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Sweden’s Giant Snow Dick Was Erased…So an Even Bigger One Was Erected

When community members started complaining about a giant dick in a Swedish park, the city ordered one of its workers to erase it. The dick, which was carved into the snow over a frozen moat, needed to be scraped off bit-by-bit (thus sparking hilarious Twitter responses like “Yeah, right there. That’s it.”). The worker felt such strong penis envy while erasing the giant dick that he knew he had to replace it. And he wasn’t the only one who had strong feelings of remorse over the removal: a Facebook group called “restore the snow penis” quickly achieved more than 3,300 likes!

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So now in the erased snow dick’s place is an even bigger, even more spectacular massive snow dick (see images below)! The worker used a snowblower, and erected it on such a huge scale that it can only be seen from above. This means that no one on the ground can see it and become offended. “When an established artist paints a penis in oil paint, he can hang in a frame in a gallery. But if an ordinary citizen draws a penis in the snow, it’s the obscene and must be removed. I mean it’s just about who the creator is,” the hero, er, worker said.

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Check out images of the giant snow dick here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sweden-snow-penis_us_56a1b0abe4b0d8cc10999534

Twitter’s Hilarious, Erotic Fanfiction about the Militia Standoff

You may have read about the armed militia in rural Oregon taking over a wildlife refuge in protest of the government. And maybe you’ve even thought about the parallels between the militant outdoorsmen and the rugged gay cowboys in Brokeback Mountain. Well, now the Decemberists’ frontman and native Oregonian Colin Meloy has officially ignited the internet’s imagination with his erotic gay fanfiction about the standoff on Twitter. Here are the gems.

 

 

 

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Check out more erotic fanfiction about the militia standoff here: https://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2016/01/06/decembrists-frontman-colin-meloy-tweeted-erotic-fanfiction-about-the-militia-standoff-and-its-awesome

Food Truck Sells Sex Toys Along with Food

You’ve heard of a happy meal, but one food truck entrepreneur has thought of the ultimate after-meal treat for his adult clients. Along with selling hotdogs, chips, and soda, the Indiana food truck is generating lots of buzz for also selling sex toys! Kwan Dixon, who owns and operates Pop’s Popcorn and Koosier Daddy’s Food Cart, is keeping business lively because he knows one very important rule: “sex sells.”

“Is sex selling in Evansville? Yeah! More peace. More kids. More peace. It will settle everybody down,” said Dixon. So far, just as Dixon predicted, sex toy sales have boosted food sales as well: “You got to have something afterwards,” he explained. Unfortunately, not everyone in the small Indiana town is pleased by Dixon’s business model, and recently the food truck was shut down because Dixon did not declare that he’d be selling sex toys as well as food. But Dixon isn’t fazed—he knows all publicity is good publicity, and he fully intends to keep putting the “buzz in your life.”

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Check out more about the food truck that peddles sex toys here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/business-genius-gets-town-buzzing-by-selling-sex-toys-at-his-food-truck_us_56991c47e4b0778f46f90e33

Class is in Session at ‘Porn University’

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmItalian porn legend Rocco Siffredi, aka “Italian Stallion,” is starting an academy that many eager students would be thrilled to attend: “Porn University.” He wants to teach aspiring adult film stars the tricks of the trade, and since porn is such a lucrative industry (worth billions), going to school to learn the ins and outs of adult entertainment isn’t such a far-fetched idea. Siffredi, ever the entrepreneur, will document his training classes on an Italian reality show called “Universita del Porno.”

Siffredi is aptly calling his academy “Siffredi Hard Academy.” There, he’ll instruct a group of 21 amateurs on various techniques and tactics to help them score big on the x-rated screen. The veteran porn star hand-picked his students out of thousands of applicants, and he’ll be leading the select classes himself over a 2 week period. “During the crash course, they will learn how to be comfortable in front of the camera and learn different strategies to improve their on-screen performances,” NY Daily News reports. Siffredi told the Italian media that all the sessions will be unscripted and will strive to make the learning process as authentic as possible. Bravo!

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Check out more about Porn University here: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/porn-university-opens-aspiring-adult-film-performers-article-1.2387263

Someone Sent the Oregon Militants a Bag of Dicks

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieYou might remember hearing about a group of militants taking over an Oregon wildlife refuge. You know, the one being called “Y’All Qaeda” and “Vanilla ISIS” on social media. Well, now they have a new recruiting video featuring a militant named Jon Ritzheimer—but the real star of the clip is a bag of dicks (watch below).

The group has been calling on the public to send them essential, survivalist supplies, such as French vanilla coffee creamer, Miracle Whip, hair conditioner and pillowcases. But as Ritzheimer points out in the video, some people are responding to the plea not with necessary supplies, but with other “hateful stuff”—which apparently includes dildos, and as Ritzheimer calls one package, “a bag of dicks.” “It’s really ridiculous,” Ritzheimer complains. “Rather than going out and doing good, they just spend all their money on hate and hate and hate and hate.” We don’t know, sending a bag of dicks seems like a pretty great way to show love and support to us!

