s gun department, and he posted a hilarious video of his reaction on Facebook. “It says water-based lubricant for your gun!” the shopper said in the video (watch below). “I was like, ‘Water-based? That could rust, right?’…”

He was almost sold on the product he thought was for his actual gun: “’Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone.’ Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter.” Well, what doesn’t work really well wetter and lighter, right? It wasn’t until he saw the ingredients list, which included things like ginseng “to promote blood flow,” that he started scratching his head in confusion. Then, when he saw “For topical use, apply desired amount to genital areas,” it all clicked into place. We say to those Alabama, Gun Oil cowboys, “Yee-haw!”

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Check out the video of a shopper finding Gun Oil in the Walmart gun aisle.

Threesome At a Rodeo Is Its Own Wild Ride

There’s a video circulating around the internet of a side event at the Calgary Stampede rodeo this year (watch below). It seems two men and a woman decided to have their own private ride in an alley at the event. And judging by the vigorous display, these people sure were enjoying themselves at the rodeo!

The woman—who’s seen in the video getting fucked from behind while giving an enthusiastic blowjob to another cowboy—has become a sort-of internet hero, with memes, macros, photoshops, and even a tribute song to her. And she has actively embraced her internet cult-status: she released a Youtube video recently with the song about herself playing in the background acknowledging that she did indeed have a threesome, and that it was just as fun as it looked! She also eats a cucumber as a big F-You to all the haters out there. Yee haw!

In the mood for a wild ride yourself? Giddy-up, cowboy!

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Pop-Up Porn Books

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There’s a new webseries by Canadian filmmaker Stephen Dunn that uses pornographic picture books to tell sexy stories about online dating/hook-up culture. The series, aptly named Pop-Up Porno, first wowed audiences at Sundance and is now being released online. Dunn started the project as a way to normalize the trials and tribulations of online dating—and what better way to do that than with pop-up cocks in a picture book?!

Each pop-up book takes about a month to create, and is brought to life by a collaborative team of designers (including celebrated homoerotic fetish artist Tom Of Finland), writers, and Dunn himself. Together the team adapts true erotic stories told by real people in the dating world into “an aesthetic to suit the tale.” Dunn hopes to continue making pornographic pop-up books, saying “Regardless of what happens they’re fun as hell to make, and as long as people keep sharing stories and we have enough money to pay our crew and the book designers, I’m happy to keep making more.”

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Nursing Home Offers Sexual Healing to Residents

4629570540_d7645a6608_zOne British assisted living facility takes the holistic approach to health and wellness very seriously. Chaseley Trust, a respected nursing home in an historic seaside mansion, offers amenities like a movie theater, gym and, occasionally, strippers and prostitutes! “People have needs,” explains the manager. “We are there to help.”

While it is controversial to allow strippers and prostitutes to offer services to the disabled residents, Chaseley Trust defends the practice, explaining that many of the people they help are young and have neurological problems. “Most of the time, these are people who feel frustrated by a primeval need they cannot fulfill,” says the manager. And as for the older residents, it’s become common knowledge that sex is a key element of the elderly leading a happy life. In fact, one of the strippers, who recently gave a lap dance to a blind and deaf man, was put in touch with the assisted living facility through TLC Trust, an organization that advocates for the sexual rights of the disabled. Right on!

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If you want to put the assisted living facility that provides strippers and prostitutes on your list of future housing options, check out more!

New HBO Show Shocks With Alleged Sexual Consent Form

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While HBO is no stranger to graphic and often boundary-pushing sex scenes, their newest show, Westworld, has the media in a frenzy over its alleged sexual consent form. The form starts by informing the extras that by signing they agree to be “fully nude and/or witness others fully nude and participate in graphic sexual situations.” But from there, it gets much more specific—and strange. The form mentions bizarre stipulations like needing to wear “a pubic hair patch,” “have your genitals painted,” and “contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude.”

It also requires questionable, x-rated performances involving “genital-to-genital touching,” simulated oral sex “with hand-to-genital touching,” and “pos[ing] on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back; [and] ride on someone’s back while you are both fully nude.” And if the actors didn’t get the idea with the extremely detailed list, the form makes clear that the show will contain language and sexual situations “that some may consider personally objectionable or uncomfortable.” HBO has responded to the backlash by saying they did not write or approve the document: “…our actual on-set practices…provide a professional and comfortable working environment for all performers.” To those extras who need the work, that must come as a great relief!

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Check out more about HBO’s alleged sexual consent form here.

New Study Proves Sex is Safe For Heart Attack Survivors

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hornyheartHeart attack survivors are rejoicing at a new study’s fantastic good news: sex does not increase the likelihood of having another heart attack! Many survivors were unsure whether the vigorous activity of fucking could trigger another episode, but the new study shows that the activity generated by sex is about the same as climbing two flights of stairs or taking a brisk walk. This means that most survivors of a heart attack can (thankfully) resume sexual activity before too long.

In the study, researchers looked at the timing of the last sexual experience the participants had before the heart attack and found that just 0.7 percent of the people (three people) reported having sex within two hours of having a heart attack. This finding “is in line with observations that sexual activity might eventually trigger a [heart attack] only in a very small proportion of patients,” the researchers reported in the study. The study also showed that many heart attack survivors assume they can’t have sex without getting the necessary information from their doctors. “It is important to reassure patients that they need not be worried and should resume their usual sexual activity,” the researchers said. We can only imagine that this good news is more serious than a heart attack for these survivors!

Feel like partaking in some vigorous activity yourself? No need to exercise caution here!

Here’s more about the study that proves that sex is safe for heart attack survivors.

Couple Sentenced For Oral Sex in McDonald’s Drive-Thru

5853402099_526621149f_oA frisky British couple got really, really hungry (for each other!) in a McDonald’s drive-thru recently. After they admitted to having oral sex in the drive-thru, a judge indicted them for public Mcindecency. “You turned yourselves and your car into a human zoo,” Judge Paul Thomas said in the courtroom after viewing a 20-minute clip of the kinky incident.

The couple apparently rolled into the drive-thru in the early hours of the morning while drunk. Then, when their food took too long, the woman began to give her man some conspicuous head with her legs dangling out the window. But most shockingly, the man preceded to finger her from behind in full view of the car behind them! “Your animalistic lust led the two of you to abandon any shred of decency and self respect,” the judge told them. Or maybe they just wanted to have it “their way!”

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Check out more about the couple who got busted for oral sex in a McDonald’s drive-thru here.