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Check out the video of an Oregon militant getting sent a bag of dicks here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOzRl6pdYBs

Comic Shares Dick Pic on Instagram—For 18 Hours

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryAdult Swim star and comedian Eric André proved that Instagram is too wrapped up with policing nip slips to notice dick pics. André put not one but two full-frontal nude pictures of himself up on the site for 18 straight hours before they were finally taken down. These images were not subtle—and if you’re familiar with the comedian, you know subtlety is definitely not his thing—with André’s dick front and center in each photo (you can check out the now doctored pics below).

Instagram has strict rules about nudity on its site, so how was it possible that André’s dick went unnoticed for almost a full day? Many have pointed out that the comedian’s stunt proves the sexist double standard of male and female nudity on the site. While Instagram is hard at work making sure lady pubes and nipples don’t make it into your feed, a guy posts two full-on dick pics to his account and removes them—eventually—before the site can suspend his access. And his account is still active, so we can only assume Instagram probably never even noticed the stunt! So, guys, feel free to go nuts with those dick pics—but watch out, ladies, that “Free the Nipple” campaign hasn’t leveled the (sexist) playing field yet!

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Check out more about Eric André’s dick pics on Instagram here: https://www.gq.com/story/eric-andres-naked-penis-instagram

The 15th Annual No Pants Subway Ride

Subway riders from cities like New York, Tokyo, Moscow, Madrid, London, and Los Angeles showed off their assets in celebration of the 15th annual No Pants Subway Ride. The pants-less ride was started in New York by the improv comedy collective Improv Everywhere, who thought it would be hilarious to see hordes of people casually riding the subway in full winter garb without pants. And now, the event has come to include people from more than 60 cities in over 25 countries who boldly take off their pants to freak out their unwitting fellow passengers (check out the images below).

“The participants behave as if they do not know each other, and they all wear winter coats, hats, scarves, and gloves,” explained Improv Everywhere on their website. “The only unusual thing is their lack of pants.” The riders in their underwear ranged from the cheeky (some women with “check it twice” on their asses) to the ironic (one guy with tuxedo briefs complete with tux jacket and bow tie) to the sexy (ladies wearing lingerie and showing off their booties). But the best part by far were the confused riders who couldn’t understand why so many people seemed to have forgotten their pants that day. Those cute pants-less kids were pretty great, too.

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Check out more about the 15th annual No Pants Subway Ride here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/no-pants-subway-ride-2016_569373f3e4b0a2b6fb70b0c8

You Can Now Buy the Playboy Mansion—Complete with Hugh Hefner

Are you particularly nostalgic about all the sexy shenanigans that’s gone on at the Playboy Mansion all these years? Do you have millions to invest in real estate? If the answer to both of these questions is “yes,” we’ve got good news for you: the Playboy Mansion is up for sale!

For only $200 million, you can sleep where some of the most beautiful and naked women have partied, or swim in the infamous grotto. And you’ll never guess the amazing bonus that comes with the house—Hugh Hefner himself! “According to TMZ, whomever purchases the mansion will be required to give Hef a life estate, which means he will be allowed to live there until he dies and becomes an actual apparition,” reports Jezebel. Just think, with Hef thrown in to the deal, you’re getting one house, but twice the nostalgia!

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Check out more about the Playboy Mansion going up for sale here.

This Woman’s Making History as Penthouse’s First Plus-Sized Model

Kelly Shibari is redefining beauty in adult entertainment one sexy spread at a time. She is 43-years-old, half-Asian, full-figured, and now making history as Penthouse’s first plus-sized model. She represents a welcome change in the adult film industry, switching up the typical “conventional” models seen in magazines like Penthouse who are usually white, thin, and young. Shibari was initially nervous about adding a plus-sized model to Penthouse in case “people are going to be like, ‘Ugh, I’m never going to buy the magazine again.'”

But now she feels positive about her feature in the famous magazine: “I think that the way things have been going the past few years, with size acceptance and more plus-sized men and women being in the mainstream spotlight as well as in adult entertainment, I think that the reception will be good,” she said. Her growing fanbase proves that a wide demographic of people are looking for more diverse porn stars. You can check out the voluptuous, sexy adult film actress featured in the December issue, alongside two skinny models in a side-show inspired spread.

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Meet the Winner of Pornhub’s First College Scholarship

pornhubPornhub, the world’s largest provider of free porn, is trying to clean up its image with its latest philanthropic endeavor: a college scholarship. The scholarship is worth $25,000, and the winner must be at least 18 years-old and have a 3.2 GPA. The winner was chosen, and she isn’t exactly what you’d picture for the massive adult website.

MaryAnn Uribe, a 48-year-old mother of two, is a Texan with an truly incredible story. Not only was she disqualified from most scholarships because of her age, but she’s also the survivor of a crazy murder plot involving her ex-boss. According to the Washington Post, after she reported her employers to authorities for allegedly committing felony barratry, her boss put a hit on her. She’s now trying to move on with her life and begin studies at a four-year university—which has been made possible by the good folks at Pornhub! “MaryAnn epitomizes the drive for determination and success; from her indelible personality, to the resiliency she’s shown to achieve her goals,” the announcement on Pornhub’s website reads. Now we have even more reason to love Pornhub!

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Check out more about Pornhub’s college scholarship here: https://jezebel.com/winner-of-pornhubs-college-scholarship-is-a-48-year-old-1748987767